019. Detected a Wisdom Reduction Strike on the way
This ID is called Hu Dashuai, and he is Quartz's tablemate.
His real name is Hu Shi, which is a good name, but he just didn't know it, so he changed the word Shi to Hu Yishuai, and later changed it to Hu Dashuai.
This kid has a solid family background, and he has a cheerful personality and is very good at being a person, not only in the class, but also in the whole grade.
Quartz and he were at the same table at the beginning of high school, and they have always had a good relationship, because he was two months older and he kept calling him "Brother Stone".
It's quite affectionate, but Quartz is also a bit of a 13 in my heart.
Just call you "brother" and listen to it, as for whether people really regard you as a brother in their hearts, they can't take it too seriously.
When he saw Hu Dashuai's message, he wanted to tell him that he was a trainer, but for a while, he suddenly had the prank idea of "pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger and pretending to be X to slap his face", so he made up a message and sent it out:
"Believe, how dare I not believe it, aren't you wasting a good seedling if you don't take the elf training course?
That's a loss for the whole Union!
It's a pity that from now on, we have different paths and can't be in the same class. ”
Hu Dashuai immediately replied with a grinning expression: "Brother, what you said, no matter which class you are in, the friendship between the two of us will not change."
I'm on vacation on Liuqiu Island right now, and tomorrow my old man will take me to the elf center here to buy a special elf, and come back to blind the dogs in the class. ”
Then Hu Dashuai sent another photo, in which a thin boy in a floral shirt was lying on a chair on the beach taking a selfie.
It's a pity that the shooting time is at night, and it is dark and you can't see the surrounding scenery clearly, but there is a little fat man on the side of the camera who is carrying a fireworks bucket to the sky.
Quartz has a black line on his face, and he is on vacation and buying elves, have you been going around in circles for a long time or have you come to follow me?
He didn't take this stubble, and asked Hu Dashuai instead: "Is the fat man behind you putting R.P.G (Rocket-propelled grenade)?" ”
There was silence on WeChat for a long time before Hu Dashuai replied: "What is R.P.G?" Role-playing games? ”
"Bazooka!"
"Brother, I can't read, don't tease me, I know the rocket hammer, what is the move of the bazooka?"
Quartz was stunned for a while, and then he remembered that this world has not yet invented a bazooka because of the underdevelopment of military technology.
His originally groggy brain suddenly became awake, grabbed the idea that flashed in his mind in the afternoon, and quickly opened Baidu to search for that word-white phosphorus bomb.
Sure enough, this word can't be found on Baidu at all, and the weapon of white phosphorus bomb has not yet been invented in this world.
In the old world, it was an extremely terrifying weapon. The fire mist from the explosion of such incendiary bombs will penetrate the flesh and then the bones after touching the human body, causing terrible damage.
Moreover, phosphorus is also extremely toxic, and the person who is attacked is either burned to death by the flame or poisoned by the poisonous mist, which is very cruel.
Eventually, the use of white phosphorus bombs was banned by various countries because of their inhumanity.
Quartz had heard the teacher introduce the white phosphorus bomb in a previous chemistry class, and the teacher used a small piece of smoke cake with phosphorus as the main fumigant to light the demonstration.
The piece the size of a fingernail was lit and emitted a huge amount of gray-white smoke, which impressed Quartz, so when the little fire dragon released the smoke screen in the afternoon, I couldn't help but think of it.
Phosphorus is the most common fuming agent, and the smoke screen of the little fire dragon is particularly powerful, does it mean that it can mobilize the phosphorus in the body well or the phosphorus in the body is particularly rich?
Phosphorus is also a very strategic accelerant, and if you use this talent for fire-based moves...
Thinking of this quartz sleeplessness, I can't wait to test this idea with the little fire dragon now.
He replied to Hu Dashuai without a head, "I love you, Mo Mo Da." He jumped up from the bed and went to the little fire dragon to discuss.
The little fire dragon was originally drowsy by the TV program he couldn't understand, but when he saw Quartz coming out, he jumped up and wanted to play with him.
As a result, Quartz carried it back to the room and explained to it the general principle of the white phosphorus bomb, and the little fire dragon scratched his round head when he heard the fog and said: I am too difficult.
Spitfire is spitting fire, spitting smoke is spitting smoke, what does it mean to "breathe fire with the feeling of spitting smoke"? Could it be that the two moves are put together?
One person, one dragon, one chicken, and one duck talked for a long time, and no one understood anyone, and in the end they both dizzy themselves, their eyes went straight to Venus, and three questions echoed in their minds:
"Who am I? Where am I? What's for dinner? ”
Quartz finally realized that no matter how much it was on paper, it was useless, and he had to go to the Battle Park tomorrow to experiment.
And the little fire dragon itself was quite tired after training all afternoon, and experienced the double intelligence reduction blow of sand sculpture variety show and chicken and duck talking, as if he couldn't stand it, and his upper and lower eyelids were fighting, and he just wanted to sleep well.
Scratching your head, why is it so difficult for Dragonborn?
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As soon as the little fire dragon was sleepy, he saw it, and he thought that it didn't even sleep last night because he was worried that he wouldn't even sleep, and he was also distressed.
He went to the fridge and took out a bottle of goat's milk to warm up for the little fire dragon, hoping to help him get a good night's sleep.
The box of goat's milk from the Quartz family was sent by my uncle in the morning, which is really a very intimate and practical gift.
Mount Goat Milk and Moo Moo Fresh Milk are both common elf nutrition products, and their nutritional value is actually about the same, but because Moo Moo Fresh Milk came out earlier and has a more popular taste, it occupies most of the nutrition market.
Due to its low popularity and unique taste (fishy), although there has always been a certain market, it has been tepid, and it can only be used to make cheese and other dairy products to win a piece of its own territory.
Life is not easy, sheep and sheep cry.
With the help of hot goat's milk, the little fire dragon lay down in his little igloo and fell asleep.
Quartz was now sleepy, and when he saw that he was sleeping soundly, he tiptoed back to the living room to watch TV with his parents who had returned from grocery shopping.
After watching TV quartz for a while, he raised the white flag and gave up, and the TV series "Good Lady" that his parents watched was about a mid-life crisis that he couldn't understand, and it wasn't his cup of tea at all.
So he changed his position, Ge You slumped on the sofa and began to play with his mobile phone, and now with the new training direction of "white phosphorus bomb", he was bent on searching for what foods can supplement phosphorus on the Internet, and planned to get a special recipe for the little fire dragon.
He was still editing the recipe with his phone document and was about to save it, when he suddenly heard a knock on the door.
The family sitting in front of the sofa looked at each other, it was ninety o'clock in the evening, who would pick this time to visit the door.