Can you touch people's butts if you are short?

Li Yi didn't understand the logic of this, he looked at Lingbao, this little man's eyes were big and hollow, and he couldn't feel the slightest human emotion.

Li Yi ran to Li Weiji, pointed at Lingbao and said, "Lao Ji, have you been deceived by this dwarf?"

Li Weiji turned his head to look at Lingbao and said, "He has no reason to lie to me." However, I would also like to know the cause of this ass touching incident. ”

Li Weiji was confident that his judgment would not be wrong, so when Lingbao slapped him on the buttocks, he immediately understood that his short height caused Lingbao to stretch out his hand as if he was plotting something wrong. This kind of logical self-consistency made Li Weiji very happy, so much so that he forgot to ask Lingbao about the cause of the incident and decided to defend him, at this time Li Yi mentioned it, Li Weiji came back to his senses, and he didn't know anything about Lingbao being accused of being a pervert.

Lingbao grabbed Li Weiji's shoulder armor and said, "Three years ago, I came to this town for the first time. At that time, I was exhausted, mentally discouraged, and described as withered and embarrassed. I saw someone running towards me, and I wanted to get some information out of their mouth. I waved her goodbye, but she bumped into her hand. Yes, it was her ass that hit my hand, but she screamed desperately, attracting a lot of onlookers. I saw that there were many people, so I found an opportunity to escape. ”

Lingbao paused, then continued, "I thought it was just a small matter, but who knew that things would turn out far beyond my expectations, because they found my mud handprints on that woman's ass. For whatever reason, the woman didn't give any explanation, and I was suddenly mistaken for a pervert. I didn't know that at the time, though, and I found out afterwards. After breaking away from the crowd, I looked for a place to stay. It took me a long time to find the cave with the skylight. The cave is very secluded, light and airy, and it is perfect for living in Asura, like my home in Rata Som. ”

Lingbao said slowly, the afterglow of the sunset was coming to an end, Li Weiji didn't dare to stop for half a step, he wanted to deal with the water monster before the welcome dinner began.

"When you have a home, you naturally need to decorate it well, so I want to get something that can be used in the town." Lingbao said very bluntly, "I don't have any money, so I can only collect some supplies by picking up rags." I might also steal if I had to. ”

When Li Yi heard this, he pursed his lips, but he didn't say much.

Lingbao continued: "I know that stealing is a shameful act, but sometimes life forces me to do nothing."

Li Weiji nodded and said, "I understand you." But I don't agree with you. ”

Lingbao hugged Li Weiji's head tightly and said, "At first, I didn't enter the town, but wandered around several garbage landfills outside the town, and at that time, I could always find useful things in the garbage heaps, especially old clothes and rags."

Lingbao smiled, "I cleaned these rags and made new clothes, you see, this dress is good now." ”

The clothes Lingbao was wearing were indeed clean, but there were bells and whistles, and there were all kinds of colors.

"This one was made half a year ago. The one I made three years ago was torn apart. Lingbao recalled, "During that time, I went out day and night, picking up a lot of dispensable things. After the transformation of my industrious hands, these rags have become beds, sofas, and bookshelves......"

Lingbao suddenly laughed: "I feel more like a skewer."

Li Weiji and Li Yi didn't understand where the laughter was, so they looked at each other awkwardly and quickened their pace.

"When the centaurs and bandits go to war, the garbage heap shrinks, and there are fewer and fewer things to pick up inside." Lingbao's tone became solemn, "Once, I really couldn't find anything useful, so I wanted to try my luck in the town. I slipped into a house in the middle of the night, and I picked up half a piece of butter next to the swill bucket, and before I could put it away, I was caught by the hostess. I tried to explain it to her, but I didn't speak human language at the time, and she yelled. I was so weak and panicked that I wanted to stop her from screaming, so I rushed forward, jumped up, and hugged her thighs......"

