Chapter 445: How to Use Pornography (Continued)
"Suffer death! Brother!! Stop me!!! β
In the open-air hot spring behind the luxury nightclub, a terrifying roar sounded violently, and a figure with only a towel around his crotch chased towards another figure with murderous intent!
The two of them slammed into the hot spring, splashed and slapped Gou Yu, who was sitting on the side, chasing around in the hot spring like a bear child.
"I'll go, brother! What are you going to do all of a sudden!? β
"Why do you say it, it's the first time in my life that I know that there is an airplane cup when I want to have a big drink!! Anyway, this fucking thing turned out to be like this!! β
Looking at Fang Ran, who was also hiding behind a big stone around a towel and playing in circles with himself, Meng Lang's clenched fists trembled, and his expression twitched when he looked at the thing in his hand that was still seeing a real thing for the first time.
"Well, brother, in fact, I just knew that this kind of thing used to be like this, and if you have any comments on the model, I can change it for you to be a little smaller....."
Fang Ran, who was hiding behind a big rock in the hot spring, looked at the furious Meng Lang, scratched his cheek slightly embarrassed and whispered.
"I ....."
Meng felt so angry with his old brother that he didn't know what to say.jpg
"Sure enough, brother, why are you going to die for me tonight!!"
Trembling all over, Meng Lang, who was so angry that he exploded, directly aimed at Fang Ran and threw the thing in his hand hard, and the plane cup smashed on the edge of the stone where Fang Ran shrank his head with a sound of breaking the air, and flew directly!
And taking advantage of the moment when Fang Ran shrank his head and lost his vision in order to avoid this blow, Meng Lang directly stepped on the stone viciously, jumped suddenly, and grabbed Fang Ran behind the stone with his teeth and claws!
"Brother, suffer death!!"
"! Dude, you actually play tactics with me.... Wait... No, little or, help!! β
Seeing the fierce Meng Lang descending from the sky, Fang Ran was stunned, and he had no time to dodge so he had to shout at Gou Yu in a panic.
And Gou Yu, who had been sitting quietly on the edge of the mixed color hot spring with his brows on his face, looked at the large airplane cup that floated near him, the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, and then ignored Fang Ran's plea for help, silently covered his face, not wanting to see the two guys in front of him wrestling in the hot spring with only a bath towel.
You two.... Isn't it all a little abnormal tonight!?
I always feel that since you have entered the scene, you have not only lost common sense, but also shame?!?!?
"Brother, don't come here! Come back here, I've zoomed in! β
In the pool of the milk spring, Fang Ran, who was forced into the corner by Meng Lang, looked 'You don't want to... Don't force me' expression shouted at him!
"Hmph, brother, give up, even if you get that inflatable thing out this time, I won't be surprised, let's die!"
However, listening to his warning, Meng Lang just sneered fearlessly, as a man who had just brought the airplane cup to his mouth, Meng Lang felt that there was nothing to surprise him.
Fang Ran, who was forced by Meng Lang to have no way out, watched him approach step by step with a certain evil smile, so he had to grit his teeth and control the Book of Creation with his mind.
Brother, you forced me, I was originally able to conjure up something that was just something I imagined, and I secretly experimented with it when I was going to be alone...
The jar was broken, Fang Ran directly wrote a line of description on the Book of Creation, and then closed his eyes tightly, not looking at what he had conjured, and threw it directly at Meng Lang!
And what Fang Ran wrote in the Book of Creation was......
- Ham sausage with the same shape as Ou Jinjin.
On the other side, watching Fang Ran take out an object and throw it at him, Meng Lang's eyes flashed, and he grabbed it hard, and then sneered and said:
"Ridiculous! Dude, you think you can just throw it at the hidden weapon.... Yes.. Yes... Yes.... Can ....."
Meng Lang was completely frozen.
Well, you can.
Fang Ran, who closed his eyes tightly, only heard Meng Lang's voice gradually tremble,
Then not only him, but even Gou Yu, who was a few meters away, heard it
Meng Lang's loudest scream tonight....
"Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!h
Just when Gou Yu sighed and wanted to see what these two mentally retarded were doing,
I saw Meng Lang, who was only wrapped around a towel, running past him in front of him.
That posture, that speed, no matter how you look at it, you all have the appearance of running away.
Alas, Brother Meng, aren't you chasing the captain...
Gou Yu, who was splashed again, silently looked at his bangs dripping with water, just when he was thinking about it speechlessly.
He saw Fang Ran holding something up to Meng Lang's back with a look of shame and urgency, shouting with his neck thick!
"It's not! Brother, listen to my explanation, this is actually Ou Jin... Bah! I mean, it's not actually ham...."
"Don't you come here!!!!"
In exchange, all that was exchanged was Meng Lang's collapsed face and roared wildly.
"! Brother, in short, you can actually eat it when you break it.... Yes!!!! β
Hearing him shout like this, Fang Ran was even more anxious to clarify with him, but at this moment, Fang Ran, who had just jumped out of the milk spring, didn't notice that there was a stone in front of his feet.
Then Gou Yu heard Fang Ran let out a bulleted scream, and he tripped directly over the stones on the shore of the hot spring, and the whole person slapped in the mixed color hot spring in front of Gou Yu.
Puff !!
There was a huge splash!
Gou Yu, who was splashed again, thought of the vicissitudes of life with an expressionless face.
How long are you going to make trouble.... When...
He saw the 'thing' in Fang Ran's hand that shouldn't exist in the world
Floated in front of himself along with the airplane cup ....
Then Gou Yu felt that the three views he had shaped in his nearly 20 years of life had been impacted.
He looked at the first feeling that was floating in front of him was not quite right, the second feeling was to baptize the soul, and the third feeling was that it was a matching delivery thing with the airplane cup next to him, and he was completely stunned.
In a word, in a more scientific and objective way,
It was a half-broken replica of a male reproductive organ.
It's just that it's lifelike and realistic, and if it wasn't broken, it wouldn't be obvious at all that it was fake.
Gou Yu: "......"
I must be having a nightmare, yes. (Trying to hypnotize himself)
"Poof! Ha... Ha... Phew! β
At this time, Fang Ran also struggled to emerge from the hot spring in a hurry, kept panting, spit out the hot spring that he accidentally choked, and then saw Gou Yu in front of him looking at his 'creation' with a broken face.
Fang Ran: emmm.....
"Uh..... Wait a minute! Small or! Listen to me first, that thing is actually ham sausage! It's just a little weird, I don't believe you let my brother take a bite...."
Seeing that the corners of Gou Yu's mouth twitched, looking at him expressionlessly, Fang Ran hurriedly explained loudly in a panic!
"I'll go to your uncle's ham sausage! Why don't you take a bite and try it yourself!! Did the ham sausage you conjure up turn out to be in this hyper-realist style!?? β
Listening to the words that this bastard actually let himself bite to prove it, thinking about the feeling he just grabbed, and the #Β₯%* that was the same as the real one after seeing it clearly, Meng Lang directly gritted his teeth and slapped the iron fist of justice, hammering and blasting this magical boy who can only use his ability to do these incomparably fucking things!!
o(β¬θΉθΉθΉ)==O)) Μ3 Μ")Puff!!
"That.... That's really... Fire... Ham.... Poof...."
Trying to say the last sentence failed, I felt the heat of the hot spring and rolled my eyes.
Fang Ran, pawn.