Act IX. Contracts cannot be signed randomly, and meals cannot be eaten indiscriminately
Bai Ge was actually quite curious.
What are the roles of the Ombudsman of the Abyssal Relic Affairs Division?
Before encountering love, Bai Ge's impression of this kind of "relevant department" mostly came from movies and novels.
is either wearing a black suit and black sunglasses, and from time to time he takes out a metal rod and relies on the flash to erase the memories of the onlookers.
Either it is a righteous face, a Chinese face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, wearing a uniform uniform, and a sense of decency in every gesture.
Otherwise, it's the little brother who wears a yellow and blue takeaway uniform, whispers to the code, and sings a loyal hymn.
To be honest, Ai Lian and Lao Huo really have nothing to do with the concept of "civil servant" in Bai Ge.
Therefore, hearing the news that the supervisor in charge of personnel was coming, Bai Ge subconsciously stretched his neck.
From the stairwell, a yellow-haired man walked up.
Wait, Yellow Hair?
Bai Ge saw that it was a man about thirty years old, although he was not like Lao Huo's undershirt and big pants and slippers, but he was also wearing a trendy Hawaiian shirt and shorts.
The most conspicuous thing is the obvious dyed yellow hair, the roots of which have been revealed black, and it seems that it has not been redyed for a long time.
The man's skin is bronzed, and the refined muscles are faintly visible in the shirt, and at first glance he is a guy who often runs outside, he wears sunglasses, has a slightly obscene smile on his face, and carries a leather briefcase in his hand, and walks up while gagging with Lao Huo.
"Hey, Lian Lian is also very cute today, Wow, Xiao Tian is right, it's better to choose this school uniform is a sailor uniform."
He has a high-pitched voice, and when he sees love, he greets him familiarly, and he doesn't have the serious atmosphere of the workplace at all.
As for Lao Huo, he went to the kitchen to work on dinner.
"So this little brother is the temporary worker?"
The man turned his gaze to Bai Ge again.
You just said the word "temporary worker", right?
Bai Ge twitched the corners of his mouth.
"Introduction, Fan Zhe, who is in charge of personnel."
Ai Lian seemed to be no longer surprised by the man's frivolous attitude, and did not react to his numbing nickname, only briefly introduced Bai Ge, and then pointed at Bai Ge.
"Bai Ge, shadow prototype, first order, I've investigated the background, no problem."
"Huh?"
Bai Ge didn't know where the background of the love investigation came from, but after thinking about it, he still didn't say much.
"Hey, shadow prototype, it's rare."
The man named Fan Zhe took off his sunglasses, revealing his azure eyes.
He looked at Bai Ge carefully, and although his eyes didn't carry any emotion, it still made Bai Ge feel a little hairy.
"Let's take a look at the contract first, hey, by the way, Lianlian, you told him the specific content of the contract before, right?"
Fan Zhe took half a step back and opened his briefcase.
“...... I guess I said it. ”
This young lady with black hair mixed with a strand of white hair was vague, and she looked like "I don't know".
"Okay, you're here, here, and here, just sign it, just write the date."
He pulled out a stack of paper papers from his crumpled briefcase.
Bai Ge picked up the contract and glanced at it casually.
I saw a text that I couldn't ignore very much.
【...... This includes, but is not limited to, drowning, burning, being crushed to death by an unknown heavy object, and being devoured by wild animals. 】
“???”
Wait a minute, friend.
The wording of this contract seems a little strange?
"Huh? Why, oh, it turned out to be this one, it doesn't matter, it's just a simple example, don't worry, more than seventy percent of the cases, little brother, you can't encounter these things. ”
Fan Zhe explained with a smile.
"Is there a 30% chance of being eaten?"
Bai Ge originally thought that the Inspector of the Abyss Relic Affairs Division was an enforcer with some extraordinary ability, but now it seems that ...... It seems to be much more dangerous than expected.
