After exiting the special [Weapon Combat Training] dungeon, Li Weiji and Li Yi sat naked on the sofa to rest.

After two days and two nights of perception in different dungeons, both of them were mentally tired, and they needed to do something else to distract them.

There's nothing quite like a cigarette to refresh this pair of friends they've known for a decade.

Smoking is bad for your health, but eating cigarettes is different.

The smoke ball is the second greatest invention of the [Deep Blue] era, this bitter-tasting spherical substance has no toxic side effects, and it takes effect once every eight hours, and it is invigorating for ten minutes at a time.

Li Weiji took out a gray smoke ball from the corner of the freezer and threw it to Li Yi: "Hold it for the master." ”

Li Yi caught the cigarette ball and glanced at Li Weiji: "It seems that I really want to order you a single men's home-type preferred ......." ”

Li Yi's words were not finished, because he saw the IPZ-127.

The beautiful robot walked out of the inner room with bare thighs in an apron, and did not shy away from the two unclothed men.

She looked sweetly at the two of them, who embarrassedly covered important areas with couch cushions and crossed their legs so that IPZ-127 could clean up.

"Thank you for your cooperation." IPZ-127 pushed her black-rimmed glasses, coiled up her long hair, and turned her delicate feet into octopus suction cups, only to see her legs trembling slightly, apparently activating the vacuum mode.

Watching IPZ-127 walk back and forth around the room, the two men sat up straight clinging to the cushions.

While IPZ-127 was a little farther away, Li Yi pointed to her back and asked softly, "What's her name?" ”

This question stumped Li Weiji, he only knew the previous code name of this robot, and he had never named her at all.

"My name is IPZ-127." The voice of the sexy cleaner came, "My hearing device comes from the peace system, it is the highest level of sensitivity, you don't have to whisper." ”

Li Weiji said helplessly: "Then whether we can turn off the auditory system, we need a little privacy." ”

IPZ-127 stepped on the octopus suction cup and walked to Li Weiji's side: "Of course. The master's orders must be obeyed. Still, I wish the host would give me a name. Other domestic robots have names. ”

It's actually a very troublesome thing to choose a name, but fortunately, when Li Weiji wrote the game report, he specially made up a bunch of fake characters in order to make the story more vivid, and these virtual characters have various identities and experiences.

A row of Chinese characters flashed through my brain, and finally froze on the two words "light blue".

"Light Blue" often appears in Li Weiji's game reports, and is a top player who can write and martial arts, and is glamorous and delicate, and the "Guns and Roses" guild she created was once the first choice for many female players.

Of course, there is no such thing as "light blue" in reality, but "Guns and Roses" is famous because of Li Weiji's propaganda. It's just that the "Rose Army" on the market is all indiscriminate, and no one has ever seen a real "Gun Rose" that only accepts female players.

"Then you will be called Light Blue from now on."

IPZ-127 replied, "Not very well. Our boss is called Deep Blue, and my name is Light Blue, isn't it a little too arrogant. ”

This is a problem that Li Weiji has not considered, but the only fake character in his impression that is similar in appearance and personality to IPZ-127 is Light Blue.

"Ta is Ta, you are you. Besides, I just call you Deep Blue, and he can't help me. ”

IPZ-127 said, "Name data is being updated, please wait." ”

In less than a second, the beautiful robot turned 360 degrees and said playfully, "Greetings to Light Blue." The audible shutdown command is being executed, please set the shutdown duration. ”

"Permanently."

"The hearing system has been permanently turned off." The light blue strode away with a slight tremor of the engine.

Li Weiji was finally able to answer Li Yi's question, he showed a row of white teeth, and said with a smile, "Her name is Light Blue now." ”

"Are you taking me for a fool?" Li Yi's cigarette ball had already been half digested, "You two are in front of me, you say a word to me, of course I know that her name is light blue." ”

Li Weiji waved his hand and said, "You have been staring at her shaking thighs, I'm afraid you didn't hear clearly." ”

Li Yi smiled and said, "When did you buy the robot?" Look at her figure and dress, exactly like your dreams. Damn, I forgot to take a picture for Miao Miao to see. ”

After speaking, Li Yi took out the communication device and prepared to take pictures, but Li Weiji hurriedly stopped: "Stop." It's hard to put into words. She didn't buy it from me, yes, yes, yes......"