Lingbao shook his head and sighed, "In front of everyone, it seems that I have touched a woman's ass again. In the midst of shouting and killing, I relied on my form to move left and right, and fled back to the cave. ”

"After that, the name of the dwarf pervert spread." Lingbao was a little aggrieved, "Under the influence of a bad reputation, I have always been treated a lot unfairly. I tried to explain, but no one would believe an asura. ”

Li Weiji interjected: "Lao Yi, do you remember that I was wronged as a thief?"

Li Yi said: "Yes. At that time, the school was mixed, dozens of people lived in the same building, and the building you lived in was burglarized, but you were the only one who lost your things. ”

"That's right. During that time, everyone thought I was a thief, and I tried to defend myself to no avail. Li Weiji changed Lingbao from his left shoulder to his right shoulder, "Once, I saw a person on the same floor going out, but his door was not closed, and I especially wanted to break into his room and steal his things." I was thinking: they always wronged me as a thief, so I just became a real thief. ”

Lingbao looked at Li Weiji and said, "It's understandable that you have this kind of thought, most intelligent beings will have similar emotions."

Li Weiji nodded yes, and then said, "Fortunately, Lao Yi, you suddenly appeared and asked me to eat, so I didn't make a mistake."

"Huh? Actually, at that time, I just saw you standing there in a daze, looking sad, so I asked you to eat together. ”

"That's fate. It was from that day on that we became friends. Li Weiji said with emotion, "Lingbao, what about you, after being wronged, did someone inadvertently do something that brought you unexpected gains?" ”

Lingbao smiled: "No."

Li Weiji was a little surprised, according to the usual plot, shouldn't it be time to bring out Isora at this time?

"Nope." Lingbao repeated, "I know you must have thought it was Ishara who saved me, but that didn't happen to me. Due to the first two misunderstandings, it was even more difficult for me to move around the town. Until ......"

Li Weiji asked eagerly, "Until what?" He was interested in such unexpected stories.

"Until the centaurs raided the Camp of Resolve. To the east of the town is an area called Heartwood Forest, where most of the firewood that the people of the town of Mudre rely on for their livelihood is produced. In order to protect the high-quality wood resources, the Seraphs built a camp there. The raid caught the Seraphs guarding the camp by surprise, and they were torn apart by a shock that they could signal for help. I was digging wild vegetables nearby and witnessed the whole process. ”

"One of the Seraphs fled to my place in a hurry, a bit like a frightened bird, and drew his sword to confront me. He and I looked at each other for a long time, and the unique sound of the centaur's hooves sounded, and both he and I were startled. ”

"Out of some inexplicable emotion, I wanted to save this poor soldier. But I couldn't talk to him, so I had to hug his thigh while he was distracted. Thinking I was going to attack, he raised his sword. I gestured desperately, pointing to the top of the cliff. Ta seemed to understand, and trotted in the direction I was pointing. Under my leadership, take advantage of the terrain and escape. ”

Lingbao said to Li Weiji: "The steel sword in your hand is a gift from Ta to me. Because I saved the Seraph, the people in the town have a different opinion of me, and they even allow me to go into the town and buy and sell things freely. ”

"It would have been a good thing. I didn't expect that blessings and misfortunes depend on each other, because of my height, after long-term contact, even if I am very careful, I will still collide with various people from time to time. Men are fine, but women are embarrassed. The women in the town have a lot of criticism about me, and I don't know for what purpose, but a few women who usually like to gossip and join in the fun suddenly set up the so-called Lingbao Must Die Guild. ”

"This guild sounds like it was formed against me, but in fact it is just a reason for these women to gather and have fun, and it is more like a sister's paradise." Lingbao said calmly, "As more and more women join this guild, the women are a little, how to say, it seems that they have the idea of justifying the guild's name. My bad luck began, and on the surface, they deliberately rubbed against my hand as usual, and then took the opportunity to attack. At the time, I didn't see through their plans. ”

"In this way, I was listed as persona non grata, and I could never set foot in the town of Quagmire." Lingbao took a deep breath, "It's not fair. ”

Lingbao added: "I am desperately trying to learn the human language, and I want to explain it to the people of the town. However, little was gained. The guild people intensified, and they began to make things out of nothing, one moment this one said that I touched her by the river, the other said that I touched her in the forest, and more and more rumors were against me. ”

Li Yi sighed: "This is their mistake, how can they frame people."

