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June 1, Tuesday of the sixth week of school.

This day happened to be Children's Day, and when Wang Ling went to school, he found that there were many bear children on the street because of Children's Day.

When I came to the class in the morning, Master Erdan had already finished copying his homework, and then began to sit there and touch his beard, and began to sigh that the years were unforgiving: "...... Hey, I'm old! I'm old! Not even Children's Day! Do you know that according to the latest age classification table issued by the United Nations, our age is ...... It's a midlife crisis! ”

When he said this, Chen Chao inexplicably began to feel a little sad. He felt that he was actually quite sunny and not very old-fashioned. Because of his daily addiction to fitness and sports, he also has a tendon meat that boys envy.

Sexy muscles and lines will add points to a guy's temperament!

But even so, when he took the subway this morning, he was shouted by a cute little Shota of four or five years old: Uncle!

Uncle...... Uncle......

At that time, Chen Chao's heart was like five thunderbolts. The whole person is scorched!

It's like a girlfriend grabbing you by the placket of your shirt and asking you who you should save first if you and your mom fall into the water at the same time! Uncle and your sister! At least...... You have to call me brother!

And after Chen Chao reacted, he felt that this analogy was not appropriate......

Because, he doesn't have a girlfriend at all!

So, that's it......

The mid-life crisis duo who think they are "old and old", Chen Chao and Master Erdan, have been depressed for a morning about this matter.

And when it came to Chen Chao's muscles, Wang Ling also quietly touched his little belly.

Kindness...... Soft and flexible.

Wang Ling analyzed the reason for the growth of meat in his belly.

The main reason is that the limited edition beef ramen flavor that the old man brought from the south of the Tianhe River is so delicious! He couldn't help but eat a box of ...... one night

And this is the price paid for not being temperate!

But many young people nowadays don't know how to be temperate...... Wang Ling felt that he was actually a typical person.

He doesn't need to eat, but he does have moments of craving.

The world of foodies is something that ordinary people don't understand!

However, Wang Ling doesn't have to worry about the problem of growing meat, like the extra meat on his body, just wait for himself to go back and get rid of it...... This is the reason why Wang Ling can't get fat.

Gaining weight is irresistible, and sometimes a person who is not careful will grow meat.

Wang Ling has always felt that there are two kinds of people who are very similar in school, and they can be classified as "sluts" at the same time......

First, after the exam, he said that he had failed the exam.

And the second is ...... A skinny man who preaches that he doesn't get fat no matter how he eats every day!

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At two o'clock in the afternoon, it was supposed to be physical education class, and everyone was ready to run to the playground to get some fresh air. However, the physical education teacher appeared at the door of the class by himself, and through this bitter and hateful expression, everyone immediately knew that today's physical education class was gone again!

Ms. Pan's chemistry class, Ms. Han Meimei's English class, and Ms. Lu Ziming's math class...... No one dares to occupy these classes, and once there is a celebration in the school, the vast majority of the time taken up is physical education class.

So in school, the first person who is unlucky is definitely the physical education teacher!

Ye Han, a physical education teacher, has natural curly blonde hair, and he looks tall and big. Moreover, Wang Ling also knew that Mr. Ye had a special hobby by reading his memory, that is, he liked to put a towel between his legs, and then rub one end in one hand and back and forth repeatedly. It is said that this move is the famous move of Helrington, the legendary father of sports philosophy, and has the miraculous effect of strengthening muscles and bones and keeping blood vessels flowing!

Mr. Ye has always been quite low-key when he was in school. Never compete with other teachers...... As long as it is useful for physical education class, look for him! This is what is called, honest people are always easy to be bullied......

Sixty Middle School received an advertisement for Membrane Immortal Castle, and Principal Chen explained the task of asking each class teacher to play a lecture video in class to promote Membrane Immortal Castle.

With Mr. Pan's personality, of course, he is not willing to occupy his class time. So...... Teacher Ye was unlucky.

Teacher Ye stood on the podium, and put down the blueprint in his hand a little helplessly, today he originally planned to measure a kilometer for the children in the class...... If you don't run within 10 seconds, you won't be able to pass!

There are a total of fifteen students in the first and third classes of high school, and it doesn't take a lot of time to test them all, but Mr. Pan still found himself and asked him to play a video of the educational lecture provided by "Membrane Fairy Castle" in the physical education class.

"Students, you have to understand the teacher, I'm also helpless."

Teacher Ye complained from the podium, and the boys complained from the podium...... Only Li Xuanjing took the opportunity to take out his homework with an indifferent face and quickly brushed it up.

This is the reason why Li Xuanjing doesn't bring his homework home every time he gets out of school, because he finishes all his homework during class time!

Teacher Ye used the projector in the classroom to play what Myongxian Castle called an educational video, which is a program similar to an educational lecture. Regarding the program routines of this kind of private training institutions, all the elite class students present here have long been like a mirror...... A show like this, in the middle of the show or in the last few minutes, will definitely start to promote the agency's merchandise.

And as expected, at the end of the show, the hostess on the stage suddenly said loudly: "Next, let's applaud the learning captain from the Membrane Immortal Castle and recommend a learning aid product for us." ”

In the picture, a fat man with a five-bar logo pinned to his shoulders appeared, and his body size was thicker than that of the second egg master, and his appearance was not good, but everyone knew this fat man! ——This is the champion of last year's college entrance examination, and Tan Jiaming, who was directly admitted to the 211 Xiuzhen key famous school with a super high score of 190,007! People give nicknames, captain of the five bars!

At that time, the news media were booed, because this person directly received 3 super elixirs subsidized by the government! A full 3 super elixirs, this is definitely a god-like subsidy. And it is said that this captain has already broken through to the middle stage of Jindan after only taking one of them......

The captain stood on the podium, sharing the secrets of his study, and then he had a flash of inspiration in his hand, conjured a bottle of potion, and then pinched it with two fingers and compared a big scissor hand to the camera: "It!" Membrane fairy water! That's my learning secret! ”

Wang Ling immediately knew that this girl was definitely the bottle of mutation potion! Moreover, when Wang Ling raised his eyes, he was surprised to find that he ...... This potion has actually been improved! This color used to be clear and black and not autumnal, but now it is actually colorful!

And the most terrifying thing is that after following the captain's promotion, the hostess on the podium showed a joint appraisal certificate by four experts!

This is the legend of the four experts at the level of Taishan Beidou in the health care products pharmaceutical industry!

Liu Hongbin, a miracle doctor......

Diabetes Holy Hand Li Chiming......

Rheumatism Supreme Wang Zhijin......

Kidney deficiency medicine emperor Gao Zhenzhong......

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