Chapter XXXIII. Hell's Kitchen
After a salted fish stab, the inner wall of the tank was unscathed as if a lot of stunts had been added.
Mom, yellow water is a chemical component, and the inner wall is the effect of stunts, how to play this.
Liang De missed the stab and almost fell into the yellow spring, but fortunately, he was quick and found that there was a black thing protruding from the inner wall of the sink, threw away the big spoon and turned around and jumped over, climbed on it, and found that it was a tea stalk stuck to the inner wall of the sink.
Liang De clinged to the tea stalk with both hands, his broken lower body swayed, and the small droplets of yellow spring liquid splashed on the surface of the water with a spoon just now corroded one of his calves, and he was in the process of super-fast regeneration.
In less than five seconds, the yellow water surface that was almost shielded surged up again, Liang De had already understood the gameplay of this copy at this time, and looked up, five or six meters away, there was half a lemon slice stuck to the inner wall of the sink.
Liang De grabbed the tea stem, a pull-up to pick up the teaching version of the goat split his legs, supported his hands, and flew up to the tender yellow skin of the lemon slices.
Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, only me on the lemon fruit.
Liang De stood on the lemon on the edge of the sink, and while waiting for the next jump, he looked at the lemon and suddenly thought of many sad pasts, and couldn't help but feel a faint sense of loneliness.
It's like the loneliness of going to a barbecue alone and coming back from the bathroom to find that the skewers have been taken away.
I can hide from the night of drinking and singing, I can't hide from the streets where no one is around, I think I am still happy, but I will always come.
The happy learning system is worthy of being a happy learning system, and it is impossible to see students unhappy, and students cannot sigh for loneliness.
In the center of the Yellow Springs surge, a new partner of the ship has appeared!
Liang De understood who had dropped the big spoon he had died.
A toothless mouse with a height of about 1.85 meters, wearing dark blue denim retro ripped bib pants, is very good in height and clothing, and can add at least 10 points in the blind date, carrying a big spoon appeared in the sink.
Liang De stood on the lemon slice and greeted him in a friendly manner:
“Hi! What's_your_name? ”
In the cartoons he watched since he was a child, the mouse friends who don't wear clothes or Western-style clothes are generally foreign friends, and even the little mouse family on the domestic film prairie is a foreigner, very mysterious, maybe the mouse has not thought independently, it has been invaded by culture, a conjecture is not necessarily right.
The mouse in the suspenders, which was floating in the water with a large spoon, also saw Liang De and squeaked excitedly.
Under the brown fur, the muscles that were not inferior to any Lu School student bulged high, the arms swung forward, the sound of breaking the air, and the big spoon was like a harpoon throwing a spear, piercing through the water, and shooting towards Liang De with bits and pieces of yellow springs!
“Ouch! What_are_you_doing? I'm ……”
Before Liang De could say the word of Siyi Binfu, a large spoon dipped in yellow spring had already arrived in front of him.
"I was so scared that I couldn't help but take a deep breath."
Liang De squirted, the wind was fierce, and the spoon was blown into the air, and it spun and flew back backwards at a faster speed, stabbing deeply into the chest of the defenseless mouse friend who had just surfaced.
It is also an American-style tough guy, his eyes are closed, he sinks without saying a word, and he is corroded into a puddle of black water in less than half a second after his death, which makes Liang De dispel the idea of peeling the skin to wear it.
Liang De didn't take this foreign rat friend too seriously, the large muscles were just like that, and the fluctuations of the extraordinary power in the rat's body were very weak, probably because he ate protein powder every day.
"So fitness is not bodybuilding, it is still necessary to be down-to-earth, first of all, you must start exercising willpower from spending money to buy classes but insisting on not going......"
Liang De said bad words, jumping from the lemon slice to the goji berry on the top.
Suddenly, a sharp flash of light appeared in the surface of the Yellow Spring Pool, like a forest of knives and swords rising from the ground.
Dozens of suspender rat friends carrying spoons, forks, and knives climbed up from the sewers in droves, swimming in standard and powerful strokes, and swam quickly down.
"Shovel! If you have time to soak wolfberry for health, pay attention to kitchen hygiene first! ”
Liang De let out an earth-shattering roar, turned and ran as fast as he could, jumping along the stairs left by the wolfberry.
Huangquan Chimian and his mouse friends chased after him, and they couldn't stop for a second.
168 hours, seven days and seven nights, the battle royale pursued by the terrible pool noodles and kitchen rats, begins here.
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At the beginning, Liang De still had time to drink coffee.
The rat brothers in suspenders will only throw a dipping sauce back and forth, and the strength is weak, and the blow can make the spoon, fork, and table knife turn around, and treat their bodies in the way of others.
On the kitchen waste pasted on the inner wall of the sink, sometimes you will find the gray speckled bookshelves that Chang Xuanxuan said, chewing crunchy and tasting like seaweed-flavored soda crackers.
In the first day and night, Liang De had a bookshelf in his left hand and coffee in his right hand, and sprayed off 100,000 rat soldiers between eating and drinking, which was very comfortable.
But when the all-stars of kitchen pests appeared together, Liang De finally understood what it meant to be tired.
The last moment, he and several cockroaches the size of an infantry armored vehicle chased and fled in the moldy lotus root chips like a Ferris wheel.
