Chapter 904: Owl Cemetery
"Knell, things ......"
Just as Su Ming was silently calculating and Cindy was negotiating the price with Thomas, Green Arrow appeared quietly beside him.
"There's no time to explain, get in the car."
Su Ming grabbed his hand, threw out a portal with the other hand, and the two jumped in directly.
Green Arrow was completely confused, and in terms of strength, he was no match for Su Ming, and was carried into the portal like a little chicken.
"Huh? Wait, who was that? Where is this? ”
After passing through the portal, the green arrow that was spit out by the cavity staggered, the teleportation of the upside-down person was really dizzying, he was just an ordinary person, not a superhuman like Wonder Woman and Arthur.
There was a strange smell in the air around them, and it was so dark that you couldn't see your fingers.
"Upside down, illumination."
Su Ming pointed to the top of his head, and immediately a ball of light emerged from a small magic circle, floating in mid-air like a jellyfish, illuminating the surrounding scene.
Oliver rubbed his eyes as well, the sudden change in light took him a little to get used to, but he finally saw what was going on around him.
It was a vast underground hall with the smell of decay and decay permeating his nose, and in the middle of the hall stood a large white marble statue, which, despite the cobwebs and some insect carcasses, could be seen clearly as an upright owl.
As if standing on a tree branch, the statue's two large eyes are wide open, as if watching everything.
Around the two of them were many stone squares that were more than two meters long and eighty centimeters wide and high lying flat on the ground.
"Wait, this is the catacombs?"
Oliver only recognized the coffins when he saw them, and they looked very luxurious, with owls with wings carved on them, and each coffin seemed to be embraced by wings.
"The Owl Crypt, my friend, is the final home of the Owl Court in Gotham for hundreds of years." Su Ming casually opened a coffin and looked at the skeletons inside, these people didn't even have names, only a golden owl mask: "Amber gold can only delay aging and make people happy, but in Gotham, the way for humans to die is often not to die of old age." ”
Green Arrow rubbed his face: "I came back to talk to you about dimensional matters, not to help you deal with Crazy Laughter." ”
Su Ming didn't show his face, but the whole person took a step back and showed a surprised movement: "What? You spend money to follow the action, isn't it a wage earner like me who decides the itinerary? Isn't it good for your big boss to eat melon seeds in the back row? ”
Oliver was also speechless, why did the death knell suddenly talk about consumer rights? I haven't seen you talk about it along the way!
"Don't talk about that, Batman, he found a trick-or-treat......."
Oliver was about to tell him what had happened in the Hall of Justice, but Knell didn't give him a chance to continue, only to hear a deep voice continue:
"I've been wondering why Laugh wants to bring Happy Dad and the Mayor of Gotham to the Overworld, and why can't he kill them somewhere else? And the new Dark Knights he brought were almost broken by us one by one, a mistake he had obviously made last time, and there was something very wrong with it. ”
Su Ming directly talked about the anomaly of the wild laughter, and it seemed that he didn't care about the things in the Hall of Justice at all.
As he spoke, he walked up to the owl statue and tapped it, as if he were picking a watermelon, and floated up to the statue to peek into the eagle's beak, as if to see if there were any rats in the nest.
Oliver listened to him as if he were saying to himself, 'It's like the cemetery of Paris.'"
Consumer Green Arrow sighed: "Okay, if you don't think there's any mess in the Hall of Justice, then we can pay attention to this side first......."
Deathstroke nodded, and could see the red eyes fluttering up and down like ghostly fire.
"Batman has brought in a troublemaker, apparently repairing the Hall of Justice and planning the dimensions, right? It's funny, the tricksters can bypass my Earth Defense Circle, this information needs to be written down......."
Stumble!
The green arrow almost didn't draw it for a while, he decided to get it done first, laughing wildly, why did Knell suddenly talk about Zhenglian again?
And it's like he saw it, should he be so accurate?
But that's second, Green Arrow just feels that it's so difficult to be a consumer, and Knell's mind jumps around and doesn't know what he wants to say.
"What the hell are you going to make a fuss? Is there an accurate word? Oliver already had a look of lovelessness.
Su Ming landed slowly, the mask faded from his face, he took out a pineapple from his bag, and then actually began to peel it with his giant sword.
"Eat some fruit for breakfast, it's good for the body, wait for me to get a skeleton to fill the salt water, otherwise even if this is a super serum pineapple, the taste is still a little astringent."
“.......”
What the hell is the name, where does the pineapple get the blood?! Does it really work to give pineapple a serum?! Could it be that these pineapples are super soldiers among pineapples?!
Oliver finally awakened, his spit soul spewing a long list of grooves inside him.
Su Ming was completely speechless when he saw Green Arrow, standing in the dark like a log, but his eyes showed the intense activity in his heart, and he smiled.