"yes. How can you frame people? Lingbao seemed to be about to cry, "They're really excessive. In order to resist, I decided to take revenge on all the women of this guild. ”

Lingbao's crying voice gradually became cold: "My plan is perfect. The twenty-odd women in that guild have all tasted the bitter fruit, the kind that I leave a mark on their butts and will disappear in a month. This behavior is not rational, on the contrary, it exacerbates contradictions. ”

Li Weiji stopped suddenly, and Lindell's windmill was in front of him.

"I shouldn't have retaliated against ...... in the first place"

Before Lingbao's words were finished, Li Weiji waved his hand and said, "Wait a minute."

After a while, Li Weiji continued to walk forward, silent.

Lingbao asked, "What's wrong?"

Li Weiji replied: "It's okay, I originally wanted to leave a message for Miss Lin, but I thought about it or forget it." You go on. ”

"I shouldn't have retaliated in the first place, if I could have talked to them properly, maybe this matter would have been resolved earlier, and I wouldn't have provoked Cali because of it."

Li Yi accosted: "Cali's temper is relatively hot, but I feel that she is a good girl, how could you provoke her."

Lingbao said, "She came to the town of the mud out of the blue. Her golden body makes people look sideways, and I naturally can't help but take a few more looks. Of course, I wasn't looking at her money, but at the gems on her cane. I've never seen a lot of magical stones in Latasom. At the time, I was planning my laboratory, and the most important thing was the energy supply, and the gems in Cali's hands were an excellent source of energy. ”

Li Yi asked rhetorically: "And then you want to get other people's gems?"

Lingbao shook his head: "No, no, no, I just want to exchange with her." I went to talk to her and asked her to go to the cave behind the Falling Rock Falls. I offered to exchange a solar flashlight for her with my latest invention, but she refused. ”

"When she refused, I ......"

Li Yi suddenly burst out laughing, and Li Weiji looked up at him sideways and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

Li Yi was still laughing, and said intermittently: "Didn't you listen to him, he said that he invented the solar flashlight." This flashlight is not absolutely not lit without light. ”

Li Weiji laughed a few times and said, "Don't laugh. Let him finish. ”

Li Yi finally suppressed his laughter, only to hear Lingbao say: "I thought she would be interested in this novel toy, but she behaved calmly, and after rejecting me, a ball of light burst out from her cane, and rumbling thunder echoed in the cave."

"There's something magical about human magic, and I was so scared that I hit her and overwhelmed her. I realized I had made a big mistake and quickly got up and helped her up. ”

"I was wrong, I was really wrong. I shouldn't have left Lata Som in the first place......"

Lingbao read this line again, but Li Weiji interrupted: "Let's talk about the point." You pick her up, and then what?. ”

"Picking her up, I instinctively wanted to clean her up, so I patted her ass."

Li Yi burst into laughter.

"You can imagine it." Lingbao touched Guangguang's head, "She burned my head on the spot." Later, because of her super combat power, she became the guild leader, and this matter was even more inexplicable. ”

The last rays of sunlight vanished, the moon was obscured by clouds, and the heavens and the earth suddenly darkened. The breeze carries the scent of corn, the leaves rustle, and the lake in the distance is lit up.

"Time is running out." Li Weiji looked into the distance, "Your story will pause for a moment, and when you tell it more mellowly, I may be interested in listening to it again." ”

This sentence made Li Yi feel surprised, and his mind was a little confused.

Lingbao smiled and said, "Yo, do you hear that?"

Li Yi had a question mark on his face, and he asked, "Lao Ji, what are you talking about?"

Li Weiji shook his head and said, "There is something wrong with the story he told. But I still don't understand what the problem is, because he is a very good storyteller. First of all, he used a coincidental collision to lead the story, and then recounted his feelings for his hometown, with his hometown as a point of empathy, it is easier for us to substitute into the story. ”

Li Yi recalled that when Lingbao said that the cave was like Rata Som's home, he was indeed a little touched.