The next moment, more than a dozen fighter-sized flower-legged mosquitoes buzzed out of a piece of broccoli, catching him off guard.
In addition to long-range attacks, the sand termites that shoot sand and granular droppings are also very powerful in their swarm charges, and they are unstoppable.
The big-bellied flea with amazing bounce power but fragile body will jump over and explode itself and splash you with acid.
Holding two serrated forearms like a giant mantis building a bridge, the knife technique of the cloak in one hand is stable and vicious, and it can also fly short distances.
The yellow-gray worm with thousands of hands and thousands of feet is agile, with a huge size like a light rail train, but it jumps up as fast as a phantom, and Liang De has broken his ribs four or five times because he was hit by the worm's head.
A chitinized shield, even the brown tick with a few chitin plates on the abdomen, if it is not flattened, it will not let go if it bites people, and it is worthy of the scientific name of Ixodes ticks.
Turning over rotten tomatoes, over rotten eggs, crawling on the surface of yuba, climbing on the plastic fork of instant noodles, there is everything in this damn sink, and in time, I am afraid that it will not be a flood again.
Suffice it to say, the kitchen and bedroom of almost every single social animal is their own paradise and the hell of others.
Liang De only hopes that those who use the kitchen in the future must first take a dishwashing certificate (the examination subjects include but are not limited to washing dishes, storing items, sweeping and mopping the floor, cleaning the countertop, replacing garbage bags and sink cage filters, etc.).
He didn't have time to take coffee out of the vending machine of the original self-nature realm and drink it, the speed at which the surface of the Yellow Spring Pool rose at its peak, and it would be completely submerged if he didn't change his foothold within 3 seconds.
Liang De tried it with his hands, and if he was submerged for more than 5 seconds, his innate divine power would not be able to withstand the super-speed regeneration.
When the surface of the Yellow Spring Pool is only 1 cm from the bottom of the foot, the next jumpable upper foothold will appear.
You have to pay close attention to the distance between the Yellow Springs and the Yellow Springs Pool, keep jumping up, and at the same time have to fight the endless array of kitchen pests and avoid their tricky Yellow Spring Dipping Sauce attacks, in order to save your life in danger.
The nerves must be highly tense and there must be no slackness.
Liang De hadn't seen a cup of mortal immortal cultivation coffee in his hand for three days and three nights, and the 48-hour immortal cultivation boundary had exceeded 24 hours.
There are still four days and four nights left until the end of the dungeon.
Liang De's eyes were half-open and half-closed, his body was shaky, and a large swarm of fat flies the size of a gunship swooped down below, and the black clouds covered the sky and were boundless.
Liang De burst into tears:
"Three thousand years before the devil, looking back at the mortal world, I don't want to be an immortal...... I don't want to cultivate immortals anymore, I want to be a demon cultivator who goes to bed early and gets up early. ”
……
In the hall on the first floor of the library, hundreds of masters from the three departments of land, sea and air are eager to try.
Under Mo Feisheng's value-added service, they already knew Liang De's exercises, skills, self-nature supernatural powers and other information well, and they all prepared their own countermeasures.
The fact that the squirrel sink copy must be seven days a day apart also learned from Chang Tianwei of the Lu School Department.
Everything is ready, just wait for the end of this 168-hour copy of the Liver Emperor, and go to collect Liang De's exhausted bloody head.
It's not difficult to kill the transfer student, it depends on who is lucky enough to match him.
The elite soldiers of the three divisions will hold their mobile phones tightly and stare at the matching interface of the Happy Learning APP, like a late-night chopping party waiting for the Double 11 second kill.
A dignified murderous aura filled the library.
167 hours, 59 minutes and 00 seconds.
Click!
Someone used too much force, accidentally smashed the mobile phone screen, fell to his knees and pounded the ground with tears streaming down his face, and let out a heart-rending cry of remorse:
"Why! Why didn't I stick the tempered film! ”
167 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds.
Xu Bingning, a third-year sports committee member of the Air School Division, pressed "Ready to match" on her mobile phone hard!
Time seemed to freeze, and Xu Bingning saw a disdainful smile on Yang Yuhu's face beside him.
What that smile means......
I've already lost?
Why?
In the frozen time, the eyes of the three of them, the judges of the Maritime Academy, the Wood Art Gui of the Land Division, and the Yang Yuhu of the Aerospace Division, met and collided in the air, as if there was an electric light tearing and entanglement, and sparks were shining.
For the average person, 167 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds are only 1 second away from 168 hours.
But for those who have already stepped into the extraordinary realm, there are still 1,000 milliseconds, or even 1,000,000 microseconds, 100,000,000 nanoseconds!
By accurately perceiving time on an extremely small scale, and reacting with your body in a timely manner, you can hone this skill to the extreme, and you can do many things that seem incredible to ordinary people.
The three of them met in 167 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds, and 999 milliseconds, and they knew that there were only two other opponents left in the entire library hall.
"Let me see how far you two can go in this field."
This long battle in an instant is the seventh sense of the original traveler of the realm-Shi Jue!
In an instant, the dust settled.
The final winner was the first to emerge from the frozen time and looked up at the library's information display.
"I conceded."
Next game, double dungeon.
Scene: Blazing Snow.
Liang De, the first grade of the Lu School Division, played against the second grade of the Lu School of Wood Art Gui.