Quarrels that are not aimed at breaking up are all shows of affection.

On the premise that this sentence has been recognized by most people, it can be proved that anything that does not aim at death is coquettish.

Who says that men can't be coquettish?

Spoiled should also pay attention to methods and proportions, with Xiao Nizi, a famous teacher, teaching by words and deeds, Lin Xuan's performance in the first practical class was exceptionally good.

"Whatever you want to eat, I'll order takeout."

"Didn't you say you wanted meat at night?"

"What kind of meat do you eat?"

"Let's barbecue."

"It's not tasty if you call it, right?"

"I want to eat."

"Oh...... There's a restaurant here that has a green tea barbecue, why don't you order this and then order something else? ”

"Listen to you."

"Then I'll order it."

……

"Shallow, help me peel an apple."

"Oh."

……

"Shallow, pour me a cup of hot water, not too hot."

"Oh."

"It's too hot...... What about the soup spoon? If you don't bother, feed me? ”

"It's too much trouble."

"Please pay attention to the question, do you think adding a question mark is a question sentence?"

"Oh."

……

"Shallow, my socks haven't been washed yet."

"Oh."

"Shallow, help me change the channel, I want to watch a little fun."

"Oh."

"Shallow, let me touch it for a while."

"Oh...... You repeat? ”

"When I'm sick, I have to keep my body and mind healthy, I can easily think of something that makes me happy, you think it's easy? I don't have the strength to arm and I tell you, if it weren't for the fact that your illness requires you, would you think I would be happy to make such a lewd request...... Shhh It hurts, it hurts, I'm a patient! I'm a patient! Is there any sick treatment......"

Just when Lin Xuan was dying, various official channels of League of Legends issued the latest issue of Hero Mike Crazy, editing some of the video recordings of the matches of the three LPL teams in the group stage of the just-concluded World Finals.

Probably because the performance of the Fish Dragon Team on the last day was too amazing, and the later stage of the show also knew what the audience wanted to watch, and the content of the Fish Dragon Team game on the last day of the group stage occupied more than one-third of the space.

Fans are the support of idols, and the performance of idols is the confidence of fans, in the competitive arena where all the results speak, the amazing counterattack of the Fish Dragon team on the last day can be said to have given their fans enough confidence to raise their eyebrows, so many fans have been looking forward to this issue of Mike Crazy, and want to see what the players are talking about on the last day of the group stage desperate counterattack, especially when they kill the champion Dynasty Crane twice.

As a result, when Mike went crazy, whether he was a fan of the Fish Dragon team or not, he was all confused.

The comments below are all like this:

"Can anyone tell me what the hell they're talking about when they can't even keep up with the subtitles?"

"Oh my God, when did my team get so noisy?"

"It's good that the subtitles can be posted, okay, labor and management looked at the subtitles and listened to them three times before they heard clearly...... Oh my God, what the hell have they been through these days? ”

"I finally understand why Mo Cheng said in an interview, 'It's okay to be tired, it's mainly because of a sore throat'"

"The sore throat is a hairy, the labor and management have a sore head now, and it's about to explode"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, when will the Ichthyosaurus team become a repeater for the whole team?"

"I seem to have seen Xiao Xuan's comment that since my brother-in-law came, everyone has become a repeater."

……

After this issue of Mike went crazy, Lin Xuan became the focus again.

On the one hand, his performance in the game is too eye-catching, whether it is the terrifying KDA that was ridiculed as "as if a strange thing was mixed in" after four games, or the three or five kills in the last game, it was enough to attract too much attention to him.

On the other hand, after Mike went crazy, Xiao Xuan told everyone honestly in the comments that the reason why the voice of the Fish Dragon Squad suddenly became so noisy was completely due to the catfish effect of a certain person: other people couldn't hear it at all when they spoke in a low voice.

Also on this night, Sky released the official documentary "We Are Back" with the theme of Sky's relegation to return.

In the 20-minute documentary, the beginning is naturally the glory of Chen Muyu's period, there is no background music, just some of the wonderful pictures edited out are enough to make people's blood excited.

Seven championships in two years, including three LPL champions and four world champions, LPL twice represented the LPL region to the annual finals of the global finals, and twice failed.

Chen Muyu retired.

The following year, Sky was demoted.

Seven passed through the LPL gate without entering.

Disappointed.

Oppugn.

Taunt.

Retire.

Sweat.

Tears.

And then......

Oblivion!

Another year......

Sky was in front of the gate again......

Behind.

Seat.

Highlights of the competition.

A small cannon that jumps in the big dragon area.

The high ground kills the opponent's C-position enchantress in seconds.

The glow that flies in the sky in the bright blue light.

Galio descends from the clouds with wings outstretched.

The minotaurs who rushed into the enemy line alone in the crowd.

……

Consecutive training matches before the final.

Sluggishness and confusion.

Chen Muyu came before the game to encourage, comfort and enlightenment.

A battle related to the fate of Sky.

One person is the policewoman who takes the lead in resisting the tower.

Morgana with the Silk Blood Block skill.

Weave through the crowd and jump to harvest the blood-colored Callista.

Fighting for three thousand miles, it is prudent to fight against the trend and stabilize the situation.

A sword once served as a million divisions, and in a desperate situation, he held a golden giant crossbow with a golden cloak shaking and rolling, never stopping an output of Wayne.

The energy storm that exploded with the crystal swept across the screen.

The narrator exclaimed excitedly and excitedly: "Congratulations sky! ”

The girl who has been cold and silent took the rare initiative to speak before the game: "Don't worry." ”

The cynical teenager who always made people feel cynical shouted continuously: "I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!" ”

And the one who has never been absent from the recording of the event: "ADADAD! Protect AD Protect AD! ”

"I have R, I have R, I have R!"

