Chapter Fifty-Seven: The Courtesan King of the Northern Immortals
The third one in the past is Lin Xi, there is also an octopus Li Lingqing on her back, the two girls are the lightest, and they are suitable for passing together. Next, the dormitory director, Wang Beixian and I passed in turn, I have had a superhero dream since I was a child, yesterday I became Captain America Lin Xiaoran, and today I am going to become Batman Lin Xiaoran again.
I turned around handsomely, pretending to have a cloak behind me, thinking to myself that I must have been handsome for what I had just done. Fat man: "Crown prince, are you twisted to your waist?" Dormitory director: "What kind of twisting the waist, this is called shaking the head, I often do this when I read poetry." "Who will shake their heads when they read poetry, is this ADHD okay, and they are going to be beaten out. Alas, I forgot one of the most important things, I don't have a cape, there is no Batman in this world.
Me: "Ahem, I'm just doing a sport, moving my body, you think too much." Go ahead and get through here early. "I don't know why, seeing the appearance of the East Village's machinery here, I have an ominous premonition in my heart, I hope the man's sixth sense is not so accurate.
We continued to use the method proposed by Wang Beixian and the tools he provided, walked from the roofs of villas to more than a dozen villas, Lin Xi felt a little tired before we stopped to rest, at this time I was almost tired, I have no physical strength now. I really don't know how Lin Xi did it, it can be comparable to the physical fitness of my body, it's terrifying.
Fat man: "How many zombies are this, why are the people in the East Village putting them here?" The dormitory director: "One day, I met someone from the East Village and arrested him for interrogation." "I've set this place as a place of ghosts, and you can get rewards after destroying ghosts, but now that this place is full of East Village technology, will this place have become a secret base in East Village? I can't guarantee that my idea is correct, in case there are still murderous ghosts here at night, then wouldn't I lead everyone to annihilate, I can't afford this responsibility, I don't know when I started to get out of the game and live out of this world. That's why I hate that mystery man, he broke my golden finger!
Li Lane: "Make a note of this place, maybe it will be useful in the future." Me: "You think something is wrong here, too?" Li Laien: "If you hadn't said that there was danger here at night, maybe I would have suggested staying and waiting for the zombies to leave to see if there was anything good to take." Me: "Come back here next time when we're ready, it's not far from the bell tower." ”
I can now use what I know about this place, but can't fully trust it, and the devil knows if it's going to change. It's twelve o'clock at noon now, when the sun is full, this feeling is really not wonderful, as a god-level family squatting, at this time should be comfortable lying at home, I have changed, I have been forced to be unable to squat at that home.
Li Lingqing's small hands fanned the wind, "It's so hot." Fat man: "It wasn't so hot at this time last year, could it be that the zombie plague still affected the temperature?" Dormitory Master: "You stupid person who has been talking about the greenhouse effect for forty or fifty years, and now it's even worse." Fatty: "Bastard! Fatty, I'm twenty-eight years old, how can I know what was forty or fifty years ago! Dormitory Master: "Don't you watch the news?" Fat man: "Don't look at it." Dormitory director: "It's still so straightforward if you don't look at it......"
Wang Beixian: "Huh? Are you guys hot? "Here, as long as Doraemon King Beixian asks, there will be a solution! Li Lingqing: "Hot." Dormitory Master: "It's hot. Fatty: "It's very hot." Me: "What are you looking at me for?" Fat man: "Cut, it's boring, you don't have artistic cells." Me: "...... Heat me? The fat man suddenly clapped his hands happily, "Yes, that's it, you can barely be considered qualified, you see that you still have artistic cells!" ”
Is your happiness so simple?
Wang Beixian: "Then I just have this, do you want it?" I saw that he took out a bottle of medicine from the backpack behind him, and inside were small pills, what is this, Huoxiang is righteous...... Pill? Fatty: "What is this?" Wang Beixian: "Summer medicine, a friend of mine is a chemical pharmacy, and he gave me a bottle of this, saying that I won't feel hot after eating it." "Do I really have this medicine, please bring me a box, a miracle medicine against the hot summer! Dormitory Master: "So amazing? What is the principle? Wang Beixian: "I don't know this, the majors are different, I have eaten a few grains, the watermelon flavor is not bad, there are no sequelae." As he spoke, he poured out one for himself and ate one for each of us. Fatty: "Then what is your major?" Wang Beixian thought for a while and said, "Social professional? "It turned out to be a vagrant...... Fat man: "Good guy, it turned out to be a courtesan, look up for a long time." Wang Beixian: "...... I'm going to block you. Fat man: "Don't, I'm still waiting for you to introduce me to your brothers and sisters, your friends are so good, I'm waiting to get wet." You see, courtesan means to praise you for your excellent level of communication! Wang Beixian: "I read a lot, you can't fool me." Fat Man: "So, diplomat?" Wang Beixian nodded with satisfaction, "Well, this is good, I will reluctantly accept it." "I'm rubbing, you're a little embarrassed.
I took the summer medicine, the entrance is cool, and there is a little watermelon taste, after eating, I instantly feel that the sun in the sky is not so spicy, this medicine is really magical, but the name is not good, it is easy to pronounce it as a contraceptive pill, you look at how good the name of Huoxiang Zhengqi is.
Fatty: "Oooh! That's how it feels, it's so cool! Please introduce me to this pharmaceutical friend of yours too! Wang Beixian: "He doesn't do it." Fat man: "Phew, I don't have a base, I just want to be friends with him." Wang Beixian: "Oh, that's okay, I'll introduce you when I see him one day." Fat man: "Haha, then it's decided, let's go, I'll take the lead, my strength is going to overflow!" ”
The fat man in the excitement was the first to go, and then we followed in turn, and the rest of the distance was small in our eyes, and now the whole body is cool and comfortable.
Li Lane: "Tsk, there are stimulants. Me: "No wonder I feel empowered." Li Lane: "But it can indeed be used to escape the heat, but it is not recommended to eat more, it may be addictive, and if you feel a little heat, you can't stand it and want to take medicine." Me: "It's worthy of Li Laine's nose, it's the spirit!" "Lee Lane turned his head to look at me, like a god on high, looking at an ant. Me: "Huh? What did I just say? ”