384 Eating skewers
Early the next morning.
The dining room of the dojo. On either side of the dining table, there were several people sitting looking at each other.
On one side are Xiao Po and Mikaka, and on the other side are Hua Tie Nan and Park Ai Hua. The master's seat is Hua Wanwu.
"Why are you here?" Hua Wanwu pointed at Mikaka and Xiao Po.
"President. You forgot. Didn't you keep us here? Mikaka said.
"I mean, what are you doing here while we're having breakfast?!"
"Huh!?" Mikaka was stunned, "Don't you have our share of breakfast?" ”
Hua Wanwu slapped the table, "You and I are a hotel here." Room and board? ”
Mikaka was about to get up.
Xiao Po grabbed him and said to Hua Wanwu, "President, this is not hospitality." I want you to be first-class for two days, but it was created by Miyamoto Musashi. After all, if you are so stingy that you don't even eat breakfast, then if you spread it, won't you be laughed at by your peers in the swordsmanship world? ”
"You ......" his agitation method choked Hua Wanwu.
is also said that after the famous family, they all have a good face.
Isn't it just breakfast? Please!
Hua Wanwu had a calm face, "Forget it." How about three meals for you! Don't say that our dojo is stingy after we go out! ”
"Okay. Thank you, President! "Mikaka was so poor that he didn't even have money for breakfast.
A meal is a meal.
He just sat down and looked at the table.
Hey, why are there only a few bowls of white porridge, a plate of dried fish, a plate of pickles, ......?
"That's it?" Mikaka's breakfast is much richer than here.
"What? Abandon? Hua Wanwu glanced at him.
Mikaka quickly shook her head, "Don't dare." Can't. ”
It's nice to have a bowl of white porridge to drink.
Mikaka where dare to be picky. However, he also knew it. This Hua Wanwu is really poor. Otherwise, breakfast would not have been so plain. She must have been malnourished to grow so short. Thinking of this, Mikaka felt a deep sympathy for her.
As for Xiao Po, he has always lived a life of fine clothes and food, but he didn't expect to eat this kind of poor family's breakfast calmly.
Breakfast was eaten like this.
Soon, there was only one small dried fish left in the dish.
Two pairs of chopsticks hold it at the same time.
"What? Rob with me? This is my home. Hua Wanwu said angrily.
"I'm a child, so this dried fish should be left for me to eat." Xiao Po refused to let go.
Immediately, the two pairs of chopsticks turned into swords and swords, and they clashed on the plate.
The two of them fought hard.
For the sake of a small dried fish, as for it?
Mikaka wanted to be a peacemaker, "Two, calm and calm." I suggest, one and a half, isn't it? ”
"Phew! I don't share it with anyone! Hua Wanwu said.
Xiao Po also said, "Hmph! What I can't get, I won't give it to anyone else even if I destroy it. ”
"Come on! Who's afraid of whom! ”
The fight between the two men became more and more intense, and the dried fish kept exchanging between the two pairs of chopsticks.
Finally, whoever picked up the chopsticks, it flew up.
Hua Wanwu and Xiao Po's eyes stared at the sky at the same time.
The moment the dried fish falls, it is the key to determining the outcome of the battle.
I saw that the dried fish flew to the highest point and began to fall.
The chopsticks of the two are ready.
But unexpectedly-
Halfway through, he took out a hand and grabbed the dried fish.
When the two of them saw that it was Mikaka, they dared to stand up, grabbed the little dried fish, put it in their mouths and chewed it, and said happily, "Now there is no need to fight." Don't thank me. I am also for world peace. I do good deeds and never leave a name. ”
You don't have to leave your name. It should be okay to leave a note for the whole corpse.
Soon, a rich breakfast was served on the table one after another, including rice rolls, fried dumplings, and lean porridge...... Wait a minute.
Hua Wanwu put her chopsticks together, "I'm moving." ”
A few Xiao Po also began to dine happily.
How could breakfast suddenly become so rich?
The answer lies in Mikaka.
He was standing at the door, and the delivery man said, "Trouble, it's 368 yuan in total." ”
Mikaka reluctantly pulled out her phone and paid for it with a loan.
Whining. I want to cry. Didn't he just eat a dried fish and put an end to a quarrel? As a result, Hua Wanwu and Xiao Po demanded compensation for breakfast......
So, the breakfast they order now is paid for by Mikaka.
If I had known, I wouldn't have pretended to be a big-headed ghost. Righteousness and courage really need to pay the price!
Mikaka sighed and thought to herself, forget it.
He returned to the dining room, dumbfounded.
