Chapter 1 The Heavens and Worlds are super hanging
"What's going on with the Wanjie platform lately, I can't find the game server again! Ah, damn it, hang agents! ”
Zhang Jin is a man who does not learn, has no skills, has no ambitions, and is not self-motivated.
He has been playing games since the year he graduated.
In his words: make money? Do business or finance? To do business requires principal, and to do finance requires strength. I don't have either of these points, but if I keep the capital and save money to play games, I can play for 200 years, this is a dreamlike life for me, it is heaven, why should I drive a luxury car, the money for driving a luxury car is enough for me to cover the monthly card of five hundred people in my guild for three years. Just have enough money to spend, make money? Don't do it!
For this reason, he was hung and beaten by his father every time.
After grinding like this for several years, his parents couldn't help him, so they simply came out of sight, and the two of them went to travel around the world together.
I only told him one sentence: You can play games, before the age of 28, the daughter-in-law is settled, and we don't care about the rest.
Zhang Jin was bullish on the spot: "The daughter-in-law is not a sculpture, I think what's the use, love is a matter of both parties, marriage is a matter of two big families, seven aunts and eight aunts are trivial and trivial to monitor the whole process, talking about this kind of thing, it is not safe to tell the brothers, let alone the two families, it is impossible to succeed a hundred times!" Just pick one of you and get married, as long as you don't delay me playing the game! ”
His father was angry with high blood pressure at the time, and then the matter was over.
So until the age of 25, this game obsessive didn't think about finding a partner.
He didn't have any friends or brothers.
The only thing he comes into contact with every day is games.
He also doesn't have tools like instant messaging or mobile phones, and even his ID card has been accidentally lost by him once, if it weren't for the need to use the ID card to play games, it is estimated that he would not have reissued it.
Therefore, his old classmates should not try to contact him.
The only playmate, because Zhang Jin felt that the guy was bragging in his ear all day long, deliberately pretended to be ruthless and ran away, and broke off the relationship.
In short, if this goods accidentally dies one day, I am afraid that no one will know about it for a month.
"It's not okay to hang an agent! Ah——!h I want to re-check the grid! Zhang Jin roared without the slightest public consciousness, then took off the light brain helmet and cleared all the documents inside.
But I only heard a warning sound from the light brain helmet: "Unknown error, formatting failed." ”
"Huh?" Zhang Jin was stunned for a moment, put on the light brain helmet again, and gritted his teeth to manually delete all the files.
After being busy for an afternoon, Zhang Jin finally found the culprit: a compressed package file.
He changed his gesture and unzipped the package, and the light brain helmet suddenly burst with electricity.
"Bang!"
The helmet exploded!
Zhang Jin's eyes were dark, and he was unconscious.
At the moment of the explosion, a sentence flashed in his mind: User Zhang Jin, get the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds Super Hanging!
"Forcibly activate the 'Son of the Plane' passive aura!"
What the hell?
Zhang Jin only had time to think of such a thought, and he completely fainted.
When he woke up the next day, Zhang Jin looked around the room, and two lines of tears flowed out: "I, my collection!" ”
The fragments that burst out of the light brain helmet damaged nearly half of Zhang Jin's helmet collection that had cost a lot in recent years, and the house was full of messes!
After inspecting the house, Zhang Jin let out a long breath: "Fortunately, the red dragon helmet of the fifth anniversary limited edition is fine, this helmet has skyrocketed to 500,000 now, and it was only 450,000 last month, if it is broken, I have to ask my father for money, I don't want it." ”
The red dragon helmet is a limited helmet specially issued by the dragon light brain company in the fifth anniversary of its establishment, with a dazzling shape and high-end material, and it was robbed madly as soon as it was released, although it is now the ninth year of the establishment of the dragon company, many light brain helmet players for the popularity of this game helmet still does not decay, but has a tendency to become more and more intense, in this case, the fifth anniversary of the red dragon helmet has risen again and again, from the price of only 7,000 yuan half a year ago, all the way to the skyrocketing price of 500,000 today!
