{This chapter is at least 2200 words, please wait for me to update tomorrow.} At the same time, there will be an additional chapter tomorrow, thank you for your support. Again, let's share a little story for everyone to see. }

1.

When the tail was broken, Zixia treated me with the flower liquid.

Then I knew that there was a flower in the world that bloomed on the head of the Buddha and came out of the Buddha's thick curls.

When the Buddha was sleeping, Zixia climbed up the palm of the Buddha's hand, climbed down the arm to the shoulder, then grabbed the Buddha's earlobe, walked slowly along the pinna, and finally jumped into the Buddha's fluffy hair, and found the huge green plant in a black whirlpool, and uprooted it.

When the wind came, Zixia jumped into the open area. If the flowers are spinning in the wind, Zixia holds the flower stem, and also turns, sometimes 30 times, sometimes 27 times, and lands safely. If there is no wind, Zixia will pull the Buddha's curls, and the Buddha's curls are full of elasticity, like a soft slide, and you will reach home with a swoop.

But, but, more often than not, the Buddha would lift up his fleshy palm to hold Zixia and send her to the central square of heaven.

Zixia said that the fingerprints of the Buddha were deeper than those of Jutian Cliff.

Zixia said that the Buddha's hair was warmer than that of a duck.

Zixia said that the Buddha's ......

Zixia talked a lot about the Buddha, but I only remember that when Zixia said these words, her fingerprints rubbed and her black hair was straight.

2.

By the time the tail grows well, it's early summer. Zixia came to see me, with my favorite fanged tomato. The fanged tomato looked at me, revealing its tiny fangs. I looked at the fanged tomato, showing my fangs. In this tooth competition, I am the champion. Gently bite out two small holes in the tomato skin, insert a straw, Zixia and I sucked the plump left and right, and sucked it from noon to dusk.

Do me a favor. Zixia looked up, and the golden light hit the ends of her hair.

What's the matter? I picked my eyes and sucked again.

Zixia took out her mobile phone, opened the map navigation, and entered Wuzhi Mountain. Well, here, there's a friend who is trapped, let's go rescue him.

I looked at the map carefully. This place is a bit out of the way, can the plane get there? Do you want to change trains? Do you want to switch to a donkey?

Zixia said no, she had already hired a dragon and could go directly.

Clean the tomato peels, tidy up the cabin, and take out the garbage before sunset.

The stars on the dragon's back are sparse, Fat Blue asks me if I have chocolate, and Zixia pulls open Sprite.

3.

Mountains are like five fingers. When I saw Zixia's friend, I wondered if every monkey had to offend a Buddha in his life.

I asked, what's your name.

He said, Monkey King.

Very good, as long as I tear off the Buddha on the Five Fingers Mountain, he can break free, and then protect me to learn the scriptures.

Well, why go for it?

I asked Zixia, was he also sentenced to 500 years?

Zixia didn't speak, took out a paper bag and a handful of peanuts from her travel bag, and fed the peanuts to the monkey one by one, and the monkey spit out the husks all over the ground. Zixia didn't speak, picked up the husks one by one, and threw them into the paper bag.

Fat Blue asked me if peanuts were good, and I said they weren't as good as edamame. Fat Blue asked me if I didn't have edamame, and I said no. Fat Blue was angry, it flapped its wings, attracting a strong wind, the wind blew away the mountains and clouds, the clouds ran to the Buddha to complain, the starlight in the sky was distorted, depicting the Buddha's head, flashing and flashing, like the QQ message sent by the Buddha.

4.

Is it worth it? The Buddha asked.

5.

Over the years, many people have asked me the same question.

For example, once, when my team and I were on a reconnaissance mission, the team members were captured by the bull demon, and I went to save them, but the cow demon tied me into zongzi, shaved my hair, brushed it with thick soy sauce, sprinkled with seventeen kinds of spices, and pickled it. The most infuriating thing is that the bull demon and the cow demon lady are arguing about whether to put coriander in front of a stone table full of dipping dishes. The team member of the same steamer asked me, is it worth it?