Breakfast was swept away from the table.
Are these people hungry ghosts reincarnated?
Don't even leave him a bowl of porridge?! Hey, this is what I paid for!
And Xiao Po touched his stomach while picking his teeth, and patted Mikaka, "Thank you for your hospitality." Next time. ”
Come on your sister!
Neuropathy!!!!
Hua Wanwu had a different thought about these two guys: these two people must have bad intentions. Be sure to kick them out!
The battle to defend the dojo has begun!
Hua Wanwu originally wanted to send the Hell Black Worm or the Flame Ladybug on this mission. But she thought about it, the lethality of these two bugs was so amazing, if one of them accidentally burped them up, wouldn't she become a murderer.
They hated it, but it wasn't to the point where it meant to kill them.
After thinking about it, Hua Wanwu decided to send her an unpopular army.
Its name is the Drum Cicada.
As the name suggests, this cicada's fighting skill is - to kill you! Specially designed to disrupt the life and rest of enemy troops.
Think about it, when the enemy army is camped and rested, surrounded by cicadas 24 hours a day and night, who can sleep?
Once you don't sleep well, your combat effectiveness will decrease.
Take this opportunity to launch an attack, that is, to sweep away thousands of troops.
Hmph, I'll see if you can stand it! Hua Wanwu laughed sinisterly.
She was convinced that in a few nights, Mikaka and Xiao Po would roll up and leave.
In the evening, in the dead of night, the clamor troops were dispatched.
It is said that at that time, Xiao Po and Mikaka were sleeping.
I was sleeping soundly when I was woken up by a loud cicada.
This cicada screams, it's so annoying.
Mikaka covered her ears, but she still couldn't stop the chirping of cicadas. He's going to be driven crazy.
And Hua Wanwu listened next door, covering her mouth and stealing fun. They soon got too tired and were going to move out.
Speaking of which, this cicada chirp is also strange, except for the two rooms of Mikaka and Xiao Po, the rest of the place is calm. Presumably, they can control the range of noise.
After arguing for a while, Mikaka couldn't stand it at all.
He turned on the lamp, and when he didn't look at it, he was startled. The ceiling and windows are densely crawled with cicadas. It is recommended that people with dense phobias should be cautious about brain supplementation. They were like a choir, disorganized, and you and I roared, constantly bombarding Mikaka's ears.
Strangely, Xiao Po in the next room did not move.
What method did he use to achieve the heart as if it were water?
Mikaka suspiciously pushed open the door next door to see what was going on......
After ten minutes, the cicada song disappeared.
Hey? Hua Wanwu scratched her head, what's going on? Did her clamor forces strike? It shouldn't be.
The more she thought about it, the more wrong it became, and she suspiciously walked over to Mikaka and Po's bedroom cat.
I really can't hear the cicadas chirping.
Moreover, there was a strange smell in the air.
The more she thought about it, the more strange it became, and Hua Wanwu pushed open the door of the small broken bedroom.
Hey? People are not there.
Pushing open the utility room next door, Mikaka is not there.
Where did these two go?
Moreover, the cicadas that originally appeared in the house are also gone.
They wouldn't have retreated without her orders.
Just as he was thinking, there was a cacophony of conversation from the back of the yard.
Like, a couple of people were muttering something.
Hua Wanwu walked over to take a look, but saw Mikaka and Xiao Po, as well as her disciples, eating skewers around a barbecue grill.
Seeing her coming, the disciples immediately brought a skewer of skewers, "Master." This is to honor you. ”
Hua Wanwu looked at the skewers, and her face changed.
Isn't this string her noisy cicada troops!
They're skewers?!!!
"Fennu, Victoria, Mama Rong, Fourth Elder Brother, love Xinjueluo your life. You died so badly...... Whining. ”
Is this the name she gave to the bug?
Obviously, the cicadas with these names should be high-level figures who are agitating for the cicada troops.
And now, they're all roasted, and they're covered in a delicious layer of cumin powder.
Xiao Po said while eating, "President, it's not strange for you to say that it's strange, Mikaka's house and I are full of this kind of bugs." So, I called the other disciples to help catch it. You know, cicadas are used to grill skewers, and that taste is fantastic. The palate is superb. ”
Mikaka also nodded desperately, still holding a few skewers of roasted cicadas in his hands. "I searched on the Internet, roasted cicadas can nourish the kidneys and invigorate qi, clear the liver and eyes, and are really natural supplements."
