338 Plagiarism Conan
At about ten o'clock in the morning, the door of Mi's house opened.
A young girl wears a low-cut dress with long flowing hair. She opened the door, first probed her brain, looked around, and then came out.
She walked lightly towards the elevator. Unexpectedly, at the elevator entrance, she saw two men in black yawning and looking sneakily in the direction of the Mi family.
The girl was stunned for a moment, then swaggered down the elevator and walked in.
The two men in black were completely unsuspicious and continued to monitor in the shadows, unaware that the object they were trying to monitor, Mikaka, had already gotten down from the elevator.
That's right. This girl is Mikaka pretending.
He just took advantage of his identity as a daughter, dressed up as a girl, and just hid it from the world.
Hey. I didn't expect that. I'm still very smart!
Mikaka smirked.
Walking out of the apartment building, sure enough, he found the figure of the man in black on the street again. There were about five people, standing under the lampposts, muttering, not knowing what they were talking about. Among them was a man in black, whom Mikaka recognized, the one with long blond hair whose name was Gin.
Looks like these guys came prepared. Mikaka was secretly surprised. Thankfully, though, he used this transformation trick. Mikaka was a little smug as they walked past the gang, but they didn't recognize it.
Hee-hee. Camouflage Perfect!
Unexpectedly, just after walking far, suddenly, a figure pounced from behind.
And, at the same time, exclaimed, "Oh hey! Mikaka! ”
Wow! Mikaka almost slumped on the ground. Oh my God, recognized?
No, the sound is familiar.
Mikaka looked back, damn it! The person who jumped on his back like a cat was good morning Xia.
This girl, do you want to kill me? But how did she end up here?
Sure enough, Gin's men looked over, and Gin took the cigarette from his mouth and narrowed his eyes, apparently beginning to doubt.
"I'm not Mikaka!" Mikaka hastened to deny it.
Xia Zao'an laughed, "Don't pretend, I recognize you when you turn to ashes!" You are the ...... of Xiangyun High School."
Xia Zao'an still wanted to make a long speech, but Mikaka covered his mouth with his hand.
How can this big guy hide a secret!
"Shut up!" Mikaka shouted in a low voice.
Look at the other side again, it's over, and the Gin people are already suspicious and come this way.
Is his identity going to be revealed?
Fortunately, Xia Zao'an was not stupid yet, she also glanced back, and quietly asked, "What are those people doing?" ”
"It's the man in black who is chasing me! I pretended to be a woman just to avoid them! ”
"I see! Oooh! ”
"Oh, you're dead! It's all hurt by you, I'm going to go to the gang now! ”
"Rest assured. I'm here! Natsu Good Morning has a lot of ghost ideas, and this time she pretended to be friendly and hugged Mikaka's shoulders and changed her title, "Chiyoko, I'm joking with you." Are you here looking for your scumbag boyfriend Mikaka? ”
"......" This Xia Good Morning used a trick to transfer flowers and trees, but there is no need to portray Mikaka as a scumbag.
Xia Zao was still chattering, continuing to smear, "You just dumped that scumbag!" I saw him split his legs the day before yesterday with a girl from Sakura Girls' High School! You need to see if he has an extra phone. Now the scumbag is in charge! Maybe he also loves to play multiplayer! ”
"Enough!" Mikaka really couldn't bear it anymore, "It's just enough to call me a scumbag, say that I am a multi-person sport, I resolutely don't allow it!" ”
"What's wrong with multiplayer sports. Aren't you on the basketball team? What a healthy multiplayer sport to play basketball! ”
“……”
Mikaka held his forehead and suddenly felt a headache.
Good morning this summer, I really can't do anything about her.
However, her tricks didn't seem to work. Because, the Gin people walked closer.
Even, Gin pressed his hand directly on Mikaka's shoulder.
He asked, "Hey, you ......"
"Huh? Brother, is there something wrong with me? Mikaka turned around, delicate, and stood up for his big xiong.
Gin glanced at the *** exposed in his deep V skirt, resisted the impulse, and asked, "Do you know Mikaka?" ”
If you don't know each other, wouldn't it contradict Xia Zao'an's lines just now? Therefore, Mikaka had no choice but to cooperate with the plot just now and said, "I know." He's my male ticket. But he's a scumbag, with me, and hooking up with others. I'm here today to break up with him! ”
"Uh......" Gin listened to him, and his eyes were fixed on Mikaka for a few more minutes.
