Chapter 10 Is a Single Dog Illegal?
"Fuso beef is really tender!" Mei Zizi finished eating a big bowl of Fusang beef ramen, and Ling Ping'an burped: "With this Fusang beef, the Fusang Kingdom will be incorporated into the Federation, I have no opinion!" ”
At this time, the mobile phone in his pocket came from the sound of text message vibrating.
Lingping picked it up and cut it open.
But it was an official text message from the federal government: Dear Federal Citizens - Hello Lingping Gongzi, your account has arrived today: 10,000 425 yuan. The detailed bills are as follows: $7,000 for the children of the Federal First-Class Meritorious; Federal entrepreneurship subsidy for college students: 3,000 yuan; Encouragement for unmarried children of the Federal First Class Meritorious Service: 425 yuan......
Looking at the text message, Ling Ping'an was silent for a long time before finally sighing: "It turns out that today is the Treasury Subsidy Day......"
"Time flies so fast, it's the tenth in a blink of an eye!"
The 10th of each month is the subsidy and tax refund day of the federal center.
On this day, it is a day of revelry/sorrow for all citizens of the Federation.
People like Ling Ping'an can receive a non-cost subsidy.
But the wealthy and businessmen with high incomes had to face a notice to pay back taxes to the central federal treasury.
After a while, a text message in yellow font appeared on Ling Ping'an's mobile phone screen.
In the Commonwealth, this is the exclusive font for royal text messages.
But Ling Ping'an didn't even look at it, so he turned off his phone directly.
Because, he could guess with his ass that this must be a marriage text message from the 'Federal Commission for Meritorious Children' under the royal family.
This kind of text message can't be read.
Because of this, Ling Ping'an felt that he might not be able to stand the temptation and really embark on the road of no return to get married on a blind date.
However, if he doesn't look at it, it doesn't mean that he can avoid urging marriage.
"Face the wind!" The mobile phone rings, and it rings at the right time.
Ling Ping'an sighed, helplessly picked up his phone, and looked at the electricity.
Sure enough, it was - 404100, the exclusive phone number of the 'Federal Meritorious Children Committee' under the Royal Family of the Federal Empire.
But he couldn't help but take it.
If he doesn't answer, I'm afraid that the royal commissioner will come to him in person in the afternoon to drink tea.
In desperation, he had no choice but to answer the phone.
"Hello! I am the Spiritual Peace......"
"Hello!" On the other side of the mobile phone, a soft female voice came: "Young Master Ling, I am Qin Keqing, the personal secretary of Her Royal Highness the Eldest Princess of the Empire......"
"Oh...... Hello......" Ling Ping'an replied politely, but in his heart he didn't believe it at all.
The 'Federal Meritorious Children Placement Committee' under the Federal Imperial Family is indeed an institution directly led by Her Royal Highness the eldest princess, the elder sister of the Emperor.
But the problem is that the eldest princess has a lot of opportunities, and there are still three thousand faces in the legend.
How could it be possible to send a private secretary to call such a small point as him?
Great, but it's just the private secretary of the private secretary of Her Royal Highness the eldest princess.
"That's the ......" the female voice on the mobile phone asked softly, "I found here, you are twenty-four years old this year...... Is that right? ”
"Hmm......" Ling Ping'an's brows furrowed, and he looked like something was wrong.
"Among the orphans of the first-class meritorious service of the empire, you are the only one who has reached the age of twenty-four but has not yet reported ...... love" The soft female voice asked with a slight suspicion: "Ling Gongzi...... Do you have any medical problems? ”
"Nope!" Ling Ping immediately denied it.
"Hmm......" The other party hummed lightly: "I have also checked your physical examination reports for last year and this year, and everything is healthy and ......"
"Childe ......," she asked, "why don't you fall in love?" ”
"Is it because you haven't met your ideal object?"
"I have inquired here that in the past three years, the Governor of Quang Nam has sent you seven invitations to the blind date meeting of the children of the Federal Meritorious Heroes, but you have not gone to the meeting once......
Ling Ping'an could only smile awkwardly when he heard this.
Blind date conference?
Wouldn't it be better to have that time to play a few games at home, or code a few chapters of a novel?
"Is it because you're worried about the cost of marriage and childbirth?" The soft female voice is seductive: "Young Master Ling, you don't have to worry about this!" ”
"In fact, according to the laws of the federal center and the special policies of the imperial family, as long as you start dating, falling in love, or even getting married and having children, your subsidies and subsidies will continue to increase!"
