Chapter 425: If I Say a Word, I'll Lose (Fifth Update!) )
Fawkes's face darkened suddenly, his frozen right hand trembled slightly on the table, making a clattering sound, and his left hand clenched into a fist.
"Hahaha!"
Talus and Gustav burst out laughing, leaning forward and backwards, almost under the table.
Jinx and Haved were struggling to hold back a laugh, one looking up at the crystal lamp above, the other looking down at a small black dot on the table in front of him, their bodies shaking uncontrollably.
"Poof...... Hahaha! I can't help it, Fox, I've always wanted to talk to you, but I didn't expect your ass to be pretty white...... Hahahaha! Hyverde finally couldn't hold back, looking at Fawkes and laughing wildly.
"Hahaha! Did you see that too? I saw it too! Hahahaha! Jinx laughed maniacally, for tears were pouring out of his eyes after holding back so long.
Yabei Mia slowly turned her head to the side, trying not to laugh, but the corners of her mouth couldn't stop rising at the thought of the picture of Fawkes with a serious expression being driven naked.
Alex...... I didn't expect him to be such a person, but this guy is not a good person, he must have done this to punish him back then, right? I just don't know if the princess was by his side at that time? Sally's eyes flashed with surprise and doubt, and a hint of ...... Bemoan.
"Streak? Is it just running outside without clothes? Hey, shameless this scoundrel! Amy glanced at Fawkes, full of disdain.
"And that kind of thing?" McGonagall, who was in the kitchen, was also stunned for a moment, he didn't have this paragraph in his memory, and he didn't know Fawkes, it seemed that Irina was also by his side when he did this.
Fawkes took a deep breath to calm himself down, then looked at Dracula with a bit of mockery: "Heh, Dracula, aren't you vampires claimed to only drink blood and never eat vegetarian food?" I heard that you were forced to eat grass for three days by Princess Irina of the Elven Clan, and even your hair was dyed grass green. ”
The smile on Dracula's face instantly stiffened, as if he recalled something unbearable, his expression gradually distorted, and a sickly flush rose on his pale face.
"Poof-ha, I remember this, it was still in the Devil's Square, performing vampires eating grass on the spot, and selling tickets, ten silver coins per ticket, and the people in line were almost lined up outside the square, and I also bought a ticket, and the first time I saw a vampire eating grass so delicious." Talus slapped his thigh and laughed.
"I also watched it, and I also bought a return ticket, and I brought my son home to watch, and contracted all my jokes that year." Gustav also had an excited look on his face.
"! You...... Are you still teammates? Dracula looked at Talus and Gustav with a sad expression.
"I forgot what you didn't say, I flew to see it, vampires eat grass! It's the first time I've seen it in my life, and I didn't expect that vampire with a happy face eating grass to be you. Jinx looked at Dracula in surprise and continued hahaha.
Yabei Mia had a smile on her face, trying not to laugh.
"Irina?" McGonagall was a little surprised, but she couldn't help but laugh when she imagined a vampire being forced to eat grass and eat it deliciously.
And this kind of thing even sells tickets for people to visit, is it to raise money for the journey? At the beginning, she ran out of the elf clan, and she was able to travel to the Nolan Continent alone, and she couldn't make money without any earning power, so if she could think of this way, she could give full marks.
"Princess Irina!" Sally's eyes lit up, she had learned from Irina and ran away from home, but she didn't expect to hear the news about her here, and thought to herself: "The princess is so powerful, she really went to the Demon Islands, and even let a ninth-level vampire eat grass." But what is she charging for? Don't......!!! ”
Sally's eyes widened suddenly, why she was still in the City of Chaos, in addition to being fascinated by the food at McMy's Restaurant, was also because she didn't have any money on her.
After leaving the Forest of Wind, she realized that on the Nolan Continent, it was difficult to move an inch without money.
Although the elves are close to nature, they are not satisfied by drinking dew, and it costs money to stay in the city and buy a change of clothes.
The salary of thirty copper coins a day in the small hotel made her understand that it is not easy to make money, and Princess Irina grabbed a ninth-level vampire and forced him to eat grass, and then sold ten silver coins for a ticket, as if it opened the door to a new world for her at once.
"Original...... Money can be discounted and earned like this! Sure enough, Princess Irina is the most powerful......" Sally praised from the bottom of her heart, if it were her, even if she could beat that vampire, she would never be able to make him eat grass among them, and collect money on the side.
"Uncle Bat, didn't you say you weren't a vegetarian? Is that elf princess so good? She actually fed you grass to eat! Amy looked at Dracula excitedly, and then said with a small face like a little adult: "Be obedient, you can't be picky eaters, you have to eat a little bit of everything." That's what my father said. ”
Dracula looked back at Amy all of a sudden, his eyes widening and widening, and the words repeated in his mind by the beautiful elf who held a black leather whip in his hand and kept handing him grass: "Be obedient, you can't be picky eaters, you have to eat a little bit of everything...... Yes, it tastes a little better......"
Exactly the same words, even if it has been five years, hearing it again still makes Dracula feel the urge to kneel, and his brain is trembling, looking at Amy's delicate face, big blue eyes, and delicate little pointed ears, in his eyes slowly overlap with the image of the female demon king.
"Impossible! There is absolutely no way they can have children! Dracula shook his head vigorously and denied his thoughts, he didn't expect that after so many years, he could still hear the same words from the mouth of a little girl, and they were all worried expressions, which was irresistible.
"Count you ruthless!" Dracula looked at Fawkes and gritted his teeth.
In this first round of confrontation, the tip of the needle was against Mai Mang, no matter up or down, and the two sides could be said to have killed 1,000 enemies and lost 800.
"Don't laugh at Talus, I heard that back then, the prismatic war pig raised by your abyss demons in the abyss rioted because of Irina, and you led a team to arrest people, but you were chased by a group of pigs all night, right?" Jinx looked at Talus and smiled.
"Jinx, you are embarrassed to say that I, who bragged about his strength as the best in the world, and then lost to Alex with a wrist wrench, and called his father three times on the spot." Talus scoffed unceremoniously.
"Gustav, are you happy? I've heard that someone wanted to peek at the elf princess taking a bath, and then was trapped in the void by the tree of life for a year, and when he came out, he was crazy with hunger. ”
"Heh, Hevede, you're embarrassed to say me, wasn't it you who Alex met when he first came to Dragon Island? Because I thought you were too hot, I kicked you into the sea directly, and I stayed at the bottom of the sea for three days before I dared to come up. ”
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"You can blow it, and if I say a word, I will lose." McGonagall was in the kitchen with her hands on her chest, laughing stupidly as she listened to the two sides reveal each other's history......