"I don't know anything else, here in the Zhuxia Federation, there are about 2.5 ascenders who are eaten by monsters in the abyss every year."
Touching his chin, Fan Zhe said as if he was reminiscing.
"2.5 ......"
Bai Ge didn't ask whether the 0.5 was an average or an actual number.
Because either way, it's a little creepy.
"Don't worry, if you die, the Abyss Relic Affairs Department will compensate your family with a very generous pension, and arrange to take care of their rest of their lives, so that you have no worries."
Fan Zhe added.
Did you let me put this heart on my mind?
Bai Ge was speechless for a while.
He flipped through the contract again.
Well, except for the words of the suicide note written on the last signature, and the frightening detailed description of the danger of the work, this contract is really good for Party B, that is, Bai Ge.
The basic salary of 8,000 per month, plus various subsidies, and the five insurances and one housing fund in line with civil servants, can rise a lot every year, as long as you ignore the possibility of death, it is definitely a good errand...... How could it be ignored!
Bai Ge wanted to say a few more words, but recalled what Ai Lian had said yesterday.
Forget it, anyway, if you sign it or not, you probably won't be able to return to your original peaceful life.
If you sign a contract, you can at least earn some salary.
He signed his name on the contract and handed it back to Fan Zhe.
Fan Zhe checked it carefully, and then took out the red official seal from the crumpled briefcase, stamped it, and handed one of the contracts to Bai Ge.
"From today onwards, we are comrades."
Why does this sound familiar?
As soon as Bai Ge put the contract into his bag, he saw Fan Zhe stand up.
"It's almost time, I'm going to pick up Sisi from school, let's go first."
He looked at the clock on the wall and said to Ai Lian and Lao Huo in the kitchen.
"Walk slowly, don't send it."
Lao Huo poked his head.
"Sisi?"
Who is this, the fourth member of the Jingjiang Abyss Relic Affairs Division?
"Wait ......"
Seeing Bai Ge's puzzled look, Ai Lian immediately spoke up, wanting to stop him from speaking, but it was too late.
When Fan Zhe heard Bai Ge's inquiry, his blue eyes immediately lit up.
He quickly approached Bai Ge's side, took out a photo from his briefcase and handed it to Bai Ge.
"Look, this is Sisi, my daughter, cute."
In the photo, it is a somewhat stocky girl, about three or four years old, and in her hand is a broken toy.
If you want to say cute, those three or four-year-old children can indeed be described by this word.
But this kid, how to say it, Bai Ge thinks that compared to cuteness, it is probably ...... Is it more appropriate to use the word tough?
The sharp eyes, the tense muscles, the expression of contempt for everything.
This kid might be able to become an idol in the future!
The kind that kills a cow with one punch.
"yes, it's cute."
Bai Ge squeezed out a smile and replied.
"That's right, my Sisi is simply the most cute in the world, she grew up from a cute snack, if cuteness also has an incarnation, then it must be my daughter!"
Fan Zhe seemed to be a little fanatical when he mentioned his daughter, and he talked to Bai Ge for a while before leaving in a hurry under the reminder of love.
“...... The people of the Abyss Relic Affairs Division, all have, uh, characteristics. ”
Bai Ge commented.
"In addition to Fan Zhe, there are two other colleagues, but they went to investigate today, and they will take you to know when we have a meeting in two days."
Ai Lian played with the ends of her hair and said to Bai Ge.
Wait a minute......
Could it be that the guy in the cheongsam today is also his "comrade"?
There were a bunch of goosebumps behind Bai Ge.
At this time, Lao Huo served the food from the kitchen.
“...... In that case, I'll take my leave......"
Bai Ge felt as if he was not suitable to disturb the two of them eating, so he packed his schoolbag and prepared to get up and leave.
"It's all here, let's eat together."
Lao Huo greeted.
"Well, I still have something for you to help me later, so don't leave yet."
Love also said.
"Help?"
Compared to the aroma of the food, Bai Ge smelled more ominous tastes.