"Here, I can assure Gongzi: The federal center and the imperial family will never let the descendants of meritorious heroes not be able to fall in love, not be able to get married, and will not let the descendants of meritorious heroes not afford to go to school!"
"Do you need me to tell you about the Central Committee's bill for first-class meritorious children and the relevant policies of the royal family?"
Ling Ping'an hurriedly shook his head: "No need, thank you!" ”
After reaching the age of eighteen and reaching the federal legal age of marriage.
Ling Ping'an's mobile phone and mailbox will regularly receive various text messages and emails from the federal center, the royal family and the Governor's District, and Jiangcheng City.
It's all about the Federal Act of Science and the Royal Family.
At first, Ling Ping'an read it with great interest, but when he found out that each of those bills and policies reads: fall in love, get married, have children, and give you how much subsidy.
He never looked at it again.
lest you can't stand the temptation and step into the trap of love.
Falling in love or something......
Where is the game incense?
Where is the code word cool?
There was a long silence on the phone.
After a long time, the soft female voice came again: "Linggongzi...... You're going to make it hard for us to do this......"
"You are the only one who has reached the age of twenty-four in the entire Federation of first-class meritorious children, but you have never even been in love......"
"I'm really scared that you won't be married when you reach the age of thirty......"
"In that case, I'm afraid that His Majesty the Emperor will have to ask about your marriage......
"You can't help ......"
"Even if it's pretending...... Why don't you go on a date too? ”
Ling Ping was silent.
He probably has a lot of bad faults.
But there's one thing, it's real.
That is, he rarely lies, and even white lies, he tries to avoid them as much as possible.
What's more, lying to the royal family is legally responsible!
After a while, she seemed to be angry, and reluctantly suppressed her emotions, and said with some disappointment: "Thank you for answering, I wish you a happy life......
Doodoo ......
Listening to the busy sound on the mobile phone, Ling Ping'an put down the phone and sighed.
"Is it illegal to be a single dog?" He asked softly, and then replied to himself, "It's not a crime!" ”
However, he quickly put the matter aside.
Because, it's game time.
Picking up his phone, he fought his way into the canyon.
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Thousands of miles away, north of the Quang Nam Governor's District, in the lower reaches of the Yangtze River.
The majestic imperial capital stands on the bank of the Yangtze River.
In a building in Linjiang, a young woman wearing a lady's dress put down the phone angrily.
"What a person!" She said slightly angrily: "If it weren't for the fact that you were a first-class meritorious service, I really wanted to call the Ministry of Finance and ask them to stop your allowances and subsidies!" ”
Jingle bells.
At that moment, a red phone rang on her desk.
She quickly picked up the phone.
"Your Highness...... "She owes a salute.
"Yes......"
"The minister is Qin Keqing......"
"Yes......"
"Wechen will get things done as soon as possible, please rest assured, Your Highness!"
"Yes......"
Putting down the phone, she slumped into her chair, full of ferocity, and couldn't help but rise and fall violently.
She reached out and picked up a file on her desk, opened it, and looked at the young student who was smiling in a bachelor's uniform and wearing the imperial traditional Jinxian crown, and couldn't help but grit her teeth a little.
"Is it so hard for you to fall in love?" She asked hatefully.
If possible, she would like to fly to Jiangcheng City in person, arrest this damn otaku to Jianye, throw it away on Jianye Satellite TV's blind date program, and let twenty-four female guests tear this goods to pieces - after a first-class meritorious service, it is enough to make those gold worshippers crazy.
Unfortunately, she couldn't.
First-class meritorious children are not only protected by federal acts.
It is also preferential under the royal policy.
Their archives and existence are state secrets.
Unless they say it themselves, outsiders will never know about it, and those who know will not dare to spread it at all.
Today, the federal royal family reigns in the ascendant.
Most of the royal family's energy is focused on the matchmaker and Lalang.
Her Royal Highness the eldest princess of Joan is the direct leader of the implementation of this policy.
To a certain extent, it is the basic policy of the royal family to serve their lives and families after preferential treatment, and it is also one of the functions of the federal center.
And a twenty-four-year-old nail household who has not been in love once, and has not even recorded dating.
It's a thorn in everyone's side!
There was no way but she could do one thing - to pass the pressure down.
grabbed the phone and called the 'Special Affairs Office for Meritorious Children of the Federal Empire' in the Jiangnan Governor's District, and the scolding party did not dare to raise his head.