"Village chief, your old man is drowning!"

At Widow Liu's house, Shen Tao, the head of Zhouqiao Village, is watching the women's volleyball game with the pretty widow who became a surviving person last year.

The loud voice outside the door was his dog's leg, and his eyebrows were raised in anger, and he scolded: "That old egg, Nong's brain is wat!" ”

"Village chief, don't talk nonsense!" The man outside was still shouting.

"Village Chief, why don't you go and see what's going on?" Widow Liu, who was quite attractive, persuaded with good words.

Shen Tao will be a little uncalm, and forced himself to calm down: "He must be talking nonsense, my youngest son has won the name of Baitiao in the waves since he was a child, and he was wanted to go by the Shanghai swimming team last year, how can he drown!" ”

He said so, but there is a good saying that most people who drown will know water.

Shen Tao couldn't sit still anymore when he thought of this, he had such a son at home, and his wife died of dystocia because of this, and he didn't have enough energy to have another one.

So this son has always been raised as a baby Gada, and the Shanghai swimming team came to ask for someone last year, and he didn't want his son to suffer this hardship.

"Lao Xing, what happened to Ah Lang without a door in his mouth?"

Shen Tao went out and saw the dog's face flustered, and his heart was also flustered.

"Village Chief Shen, I heard that Ah Lang went into the water to save people, but he was dragged down, and he was in the sea fork at the east end of the village."

As soon as he finished speaking, the tall Shen Tao had already pulled out his legs and rushed towards the east of the village, looking at this speed, he was also a good man when he was young.

At this time, Shen Lang was indeed out of breath, and several villagers who knew how to drown in first aid were pressing for a while, and it took a long time to see Shen Lang finally cough a few times.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay to cough!"

Most of the people in Zhouqiao Village are proficient in water, and when they saw Shen Lang spit out a few mouthfuls of water, they knew that he was fine.

"This kid's life is really big, he was out of gas just now!"

Some villagers nearby lamented that it is generally difficult to rescue from this kind of drowning, especially if there is no breathing.

"This is called a good person has a good reward, our village chief is a little lustful and greedy for money, but his son has a good heart!"

A villager said that at this time, there was an ordinary-looking girl lying next to Shen Lang, who heard that she had cramps in the water just now.

Shen Lang happened to be passing by with a group of classmates, and when he saw this, he immediately went into the water to save people, and was almost dragged down the ghost gate.

When these villagers saw this girl's ordinary appearance, they immediately knew that Shen Lang was very simple in saving people this time, and they praised his character one after another.

However, they got one thing wrong, Shen Lang had protective actions when he rescued people, but he came back from the swimming team this time because he had a leg injury, otherwise it would be difficult for the girl to drag him down.

Now no one knows about the injury on Shen Lang's leg, which will be accelerated under systematic treatment.

"It's actually the son of the village chief, isn't this place the future Pudong New Area? There is also a sea and a river nearby, and it will be demolished in the future? ”

Wu Jie didn't expect that his three puppets, including his own ontology, except for Chen Haonan, all have great backgrounds, either military families, or the second generation of Xiaohong, and now he has a second generation of villages backed by the Huangpu River.

But if you think about it carefully, it's normal that the children of ordinary families can eat well in this era, and the children of poor families are basically malnourished, how can they have such a good body.

This Shen Lang has a three-star swimming talent, and his physical fitness is better than that of him, as well as Luda and Chen Haonan.

Wu Jie opened Shen Lang's detailed data——

Gender: Male, Age: 14 years old, Nationality: Chinese.

Height: 175cm↑, weight 60kg↑, arm span 183cm↑, palm length 20.3cm, palm width 20.5cm, shoe size 41↑, shoulder width 43cm.

Athletic Talent (??? ): Core Strength (45) ↑, Flexibility (76) ↑, Balance (71) ↑, Underwater Speed (58) ↑, Explosive Power (62) ↑, Physical Strength (63) ↑, Recovery (70) ↑, Constitution (60) ↑.

Occupation: Swimming.

Special Abilities –

【Perpetual motion machine】?? : The lactate content in the blood is 10 mmol/L, which accelerates physical recovery and reduces endurance exertion.

【Iron Lung】??? : Lung capacity of 5000 ml↑, strengthens oxygen uptake capacity and accelerates the rate of exhaust gas discharge.

【Fish out of the water】?? : Enhance the sense of water, enhance the efficiency of underwater action, and enhance the sense of underwater space.

After Wu Jie saw Shen Lang's detailed information, he could only sigh that he had picked up the treasure.

This three-star athletic talent is not a real genius on a global scale, but his three special abilities may not even be a genius.

Although these three special talents were only two and a half stars, they were enough for Shen Lang to leapfrog and defeat the opponent with three and a half star athletic talents.

