Volume 1 The Past of Heaven Chapter 16 Little Black Cow
"Hey!! naked exam, Lord Zhang, do you also know that you don't wear clothes during the exam?" Niu boldly looked at the expressions of the people around him who were about to go crazy, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and said to the people around him. "That's right. Did you just want proof?"
As soon as these words came out, the angry crowd around them all stopped their movements for a short time, and looked at Niu Daring in minutes, wondering what evidence he could come up with.
"I remember an old man who sent me a certificate and told me to find out where I put it??? yes!! ”
"Niu Daring, what are you still pretending? Everyone knows that if you pass the Heavenly Court Immortal Law exam, you will be issued a token of the Internship Immortal Law!! and then you can go to any of the three divisions of the Heavenly Palace to choose a position!! I haven't heard of any certificate at all!!," the Evil God Chapter thief said a little angrily!!!
Everyone around him also echoed his words, and some people had even begun to urge Niu to take it out quickly!! only two people's expressions suddenly changed after hearing the two words of the certificate.
"Could it be the ??? certificate...... "One of these two immortals is Wang Caishen, who frowned just now!!! and the other is from Uncle Liu, who is very arrogant!!
"That, Zhao Di, you stretch out your clothes to help me block it!! I'm going to get something out!!," Niu Daring said with a strange expression.
"Oh. "Ma Zhaodi's robe today has two long fairy sleeves, which are hugged together, just a simple enclosure, and Niu Daring got into it in the eyes of everyone.
"Well!! you wait a minute, I'll get something, it might take a little time. ”
What kind of tricks does this cow play boldly!!!
One minute, two minutes, almost ten minutes later!!! Niu boldly went in and never came out. But a minute later, Ma Zhaodi stepped out of the fence with a flushed face!!
"I'll see what the hell you're doing!! Bao Xu, the god of mourning, couldn't hold on at first, and stretched out his hand to pull the fence around Ma Zhaodi.
Everyone couldn't help but applaud in their hearts!! it was really too abrasive for this cow to be bold, if everyone could not feel the bold breath of the cow was still there, it was estimated that the cow boldly dug a tunnel and escaped!!!
"Ah!!!!!!!h
A high-decibel voice comparable to Uncle Niu and Ma Zhaodi appeared!!! only to see that after the fence was opened, a shirtless immortal was sweating profusely !!! sweating !!! seam pants!!!
It is our cattle that are bold. Niu boldly hurriedly pulled his pants down to his chest and covered them shyly.
"Why did you come in!! get out quickly, get out quickly!!" After speaking, he stared at Ma Zhaodi, "Why did you let them in, didn't you see it, I'll sew my pants again!!"
"I didn't see him with my sleeve up. ”
Ma Zhaodi's face turned red, it turned out that Niu boldly entered the fence formed by Ma Zhaodi's sleeves, explained twice, and began to take off his pants, and then separated the position of the crotch, with a parchment roll in it. When I saw this, I felt very shy, and I hurriedly stepped out of my face, but after waiting for six or seven minutes, I didn't see the cow come out boldly, and my hands were tired. was pulled away by Bao Xu, the god of mourning.
"Niu Daring, you have taken off your pants!! what about your so-called evidence!!" Huang Toad looked angry and didn't fight, this was in front of so many people, and took off his pants in front of Ma Zhaodi!! if the two of them didn't have anything, who could believe it!!
"That, Wang Xianren, take this for you first....... right......... Do you have any new pants, get me a pair first, I sewed for a long time, and the front and back were sewn together!!"
Niu boldly and embarrassedly handed over a crumpled parchment roll, and even had a few curly short hairs on it, which looked old.
Wang Caishen: "......"
"You can take these pants first. Wang Caishen reached out and took out a robe from his immortal sleeve and handed it to Niu Daring. He carefully took out a handkerchief and held it in his hand, pinched the parchment roll and came to Xia Ji Baxue.
"Reporter Lao Xia is not the same as the name on the pair of certificates and the list of the temple examination 30,000 years ago. ”
A few minutes ago, an enthusiastic immortal passed the topic circle and faxed a list of the palace exams of the immortal law exam thirty thousand years ago.
Xia Ji Baxue looked at the crumpled parchment scroll, with a strong man's smell from a meter away, endured the nausea in his chest, and cast a spell to fix it in the air. Approaching the list, the immortal bottle behind him began to compare the palace test list with the parchment roll.
First place: North Wave Dust!! Second place: Mo Wutong. Third place: Mei Xianghao. 4th place...... Twentieth place: Solitary child.
It's not as bold as a cow!!!!
"Niu Daring, you bastard!!! you dare to tease me!!" Xia Ji's blood finally broke out. This is a naked trick, and Xia Ji Baxue also saw it, the three words "pass the certificate" were written crookedly on the certificate, and there was a line of small words on the side.
"Only this certificate proves that Xiao Heiniu has passed the Tiangong Immortal Law Exam with excellent grades and is allowed to join. "The handwriting is extremely ugly!!! even many young fairies who have just entered the fairy school are not as good.
At this time, a big fat man with a black face in the Sky Survey Division was lying lazily in front of a big screen yawning, and yesterday he tossed all night!! and now the female prisoner is getting more and more difficult.
This person is the first place in the temple test 30,000 years ago: the North Wave Dust !! Survey Division.
In the picture, it was Niu who boldly hid in the fence again and changed his pants. The picture turned, and a close-up of the dusky parchment rolled up!!
"Ah!!!!! it's it!! it's really it!!! come quickly, carry me to the side hall... Beilangchen instantly fell asleep.
The same scene is taking place in the various famous mansions of the Heavenly Palace.