"......" Hua Wanwu saw the corpses of the strings of cicadas on the oven, and gritted her teeth in anger: "You died so miserably." Don't worry, I'll avenge you! ”
With that, she glared at Mikaka and them, "I'm going to kill you!! ”
"Ahh Why! We didn't do anything! Mikaka was still confused. He didn't realize that these cicadas were Hua Wanwu's subordinates, the small detachment of the Bug Army. He ate them into his stomach, can Hua Wanwu let them go?
At this time, Hua Wanwu's eyes were full of anger.
Damn fellow, instead of being driven away, she wiped out her clamor troops?
How can she swallow this breath?!
"President. Don't get too excited. Xiao Po, as the initiator, still had a calm face, "I have long advised Mi Xingxing not to do this." He said that this insect doesn't eat for nothing. Who would have thought that they were your pets? ”
It's beautiful. The pot was thrown to Mikaka.
"It's my business! Obviously you proposed to bake it and eat it! Mikaka resolutely refuses to take the blame.
But Xiao Po has accomplices.
Those disciples had already been bribed by him with money.
At this time, they all pointed to Mikaka as a tainted witness, "Master, we all listened to his nonsense and were deceived. You have to get justice for us. ”
"Hey! You bully me like this, a weak woman, won't your conscience hurt? Mikaka snapped.
Xiao Po said: "You are not a weak woman, you are mentally retarded." ”
"Say a few words, you!" Why is this man so venomous!
Mikaka tried to explain to Hua Wanwu, "It's really not me. You know, I've always been a representative of the three good students. Never do bad things like stealing chickens and dogs. ”
"Phew! I think you're the worst! "I never expected that Mikaka would be such an image in Hua Wanwu's heart.
Suddenly, the character collapsed.
Mikaka's three-good student archway can't stand anymore.
Okay, let's die together. Fight like Kilkenny cats!
Mikaka angrily pointed at Xiao Po and the disciples, "They also eat." They eat the most. I ate three skewers. ”
"I ate two and a half skewers."
"I ate two skewers."
"I ate a bunch."
And Xiao Po dared to say that he was not ashamed, "I didn't eat a bunch of them." ”
"you. You didn't eat, what are you holding in your hands! ”
Mikaka wants to unmask him.
saw Xiao Po pick up the skewer in his hand and said, "I'm a pork skewer." If you don't believe it, you smell it. ”
“……”
Smelled it, it was really pork...... It's just in the shape of a cicada.
I went, and after a long time, Xiao Po called someone to catch cicadas, roast them to eat, and pave the road, but none of them moved?!!!
Mikaka has a feeling of being tricked by him again.
"So, he eats the most." Xiao Po pointed at Mikaka.
"I ......" Mikaka didn't say that he jumped into the Yellow River, and he couldn't wash it by jumping into the sulfuric acid pool.
"I want your life!" Hua Wanwu was already furious.
"Don't be like this, girls will get old when they are angry."
Mikaka persuaded as she stepped back.
But at this time, Hua Wanwu will not let him go. I saw that the source power of her whole body was bursting out, and even ordinary people could feel that her aura had changed. From the spirit vein to the emperor vein, the process of liberation only takes a few seconds.
Oh no. Xiao Po finally had a chance to see the strength of this girl when she liberated the emperor's vein.
Since it is ranked third, then with the hero artifact [Soul Suppression], it will be perfectly transformed.
I'm dripping days. Mikaka was so frightened that even her feet went limp.
angered Hua Wanwu, he would be broken into pieces.
Who let him eat her army of bugs?
This story tells people, don't be gluttonous. Being a foodie comes at a heavy price.
I saw that Hua Wanwu's source strength improved very quickly, because of excessive anger, she couldn't control her emotions. In fact, to deal with a weak chicken like Mikaka, why bother to liberate the emperor's vein. Any finger can kill him.
"Sister, calm down. We can call the police to deal with ......" Mikaka realized that a catastrophe was coming, and broke out in a cold sweat.
Looking at the others, for fear of being affected by the pond fish, they hid one after another.
Hua Wanwu hung the corners of her eyes and glared at Mikaka like a demon.
He's not afraid to die, so it's strange.
Finally......
"Wow!" But at this moment, the screams that came from there were like timely rain, saving Mikaka's life.
Xiao Po shouted: "It's not good, it's Park Aihua's cry!" ”
He pulled his leg and ran into the house. And Hua Wanwu was faster than him, overtaking him all at once and running ahead.
As for Mikaka, he escaped and was so frightened that he leaned against the wall and gasped.
. But it scared him to death.
Who would have thought that eating a skewer would almost kill you.
Mikaka thought for a moment and looked at the skewers on the oven again. Next, he made a decision, and that was to...... Keep eating!