The man in black next to him pulled Gin aside and whispered.
I vaguely heard them whispering, "Why do I think this sister paper looks a little like that Mikaka?" ”
"But she's a woman."
"Maybe it's a man dressed as a woman!"
The group of people were chattering, and Mikaka's heart jumped: Oh my God, have you been recognized?
At this time, Xia Good Morning came out to steal the show again.
She said, "Mikaka, stand still. ”
"Huh?"
"These people are already suspicious of you. There is only one way to convince them! ”
"Huh?"
Mikaka was still stupid, and when she didn't know what trick she was going to use, Xia Zao suddenly shouted at the Gin gang, "Hey, look over here!" There's something good to see! ”
Well? Gin and others, stop the discussion and look over.
I saw Xia Good Morning grab Mikaka's deep V sundress and pull it to both sides, swoop! His big xiong...... It's exposed.
This should be a mosaic!
"Yikes!" Mikaka covered her chest with her hands and screamed in panic! "Ya Butterfly!"
And Gin saw Mikaka's chest, one by one nosebleeds sprayed wildly, and almost died of excessive blood loss. Sure enough, cats are also people! Seeing this passionate scene, who can still hold it?!
But this time, they were completely convinced that this Mikaka was a woman.
That surging figure is not something that can be pretended.
"Why don't you go quickly!?" Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xia Good Morning took Mikakara away.
Poor Mikaka, it feels like she's betraying her flesh. He wept and pulled up his clothes. Regret it. I knew it earlier, so I would have changed to a normal set of clothes. But in his mother's wardrobe, only this sexy skirt suits his figure.
"You're a girl. What did you do just now? ”
The two walked and chatted.
Xia Zao'an also said confidently: "I'm not for you yet." Now you should thank me. If it weren't for me, you'd have been arrested. ”
"I want to thank you. You think beautifully! "Mikaka hasn't charged her with the crime yet. Instead, she wanted him to thank her?!!
"Still. What's going on with those men in black? Xia Good Morning asked again, "How could they hunt you down?!" ”
"It's a long story."
"You're dressed like this, where are you going?"
"It's a long story."
"Die!" Xia good morning wanted to strangle him, "Hurry up!" ”
"Good, good!" This girl is too violent, Mikaka can't beat her, so she has to confess honestly.
Tell you about his experience of meeting the man in black in the playground.
Hearing this, Xia Zao scratched his head: "How is this exactly the same as the famous scene in Conan?" ”
"Not really. There is also a guy named Edogawa Kopo who looks about the same as Conan-kun. ”
"Wow! Edogawa Xiaopo, that's going to be seen. "Good morning Xia was suddenly in high spirits.
"This is your Maori detective agency. Do you know where it is? ”
Mikaka took out the business card, Xia Good Morning took it and looked at it, the address of the business card, "It's opposite my house!" ”
"No, it won't. Such a coincidence? ”
And so on. Are you a Maori detective agency? Xia Zao remembered that in the dilapidated building opposite her Meow Meow Co., Ltd., it seemed that a new company had really opened in the past few days. Because it was inconspicuous, she didn't pay attention to it.
Could it be that detective agency?
After they left, Gin and the others took off their disguises and turned back into cats.
Sure enough, it was still Xiao Hei's group of cats who changed.
Xiao Hei touched the blood on his nose and said, "Mom." It's so exciting. I didn't expect Mikaka to have such a good figure. ”
Xiao Huang said: "What a feast for the eyes! Although a bit not suitable for children! ”
Xiaobai said: "I really should take a picture with my mobile phone!" I regret it! ”
When these male cats were talking as if no one was around, they didn't know that there was another cat who was angry.
Xiaohua, as Xiaohei's female ticket, how can she endure his mental derailment.
"Scumbag! In front of me, you dare to peek at other girls! Meow! ”
Xiaohua showed her cat's claws and pounced on Xiao Hei......
Leaning slightly, Xia Good Morning and Mikaka appeared downstairs at your Maori Detective Agency.