Wu Jie quickly figured out how to upgrade Shen Lang, first of all, his athletic talent must be upgraded to four stars, which is the door frame of genius.

Those three special abilities will also be upgraded to three and a half stars, which will cost a total of 62,500 Olympic Coins!

It's the early eighties, and there are no five-star monsters like Phelps in the world of swimming, nor four-star half-star geniuses like Thorpe and Popov.

Shen Lang's four-star athletic talent, in the future, will upgrade 3 special talents to four-star, combined with advanced training methods and underwater technology, should be enough to become a superstar in the world swimming in the next 10 years.

He's only 14 years old now, and if that talent still can't kill the Quartet, then it's time to raise the talent to four and a half stars, which is enough to dominate the pool for at least ten years.

After Wu Jie helped Shen Lang upgrade various talents, he only had 40,000 points left in his deposit.

"Shen Lang is only 14 years old, it should be difficult to have income in the next year, and I still have to rely on me and Luda to make money!"

Wu Jie knows that there is no shortage of fifteen or sixteen-year-old world champions in swimming, but it will take at least a year, and for now, it is still up to him and Ruda to earn Olympic coins.

However, this idea only lasted for two days, and the Chinese media began to report wildly that the girls of the women's volleyball team won the championship again at the "Bremen International Volleyball Invitational Tournament in Germany".

Although this event is only an invitational tournament, the top eight teams in the world went to 5 teams, and the gold content is not low at all, and his 40,000 points of deposit instantly became 60,000.

This made Wu Jie very happy, and the next day he took a few newspapers that reported on the women's volleyball team winning the championship, and copied the song "Sunshine is Always After the Wind and Rain" in front of his teammates.

Then naturally, he pretended to be emotional, and directly called CCTV and asked them to send someone to Yunnan to record a small program, and he wanted to personally send praise to the women.

CCTV naturally didn't dare to slack off after hearing the news, this master usually rarely accepts interviews, and now he took the initiative to call to record the program, and they sent a film crew over that night.

Three days later, Wu Jie looked at the CCTV film crew that came in the dust, took his beloved little guitar, and recorded "Sunshine is Always After the Wind and Rain", which had been copied a long time ago, and by the way, he took the entire national football team to congratulate the girls of the women's volleyball team.

After this program was taken back by CCTV, it was slightly edited and processed, and soon it was broadcast on the news network at the end of the month, and people all over the country heard half of the song sung by Wu Jie himself from the radio, and the effect of this publicity can be imagined.

Wu Jie felt that he might be the only person who could get the news network to help him promote it for free, although his song was only half aired, and the quality of the song was not very high, but it still caused a sensation across the country.

After all, not to mention domestic in this era, even Japanese pop music is still in the early stage of exploration, and this song is enough to cause a sensation.

Of course, he has a lot of works that are more suitable for copying than this song, but the importance of "step-by-step" must be considered in everything.

If you take out a work like "Dream Chasing Pure Heart" now, how can you give people the illusion that he is making progress in the future?

Man is always an animal that is not satisfied, so he can always improve.

But the progress is too fast and it is easy to be regarded as an outlier, and as soon as it comes up, it will copy out those most classic works, and if you write a work like "Sunshine is Always After the Wind and Rain" in the future, you will definitely be sprayed with "Jiang Lang's talent".

Therefore, "squeezing toothpaste" is the king of everything, and when he first copies the songs of the eighties and nineties, and then copies the new songs of the 21st century, this can maximize the benefits!

At the end of August, the AFC finally announced the schedule for the final stage of the Asian Pacific World Preliminary Tournament, as well as the venue for the competition.

After Wu Zhuo got the schedule before the expedition, he almost scolded in front of Li Fenglou: "xx! ”

"Lou Lao, this schedule is too targeted for us, right? Why didn't you object at the time? ”

Wu Jie found an obvious problem with this schedule, the Chinese team's schedule ended two weeks earlier than the other teams.

This means that after they have played all the games, some teams have two games left, which is a clear unreasonable schedule.

Li Fenglou is also very painful, but this matter really has nothing to do with the senior management of the Football Association, it is completely a problem of translation.

When they later learned that the translator had mistimed, it was too late to object.

Wu Jie was even more speechless after listening to the explanation, didn't he seem more amateurish?

How can there be a low-level error of inaccurate translation for such a critical matter?

Li Fenglou could only smile bitterly: "This translator is on the top shift, and he has just inherited his father's establishment and entered the Football Association!" ”

He didn't say it too bluntly, but Wu Jie immediately understood what was going on.

Then this really has nothing to do with the Football Association, "children's top class" is a special product of this era, not only the Football Association, but all departments have the same situation.