"Okay, I said it, you are the consumer boss, just follow me, can I still harm you?" He halved the pineapple, and didn't really soak the skeleton in the water, but let the water float in front of him out of thin air, sprinkled a little salt, and threw the pineapple into it.
Magic can do more than just kill people, it is also very convenient to use in life.
“...... But I fear they are in danger. Oliver sighed and watched as the yellow pineapple spun automatically in the water balloon.
"Are you worried about Batman? If you have this spare time, you might as well think about what to eat at noon. Su Ming laughed, wiped the sword body with the back of his hand, and directly split the owl statue in half with a sword.
With a roar and a large amount of dust, he drove away the dust in front of him as he walked to the base of the statue, brushed away the rubble and dust with the soles of his shoes, and bent down to take a closer look.
"The tricksters told them to go to the sixth dimension to find a way to save the universe, Superman passed first, but he came back like a living person in ten seconds, and he changed into a uniform......" Oliver watched the movements of the death knell, he crossed his arms and just said his information.
"What kind of uniform? Black? White? Metallic? Su Ming turned his head and asked, as if he was interested.
"A white uniform, a white cloak or something." Green Arrow didn't know what Deathstroke was asking for, but he answered the question simply: "And he's much older, his hair is gray, and he wears a golden headband, which looks like a product of Senagon." ”
Su Ming stopped what he was doing, stuck the big sword on the ground beside him, and touched the chin of the mask: "Hmm, interesting, so what color is the S letter on his chest?" Red? ”
Oliver was sure that his memory could not be wrong: "The golden, very exaggerated big S symbol spreads from his chest to his shoulders. ”
"Doesn't it look like the Lord of Justice is out again, and there's another madman Superman?" Su Ming let out a smack, and his tone couldn't tell whether he was laughing or sighing.
Oliver frowned, "So, that Superman is a fake?" ”
Su Ming nodded, but not as nervous as he appeared: "Oliver, how many years have you been in the Justice League?" ”
"Me? It was about 2011, eight years ago. Oliver is not a brainless man, and Knell's composure and calmness have calmed him down quickly.
"It's not the earliest, it's not the latest." Su Ming said noncommittally, took out the pineapple strips from the salt water in the air and shook them, lowering his mask.
"It's true that they are not as early as Diana, but they are earlier than Jon and Hawkman." Green Arrow recalled, and said what was going on.
Su Ming controlled the water balloon and floated towards Oliver, motioning for him to take the pineapple to eat, and at the same time chewing the pineapple himself and said, "Then you and Superman have been companions for so many years, do you know what Superman's biggest characteristic is?" ”
Oliver sat down on the coffin beside him, accepted the kindness of a piece of pineapple, he lowered his head and thought about it, and said:
"It's his sense of justice and morality, and his kindness like a child......"
"Wrong! Superman's biggest feature is that he likes to wear underwear outside! Su Ming directly shook his fingers and vetoed Oliver's next words: "Not all Supermen worn over bottoms are real, but there are no Supermen who wear them like this, either fakes or from parallel worlds." ”
"This ......" Oliver thought about it carefully, and I strangled it, as if it really was like this: "It's true that the Speedmaster doesn't have red bottoms, and neither does the Bizarro made by Luthor, and the one I saw in a white uniform before didn't ......"
Although this is not comprehensive, because N52's Superman does not wear underwear, but after Manhattan intervened in the Overworld, Earth's Superman 0 Superman's red bottoms returned.
And there is no need to say this.
Su Ming stretched out his hands and showed a relaxed expression: "Wearing underwear outside will increase combat effectiveness?" No, it's not Batman's belt, and there's no winning formula to be pulled out of it. So the answer is very simple, wearing underwear over is Superman's personal hobby! ”
“.......”
Green Arrow felt that although the death knell was ugly, it was so reasonable that it could not be refuted. Superman used to attract someone's attention with a smile that made it impossible to notice that he was wearing his bottoms outside, so dark?
"Obviously, you've been deceived by an impostor, and to be honest, looking for a troublemaker? It's really a little crazy, doesn't his nickname say anything about who he is? ”
The clown virus in Batman's body seems to have a lot of impact, although he is open-minded, but it is enough to mess around.
If he wants to study dimensionality, he should look to the Bat Element.
The bat spirit, also known as the bat mite, is also one of the two most powerful five-dimensional little demons, and that guy is a big fan of Batman, and usually dresses up as Batman.
Even when he went to hang out with Marvel, he dressed as Batman. It is conceivable that as long as conditions permit, he will definitely respond to Batman's requests.
This is not new, and Batman should have the same intel as Deathstroke.
But his choice of the more 'fun' Trickster over the Avid Bat Spirit is enough to show that he wants things to go his way and that the process will be fun.
And the pursuit of fun is not something that a normal Batman would do......