I thought that Meow Meow Co., Ltd. was dilapidated. Unexpectedly, this Maori detective agency is even more dilapidated and old, and it feels like the building is going to collapse when you walk up the stairs. This kind of dilapidated building is still rented by someone to open a detective agency?
Xia Good Morning said cautiously, "Mikaka, you won't be cheated, right?" ”
"No, it won't." Mikaka wasn't sure, "But, that little ghost is really amazing." ”
The two of them talked and went to the second floor.
There is only one room on the second floor. There was a crooked plaque hanging on the door, like a wooden sign picked up from a garbage heap, on which was written with a brush: "You Maori Detective Agency". It's so simple?!!!
And that's not all.
Mikaka was about to ring the doorbell, when a small broken voice suddenly came from inside, "Don't ring the doorbell!" ”
Why didn't you say it earlier!
As soon as Mikaka's fingers were pressed, his whole body was electrocuted.
"Ahhhh The electricity passed through his body, electrifying all his skeletons.
Fortunately, Xia Good Morning used a wooden stick in time to save his life.
It's a pity that Mikaka has been electrocuted to maturity, add some seasoning, cut it and serve it on the table.
He was covered in smoke and sat on the steps.
Xia Good morning poked with his finger, "Mikaka, are you still alive?" ”
"There's only half a breath left."
"Mikaka, sometimes I admire you. I can't die every time. Your physique is comparable to Xiaoqiang. ”
"Don't praise me......"
Mikaka wiped a handful of tears.
The decay system in his body prompted again, "Congratulations, the decay value of my relatives has risen by another 30 points." ”
Well...... Can this system be turned off...... Mikaka suddenly disliked it.
It's chattering all day long, and who knows when I'll be able to turn back into a god.
And inside the house, Xiao Po's voice came out again, "I'm not dead." Come in if you're not dead. ”
Mikaka staggered to her feet.
Disabled and determined, he decided to walk through the iron gate!
"Huh? Why can't it be opened? ”
Mikaka grabbed the doorknob and pulled it, but the iron door didn't move.
Xia Good Morning said: "Could it be to push inside?" ”
Mikaka said, "No. "Because he tried to push it inside, but he couldn't push it at all.
Xiao Po's voice inside was a little mocking, "I can't even open the door." Hey......"
This guy is too arrogant.
Mikaka won't be looked down upon. He didn't believe it, and he couldn't open the iron door. So, he grabbed the doorknob with both hands, kicked against the wall, and then, pulling it out with all his might.
Hey? It seems to be able to pull it apart.
Hey? Something is wrong! How did this door fall off in one piece!
"Boom!" As the iron door crashed to the ground, a puff of dust was thrown up.
As for Mikaka, it was pressed down by the iron door. Only his hands twitched twice, and then he didn't move.
"Mikaka! Be strong! "Good morning Xia finally pulled Mikaka out from under the iron door and helped him. Mikaka was dying, spitting blood from his mouth, and it seemed that his life was short.
Xia Zao'an hurriedly asked, "Mikaka, if you have any last words, you can tell me!" For example, bank card passwords or something. If you still have a deposit, I can help you spend it! You know, the worst thing in life is that people die, but the money is still there! ”
Mikaka grabbed Xia Zao'an's hand, and her lips moved weakly: "Xia Zao'an, after I die, I still trouble you to help me take care of my mother." If it's convenient, I'll leave those debts to you to inherit. ”
"Die!" Good morning Xia threw him away.
Is there a disease! Want her to help him pay off his debts?
Hurry up and die!
At this time, a small figure appeared.
Isn't he just a little broken?
Xiao Po stood on the iron door, looked at the sick Mikaka, and held his glasses, "Hey." It's stupid. Can't even open the door. ”
Mikaka was so angry that he turned over, "You girl, what kind of door is this, I'm sorry I won't open the door?!! ”
"Dear, this door is a side sliding door. Not inwards or outwards, but sideways. ”
"Rely on ......" Mikaka's HP is only a little bit left......
Who would have thought that this door would be so cunning!
"Alright. Come on in. Everyone is waiting for you! Xiao Po beckoned to Mikaka and Xia Good Morning.
"Wait!" Xia Zao'an suddenly stared at Xiao Po, "Are you ......?"