After holding back for a long time, Li Weiji couldn't tell the origin of the light blue.

How to say?

Say that the light blue is a reward for providing clues for a jumping case?

That Lao Yi will definitely ask about the jumping case, and it will be even more unclear when the time comes.

Li Yi looked at Li Weiji for a long time, touched his chin and said, "Lao Ji, are you hiding it from me?" ”

Li Weiji said honestly: "Yes." It's not clear about this now, so I'll talk about it after watching the news broadcast in the evening. By the way, didn't you want to tell Miao Miao that you were going to eat at my place today? ”

Li Yi was confused: "Have I heard of it?" Impossible. I promised Miao Miao to go home for dinner. ”

"You forgot? Kill Linde......"

In the middle of speaking, Li Weiji suddenly lifted the cushion and hugged Li Yi.

At this time, Li Yi's whole body trembled, his lips were closed, and his eyes were bloodshot.

"Lao Yi, Lao Yi, think about Miao Miao, think about Changchang." Li Weiji shouted in Li Yi's ear, but Li Yi's heartbeat was getting faster and faster.

"Miao Miao is waiting for you to come home for dinner." Li Weiji continued to yell and try to wake his friend up from PTSD.

Just kept repeating the names of Miao Miao and Changchang, and after three minutes, Li Yi's tense muscles finally relaxed, and he collapsed and vomited wildly in Li Weiji's arms.

Light Blue also realized that something was wrong at this time, and the octopus suction cup returned to bare feet, and slid to Li Weiji's side lightly.

Li Weiji hurriedly ordered: "First aid, first aid." Contact a psychologist. ”

Light blue but indifferent.

Li Weiji remembered that the robot's hearing system was permanently turned off just now, and he raised his shaking hand and twisted the light blue ear to reactivate her hearing system, and stammered: "First aid, hurry, first aid." ”

I have to say that the first aid ability of light blue is excellent.

She stretched out Li Yi's teeth to prevent possible epileptic symptoms, and her slender jade fingers turned into a heart tube and inserted into Li Yi's throat to help him suck out the vomit, and the vomit was quickly discharged, and Li Yi finally resumed breathing.

Li Yi inhaled heavily, saliva flowed down the corner of his mouth to Li Weiji's arm, wet and sticky.

"Lao Yi, Lao Yi." Li Weiji put his arms around Li Yi and patted him on the back, "Are you feeling better?" ”

Li Yi blinked three times, and Li Weiji smiled.

Li Weiji ordered Light Blue to remove the psychic tube and said, "Contact the psychiatrist immediately." ”

Light Blue complied and stepped aside.

Li Weiji held Li Yi's shoulders and said, "If you want to have three long and two short, I can't explain to Miao Miao." ”

Due to intubation and vomiting, Li Yi's throat is now extremely uncomfortable, and it took a long time to say a sentence: "I'm fine." Don't tell Miao Miao. ”

Light Blue walked back and reported, "The psychiatrist will be there in two hours. ”

Li Weiji can't wait two hours, Li Yi's current condition is very unstable, and PTSD may recur at any time.

He still hugged Li Yi's head, for fear that his friend would miss something.

"We're not going to play this garbage game again."

"Garbage games." Li Yi echoed softly, "Don't play." ”

Light Blue turned into a cleaner again, quickly cleaning up the residue and water on the ground, and at the same time broadcast a voice report: "According to the patient's current condition, it is recommended to raise the room temperature to 28 degrees and adjust the light to 180 nits." ”

"Accept the suggestion." Li Weiji said weakly, "Just take a bed of graphene quilt." ”

It turned out that the bright room was a little dim, and while it was time for Light Blue to enter the room to get the quilt, Li Weiji put Li Yi flat on the sofa, and used the sofa cushion to raise his head to prevent vomiting again, and then quickly dressed up.

Light Blue took a thin white quilt and covered Li Yi, Li Weiji sat on the sofa next to him and asked with concern, "Do you want to drink hot water?" ”

Light Blue stopped, "He's not fit to drink hot water right now." ”

Looking at Li Yi, whose lips were pale and his eyes were misty, Li Weiji grabbed his hair with his head, forcibly suppressed the impatience in his heart, and asked softly: "Then what can I do now to help him?" ”

Light Blue said, "Everything you can do has already been done. ”

The room temperature gradually rose, and Li Weiji was sweating profusely, but he stared at Li Yi and didn't dare to move half a step.

