Chapter 389: The Sound of Being Kissed by an Angel
"Hey, this seems to be a child, only eleven or twelve years old, so young, can he really peep at us taking a bath?"
"Don't be deceived by appearances, I know him, the patriarch of the Goji Clan, Goji Yakura, don't look at him as a child, in fact, he has long been an adult!"
"I've heard that this guy is a pervert for a long time, and I always thought it was a rumor, but I didn't expect it to be true......"
As he spoke, Yakura's eyes gradually rolled white. It's over, this time it's really planted, my reputation is completely ruined.
In his inner wail, he passed out and used his coma to escape reality.
When the light appeared in front of his eyes again, I don't know how much time had passed, and Yakura only felt that there was no place on his body that did not hurt, especially his eyes.
Got beaten?
Part...... It's not missing, it's okay.
I'm in the hospital right now?
Not far away, a somewhat familiar voice came: "Jiraiya, I have a suggestion that I don't know whether to say or not."
I remember you saying that you don't plan to write your next book entirely as a fairy tale, but only educate children, and you want to include teenagers as well.
The guy lying inside is an example of this education. Teenagers are energetic and have nowhere to vent, and peeping into the women's bathroom like him is okay, some are more daring...... Ahem, you know what I'm referring to.
Such sins happen every year in the ninja world, they lack the right guidance, and I think you should try to be their guru. ”
"Is that so...... There is some truth. ”
"Hey, the guy lying in there is the best material, and you can learn about the psychology of this part of the teenager through him. Oh, of course, you're also from this age, so you should know a lot about it, such as dating Tsunade-sama in a dream......"
“…… Stinky boy. ”
What are you talking about? I? Material?
Yakura was a little dazed, and opened his eyes squinted, and what greeted him was a touch of snow white.
Hmm, legs? Big white legs?
stunned, his eyes moved up, purple skirt, slender waist, perfect figure, delicate face...... Wait a minute?! How is her again!
Hey, why do I say again?
Such a scene, déjà vu?
It seems that there have been before, and it was the ghost lamp black water that spoke, what did you say?
Next...... Will I be knocked unconscious?
The beautiful girl in her sight spat out the snake letter with an expressionless face, and then Yakura felt a shadow enlarge in front of her eyes...... Boom!!
The gaze sank into darkness again.
Outside the room, Zheng Dai pushed the door and walked in, and said with a smile: "Okay, Tian Ji, I've knocked him out three times, Yakura's brain seems to have been interrupted by you, and if you fight again, you'll be stupid." ”
Tian Ji hesitated for a moment, nodded reluctantly, and said in a tone that you have to remember my feelings: "For your sake, spare his life." ”
Zheng Dai said: "Thank you, I'll build a bath for you in the Longdi Cave when you go back, you can soak as much as you want, and no one will peep." ”
"No, the atmosphere in Longdi Cave is not right."
…… There's a lot going on.
Zhengdai was speechless, thought for a while, and said, "Do you still want to go out?" Now I have free. ”
Tian Ji said: "We have already come full circle, but since you want to go out, let's go with you." Let's go, house pestle. ”
Zhengdai rolled his eyes covertly.
Death tsundere old woman snake.
On the other side, Jiraiya took out a pen and paper and wrote a title: "Voyeur"
He had already constructed the outline of a story in his mind, a little fable that taught not to peep, put pen to paper and wrote a few words, and then turned to look at Yakura's room.
In order to resonate with someone who has had a similar voyeuristic experience, he had to write truthfully.
To understand the psychology of this part of the population.
With a critical heart.
……
The last time I came to Wuyin Village, I was on an assassination mission, and I was in a hurry, and I had no time to visit.
Counting the five major ninja villages, Zhengdai has already visited four, only Yunyin. That village is too hostile to him, I'm afraid I won't have much chance in the short term, but sooner or later, he will go, and Yun Yin should account for the heaviest proportion of major events in music aesthetics.
Maybe you want to fight Kirabi?
Thinking of that kind of scene, Zheng Dai's face was slightly awkward, and he looked at Tian Ji thoughtfully.
It is said that the appearance chosen by Tian Ji is very in line with human aesthetics, and her face is somewhat similar to that of her sister-in-law, and her figure is even better.
The sound is also clean and crisp.
Fit to be a female idol.
As long as you don't spit out snake letters, and the song is almost the same, it will definitely be easy to become famous.
But how can you get her to sing? I hummed over and over again on the boat before, and it didn't resonate with her.
Of course, it may be because it's a bit ugly......
Sensing Zhengdai's gaze, Tian Ji turned her head strangely and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"No, nothing. I mean...... Do you have an aversion to things like cosmetics? If you don't feel averse, why don't you try it? I think that's going to work for you. ”
Tian Ji thought for a while, and the corners of her mouth hooked: "Since you want me to try, then go and try it." ”
The house pestle looked at Zheng Dai strangely, how do you feel that Zheng Dai has a little bit of faint flattery to Tian Ji these days? Always follow its heart?
It's not actually a matter of pleasing people, Zhengdai just found the best way to control Tian Ji. After all, it is the granddaughter of the White Snake Immortal, and the means of violent conquest cannot be used on it.
It's better to stroke along Tian Ji's scales, and let it work obediently when it is comfortable.
Of course, the cosmetics of the Hokage world are far less abundant than those of modern society, and just one lipstick shade can kill a bunch of male compatriots.
The cosmetics store in Wuyin Village is also very small, with only a dozen or so products in total, but Tian Ji still showed great interest in it after trying one under the guidance of the boss.
Zhengdai simply took out tens of thousands of taels and asked the store owner to accompany Tian Ji to try it.
Now he is not short of money.
At the end of the war, the three generations of Hokage who had seized the treasure from the Uchida clan would settle it with him one after another, and Shodai had become a billionaire!
The store was a little crowded, so Shodai and the house pestle went outside the door, waiting for Tian Ji to try it.
At this moment, next door, in what seemed to be a pie shop, a voice suddenly came out:
"Boss, please come to five pieces of beef, three pieces of pork, and two sheets without filling, and pack them separately."
It's a male voice.
It's very beautiful! This voice is low, magnetic and gentle, and when it is the first time to listen to a man, it will give me goosebumps on half of my body!
"This ...... Is it the voice of an angel? ”
A spirit, who has been very sensitive to sound recently, came back to his senses in an instant and took a few steps to the side.
Look inside the pie shop.
One eye is stunned, the second eye is stunned, and the third eye wants to die.
He retracted his head, rubbed his eyes, and looked into the store again, almost crying.
"This is your bread, 38 taels."
"Thank you, boss."
The shark-faced boy said as he took the pocket handed over by the owner of the pie shop.