Tiangong Prudential Criminal Division, in charge of internal discipline inventory. In the apse. A handsome middle-aged man with a frontier flavor!!
"Quick!! bring my Roaring Beast here!! I'm going to the side hall. ”
"Sizao, today's Earthquake Street Roaring Beast is limited!!"
"I don't care!!!! I see who dares to stop me. ”
............ This is the second place: Mo Wutong. The Prudent Punishment Division. Steady and steady leader.
Heavenly Court Arbitration Palace, the largest lounge, inside a huge ring.
"Brother Xian, your punch is too slow!!! oops, my eyes !!" A well-proportioned snow-white man was boxing, with a significant advantage, and after seeing the parchment roll of the live broadcast, he couldn't dodge and was hit in the right eye. "It's it!! It's finally appeared, thirty thousand years!!" This man's name is Mei Xianghao. The third place in the 30,000-year-old temple examination !! honorary vice president of the Court of Arbitration. Legislator Immortal.
"What happened??? a fat man sweating profusely and with a bloated body, he made a contribution with one punch, dodged from a distance, inadvertently glanced at the live TV, and sat in the ring directly. "It's it!! this is the side hall, Brother Mei, let's go !!" This is the twentieth place who passed the palace examination: the director of the Financial Crime Arbitration Department of the Orphan Son !! Arbitration Court, the youngest director-level cadre.
Gu Zisheng stretched out his hand and took out a big gold ingot, and flew towards the side hall with Mei Xianghao.
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"Niu Daring, I'm afraid that this certificate is not written by yourself, and the word !! is too ugly!!" The yellow mouse said mockingly, the yellow mouse doesn't know a few big characters, but he knows the truth that words are like his people, and if he can write such words in his heart, he will naturally not be a great immortal.
"Cow Immortal, don't make fun of me anymore. Wang Caishen said this, and glanced at the thief of the evil god chapter, meaning that it was better to take the cow away boldly as soon as possible.
"Come with me!! no matter how much you quibble, it can't be true!!" The Evil God Chapter Thief reached out and patted the robed Niu boldly on the shoulder.
"Who quibbled!! look at the back, and the paper of my exam at that time. The cow boldly tugged at some of the wide robes and was tightening his belt.
Wang Caishen also ignored the disgust, stretched out his hand and turned over the parchment scroll in the air, and saw that the back of the parchment scroll was indeed printed with a sprinkled legislative text. The handwriting has been a little blurry for a long time, and you can vaguely see the position of the opening film, or the handwriting of this crooked girl has written a 100. There is also a small bull's head next to the 100. When Wang Caishen saw this, his heart shook wildly.
"It's ...... This is a little black cow 30,000 years ago!!"
"Little black cow? Xia Jiba asked in a daze, and there were also two people who had questions, the yellow toad and the yellow mouse.
"Little black cow??" Bao Xu, the god of mourning, came to Wang Caishen's side with an unbelievable expression, and sure enough, he saw a small black cow pattern in the test paper, and Bao Xu, the god of mourning, stared at the sluggish cow with extreme disbelief in his eyes A few times, he suddenly bowed and knelt in front of Niu Daring.
"The Black Bull seniors are above, please be worshiped by the juniors. I don't know if the predecessor turned out to be a little black cow, how offensive !!!"
With the kneeling of Bao Xu, the god of mourning, the god of wealth woke up like a dream, and bowed boldly to the cow at a depth of 90 degrees.
"The junior Wang God of Wealth, I don't know that the Niu Immortal is actually the predecessor of the Black Bull, and he is also guilty of guessing and !!"
"Brother Wang!! what's wrong with you. Most of the surrounding immortals also stared at the changes in the field with surprised expressions, but at this time, more and more people among the old immortals remembered this legend.
After a while, the immortals in front of the main hall knelt down more than two dozen !!!
"Brother Zhang Xian, do you still remember what I mentioned to you, the little black bull who ranked first in the Heavenly List of the Immortal Law Examination 30,000 years ago?" Wang Caishen reminded the evil god Zhang Thief.
"How could I not remember that I single-handedly argued with the nineteen students who had passed the temple examination at that time. won the favor of the chief examiner of the Heavenly Court Legislative Yuan, the iron-necked Liu Sanzhang, but when the Jade Emperor passed down the will to summon him, he quietly left.
Heavenly Court searched hard for nearly a hundred years, and finally Liu Sanzhang directly announced that only Xiao Hei Niu was admitted to the Heavenly List of that realm, and the other nineteen and twenty-one were jointly classified into the Earth List and obtained the qualification of Immortal Law, and Xiao Hei Niu was directly exempted from the internship and retained the position of Immortal Law Chief.
This incident caused Liu Sanzhang and Tai Baixing to fall out completely, Liu Sanzhang resigned angrily, and the only request before resigning was to ask the Jade Emperor to recognize that the will of 30,000 years ago was in effect!!
This is a use of power for personal gain!! which can make Liu Sanzhang, the iron neck who has been upright all his life, directly do this kind of thing!!! which shows how talented the little black cow was at that time!!" The Evil God Zhang said here, and couldn't help but be fascinated for a while.
"But for 30,000 years, there has been no news of the little black cow in the Heavenly Palace......" When the Evil God Zhang said this, he couldn't help but be stunned, this big brother Wang said to himself at this time What is this for. "You mean...... This cow is bold and is the leader of the immortal law exam 30,000 years ago!! little black cow!!"
The rough voice of the thief of the Evil God Chapter suppressed all the sounds in the hall in an instant, and the hall that was full of people just now suddenly fell silent, and everyone was staring nervously at the parchment roll in front of Niu Daring. So much so that the air froze.