"It's all my fault. It's all my fault. He muttered, "If I don't mention it...... He's definitely fine. ”

Light Blue didn't know what Li Weiji was talking about, so she could only stay by his side and say comforting sentences that were programmed to comfort people.

At this time, the light blue voice was not sweet, on the contrary, there was a hint of hoarseness, this faint hoarse voice said comforting words very effectively, and Li Weiji's nervous mind gradually calmed down.

The heat provided by the graphene thin quilt made Li Yi feel much more comfortable, and when his body temperature rose, he also comforted him: "I'm fine, don't worry." It's just a flashback, I've seen it when I killed pigs before, but not as strongly as this one. Seeing that his friend could speak fluently, Li Weiji's focused spirit was finally liberated, and he leaned on the sofa on his back without saying a word for a long time.

It took a long time for Li Weiji to sit up straight again, he adjusted his breathing, and said politely to Light Blue: "Thank you for your help." ”

Light Blue untied her long coiled hair, pulled the corners of her clothes slightly, and replied, "I should do it." ”

Li Weiji looked at the robot in front of him again, with long hair, thin black-rimmed glasses, a seductive face, a wide white shirt, slender legs without anything, sexy to the bone, and completely the most perfect wife image in his imagination.

But the more perfect it is, the more it shows that [Deep Blue]'s control over him has gone deep into sexual fantasy.

As a person who longs for freedom all the time, he hates this kind of control, and even dislikes Light Blue.

However, she knelt on one knee and methodically gave Li Yi first aid, as if she was stepping on the sand and imprinted it in his heart.

Extremely beautiful appearance, extremely beautiful posture, extremely beautiful demeanor.

I have to say that Li Weiji's rejection of light blue has loosened.

Li Weiji invited Qianlan to sit next to him and said, "Connecting to the Neuronal Network Management Center, I need information about PTSD. Please use a projection to show the relevant case. ”

Light Blue sat generously next to Li Weiji, her legs folded, her buttocks that were not covered by her shirt revealed a touch of light blue, and Li Weiji reached out to flatten the corners of her clothes to cover the exposed parts.

Light Blue smiled, her eyes shining.

Through the light blue display, Li Weiji quickly browsed the relevant content of PTSD.

For the first time, he knew that the words spoken by his caregiver could be so terrifying.

Speaking of which, knowing the term PTSD is still fifteen years old.

At that time, Li Weiji had just completed a year of studying agriculture in the living quarters, and he did not return to the orchard until midnight, and before he could surprise the caretaker, he saw the caretaker burning rough yellow paper.

On a dark winter night, the caretaker knelt in front of a pile of flames in the withered orchard, muttering to himself.

"Thirty-three years of people are still there, and I still don't dare to think about my hometown."

This was the only thing Li Weiji heard clearly, and he didn't know that behind this sentence was the grief of a nation.

All he knew was that the caregiver was forty-one years old at the time, and the caregiver was only eight years old before thirty-three, exactly in 2008.

Regarding 2008, Li Weiji's history textbook can only be summed up in four words: "how difficult it is to prosper the country".

He didn't know what was so difficult or what kind of state was prospering.

The caretaker found Li Weiji's figure, hurriedly extinguished the flames, and asked with concern, "Why did you come back in the middle of the night?" Didn't you say it would be tomorrow? ”

Li Weiji smiled: "I'll surprise you."

The caretaker stopped talking and accompanied Li Weiji back to his residence.

The lights were on and the heating was on, Li Weiji couldn't wait to take off his coat and rush into his room to change into pajamas, and then hurriedly ran back to the hall and took out a boxy tin box from his coat pocket and handed it to the caretaker.

"New Year's gift." Li Weiji's immature face was high, and flowers bloomed in his eyes.

The caretaker opened the tin box, and a red light shone slightly.

"This earthquake early warning system is the most sensitive instrument available, and with it you don't have to sleep with a bottle upside down every day." Li Weiji grabbed the iron box and pressed it hard, the red light flashed, and the alarm sounded endlessly.

Li Weiji just wanted to demonstrate the function of the iron box to the caretaker, and he never expected that the caretaker would be at a loss.

The caretaker's whole body was trembling, he hurried to the corner of the wall to find shelter, calling out Li Weiji's name, several times trying to rush out of the corner to grab Li Weiji but retracted in fear, looking up from time to time as if he was afraid of the roof collapsing.