The reason for this is that this helmet has excellent performance, even if it was a product four years ago, it is still at the top level today, and it still has a good level of optimization for many new games on the market, and it is no worse than those sky-high helmets today!
Zhang Jin originally planned to press it for a few more months to see if the price would rise again, and then sell this helmet, at least for three years, he didn't have to worry about the living expenses of playing games.
The accident just now was really thrilling for Zhang Jin, and his family is still there, which is really worth celebrating.
After hurriedly cleaning up the room, Zhang Jin almost reverently put the fifth anniversary red dragon light brain helmet in place, and put his hands together and muttered two words: "Rise and rise!" I'll find you a master! ”
After speaking, Zhang Jin took out his bank card, regardless of his disgrace, and went straight to the hotel out of the house!
Wuhong is fine, he wants to celebrate!
He chose a very remote restaurant, which is very crowded, but Zhang Jin likes to eat here very much.
The main reason is that he is a person who eats and waits for death, not only has no income but also gnaws at the old, although he doesn't care about it on the surface every day, he is actually very careful in his heart.
But this kind of thing, the mouth grows on others, and who can control what others want to say.
can't be provoked, Zhang Jin hides.
Hiding in such a cool place saves the roots of the ears from being tortured and the soul from being tormented.
As long as he presses it for a few more months, when the price of the fifth anniversary limited edition red dragon helmet is almost stable, throw it out and make a lot of money, and then no one will have anything to say about what he gnaws old, and he can straighten his waist and continue to play his game.
asked for a bowl of rice porridge and two tea eggs, and Zhang Jin's dinner was over.
For Zhang Jin, as long as he can eat enough, he really doesn't care about what he eats.
Of course, most importantly, cheap.
"Xiao Zhang, thank you for the last time, these two buns are eaten while they are hot, no money."
Zhang Jin was about to leave, when suddenly the owner of this small restaurant took two buns and stuffed them into his bowl.
Zhang Jin was stunned: "What's the matter, why are you thanking me for no reason, Uncle Wang!" ”
Uncle Wang saw that there was no one left and right, and whispered: "It's the store on Donghe Road, didn't you persuade me not to rent it last time, I didn't go, and the one I took over now can't hold up the transfer!" ”
Zhang Jin suddenly smiled and said, "Then I'm not welcome, Uncle Wang, these two buns will be packed and taken away for me, and I will be supper." ”
"You are a child, your family conditions are so good, even if you are raised for nothing, it should be, it is yours. Don't listen to the gossip of those people, it has nothing to do with them. They are jealous. You're doing your best, and it's true to find a partner as soon as possible. Uncle Wang said bitterly.
Zhang Jinhan's hair exploded suddenly, and he said with a dry smile: "Uncle Wang, why did you suddenly talk about chicken soup for the soul?" Ah, what, I still have something urgent, just one in one hand! ”
Zhang Jin grabbed the bun and rushed out of the small restaurant.
"This kid, he didn't even ask about the rent of the store, how did he know that he would definitely lose money and couldn't run the business?" Uncle Wang looked at Zhang Jin's back in a daze.
Zhang Jin ran and muttered: "Uncle Wang must be wondering now, how did I figure it out." In fact, this is a simple thing, although there are three schools next to it, but there are no households in that place, and there are no office buildings in that place, and thirdly, there are more than ten competitors, plus the rent, who goes to the pit. In case you encounter a cheating contract again, and you still do a fart, it's not enough to pay for it. It's still my five red worth, which has risen nearly a hundred times in half a year! You have to keep an eye on it! Don't steal it! ”
After speaking, Zhang Jin opened the door of the house, put on seven locks in a row, and then smiled, and picked up a light brain helmet from the collection shelf: "Brother There are not many other helmets, but there are more than 20 helmets, half of them are blown up, and there are more than 20 of them, walk, cultivate the real world!" ”
He took out the game magnetic card of the Wanjie Platform and inserted it into the helmet slot, and then inserted the ID card, then closed his eyes and sat still in a posture with his heart facing the sky.