Chen Bo thought that Wang Xu was just talking, but he didn't expect to see the finished product two days later.

"Don't take it, stay away from me!" Chen Bo hurriedly waved his hand, and every time Wang Xu took a step, Chen Bo took three steps back.

Wang Xu held the tag made of cow dung in the palm of his hand, and made a high-throwing feint at Chen Bo with a false shot, "There is no peculiar smell, it has been deodorized, rest assured, add spices." ”

"You still want to eat, far away, I can see it, you don't have to come over." Chen Bo was forced into a corner, and he had no choice but to give an ultimatum.

Wang Xu was not aggressive, he picked up one end of the rope and hung the tag in the air, which was an image of a mouse relief, with a mouse's official script written on the upper left, and the border had a wavy texture, staring at it for a long time and even having a sense of dizziness.

The overall workmanship is exquisite from a distance, but the mistake is that it is made of cow dung.

"Did you use the theme of the zodiac to create your creation?"

"yes, I still have it in my bag, do you want to see it? I'll take the bag now. ”

"No, no, it's all gone, it's time to eat." Chen Bo frantically gestured to stop Wang Xu's dangerous behavior, "Remember to wash your hands before eating, the soap we bought back hasn't been used yet, you rub harder, cover the nails, don't come out for three or five minutes." ”

Wang Xu laughed at him for being too nervous, but he still honestly rubbed his hands with soap, the square soap was directly smaller, and the sink was also full of bubbles.

Fortunately, Wang Xu just has this bad taste, otherwise with his financial resources and execution, although he can't reach the level of being an art student in Ollie, it is enough to set off a bloody storm in Yuanyu.

In the ordinary class, Chen Bo glanced at Wang Xu's backpack on the table and asked, "The thing is still inside?" ”

"yes, I haven't taken it out."

"Throw it away, no one is sitting next to you anyway." Although he couldn't smell it, Chen Bo's psychological shadow was already unbreakable.

"You have to get it, you don't have to get this thing now, and you won't be able to climb it in the future." Wang Xu threw the schoolbag to the next two positions, landed in the gap in the middle of the chair, and leaned diagonally to the side to maintain balance.

"I put this thing online, and a lot of people have made appointments with me."

Hearing what Wang Xu said, Chen Bo was speechless, in the past in the Internet era, it was a great mockery to ask people for their addresses to send Xiang, but now there are still warriors who take the initiative to invite Xiang, and the way of the world has really become incomprehensible.

"Did you tell them what it was for?"

"Pure natural substance." Wang Xu said indifferently.

"All natural...."

Chen Bo was choked, but if he thought about it carefully, it seemed to be the same thing, cow dung can be used for planting and fertilizing, and to some extent, it is indeed a feedback to nature.

Wang Xu added: "Ambergris is not also made of sperm whale excrement, everyone is out of the same door, who is more noble than whom." ”

"Where did you hang the product, I'll take a look." Chen Bo was very curious, he wanted to see the heroic posture of these warriors.

"The domain name I bought, it's a bit long, I'll write it to you."

Wang Xu wrote a long list of symbols and numbers on the paper with a pen, and there is no deep meaning when they are connected, neither pinyin nor English, but a string of disordered garbled characters, and the kind made by the face rolling keyboard.

Chen Bo, who had thick hands, made a few mistakes and finally managed to jump on the fifth attempt.

"It turned out to be an online store."

"There is no charge, make friends, as long as the postage is paid, you can take things home." Wang Xu introduced the products in his store, including a variety of DIY handmade paper-cuts, leftover toys from childhood, and the cow dung gift package that was promoted this time.

"I remembered that there was a routine before, things don't need money, just postage, but the postage is very expensive, usually dozens of yuan, and the goods themselves have no value, which is equivalent to selling things with a gimmick, specializing in killing people who are greedy and cheap." Chen Bo was moved.

"I'm not so bad, the postage is less than 10 yuan, but there are always people crying poor with me, complaints happen from time to time, but it is a harmony under the comment area of 9.9 yuan free shipping." Wang Xu laughed at this.

Clicked on the comment area of cow dung jewelry, swept the first page, had mixed reputations, took a few careful looks, and found that most of the people who scolded the street were people who didn't grab it.

[Hairy, 10,000 a day, I squatted here to grab it without sleeping, and it was gone in a second]

[It's been 3 days, every time I go home empty-handed, thinking about whether I can make some money by reselling, the second-hand market price is now starting at 169 yuan]

[I come to this store every day to pick up wool, and I'm ready to pick up the car, thank you, owner]

[Is there any other charity store to recommend, it's best to have a better attitude, this shopkeeper is so cold, don't reply to people]

"I don't think people like your things, but they just come to pick your wool." Based on the preliminary information available, Chen Bo came to a conclusion.

"So, I'm not going to give it away for free, I'm going to sell it, didn't he say that the second-hand price is 169 yuan, I'll set this price, haha."

"I will definitely be scolded to death by a bunch of people at that time." Chen Bo said with the mentality that watching the excitement is not a big deal.

Wang Xu already had a countermeasure, "It's okay, I'll keep this page, set it to automatically display the out-of-stock status every 0:00, and then I'll go to the second-hand salted fish to open a new store, which is the best of both worlds." ”

Chen Bo said disdainfully: "You can think of it, you look like an old capitalist." ”

The propaganda routine of cow dung ornaments is also inevitably vulgar, nothing more than what invigorates blood and tendons, avoids evil transport, and regulates the balance of yin and yang, so it is also jokingly called a talisman given by a fortune teller.

The popularity was unexpected, Wang Xu originally only planned to test it on a small scale, and if the response was not good, he would return to the furnace and nothing happened.

can be planted by a beauty blogger with 30 million followers, saying that this spice flavor is similar to ambergris, and he also gave an affectionate kiss to the tag in front of 2 million live viewers, plus a free gimmick, which led to a situation where supply exceeds demand.

"A lot of self-media articles are analyzing the production creativity of your tag, and it is concluded that it is a calm charm that vigorously promotes traditional culture and modern impetuous atmosphere."

Chen Bo searched for relevant articles, and immediately popped up a bunch of touting, many self-media even misplaced pictures, and it really relied on imagination to write articles.

"These people are out of the college entrance examination Chinese reading comprehension questions before the major, I just found a few elements to mix and match, and I use whatever is pleasing to the eye, and there is no other meaning." After Wang Xu finished ridiculing, the new store of salted fish has officially opened for business.

"But aren't we planning to sell ashes? This time the sword went off the rails. Chen Bo didn't dare to imagine the next style of painting.

"It's okay, you can sell it, let's get this one first."