For another example, once, I went up to Buzhou Mountain alone to pick the Soul Restoration Grass, and the crane guarding the Soul Restoration Grass made me full of holes, but fortunately, its owner, the Antarctic Immortal, arrived in time, so I was not blinded. The Antarctic fairy asked me, is it worth it to get bruised all over my body for an irrelevant snake spirit?

Another time, I took Fat Blue to the Burning Desert for a big meal, but Fat Blue ushered in the first molt of Butterfly's life, and the roles of eating and being eaten were switched instantly. The skeleton elephant ran savagely, and I hid in the cactus with the fat blue in my hand. The breath of life spreads outward, and the skeleton elephant seeks its way. Like many, many cliché stories, I decided to lure the skull elephant away, and when I turned my back to Fat Blue, Fat Blue asked, is it worth it?

6.

Zixia said, it's not worth it. But who told me to adopt it from a young age?

The Buddha said, this naughty monkey made a big fuss in heaven, accidentally ingested too many heavenly crystals, and was worried about exploding and dying at any time, I suppressed it here, with my mana, five hundred years later, it can still be a happy little monkey.

Zixia asked the monkey, didn't you tell me the truth?

The monkey squeaked, but was silent.

7.

Zixia said,

You have been stubborn since you were a child, I always take responsibility for yourself, and teach you to be good and beautiful in everything, but you are rebellious everywhere. I only grow up when you are not familiar with the world, and you still supervise and be patient every day. However, to this day, you have not learned to put melon peel shells in garbage bags.

If you want to learn spells, I will send you to Lingtai Fangcun Mountain Xieyue Sanxing Cave Su Bodhi teacher, the annual tuition fee is nearly 100,000, you are lazy and not motivated, stealth art is not a course, transformation is also a course, the teacher beats your head to show punishment, as a result, you prank the teacher in the middle of the night, and you are going to be expelled, I am looking for relationships everywhere to intercede for you. On graduation day, the teacher doesn't even want to recognize you as a student.

After graduating, you didn't find a serious job, pyramid scheme scams you played well, and it seems to be your instinct to form gangs. I have never tolerated these behaviors of yours, and I have been emotional, reasonable, and strict, but how do you give back to me? Fight from the land to the bottom of the water and grab the merfolk Optimus Prime. How many mermaids you have injured, how many mermaid populations you have caused to face extinction, you don't care about these at all, you only care about your own gains and losses. The Mermaid Queen is friendly with me, and she will tell me about it before suing you. When I questioned you, you were smug, and said that the heavens and the earth are great, and you are the most capable, and they will tell them to kill you. Hmph, if it weren't for my intercession, where would your life still be? Lose money, apologize, and get your sentence reduced, do you understand my hard work?

In the detention center, he is still restless, making friends with the bull demon, the Jiao demon, the Peng demon, the lion demon, the macaque demon, and the Yu tamarin demon, and you dare to call the Seven Holy League, are you saintly and unskilled? Are you holy in your own right? Are you holy bullying the weak?

Because I don't want to have reincarnation, for my own selfish interests, I attack the life and death thin host, resulting in all kinds of data anomalies, and the cause and effect of the six realms of sentient beings are affected, I have worked hard for three years to correct the data one by one, do I blame you?

You think you're a great talent, so have you ever found a serious job? The heart is arrogant, and the eyes are high. I teach you to be down-to-earth, but you talk about it and don't do anything that is not above ten thousand people. Okay, I'll arrange for you to guard the cemetery. I originally wanted you to have a pure place, to think about your own mistakes, to cut off your sins, but you ignored my hard work, blamed me for being overkill, burning the heavenly cemetery, destroying the monument to heroes, who gave you such the right to act arbitrarily?

The Jade Emperor ordered me to arrest you, you are hiding in Tibet, can your sworn brother lend a hand?

I thought you would be in prison again, and you would have a change of heart. But I have only been on a business trip for ten days, and you have caused such a catastrophe, and you lied to me that they were the first to do it. Let me ask you, what does the world owe you to take revenge on the society like this?

8.

The monkey was silent, and it took a long time to say, the strong should be respected, and the hero only dares to be the first.