Li Weiji hurriedly closed the iron box, instinctively hugged the caretaker, and kept calling his name.

"Li has regrets, Li has regrets, don't be afraid, it's me, I'm your son."

This sentence was repeated hundreds of times, and the caretaker slowly relaxed.

"Good boy." The caretaker slowly stood up from the ground, "I'm fine. I just got sick. ”

Li Weiji said distressedly: "What kind of disease, now that medical treatment is so advanced, let's treat it."

The caregiver laughs and says, "PTSD." I've been seeing a doctor for a long time, and after so many years of no recurrence, I thought I was better. Hearing this bell and red light today, it seems that I have gone back to that day. ”

"What day?"

The caretaker touched Li Weiji's head and didn't answer, just looked out the window.

After a long time, the caretaker sighed: "I'm fine, don't worry, go to bed early, tomorrow Chinese New Year's Eve, we will hunt together."

Hunting was indeed very pleasant, and the young Li Weiji soon forgot about it.

No one could have imagined that a similar scene would happen again nine years later.

Li Yi suddenly became abnormal, and his symptoms were very similar to those of a caregiver. Li Weiji instantly linked the two things, concocted them in the same way, and saved him from the brink of mental breakdown with hugs and shouts.

The two important people around him have fallen into this kind of disease, and Li Weiji will naturally pay special attention to it.

Light Blue presents a total of 20 cases, each condensed into a three-minute video.

Li Weiji watched it for a whole hour, and after the video ended, he sat down next to Li Yi and grabbed his friend's hand tightly.

At this time, Li Yi was already asleep, and Li Weiji asked in a low voice, "What else can I do before the doctor comes?"

Light Blue replied, "In a sense, you've done enough to be fine. If you have to make a difference, I recommend you go into the game pod and try the [Purify Sins] ......"

"Delusional, this garbage game is not enough to harm Lao Yi, you quickly throw the game pod out."

Li Weiji thought of Li Yi's appearance when he was sick, and his heart was not angry, and he didn't have any good feelings about "Guild Wars" now.

Light Blue turns into a maintenance worker, wearing a red hat with the word M on it, a red T-shirt and blue denim overalls. She asked repeatedly, "Do you disassemble and discard the game pod?"

The typical Mario outfit made Li Weiji feel a little better, but it didn't affect his disgust with the game pod in the slightest.

"The sooner the better."

He said this very quickly but quietly, and he was very afraid of waking Li Yi.

After receiving the order, Light Blue took two steps towards the game cabin, but heard Li Weiji ask in a low voice: "The method you just said is really effective?"

"I just checked the data of the medical center and found that since the game pod was released on April 1, in just three days, there has been a sudden increase of 170,000 suspected cases of post-traumatic stress disorder around the world."

Li Weiji interjected: "So, why did [Deep Blue] approve this garbage game to be listed?"

Light Blue replied, "Because [Deep Blue] has determined that the game's built-in [Purifying Sin] dungeon is currently the most effective means of targeting PTSD. It only takes 10 minutes, but 2 hours of gaming can greatly relieve the pain of the patient. 94.5 per cent of the 170,000 suspected cases have been cured. ”

Light Blue's answer calmed Li Weiji down.

Although Li Weiji hates the feeling of being controlled by [Deep Blue] in real time, he also has to admit that [Deep Blue] has not done anything wrong at present, and the world is developing in a better direction under its control.

In other words, if [Deep Blue] thinks that [Purifying Evil] has an effect, then it must be able to heal Li Yi.

Do you want to get into that damn game?

Looking at the sleeping Li Yi, Li Weiji pondered and judged that he wanted to make the right choice, but the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was a mess that was difficult to sort out.

Messy can only be cut with a quick knife.

For Li Weiji, the fastest knife in the world is in Li Yi's hand.

For Li Yi, there is no faster knife in the world than Miao Miao's hand.

Just when Li Weiji was hesitating, Miao Miao's call request interrupted his thoughts.

Li Weiji told Light Blue to take care of Li Yi, and he ran to the inner room with better lighting.

"Hey, Xiaoji, the meal is ready, let's come up and eat together."

Listening to the unique accent of Miao Miao's southwesterners, Li Weiji said worriedly: "Sister-in-law, Lao Yi said that he wouldn't go back to eat at night."

