Chapter 71: All have to cooperate with the pretending
For a moment, Yan Buping was helpless!
Really, living in the same family with this product is simply the biggest stain on his life in this life!
Although Yan Buping has always looked at Mo Ming very unpleasantly, he also has to admit that there is a kind of magic in this product!
Although this product is not highly talented, its cultivation is not strong, and there is almost nothing awesome about it, and it will be blind every day, and it won't do anything serious, but I don't know what's going on, this product can always easily attract the attention of everyone next to it......
Actually, it's nothing to talk about, after all, such an aura is not unique to him alone, and Yan Chengcheng also has such an aura!
But the problem is that people rely entirely on their own charm, which ......
Can't even say!
Really, Yan Buping doesn't know how to describe it......
This product is simply born to lower the overall IQ of human beings!
In fact, Mo Ming likes to tease this group of mortals very much, especially people like Yan Buping who have always been unaccustomed to him, but they have never been able to kill him, he feels that playing with this kind of person is exciting.
This feeling is probably like being tempted on the verge of cheating......
Mo Ming doesn't mind playing with a stalk twice, but it also has to be timed.
For example, at this time, it would be boring to play like this again, so Mo Ming spread his hands:
"I can't beat him, but I can cripple him!"
On the martial arts arena, there was no sound, and no one spoke.
One second
Two seconds
Three seconds
The martial arts arena instantly resumed its previous boiling noise:
"It's still Brother Qingming!"
"Yes, yes, Brother Qingming is the best, it's all awesome!"
"Brother Qingming is so awesome that he has blown up to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun!"
......
What, what's the situation? Mo Ming was confused at that time.
The teenagers and girls in the audience were still licking their faces as if they hadn't heard him speak.
Well, that's embarrassing, okay?
Nima, this is completely different from the expected reaction!
According to the general routine, after Mo Ming bragged at this time, shouldn't the group of passers-by A, passerby B, passerby C, and passerby Ding sneer at him? Even, there must be a few fanatics in this group who worship villains to the extreme, and smash him with rotten tomatoes and rotten eggs, but this ......
Just now, I listened to him brag seriously, and then turned my face and continued to curry favor with Yan Qingming?
If you please you, you can please you, and just a few words over and over again, can't you change a new word? and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun, why don't you say that he ate the sun?
Mo Ming is very confused now, this Nima is my bug, or is it all buggy for all of you? Or is it a bug in this world?
Hey wocao, it was Lao Tzu who was talking just now, why do you have to pay attention to me?!(It's okay to scold me for two sentences, although you can't open your mouth...... )
It's like you're walking home, and everyone on the side of the road is looking at you with stupid eyes, and you're still at a loss!
It's really capitalized, and by the way, the "embarrassment" of bold and double quotation marks!
No, it's definitely not yourself who has the bug!
Mo Ming gave a conclusion in his heart that was not a conclusion!
According to Mo Ming's thoughts, that is: if there is a problem in this world, it must not be your own problem, it must be someone else's problem!
As it is now, this must not be my own business, these people must be crazy! Stupid!
Otherwise, they are deaf and blind, and they don't hear what they just said, and they don't see themselves!
Otherwise, it was obviously him talking just now, why did all these people run to lick Yan Qingming with a scream?
"You're all stupid!" Mo Ming whispered.
"Brother Qingming is awesome!"
"Brother Qingming is blowing up!"
"Brother Qingming blew up into the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun!"
......
"You're second goods!" Mo Mingzhong shouted.
"Brother Qingming is awesome!"
"Brother Qingming is blowing up!"
"Brother Qingming blew up into the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun!"
......
"You stupid donkeys!" Mo Ming shouted.
"Brother Qingming is awesome!"
"Brother Qingming is blowing up!"
"Brother Qingming blew up into the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun!"
......
"You ...... I'll go to your uncle!"
Heavens, he is still every day! Mo Ming is speechless, these people are no longer helped, it doesn't matter if they are sick in their bodies, they are all over if they are sick in their brains, just like these people now.
In fact, by this time, Mo Ming could also see that the gang below had been completely numb and had completely ignored him!
In the eyes of these people, aren't you just a gangster at the bottom of the family? A little waste with a foreign surname, the Yan family's oil bottle, what ability do you have to compete with the younger generation of their Yan family on the same stage the next day?
You can't even catch Yan Qingming's move, are you still hairy?
This group of people is too lazy to pay attention to Mo Ming now, you are a drag oil bottle, you love to call what you want, how do you like to toss and toss, look at you and count us as losing!
This group of people is in this state of mind now, they don't even bother to ridicule him, why are they mocking him for such a little waste? It's not that they laugh at him, they can eat a few more bowls of rice when they go home!
Actually, Mo Ming is very embarrassed and helpless now, this feels like he sings a one-man show by himself, no one looks at you at all!
As an existence that has lived for nearly 40 million years, has unparalleled experience in pretending to be forced, and does not pretend to be uncomfortable for a day, Mo Ming is very clear:
In any drama, there must be the cooperation of decency and villains, especially in the process of pretending to be forced, only you are decent, and everyone else is a villain, this is the so-called "cooperating with pretending", villains are born to cooperate with decent!
But now, people don't bother to be the villain for you at all, they don't look at you at all, they don't bother to mock you, they just ignore you, this is still a joke?
So, it's very embarrassing, after all, you are alone, even if you have great ability, you can't pretend to be a belching ......
It's the same as when you ask people to slap with one hand, you don't want to say that you are a mortal, you just changed Erlang God, Sun Wukong, and Jade Emperor, even if it is the Primordial Tianzun, Daode Tianzun, and Lingbao Tianzun, he can't shoot it!
This is simply an unsolvable problem, where do you ask him to find a correct solution for you? You just can't change the immortals!
However, if Yuan Shi Tianzun, Daode Tianzun, and Lingbao Tianzun can't solve it, it doesn't mean that he can't solve it!
Don't forget what he doesn't know what he does, he has lived for 40 million years, we can't do anything else, he just pretends to be forced!
A slap doesn't make a sound, why can you go and slap the wall!
Today's force, Lao Tzu is specially pretending, just these people present today, one is counted as one, and they all have to stay and cooperate with Lao Tzu to pretend to be forced!