This teacher seems to be nostalgic about his early work experience, and no matter what theory is introduced, he can come up with it to laugh at himself, which makes the classroom laugh.

"I tell you, don't believe the nonsense of the Nasdaq ringing the bell, otherwise you will only ring the death knell in the end."

"You haven't experienced the kind of dream that you were still dreaming of a promotion and salary increase yesterday, and the next day you went to the company and found that someone was empty."

"The boss of my era said that young people nowadays can't endure hardship, but as a result, they don't have other skills, and they are handy at deducting salaries."

"What is the concept of a quarterly turnover rate of 230%? 100% of the talents were changed from beginning to end, the HR who interviewed me resigned the next day, the manpower who gave me the task changed its appearance in three days, and the last one who helped me go through the resignation procedures was an intern? ”

"Don't show too idle on weekdays, if you are seen by your boss, you will definitely lose a bunch of chores, and sometimes it is a last resort to reduce efficiency appropriately."

"Gee, so much digression, where did we just go? Do any classmates remember? ”

There was no answer at the scene, probably because the train had been derailed for too long and could not be found in the right way.

"Okay, in that case, it's okay to follow fate." The teacher flipped back a few pages randomly, pointed to one of them and said, "Let's talk about the theory of the six learnings, what are the six learnings?" Has anyone understood? ”

"Is that the 666?" A classmate replied.

Chen Bo pinched his fingers and calculated, more than 60 years have passed since Mr. Zhang's 86 version of Journey to the West, almost three generations behind, and it is normal not to remember.

I think that when I was a child, I would not have an impression of the model workers in the 50s, it is too long ago to be unfamiliar.

"No, no, no." The teacher waved his hand and corrected, "Please remember that the essence of studying the Six Learnings is a repeater, and everyone here has the potential to become the Six Scholars. ”

"Please remember that the essence of studying the Six Learnings is a repeater, and all of you here have the potential to become Six Scholars."

Some students in the audience immediately imitated the recitation as it was.

"Good, that's how it feels." The teacher nodded in satisfaction.

"Good, that's how it feels."

The number of imitators gradually increased.

"Stop, stop reading."

Out of order in class, the teacher hurriedly stopped this repeater behavior.

"Stop, stop reading."

But the students had no intention of stopping.

The teacher reluctantly announced: "If you repeat again, you will be deducted 30 points." ”

The classroom was finally quiet.

Teacher Ai continued: "The essence of human beings is a repeater, and Mr. Zhang, the founder of Liuxue, has carried forward the cause of human repetition and has repeatedly repeated in public. ”

"Liuxue is an interdisciplinary discipline, covering fields including linguistics, philosophy, social psychology, communication, animal behavior, etc., with a broad space for development, and you can study it if you have nothing to do."

"The expression of the six studies is to excerpt and display Mr. Zhang's repeated words in a concentrated manner, so that beginners can feel the charm of the six studies in the form of words, pictures or videos, so as to produce a shocking effect."

Chen Bo saw a few classic rereading quotations, and when Mr. Zhang was interviewed by various David TVs, without exception, he would learn the posture of the Supreme Treasure carrying the golden hoop stick in Xingye's "Journey to the West", repeating "Master, let's go" in his mouth.

There is also the fact that Mr. Zhang often complains when facing students: "In some individual film and television works, the shemales are reversed, right and wrong are not distinguished, Sun Wukong and the white bone spirit are in love, Sun Wukong calls the white bone essence Jingjing, and the white bone essence tube Sun Wukong is called Kongkong." ”

Finally, there is the very domineering sentence "The main creators, screenwriters and directors of this drama need to apologize to the people of the whole country".

"Is he a comedian? Is the psychological quality so good? ”

"I don't know, it's a bit silly to look at."

"He is the protagonist of Journey to the West."

"Isn't the protagonist of Journey to the West a monkey?"

"yes, the one who plays the monkey."

"Oh, I don't know."

Chen Bo was bored with these videos, he laughed a lot at the beginning of the fire, but he couldn't laugh anymore, and it was more interesting to listen to others talk about the image of Teacher Zhang.

The two flowering of style and style are the favorite words on the lips of the six scholars, and the Sino-US co-production derived from this is even more versatile, which can basically be seamlessly connected to any news hotspot and forcibly occupy the hot comment area.

Teacher Ai grinned and said, "Call you a curse word - zero-sugar cereal, people who have not taken my class must not know what it means." ”

"Zero-sugar cereal is sugar-free cereal?"

"Shouldn't that be called sugar-free cereal?"

"Stupid, remember, it's to describe that you don't have ink in your stomach."

"Big guy speaks, hurry up and take notes."

Since the teacher did not explain the specific meaning of zero-sugar cereal, many people did not know what the word actually meant, only that it was an elegant curse code.

"In fact, in the study of the six studies, scholars not only simply repeat and disseminate, but also include an adaptation."

"From a linguistic point of view, the individual components of the language system are finite, but people can create infinite sentences based on limited words and specific grammatical structures, and the blossoming of stylistic styles is the product of its practice."

"This initiative of rewriting and reinnovating the research materials of the Six Studies has given the Six Studies unparalleled vitality, and we will give a simple example."

[It is terrible for a nation to have no culture of its own, it is sad not to promote it with culture, and it is shameful to trample on it with excellent culture - Teacher Zhang who plays the Monkey King]

[It's terrible for an artist to have no endorsement of his own, it's sad that you don't play with endorsement, it's shameful for you to play but not charge the money - Teacher Zhang, who endorses the return of the Great Sage]

"You see, the Six Sects don't worship anything, because even the founder of their own school can mercilessly ridicule them, who can do that? The six studies are based on focusing on the facts themselves, and always remain critical and revolutionary. ”

"It's not nonsense, it's not nonsense, it's not a random compilation, only by practicing seventy-two changes can you laugh at eighty-one difficulties, this is the most reasonable proverb of the six schools."

"Teacher, how do you get started with self-study?"

Teacher Ai said: "Start by being a repeater, a repeater without feelings. ”

"Oh." The student who asked the question seemed to understand but did not understand.

"I'm addicted to nonsense, this teacher is too deep in the play." Chen Bo shrugged, just after class, he slipped out the back door alone.

Seeing the Thomas Train Parade Exhibition on the school road, Chen Bofang remembered that today was the opening ceremony of the Brand Festival.

I don't know if the matter of the student union last time was properly handled or there were some trivial things left, but now that Wang Xu is in the hospital, he didn't tell himself anything, Chen Bo had no clue and was too lazy to meddle in things.

"It's good to walk around a few laps and have a good time."

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