Xiao Po was a little nervous, "Me? ”
Xia Zao'an smiled coldly, "It's okay to lie to others, but it's not okay to lie to me!" I've seen who you are. ”
Xiao Po was secretly surprised: Could it be that this cat lady really saw it?
It is said that cats have a particularly sensitive sense of smell.
If his true identity is discovered, it may have an impact on his plans.
If necessary, she had to keep her mouth shut.
However, Xia Zao's next sentence made Xiao Po cry and laugh, "You are Conan!" Don't try to lie to me! I've been watching Conan for more than twenty years! I'm an old fan of yours! Conan-kun! ”
"......, hehe, I really overestimated her......
Xiao Po wiped a handful of sweat in his heart, and then said, "I'm not Conan." ”
"It's not weird. Don't hide your identity. As an old fan, I have a few questions for you. ”
“……”
"The first question, why are you still a primary school student for more than 20 years. This is not scientific! ”
"That's what the plot needs. If it were normal, Conan would be an uncle by now...... Which reader wants to see an uncle as the protagonist! ”
"That's right. So, the second question, why do you die every time you play. Do you have a king skill called 'Whoever comes near me will die'? That's why you're called the Grim Reaper Schoolboy! ”
“…… That's all rumors. Ask the next question! ”
"So, I'll ask the reader the question he is most concerned about, who is the big boss behind the scenes. Is it really Dr. Asasa as the rumors say? ”
"You ask me...... I asked who was going to ......"
Xiao Po is also tired when he encounters this kind of second goods. "Can you stop talking. Come on in. ”
"Okay." Xia Zao helped Mikaka, who was already half paralyzed, and dragged him into the detective agency.
When they went in, they were both dumbfounded.
In addition to Xiao Po in the house, there are also Mao Lilan, Mao Li Kogoro, Officer Twilight, and Gray Yuan Wailing......
The whole big Conan reality parody.
Xiao Po said: "These are my assistants. ”
Maoriran walked over, "Hello. I'm the ...... of beauty and kung fu."
Before the introduction was finished, Xia Zao'an pretended to be smart, "I know you." Aren't you Xiaolan! ”
"Nope. What nonsense? I'm Shinichi Kudo. ”
"...... "Hey, haven't I seen Conan?"
But if she had to say that she was Kudo Shinichi, she could only be called Kudo Shinichi, who was similar to Maoliran.
It was Mori Kogoro's turn, and he introduced himself: "A few are good." I am the garden. ”
“……”
It looks like the garden of Kogoro Maori......???
And then there's Gray Plains, who claims, "Don't be fooled by my appearance. Actually, I'm Dr. Asasa. ”
All right. Good morning Xia and Mikaka are familiar with the routines of these people.
Before Officer Twilight could introduce him, Mikaka interjected first, "Don't say it. I know. You're certainly not Officer Twilight. Go ahead. What's your name? ”
"What are you talking about, this kid? I'm Officer Twilight. ”
Officer Twilight who looks like Officer Twilight...... Why is it so unsociable!
Suddenly, Xia Zao walked up to these anime characters and sniffed desperately with his nose, "Huh? There is a familiar smell in you. ”
"Yes. That must be your delusion. Maori Kogoro snorted and took out the perfume and sprayed wildly.
"Ahh Ahh "Good morning summer is sneezing wildly." What are you doing? ”
"I don't think the air in this room is good. So, spray some perfume. You don't mind. ”
Isn't it to hide the smell of cats on them?
If it weren't for this, Xia Good Morning would definitely smell out that their true identities were Xiao Hei, Xiao Hua, Xiao Huang, and Xiao Bai!
Fortunately, the little black who transformed into Maori Kogoro is witty and knows how to cover it up with perfume.
Xia Good Morning really didn't see through it.
Xiao Po also took the opportunity to change the topic, "Mikaka, you came to me today." Let me deal with the Men in Black. ”
"Of course! They're eyeing me! ”
"As I said before, you're their target."
"Xiao Po ......" Mikaka just wanted to say, but saw Xiao Po stretch out his hand and gestured to him, "Don't call me Xiao Po, call me Detective Xiao Po." ”
“……”
Hey, hey! Is plagiarism addicted to Detective Conan?!!!
