Chapter 23: Human Nature
Looking from a distance, I saw a huge Guanyin phantom possessing and bombarding indiscriminately below, and the yellow sand flew high like a fountain.
"Terrible, terrible, fortunately, Lao Tzu was smart at the time, and obediently got on his thief ship, otherwise he wouldn't have been beaten into meat sauce."
A voice rang out, and Waitibe was so frightened that he almost threw the telescope away.
On the coconut tree behind her, a man squatted at some point.
"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, don't kill now, watch my captain kill people. That's art, and I really envy my captain for having such a capable crew member who knows how to pat his ass. ”
The chattering man simply sat cross-legged on the top of the tree, bowed his head and asked, "Is there any wine?" It's a shame not to drink to watch such a wonderful battle. ”
Frightened half to death, Waitibe quickly shook his head.
The man also shook his head in disappointment, "It's really useless waste, it's good that you're not Lao Tzu's partner, otherwise I'm really angry with you." But a guy like you who wants strength or no strength, and who doesn't have good looks is destined to not be able to get on our ship. ”
The man pestled his cheeks and asked to himself, "You say, if you think a guy like you can be worth 110 million, is a guy like me who can kill you ten casually worth 1.1 billion?" ”
Trembling and tearless, Waitibe had to smile.
She had been here for most of the day, but she didn't know when this man would appear and fly to the top of the tree where he could fly to her head with a casual spit. If I really wanted to kill her, I'm afraid she didn't even know how she died.
"Stinky woman, this battle, don't spread it nonsense, we can save you at will, and we can kill you at will."
Yu Kui looked at Waitibe with a smile.
Whitebelle, who had been struck by lightning, nodded with difficulty.
"It's really good, come to the beauty, let's enjoy this real blockbuster together."
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The birth of the fat man was noble and prominent, because he was the son of a whitebeard. But his origin is pitiful, because he is the son of Whitebeard.
In a way, he is exactly the same as Ace.
The only difference is that he is not as smart as Ace.
Ace, the son of One Piece Roger, did not know his identity until his death. And Ace has said more than once that he wants to support Whitebeard as the king, which is why he can be quickly approached by the people of the White Group.
If he shouts as soon as he goes out to sea that I am the son of One Piece Roger, I will become the King of the Pirates.
Then, he will definitely die sooner, and he will not be able to get on Whitebeard's ship.
The pirates who want to become the king of the pirates grab a lot of them, so many that the top brass of the navy don't want to care, it's your business to shout, and one piece is not something that can be done by shouting.
But as the son of Roger, the previous One Piece, it's different.
The latter has too many possibilities, so it is enough to cause a lot of ripple effects.
This fat man belongs to the latter, which is why he fights with so many people.
There was once a story about a hero who saved his country disappeared, and everyone wept in grief, and statues were built to commemorate him, and even his deeds were passed on by word of mouth.
One day, the hero came back, and while he was at the border, he met people from that country, and he was very happy and happily came up to say hello.
Those people were very unhappy and wanted to kill him.
He was puzzled and asked bitterly why.
Those people replied to him, you are not our hero, our hero is long dead.
After saying that, the attack became more violent......
Later, the hero who fell in a pool of blood understood that they did not recognize the wrong person, and recognized him as the hero, but the country only needed a dead hero. In particular, the powerful only need a hero who dies with a beautiful legend, not a living hero who the people want.
The story is real, but even more brutal.
Unfortunately, Ace and the obese man are both heroes of this kind, and among them, the obese man is more alike.
Times are changing, and the past will be legends.
Whitebeard understood this truth very well, so he chose to die on the battlefield vigorously.
There will be Blackbeard, Redbeard, and Greenbeard, but there will be no Whitebeard.
Because while everyone is looking forward to and reminiscing about the Whitebeard era, they will also hate the Whitebeard era that has reappeared.
Among them, there is worry, there is jealousy, and there is more fear and fear.
This is the complexity and distortion of human nature.
So, the past will pass.
In a hundred-meter pit, the obese man who was still standing at the bottom of the pit maintained the movement of protecting his head with both hands, and the whole person was unrecognizable.
The blood pooled into a small lake at his feet.