Li Weiji added: "With emotional resonance, we will be much less suspicious of the story, and then he will suddenly reveal the idea of stealing things in order to make us think that he is honest." Does the fact that he can honestly speak out about the idea of stealing something means that he is being honest about telling the story? ”

Li Yi nodded.

Lingbao smiled.

Li Weiji continued: "With the above foundation, we believe more and more in the truth of the story. He then began to tell about the discovery of the house, deliberately emphasizing the context of the war. He didn't talk about the grand war scenes, nor how many people died, but he reflected the cruelty of war from the insignificant detail of the shrinking garbage heap, and I was a little sad at the time. ”

Li Yi said: "I didn't think about it at the time, but I didn't feel nervous for any reason."

Li Weiji sighed: "Yes, this is another emotional resonance. Then he said that he was misunderstood, and no one believed him when he tried to explain everything, so I thought of myself. My association is a clear signal to you, isn't it? ”

Lingbao smiled confidently: "That's right. The fact that you have associations shows that you are fully engaged in the story I am telling. While the iron is hot, I said that I once saved a Seraphic Angel from the centaur, and this thing is true, and the real event is in front of you, and you should believe this story even more. Then, I said that I had taken revenge on the woman of the guild, which made sense logically or emotionally. Later, when I encountered Cali, I even used a joke to make the story interesting, and from a narrative point of view, there should be no flaws. Judging from your performance along the way, at the Windmill Mill, when I talked about revenge on those women, you were already suspicious, didn't you? ”

"Yes." Li Weiji let out a sigh, "When I heard that you took revenge on those women, I suddenly had a strange feeling in my heart, I can't say why, but I just feel that your purpose in telling the story is not simple." I thought about it, but I couldn't figure out what the loopholes were. ”

Lingbao calmly asked, "So, you're just lying to me?"

Li Weiji nodded and said, "That's right." I couldn't figure out the key, so I had to lie to you. Originally, I wanted you to expose the loopholes yourself, but judging by your confident performance, you don't seem to care that I see through this scam. ”

After a slight pause, Li Weiji said in a solemn tone: "Usually, you can still be so calm and calm when the scam is discovered, there is only one possibility, you still have a bigger situation waiting for us."

This time, Li Weiji did not use the word deception.

Lingbao stretched his waist and smiled crookedly at the corner of his mouth: "Okay." For that alone, I feel lucky for Isa, and for the people of Mudre. ”

Li Weiji stopped, and Yini's house was in front of him, and the fire was swaying.

"I can now guess why you're telling this story."

"Why?"

"Test me to see if I have the ability to join forces with you."

Lingbao licked his teeth and said, "Your performance is decent."

Li Weiji had basically concluded that Lingbao had no malicious intentions, so he simply asked bluntly: "If I can break through the loopholes in your story, are you willing to share your thoughts with us sincerely and frankly?"

Lingbao said: "It depends on your performance."

"Good. A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase. Li Weiji's hanging heart was put down, "This matter will be put aside for the time being, and we will deal with the problem of water monsters first." ”

Li Yi is very disgusted by this kind of mindless dialogue, he hates these people with too many brain circuits, always hiding half and revealing half and pretending to be profound, which makes people very unhappy.

Li Weiji looked up at the sky and said, "It's just dark now, press the ...... It's dark, it should be around 6 o'clock. The Welcome Dinner officially began at 8 o'clock. We have about 90 minutes left. I don't know why, but I always feel like there's going to be a lot going on tonight. ”

It is not surprising that Li Weiji has this hunch, the game has entered this step, most of which is about to usher in the climax, and it is no wonder if nothing happens.

"Of the three of us, you have the most say in the water monster." Li Weiji turned his head to look at Lingbao, "I'll give you three minutes to tell the truth." Be sure to tell the truth. I need intelligence. Three minutes later, I'm going to go to Inni anyway, and a lot of things are out of my control. ”

Li Weiji's tone was very serious, but Lingbao couldn't understand it, why couldn't things be controlled?

Li Yi patted Lingbao's head and said, "I hope you cooperate with us." He naturally knew what Li Weiji meant when he said that he couldn't control it, once the plot was triggered in the game, many contents would inevitably be unexpected.

