Chapter 462: The Noisy End of This Noisy Day
At this time, F-233 on the table looked at Fang Ran, who was leaning on the cabinet as if he had been raped, his eyes were blank and he didn't pay attention to himself, flicked his cat's tail and fluttered his ears twice, and screamed after being surprised to find the cake next to him,
"La Meow Meow (Β°βΒ°*)" βͺ
The oval, soft pitch-black body flicked to the side, and he had already jumped in front of the chocolate chiffon cake made by Gou Yu, and glanced at his tail.
"Lameow (β§Οβ¦*)" βͺ
I screamed happily, ready to roll up a piece and start eating....
"The bastard thread ball that I knocked on the inside dared to appear in front of labor and management, looking for stew! (Οβ¬Πβ¬)ΟοΌοΌ β
"! You bastard meowball, that's baby's cake! (Οβ¬Π΄β¬)ΟοΌοΌ β
But at this time, the two guys over there finally reacted, let out a roar in unison, and grabbed F-233 viciously!
And then the chickens fly and the dogs jump ...
Half an hour later....
"Haha.... Hahaha.... Call.... Whew.... Ha... You.... Bastard Meow Ball...."
"Huhuhu..... I'll go.... Damn it.... Sooner or later, one day.... Labor stewed you ....."
Gou Yu watched that he hadn't even touched a hair for a long time, and could only watch the other party finish the cake, and finally collapsed helplessly on the carpet, panting Fang Ran and Meng Lang, and...
"La~Meow~Hiccup..."
Although the pitch-black oval body looked completely unchanged, the F-233, which seemed to have eaten enough, was slumped on the small table, and it was very cute to burp.
Since it didn't have a bra on its ears this time, Gou Yu could roughly see...
Well... This should be full in the belly...?
"Alas... Anyway, that's it for today, Captain, I'm going to make dinner now, and please don't make any more trouble with the three of you, please..."
Looking at the mess in front of him after the chickens and dogs jumped, Gou Yu stood up from the small table with a helpless sigh and said to the two of them.
It's been enough of the fuss today.
Lamenting that this should be the most noisy day he has experienced since returning from London, after Gou Yu walked into the kitchen, Fang Ran barely supported his body and replied:
"Oh... I... I see..."
Then his hand accidentally lifted the quilt, revealing a box of things he had hidden underneath.
"Lala Meow (Β°βΒ°*)?"
"Hold the grass! This box is mine, haven't you already eaten all the cakes! β
Seeing that his 'private goods' were discovered by F-233, Fang Ran suddenly hugged the chocolate box nervously and looked natural and cute on the table, but in his eyes, it was no less than the F-233 of the flood beast.
No way!
In this case, you can only strike first!
Looking at this 'bastard' that can't be caught no matter how much you can't catch it, and can easily eat all your cakes when you're hiding from you, Fang Ran looked at the chocolate box with Godiva written on it in his arms, and directly gritted his teeth and opened the package.
Then glaring at F-233, he shoved chocolate into his mouth with both hands like a squirrel.
"How... You can't help it..."
He said vaguely to the meow ball on the small table in the square, but suddenly he felt a cool liquid appear when he chewed, and then the spicy and mellow taste spread....
"Method.... Law...."
Wait a minute, isn't it.... I obviously want to ask about Senpai.....
"Ahh Meow (Β°βΒ°)? β
F-233 looked at Fang Ran with a natural and cute face, and suddenly stopped his action of stuffing chocolate into his mouth, and then his eyes began to blur...
Bang Dang!
Slammed his face on the small table.
"Captain! Brother Meng! What's wrong with it? β
Hearing the noise, Gou Yu's tone of shouting in the kitchen revealed helplessness.
"Huh... What... Uh...."
Meng Lang, who was dazed and paralyzed and didn't want to move, rolled his eyes and sat up, and then saw...
Fang Ran had already fallen on the table 'dead', and there was a crime scene with a small half box of chocolates left next to him.
Forehead... yes, I want to know what's going on here, too?
Meng Lang also blinked and looked at the scene in front of him with a confused expression, the 'thread ball' on the table was curiously poking Fang Ran on the table with his tail, and sent out.
"La Meow~La Meow~La Meow~"
I tried so hard to wake him up.
"What the hell is going on, Captain, it's enough for today.... Uh..."
Gou Yu, who came out of the kitchen with an apron, was helplessly thinking about saying to Fang Ran, and then saw the scene where Fang Ran had fallen on the small table.
"It's not my pot, I don't know what's going on, but when I looked up, I saw that my brother had already collapsed."