He had already lost consciousness after being hit hard and did not fall.
It's just that he is still standing with a strong and proud blood flowing from his natural strength.
It's like yesterday's white beard.
The phantom of Guanyin slowly dissipated in the air, and the sweaty Thor pulled out the extract.
At the first knife, a fat arm flew high.
No screams, no flying blood. Because man is unconscious! The blood has been drained!
The severed arm fell heavily, and his fingers twitched slightly for two days, proving that his nerves were still useful. The only remaining arm was in front of his head.
At this time, his face could already be seen clearly.
His face, pale from excessive blood loss, still gritted his teeth, but his half-open eyes had dimmed.
Thor, who was very familiar with this scene, was even more angry!
Sure enough, it's exactly the same as the whitebeard who died in the war on the top. Whitebeard was still standing when he died, and he resisted the attack head-on!!
"Roll !!"
Thor let out a gaffe, and a red slash landed on the fat man, who flew far behind him like a tattered plastic bag, and then slammed into the sea.
Yes~~~!!!
Thor suddenly let out a loud scream, as if venting.
Then, he stared blankly at the sea, at the battlefield that had long been shattered.
If he had been born forty years earlier, would he have had such a fight with Whitebeard?
Can he still win?
Your own desires and regrets can only be satisfied in this kind of guy?
Although this battle made him let go with all his heart, but when he won, there was no imaginary joy, why? Don't feel any satisfaction at all?
The moonlight shone down and illuminated his face pale.
After a long time, the sea breeze blew, and Thor shook his head as if he had woken up, and dragged his long knife in the direction he came.
"What a lonely person...... The strong are really lonely. ”
You Kui, who was sitting at the top of the tree, sighed.
Waitibe rolled his eyes cautiously, it's good for anyone to say this, but as soon as this person with abnormal nerves said it, he always felt that something was wrong.
"Don't make a small gesture, be careful to gouge out your eyes." The man's voice sounded in his ears, and Waitibe subconsciously lowered his head and closed his eyes.
After a while, Waitibe, who had opened his eyes, looked into the tree, where there was no one there.
The two met, and Yu Kui ran over to take Thor's long knife and put it on his shoulder.
Thor also took two sips of Yukui's wine jug, and the unhappiness in his whole heart was suddenly swept away.
"Captain, you have to drink slowly, this is my last stock, and I haven't been willing to drink it just now."
You Kui resented, as if he regretted his righteous actions.
Thor kicked him in the ass and took two more gulps in an ostentatious manner.
"Ouch, you can slow down, you have an injury and drink so much, and when you go back, the captain's wife is going to shoot me again!"
Thor, who almost choked to death, glared at Yukui and roared word by word, "Say it again, I have nothing to do with her!" Not what you think!! ”
"Tsk, eat dry and wipe clean, and you won't admit it when you pat your butt? The captain is really my fellow believer, amazing, little ............"
Yukui disappeared with a dodge.
In mid-air, the phantom of Guanyin that had just appeared slowly dissipated.
Without the annoying chatter of that guy, Thor was in a better mood.
Although he really wanted to explain that he and Lin really didn't get to that point.
But in the face of that chatter, it will only get darker and darker the more it is described.
And what makes him even more helpless is that recently, Lin has become more and more abnormal.
Could it be that menopause is early?
Thor grabbed his fingers and calculated, it's not normal, it's only twenty-five years, and it's not so fast in advance.
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Back on the boat, the cherry blossom courtyard was still lit up, and Lin sat under the tree and waited.
Cuicui was at Lynn's feet, and it was clear that Kui had already returned.
Under Lin's greeting, she took a shower happily, and felt a lot more relaxed after changing into the clothes that Lin had put at the door.
In a big battle, sweat and blood blew through the sea breeze, sticky on the body, uncomfortable to death. On the way back, Thor tried to jump into the sea several times to take a bath, but when he walked to the beach, he forcibly held back.
If you don't die, you won't die......
After a few silent recitations, Thor reluctantly returned to the ship.
There was a steak on the table in the room, and it was still steaming.
Needless to say, this must have been sent by Lynn.