Mikaka complained in his heart, but Xiao Po said: "Do you want to say in your heart that I am plagiarizing Detective Conan?" ”
"No, no! Absolutely nothing! ”
"Don't deny it! I've long since reasoned what you're thinking! Xiao Po pushed his glasses, revealing an expression that saw through your inner world.
Mikaka was silent, thinking: This little ghost, really good at reasoning?
At this time, Xiao Po said again: "Are you questioning my reasoning ability?" Don't forget, I even deduced that you are a woman. ”
"How dare I question you......" Mikaka was a little weak.
However, Xia Good Morning said, "Meow meow." If you're Detective Conan, then help me reason. ”
"Good. What do you want to reason? ”
Xia Zao'an tapped his chin with his finger and said, "Just help me reason, when will I get rich!" ”
“……???”
Can this thing be deduced?
Xiao Po really pinched his fingers and said, "I figured it out." You've been a poor ghost all your life. ”
"Ahh Your reasoning is too low! "Xia Zao'an absolutely doesn't believe it, she has not been blessed to be white and beautiful in her life!
Mikaka said, "Good morning Xia, are you serious?" ”
Xiao Po said: "If you don't trust me, then I can't help you." ”
"Let's go!" Xia Zao was grinning and pulled Mikaka to leave. She was annoyed by Xiao Po's reasoning just now.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, Xiao Po suddenly shouted, "Be careful! ”
With a voice, he pounced on Mikaka.
At the same time, "Tutu Tu Tu! ”
A shuttle bullet was fired into the detective agency. Everyone fell to the ground in fright and hid under the windows.
And Mikaka was almost frightened into incontinence.
Xiao Po secretly looked at the opposite roof, and said coldly: "It's the man in black!" They really want your life! ”
Mikaka covered her head, "Woo! Why me again. My fate is too miserable! ”
Xia Zao pushed him: "You are miserable, don't even involve Ben Meow!" ”
However, the gang hid under the window for a long time, and the gunshots did not ring out again.
Xia Good Morning asked Xiao Po in a whisper: "What's the situation now?" ”
Xiao Po took out a mirror and observed the situation on the opposite roof through reflection.
He breathed a sigh of relief: "The other party seems to have escaped." ”
At this time, everyone dared to get up.
Xiao Po raised his hands, "Look." Mikaka, the Men in Black organization won't let you go. What do you think? ”
Mikaka was already frightened into the six gods, "Brother Po, you can do whatever you say." ”
"In that case, the contract was signed."
"What a contract."
"After signing this contract, I will be responsible for your safety from now on. However, you have to listen to me. I let you go east, you can't go west. My word is the decree. Got it? ”
The more I listened, the more I felt that the contract he proposed was an unequal treaty. Mikaka flipped through the contents of the contract and wanted to complain, the rules and regulations on it were even harsher than the deed of sale.
"No, okay?"
"That's up to you." Xiao Xiao pretended to take back the contract and reiterated: "However, if you are killed by the Men in Black, I won't help." ”
The warning of this sentence is full of meaning.
Mikaka hurriedly snatched the contract back, "I'll sign it!" I'll sign! ”
"Are you sure you're not reluctant?"
"Not reluctantly! Not reluctantly! ”
"After signing it, it's like being one of my dogs."
“…… Dogs are dogs. ”
If you can spare my dog's life, and steal my life, Mikaka is already content. Anyway, he hadn't considered himself a human being for a long time.
Hey, saying a thousand things and ten thousand, Mikaka is already looking forward to a happy life.
After signing the contract, Xiao Po said, "You go back first." Tonight, I'm going to look for you. ”
"Then if I go back, won't the men in black storm my house and murder my whole family?"
"Rest assured. According to my reasoning. They didn't dare to do that. ”
"Why?! Do you have any credentials? ”
"Because of my detective Xiaopo's reasoning, I never make mistakes!"
If he asks again, Xiao Po seems to be going crazy. Mikaka had no choice but to hold back.
"Then we'll take our leave."
Out of the door, came downstairs, Xia good morning said, "Mikaka, I won't go back with you." ”
"Oh well. Goodbye. ”
Mikaka had no choice but to set out on the journey home alone.
And good morning Xia, I suddenly laughed twice.