"Addicted to gaming?"

"Hey, try something new." Li Weijiqiang smiled, "It's a little addicted." ”

"I know. Give you another half hour, I'll take Chang Chang and the food downstairs, and you guys get ready. ”

"Order."

Li Weiji hurriedly ended the call and returned to the living room, where a light blue in a pure blue dress was taking in vitro measurements for Li Yi.

"How's it going?"

Light Blue replied: "The heart rate is normal, the pulse is normal, the body temperature is 37.8, and the occasional tremor is fine."

"How long will it take for the psychiatrist to arrive?"

"At the current speed of the conveyor belt, it will arrive in about 45 minutes."

"Can I change my contract?"

"Please restate and clarify the problem."

"Can I reschedule a psychiatrist to another time?"

"Yes. Please state the date of the reappointment. ”

"Tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock."

"The contract was rescheduled."

Hearing such a mechanical dialogue from light blue, Li Weiji was a little puzzled, this robot seemed to be ineffective.

But now is not the time to worry about robots, Miao Miao still has half an hour to arrive, should you tell her about Lao Yi's illness?

Before Li Weiji could figure out the answer, Li Yi suddenly woke up from his sleep.

"Wife, where are you?"

When Li Yi saw the surrounding environment clearly, he said: ", I'm scared to death, I dreamed of basking in the moon with your sister-in-law, turning over and touching the air, and I thought your sister-in-law was gone."

Listening to Li Yi's mental state of speaking, he seemed to be completely normal.

"Lao Ji, why are you staring at me?"

Li Yi waved his hand in front of Li Weiji's eyes, Li Weiji came back to his senses and said, "Look at you handsome."

"Come less. Your appearance is 85, and I am only 78. It's not as handsome as you. ”

Li Yi's words made Li Weiji very uneasy, and he said bluntly with a little deep groaning: "Sister-in-law still has twenty-seven minutes to arrive, do you want to tell her about it?" ”

"Miao Miao is coming? How I don't know. Li Yi smiled and said, "Don't." I don't want her to worry. ”

"But if you relapse at any time, she will definitely see the clue."

"I can hold back." Li Yi said stubbornly, "It's just a virtual character in the game, I'm not afraid." ”

Looking at Li Yi's resolute eyes, Li Weiji finally opened the game cabin and said, "Come in." ”

Li Yi looked left and right, lay down in the game cabin slowly, and wondered, "What are you doing?"

The game hatch slowly closed, Li Weiji lay down beside Li Yi, and said lightly: "Heal."

"What?"

Li Yi's words were swallowed up by the stars of the universe, and the two of them appeared in the landing space again through the layers of mist.

The landing space had changed slightly, with a few weapons scattered on the originally blank ground, a few ointment formulas on the table, and two full boxes of gold coins used to press the prescription.

Li Weiji swept the table, gold coins scattered in all directions, and the crisp and pleasant sound of coins echoed in the empty landing space.

"Lao Ji, what are you doing in the game?" Li Yi let the gold coins roll around, sat cross-legged on the place, and said in a relaxed tone: "There are only twenty minutes left, nothing fun, it is important to eat, quit."

Li Weiji said with a straight face: "I know you are in pain now. Listen to me, no matter what you hear, what you see, what you think, you have to remember that you still have me, Miao Miao, and Changchang. ”

The originally normal Li Yi collapsed in an instant, and said listlessly with a depressed face: "How can you see it?"

"Li Yi, whom I know, never admits that I am more handsome than him."

Li Yi said weakly: "I'm really uncomfortable. There were 10,000 Lindeno around me. ”

"I know." Li Weiji pressed Li Yi's shoulder, "I know you're afraid of entering this game cabin, and I know you're afraid of touching things related to Lindenuo, which is also a helpless move." There are still twenty-three minutes, and we don't want Miao Miao to see you in this state. Just now, Light Blue told me that this copy will relieve your pain in just ten minutes, and it is worth trying. ”

Thinking of Miao Miao's frowning, Li Yi gritted his teeth and said, "Let's start."

Pillars of golden light descended from the sky enveloping the two of them, blurred words filled the air, solemn and sacred background music sounded, and the fog gradually tore open the cracks.

"Get purified."

After a brief opening remarks, Li Weiji found himself buried under a pile of rubble and broken wood.

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