Lingbao pondered for a moment and said, "I only know three things about the water monster, first, it's a barracuda. Second, it is exposed to the radiation of that kind of stone. Third, I injected chloroplasts into its genes. ”

Li Weiji asked, "Can you tell us more about it?" I would like to know what are its advantages and what are its disadvantages. ”

"There are so many advantages, it has particularly dense teeth and thicker scales. And according to my previous research, it is about ...... size," Lingbao pointed at Li Yi and said, "It's about five of you's size." But its power may be more than ten times or even dozens of times yours. ”

Li Weiji shook his head secretly, the data that Lingbao said was far beyond his understanding. If you want to deal with such a strange fish, you obviously can't use brute force.

With a hint of luck, Li Weiji asked, "Listening to you say that, it's almost perfect." But I don't believe that there is a perfect creation in this world, and just like the story you tell, there will always be flaws, right? ”

"Faults, shortcomings, shortcomings......" Lingbao muttered, the moon emerging from the clouds, his bare head like a large cannon with insufficient power.

Lingbao shook his head and nodded: "In the past few days, I have observed it, and from its various performances, it seems that it has no shortcomings in terms of combat effectiveness except for not listening to me. Theoretically, though, it has drawbacks. Because I have chloroplasts in my genes, it should have a plant side as well. ”

Li Weiji and Li Yi shook their heads at the same time, they couldn't understand.

Lingbao continued, "In plain language, it may need enough light energy to be combative. ”

"No wonder Vico says it likes things that glow." Li Weiji breathed a sigh of relief, "In this way, it still has weaknesses. According to your assumption, it's dark now, and we have a chance to defeat it. ”

"Perhaps." Lingbao was noncommittal, "However, even if we can defeat it, but how are we going to lure it out, it is hidden in the lake, and we can't fight in the water for a long time." ”

Li Weiji set his eyes on the small fishing house, and the information gathered from various places during the day seemed particularly indicative at this moment. Now the only person who has a way to lure the strange fish out is sitting in the small fishing house for dinner, "enjoying" her husband's cold eyes.

Tidying up their clothes and tightening their belts, Li Weiji and Li Yi each set up their helmets for each other.

Li Weiji stared at Li Yi, raised his right middle finger to the sky and the moon, and said loudly: "Hero." Once gone, the wind is also urgent, the rain is also urgent, and the urgency of the wind and rain will not extinguish our ambition. ”

Li Yi stared at Li Weiji, raised his right middle finger to the sky and the moon, and said loudly: "Strong man." This time, the mountains are also dangerous, the water is also dangerous, and the danger of mountains and rivers is not as brave as ours. ”

Lingbao really couldn't look at it, raised his middle fingers in both hands, and shouted at them: "Hero, see you again." ”

The two ignored Lingbao's taunt, crossed their middle fingers into an X shape with solemn expressions, and shouted, "Fxxk." ”

The two couldn't help laughing, and walked towards the small fishing house with their shoulders on their backs.

Li Weiji said: "I haven't done this for a long time. ”

Li Yi echoed: "Yes." This ritual looks really silly now. ”

"It's stupid, but it's memorable."

"That's right. The group of royal dogs who chased and killed you in the first place must be fresh in your memory. ”

"Hey, it's been so long. At that time, we were killed and everything was blown up, and we were forced to delete the number and go offline. But after all, the young man was hot-blooded, and he was not convinced, so he quietly went online to build a new account, honestly upgraded his fighting equipment, practiced killing techniques, formulated a targeted revenge plan, and blew up the people who killed us one by one. This set of rituals was created at that time. Now that I think about it, it's so young, it's really impulsive, it's really boiling. ”

"Game of life, game of life. There are highs and lows. Ups and downs, the years are unforgiving. I'm only twenty-seven, and I'm much calmer when I play games. If there is an afterlife, I hope we will rotate it. You come to be the boss, and I will enjoy your care. ”

"Order, ......"

The shadows of the two were narrowed by the light of the fire in the small fishing house.