Seeing Gou Yu coming out of the kitchen, Meng Lang quickly cleared up the relationship and said, and then listened to Gou Yu's face change slightly, and his voice was slightly complicated, pointing to the only little chocolate left on the table and asking tremblingly:
"Those.... Those all ate the captain...? β
"Well, yes, what's the problem?"
Meng Lang asked naturally with an inexplicable expression, and then saw Gou Yu's desperate forehead, and explained with a smile:
"That's it.... Sister Ming Ling shoehorned the wine chocolate for me...."
/ I'm most afraid of my friend's sudden concern~ (Smack - wait, don't sing, don't slap your face... οΌ
"I was still wondering where it was put on the table, but it was hidden by the captain...."
Meng Lang silently glanced at Gou Yu who said this, and after conveying the eyes of 'Brother Meng, that seems to be a liquor with a high degree in it, and this amount....' and 'Calm, Xiaoor, we don't have no microphone or four-wheeled vehicle',
The two of them were both with black lines on their foreheads, and the corners of their mouths twitched as they looked at Fang Ran with their heads on the table,
I still have a very bad premonition.
Then they saw Fang Ran slapping his face on the small table,
Bang Dang!
His hands pressed the table, and then he sat up slowly, staggeringly and blushing in a daze.
And then...
"Hiccup! (*Ξ¦βΞ¦*)οΌοΌοΌοΌ β
Super was refreshed and rejuvenated, and Max burped!
Immediately after that, he saw F-233 on the table in front of him at a glance, beeped a little, and then blushed his cheeks with a serious face, stretched out his hands and picked it up, and looked at it with a solemn face in front of his face...
Stare at.............
"La Meow (Β°βΒ°)?"
Looking at Fang Ran in front of him, the F-233 that was picked up still screamed innocently.
"Ahhh Oh my! Cute to death! How can there be such a cute creature with a hiccups!!! β
γΎ(*β§ββ¦))Β°βΒ°)rub !!!!!
The serious and solemn expression tensed for a second, and instantly disintegrated, and directly hugged the F-233 to the side of the face and rubbed it vigorously, feeling soft and the same feeling as the one on the night pearl!
Captain, you weren't like that...
It's over, my brother is completely abnormal?
Meng Lang and Gou Yu, who had twitched the corners of their mouths and a wry smile on their faces, looked at Fang Ran, who was holding F-233 with a happy face and had begun to roll on the ground, and looked at each other very tacitly pretending that they did not exist.
'Brother Meng, what should we do now?' β
"Needless to say, retreat, don't let the old brother in this state notice the two of us!" β
I don't want to know what kind of moth the old brother who is constantly manipulating will use his ability to make trouble! β
Turning on the eye contact mode, Meng Lang vigorously compared to the kitchen, signaled Gou Yu to withdraw from there, and then pouted, indicating that he had opened the door of his house from behind.
Then just when the two of them had just moved, Fang Ran, who was rolling around with F-233 between the bed and the small table, suddenly straightened his upper body violently!
"β(βΟβ*)β§~~ Little wolf, Zhishi, you are here~Uh-huh~Hey-hey~"
Tooth.... Tooth white ( ΜΠ Μ; )(γΌΠ΄γΌ; )... It's been discovered!
"Ano, little wolf, Zhishi...."
In the process of petting the cat, he was keenly aware of the vibration of the floor, Fang Ran staggered, his face was flushed, and his eyes were scattered, looking at them holding the meow ball and saying stupidly:
"I... You can conjure up something really fun..."
"I'll give it to you.... Belch... look..."
Fang Ran, who couldn't stand still, smiled, and then put the F-233 on top of his head, raising his hands as if he was ready...
For a moment, as if they had thought of something terrible, Meng Lang and Gou Yu's faces changed dramatically in an instant!
Special... Particularly... Fun... Wait a minute!
Could it be...
The two subconsciously wanted to stop it, but it was too late!
I saw Fang Ran, who was holding his hands high, put his hands into his beach pants with a 'swish', then took a deep breath, and roared loudly with a thick roar that was enough to repel the double-digit aunt:
"Show up!! My Oujin .... Belch! ... Hmmm....."
And the worst thing is to be interrupted by a wine burp in the middle of the shout, and after being cute for a second, I remembered what I was doing.
"Sausage !!!!!!"
Recovering his snarl, he continued to fill in the second half of the roar, and at the same time pulled a 'smack' from his beach pants!!
took out two 'surrealist ham sausages that are exactly the same as Ou Jinjin', and it looked particularly weird and looked like he had taken out his own one and copied it by the way, and rushed towards Meng Lang and Gou Yu with a happy face!
"Little wolf! Knowing the world! Look at it, it's delicious!! β
Seeing Fang Ran blushing against F-233 and waving the 'male genitalia' version of ham sausage held in both hands rushing towards him, Meng Lang and Gou Yu both felt like they were going to burst out in unison!