But the biggest drawback of this policy is that some people who have no ability and just want to eat and wait for death have entered the establishment.

These people get an iron rice bowl, not only can not produce any positive value, but also have a serious impact on those who work actively, which is equivalent to putting rat feces into porridge!

This translator is a typical example, this person not only has no professional knowledge in football, but his English level is very catchy, and he can't reach the level of being a football translator at all, so it's no wonder that the Football Association sent him without problems.

"Then why send him? Is it so difficult to find a qualified translator in our Football Association? ”

Wu Jie asked another nonsense, why can this be, it must be a human relationship!

"Forget it, let's finish the fight early, and you can go back to Germany sooner."

Although Li Fenglou knew that this mistake was very low-level, it should have no impact on the qualification of the Chinese team.

It's not two years ago, and this Chinese team will have no problem even against New Zealand.

Wu Jie can't say anything, this kind of thing can't affect him as a football player.

But this kind of mistake is by no means without impact, he remembers that the original plane of the national football team died on this low-level mistake!

After Wu Jie went back to pack his luggage, he checked why the Chinese team in the original plane did not qualify.

This investigation only learned that the original national football team was also from the group stage of the World Preliminaries, and it was all the way to the knockout round.

In the end, when they played all their matches in the finals, they were second with 3 wins, 1 draw and 2 losses, with 7 points (on a 2-point scale).

Behind the Chinese team is New Zealand, which only has 4 points, two fewer games, and a goal difference of 5, and their remaining two games are against Kuwait, which has locked a qualifying place in advance, and Saudi Arabia, which has not won a game and was eliminated early, both of which are still away games.

At this time, the pot of the Football Association came, they felt that New Zealand had no hope of qualifying, and even allowed the national team to be disbanded on the spot for rest and recuperation, celebrating in advance "entering the 1982 World Cup", and even the report of the invitation was submitted to the Ministry of Sports in advance.

But what happened after that made all the Chinese people not expect that Kuwait, which had locked a qualifying place in advance, drew with New Zealand very tacitly at home.

Originally, it didn't matter, the national football team was still two points ahead of New Zealand, as long as New Zealand couldn't win five goals in the last game against Saudi Arabia, the Chinese team could still qualify.

But the result of this battle finally made the Chinese who had just opened their eyes to the world understand the sinister nature of the world, Saudi Arabia wasted excellent scoring opportunities after the opening, and kicked the ball out of the bottom line in the first fifteen minutes in the face of an empty goal ten meters away from the gate; The other time was seven or eight meters from the goal on the right side of the goal, also facing an empty goal, but inexplicably gently pushed the ball and was blocked out of bounds by the New Zealand defender who was in the position.

It's okay to waste scoring opportunities in a row, but the Saudi team, which obviously didn't work the defensive end, actually let New Zealand score five goals in a row between the 15th and 30th minutes.

It's a fool who knows there's a problem, it's understandable to score five goals in a game, but you're five goals in 15 minutes, it's really no joke?

On one occasion, the Saudi goalkeeper even put what should have been a ball into the net without making any gestures to catch it. Another deliberate attack to make a point, two seconds in advance to the side of the "pounce" of the ball's clumsy acting skills, so that the old lady who didn't watch the ball knew that the Chinese team was arranged by others clearly.

New Zealand led Saudi Arabia 5-0 in the first half, and the two sides seemed to have reached some kind of tacit agreement in the second half, basically just symbolically going back and forth in midfield, and the game ended in a very humorous 5-0.

At this time, even a fool can see what is going on, the Saudi team is worried that the Chinese team will be directly put into the game, and FIFA may investigate this kind of too naked match-fixing.

But if the Chinese team and New Zealand are allowed to play an extra match, then no matter how clumsy the acting is, the AFC and FIFA will not help China out, and it doesn't matter how fake they are.

New Zealand's win in this ugly game coincided with the exact same points and goal difference as China's, with a play-off between the two teams needed to decide the final World Cup qualifier.

However, at this time, the Chinese team had already been on holiday for a month, and the players were preparing for the Spring Festival, and hurriedly regrouped to prepare for the game, and finally lost 1-2 to New Zealand in Singapore, just one step away from qualifying for the World Cup.

After Wu Jie found these materials, what else could he say except sigh?

This is the body and the Football Association that he is familiar with!

Many things are not unpreventable, but the Football Association never disappoints!

"But this time with me, I want to see who plays whom!"

After Wu Jie saw the names of Kuwait and Saudi Arabia, an interesting idea suddenly appeared in his heart, and a vicious smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

PS: My arm bleed again last night, my mom gave me three injections to finally succeed, and now it hurts very much, there is only this chapter today, I want to rest for a day to prevent further bleeding.