"Hit hit! You can fight, you can fight, you can fight! ”

……

The blood-pumping editing, the passionate shouting of the game's voice, and the final echo of "Congratulations sky", all the pictures finally turned into the five words "we are back" that have been waiting for five years.

In terms of quality, this documentary can be said to be very good, but because of Mike's madness before, the whole documentary was completely overwhelmed by the small number of words in the game, and many people even paid attention to it after congratulating Sky on the promotion.

"I'm just curious, why do they repeat every sentence so many times?"

"Again?"

"I'm laughing to death, my brother-in-law is really poisonous"

"Hahaha, it's such a hot-blooded and moving documentary, why did you laugh like a dog at the end"

"Some people remember my brother-in-law's first post-match interview, and someone swore and said, 'I don't talk much.'"

"No wonder Xiaoxue doesn't like to talk, she can't interject at all."

……

Because of these two videos, what Lin Xuan originally said in his first interview at LDL was quickly turned out, and then turned into an emoji and was freshly baked.

"Hahaha......"

Xiao Nizi looked at the specially intercepted Lin Xuan's expression, excitedly shouted something/The emoji accompanied by the subtitle "I don't talk much" next to her laughed for a long time.

On the same night, Mu Bang, who felt that his chest was full of some hot emotions because he saw himself in the documentary, looked away from his mobile phone, took a deep breath, and felt that he wanted to share something with whom, but he turned his head to look at his sister who was holding a new mobile phone and listening to the pronunciation of English words, listening to the sound of his mother washing clothes in the public bathroom next to him, and the gunshots of his father watching anti-Japanese war films...... He sat there stunned for a moment, his empty eyes showing a little confusion.

It's not that I haven't had friends, which bad teenager who runs an Internet café to play games all the year round doesn't have a few fox friends in the eyes of parents?

But after being scolded by my father and my mother found the family to make trouble a few times, no one took the initiative to contact him, a child who "has a crazy mother", and no one even knew the news that he went to work professionally.

After sitting on the bed for a while, he pinched the money in his pocket and stood up.

Mu Wanqing, who was next to her, looked up at him for two seconds before asking, "Brother, why are you going?" ”

"Let's play games."

Mu Wanqing said "oh", "You tell your father, otherwise he will scold you." ”

Mu Bangli hesitated for a moment, "um", walked out of the room, the old mother who was squatting in the public bathroom next to him washing his father's work clothes didn't notice him, and the father who was already snoring on the bed naturally couldn't see him, Mu Bangli stood in the narrow and covered aisle full of basin boxes and paused for a while, and shouted: "Dad." ”

Mu Qing, who had been squeezed out of too much energy by heavy work, did not wake up, but his mother, who was washing clothes, heard it and asked, "Why are you calling him?" He fell asleep. ”

Mu Bangli walked back to the bathroom door, and was silent for a moment before saying, "I'll go to the Internet café to play." ”

The woman's eyes widened as she struggled to scrub the stains on her clothes, "What are you spending that money for, don't you have a mobile phone?" ”

"The game on my phone is not the same as that."

In Mu Bangli's explanation words, in addition to helplessness, there are some emotions that he himself does not understand, which should not have appeared when children talk to their parents.

In the room behind him, I randomly remembered my father's loud and angry voice: "You ran to play games again?" In the middle of the night! ”

Compared with childhood memories, as he grew older, especially after the first two years of rebellion and the last year of being able to earn money, his parents' attitude towards him has actually changed, but hearing these words that he has heard since he was a child I don't know how many times, Mu Wanli still feels an indescribable irritability.

Or maybe there are some other emotions.

"I'm making money from this game right now!"

couldn't help but raise his voice and drop this sentence, Mu Bangli walked into the dark corridor, and ran down the stairs with a slump.

Pitch black night.

The moon is dark.

There are no stars in the sky.

Mu Bangli walked down two streets, and by himself he slipped into the dilapidated Internet café that carried most of the happy memories of his childhood.

When did you start to think of the adjective "childhood"?

Under the same starry sky, in a vineyard with a planting area of more than 300 acres alone, Jiang Yingxue, who had silk hair and a shawl, walked to the edge of the terrace in a white Hanfu, gently rubbing her wrists and looking into the distance.

The stars are splendid.

Under the clear moonlight, the faint hazy shadow at the end of the field of vision is the Helan Mountain that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is proud of, Li Shimin is ashamed, and Yue Wumu can't drive a long car to break through in "Man Jianghong".

Mo Yi, who had just walked into her daughter's room, looked at her back through the window, then looked down at the rice paper scattered on the floor, and carefully picked up the pieces of paper, and carefully spread the ink on the side if it had not dried.

The clumsy and majestic Han Li, only looking at the words, can not see half of the fat powder.

Baochan Mountain is also known as Huashan

The ancients viewed the heavens, the earth, the mountains, the rivers and the grass and trees

If you are near, you will be in danger, and if you are far away, you will have few people

If you have the will, you can't stop it, and those who don't have the strength can not reach it

You can't take it without thinking about it

……

"The Story of Wandering Bao Zen Mountain".

At the same time, Chen Muyu was reviewing the information about the Sky Club to be submitted, and Xiaoxi was complaining to Su Luoyu that her brother had broken her box.

Xue Yunqi was taken by her eldest brother Xue Huang to participate in a small gathering, and just drove back home.

Zhang Heng walked out of his girlfriend's rented room alone, the door was closed, and there was a low sobbing sound inside the partition.

Liu Handong was trying to search the forum for the full version of a small video of an acting senior sister who had been circulated, and the roommate behind him stretched out his head and opened his eyes wide, not forgetting to provide the address of other forums he treasured.