"!!!!!!!!!"
Although in terms of the appearance of the ingredients, there is indeed a sense of .....
But it's still fucking delicious!!
(β¬β―////Dish///)β―(β»ββ»(Angry!) οΌ
"Captain! Stop it! Throw that one away! β
"And dude, can you fucking conjure this fucking thing in reality!!"
"Eh~~Little wolf, don't you eat~?"
"I'll eat your uncle!!"
"Meow! (β§ββ¦*)βͺβ
"Zhishi, you know hiccup! This can be inserted into a cup~I'll show you~"
"Don't show me! And captain, you don't have to conjure the cup too!! Stop! Hurry up and throw them away!! β
Unprecedentedly chaotic, the chicken flying egg hit was also mixed with a lameow, looking at Fang Ran, who could no longer be described as drunken madness with a 'Ou Jinjin' ham sausage in one hand, Gou Yu and Meng Lang only felt the collapse of the soul explosion at this moment!
Using all his strength, dodging the attack of this thing and stuffing it towards your mouth regardless of three-seven-twenty-one, Meng Lang finally threw himself down from behind, and the two fell on the carpet together and hit the cabinet.
When the frame fell, it knocked down the one standing on the other side,
Mi power bank...
Syllable!
"Huh~Xiao Ke!? Not... Xiao Ke, why have you shrunk.... I remember the last time you asked me to hold it...."
Picking up the power bank that fell and pasted to his face, Fang Ran bit his finger and muttered suspiciously, while Meng Lang saw it with a frightened and sluggish face...
In the next second, the faint blue light began to flash from the power bank.
The figure of a light-haired girl was projected on the bed, and in addition to sensing the breath of some strange creature, Ling looked at the two disgusting things on the ground that made her instantly decide to kill these two goods!
The voice suppressed the cold anger, and the light golden pupils were not mixed with emotion, and wantonly let the killing intent go berserk and look down on the opening:
"You... Do you want to know how to die!? β
Looking at the moment when Ling's cold anger was as majestic as a queen's aura, Meng Lang knew that he might be coming to an end today.
Xiao Yu, it seems that the inheritance of the second brother is destined to be thrown to you.
And Gou Yu on the other side, the corners of his mouth twitched as he looked at this embarrassing scene, and covered his face silently.
It's over, the queen seems to be seeing the captain drunk for the first time, and it's going to get worse...
As for Fang Ran, he was looking up at the fairy-like girl in front of him, and then...
(Ξ¦Π΄Ξ¦*)β
At the moment when Ling's cold anger spread all over the room, Fang Ran, who seemed to have been stunned for the last second, suddenly shouted in surprise,
"Ah!! So cute! It's Korubelos!! β
Then he instantly lifted Meng Lang off his body, and headed towards the fairy-haired and delicate and beautiful goblin-like girl in front of him...
Pounced directly.
"Wow~Kubernetes~So beautiful~ You can already become a lion~"
The air condensed completely this time,
Meng Lang collapsed on the carpet, looked at Fang Ran with straight eyes and a red face, and directly hugged Ling, and began to rub the other party's face exactly like just now.
I.... I... I'm going to !!!!!!!
Team... Captain... You... What are you....!?
Speechless in shock, Meng Lang and Gou Yu both felt soft and looked at this unimaginable scene.
I feel like I'm going to be killed for a while.
And defenseless, he didn't expect Fang Ran's (drunk) way of acting at all, so he was suddenly thrown on the bed, his slender waist was wrapped by one hand, and his shoulders were tightly hugged.
Ling, who was embraced like a doll by a guy who was drunk and bold, and didn't even know that he was on the verge of death, made an unexpected sound of 'ah' in the faint way....
I was completely stunned.
The breath of a certain fool came close at hand, rubbing his face as hard as if he was holding a doll.
At this moment, the scene in the projector that Shui Linlang gave her irrepressibly appeared in Ling's mind,
In the carriage, he was lazily leaning on this guy's arms, and let him give it to himself.... Give yourself...
Clenched hands in long sleeves!
The light blonde hair obscured the eyes, the crimson halo became thicker and thicker on the fair skin, and was suddenly attacked by a certain stupid person, who was rubbing his cheeks, and Ling's voice that began to tremble all over his body bit his lip and trembled lightly....
"You..... You ......."
"Ah, kawaii, Rubelos ~ so soft ~ (rub... οΌβ
"Give me a !!!!! to die 10,000 times"
The moment the telekinesis exploded, this noisy day from selling shaved ice to the scene, the colorful and overly fulfilling day finally ended with a power outage in the whole school of Beijing University and the result of a certain stupid person in a coma....