This is Saul's habit, after every big battle, no matter how tired he is, he must first take a bath, eat a steak, and then fall asleep.
By the time Thor woke up again, it was already the afternoon of the next day, and there was no other discomfort except for some soreness.
In last night's battle, there was no doubt that Thor won, but through last night's battle, Thor also discovered the problem.
The Long Knife Quest would not play a role at all in a war of that magnitude, and would even become a burden.
This may have something to do with Saul's usual fighting habits, before getting this knife, he had always been bare-handed, but then he met Whitebeard and was subtly influenced by him, which gave him the idea of needing a long knife in his heart.
It's not a bad thing, for combat, it's best to be able to integrate the strengths of hundreds of schools and connect them.
If you don't use it well now, it doesn't mean it's not suitable, it's just that it's not suitable yet.
Thinking back again, in fact, at the beginning of the big battle with the fat man, Thor was able to make good use of the winning, and the time when he really felt cumbersome was when he played the hole cards.
And combined with the battle of Whitebeard in the top war in his memory, no matter who he fought with, he always used the broadsword, and even when the fruit ability failed when he finally faced Titch, he still used the broadsword to save the day.
This has something to do with Whitebeard's superb combat experience, but more importantly, he combines fruit abilities and sword quests.
If Whitebeard can do this, why can't I......
Thor fell into deep thought.
His ability is to control the water, use the water to make attacks, have a fierce momentum, use the water dragon of the water's violent impact, have a high-pressure water line with strong cutting ability, and have a water body...... and his own trump card Guanyin phantom......
After thinking about it, in the end, I found that I was just troubled.
Helpless, Thor had no choice but to withdraw from the fantasy, and then found Lynn sitting in front of him, his face like frost.
"What's wrong?"
Thor, who was stared at by Lin and had a numb scalp but didn't understand what he had done wrong, asked stubbornly.
"That woman, what are you bringing her back for?"
Lynn asked through gritted teeth.
"Which woman??"
Thor looked confused. Then seeing You Kui making a gesture of scratching his head behind Lin, pouting and kissing, Thor was clever and reacted, which woman called Night Rose was it.
"Night Rose? That woman is of great use to me, she is the key to my takedown of Kurokas, rest assured, I will not put her on the ship. ”
"Are you sure?"
Determine !!
"Sister believes you, you'd better not hide her in your room, or you'll ............"
Lynn looked down and smiled contemptuously.
Thor, who felt a chill under his crotch, smiled in a cold sweat and said, "How can this be, who doesn't know that I'm still a fledgling, how can I do that kind of thing......"
Lynn snorted coldly, shoved a phone bug into Thor hand, turned around and left.
"What if one day I find out that someone isn't a fledgling............"
Rin's figure disappeared in the doorway, and the voice drifted in the distance, and Thor trembled, as if facing Akainu.
"How can this be, who doesn't know that I'm still a little chick, and that will do that kind of ghost thing to hide women......"
You learned from Sol in a weird way, and his hands were still covering his crotch.
Thor didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and made a signature gesture with both hands, and a huge Guanyin phantom appeared.
You Kui suddenly put away the strange action, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and reluctantly smiled, "Captain, if you can slap me to death regardless of the safety of this ship, I can call you your own father......"
Then, a large hand whistled down without the slightest hesitation.
"Dad, Dad, Daddy!?"
Yukui screamed.
The big hand suddenly stopped above his head.
"Good son."
Thor laughed.
The big hand and the phantom of Guanyin slowly dissipated.
"Damn, I'm scared to death, you madman. Can't you give birth to a son? ”
You Kui scolded and walked away.
Thor picks up the phone bug and calls Hawkeye to tell him that the imposter has been dealt with and is now presumably eaten by the fish in the sea.
Hawkeye was silent for two minutes, saying that he got it and needed to call him.
Hanging up the phone, Sol Mezi burst out laughing.
In fact, he wanted to know what Doflamingo's expression would be if he knew that he had come back to seek revenge on him again, and what would his expression be if there was an Hawkeye on the bow of his ship?
However, Sol didn't plan to use this favor easily, after all, he already had a plan for Brother Ming, and all he had to do was wait for the time to come......