"Please! What are you going to do? You're annoying! ”

Liang De looked at Bai Hekong who came over with a painful face, and her simple and robust Mandarin outside the Guanhai had been taken away by her to the Yizhou Strait.

This is the contagional (性xìng) difference in the Eastern dialect.

Generally speaking, the Lingnan dialect and Lingnan Mandarin are the least contagious (性xìng) because it is really difficult to speak, and sometimes it takes a little talent to imitate it.

The plastic Mandarin infection in the Guanwai Mandarin and Jingchu areas is extremely strong, and it is a strong source of infection in the local characteristic Mandarin, and they will be caught unknowingly.

The treasure island cavity is the ultimate bias weapon, once encountered, even the outsiders in the Panjin area may not be able to resist it, especially the outside of the customs who have watched a lot of treasure island idol dramas and already have a considerable vocabulary, it is very easy to deviate.

"I'm working now, do you want to go somewhere else, I've put up with you for a long time, you really have enough locomotive!"

Bai Hekong wore monocles, squinted his eyes and said:

"Look at that boy, obviously very scared, so scared that his knees are trembling, but he still wants to protect that girl.

The girl was also scared, but calm and brave and didn't let the boy risk alone.

Although there are still a lot of deficiencies in their current behavior, it is really rare to meet such a good friend at this age. ”

"So what, can you move the urinal mud monster blocked at the car door with (love), or can you use (love) to instantly generate electricity to make 100,000 volts or purple thunder or something?"

Liang De stretched out his hand and pointed at it, only to see that after the qi obstacle, a ghost with yellow-green sludge flowing with mud blocked the door of the car with its three-meter-high square mouth, and dozens of rotten human hands grew in the mouth where the sludge was constantly dripping, swaying in the qi like chrysanthemum anemones, and the overall shape looked like a wall-mounted urinal that was too dirty.

However, the teenagers and girls who were slowly approaching could not see through the curtain of yin (yinyīn) qi, and moved towards the car door little by little.

"What's a urinal?" Bai Hekong asked.

"You're really ignorant, the urinal is ......"

Wait a minute! It seems that such a thing as a urinal is only available in men's restrooms...... What am I talking to girls!

"Huh? What is it? ”

"You don't understand, so watch the show with peace of mind."

As he spoke, Liang De had already shaken off two high-scoring (body shēn) from the ground to the bottom of the urinal mud monster, and the four little hands stretched out a buckle, and the strong rhythm of the golden snake's rigid and soft method passed through the whole (body shēn) of the urinal mud monster like an electric current, and instantly mastered the up and down of this demon and ghost, inside and out.

Bai Hekong saw Liang De's movements and said curiously: "How are you going to test them?" ”

She has a certain understanding of Liang De's work and the deeds of the Thunder Evil Sect Tai Fengxian.

After all, the change of ownership of Qinggeng Peak is a major event that has shaken both sides of the air and sea in recent times, and you can't pay attention to it if you want to.

After the general election of the Thunder Conference, a series of reports were published in the social edition of "Lessons from the World" and various gossip weeklies, which more or less mentioned what the four friends of Thunder did back then, recalling the horror of the three Taizhu Du.

Before Pu Xuande did not suppress the Thunder Cliff and restrain the three junior disciples, Tai Fengxian frantically spread suspicion and fear to the men and women of countless worlds, greatly reducing the marriage rate, reducing births, accelerating the aging of society, and putting one young civilization after another into a predicament.

His "Lead Arrow Cupid" fantasy fist wreaked havoc on all worlds with the slogan of testing the true (love), and I don't know how many graceful (love) couples were broken up, and how many worlds were cut off.

At that time, there was a Zhuzhu fairy grass in the other world that fell into the mortal world and was reincarnated as a woman, and she was going to renew her relationship with the reincarnated Shenying attendant in the mortal world, but she was hindered by a fantasy fist and taught a domineering powerful monkey king fist to the Zhuzhu fairy, which made her embark on a road of overlord in the river and mountain, and had nothing to do with the Shenying waiter who was reincarnated as a rich son.

There are also those who transform the Gong Condor into a beast girl and a beautiful girl to lure (lure yòu) young chivalrous warriors to change their minds, and there are those who expose the talented women in men's clothes (身shēn) and expel them from school, and so on.

Therefore, Bai Hekong was very curious about how Liang De would test the love between the young man and the girl, and build a high wall between them before the ambiguous layer of window paper was pierced.

Liang De's eyes flickered with jealous flames, as if countless of them were now filled in the flames and wailed into ashes.

"I'm going to send that ghost two (sets of tào) test papers for them to do, scaring them into saying that they will eat the person with the lowest score after the exam.

These two imps will definitely work hard to avoid being eaten, from collaborators to competitors, and then turn against each other!

This will not only break up this pair of stupid high school students, but also make them realize the importance of studying, and study hard every day after escaping from this hellish place, which is really a double win! ”

Bai Hekong was full of question marks: "Liang De, what kind of hatred do you have for high school students, and you should also consider the mental health of minors!"

Also, is such a bad test really good material?

People are not really in love (爱ài), and this hazy feeling (情qíng) is not strong even if it is cut off. ”

"Isn't it a matter of course that I hate high school students as an adult!

I hated elementary school students when I was in junior high school, junior high school students when I was in high school, high school students when I was in college, and college students when I graduated...... Why have I never had this kind of green (春chūn) love (love ài) story, why can they talk about love (love ài) regardless of the pressure of studying, how can this be true, I must do the right thing for heaven! ”

"There is also that kind of love (love ài) and learning at the same time!"

"Hehe, Bai Hekong, you are too simple.

When I was a student, I learned both ways, just like a double harvest in my career after entering the society.

In this era of such competition, such a good thing cannot exist.

If a man can still maintain good grades or do a good career when he is in love, it means that he is not enough to you!

This kind of man doesn't break up and stays for what! ”

"What kind of crooked reasoning are you!"

With a wave of his hand, the white crane formed hundreds of sea-blue parts to form a treasure chest-like war puppet, swallowing the urinal sludge monster inside.

"If you do that, it won't make any sense.

I have a great idea that will allow you to test it to more interesting (爱ài) (情qíng) and collect better material, would you like to give it a try? ”

"Huh? Why are you pointing fingers at me? ”

"You haven't been in love, have you?"

"So to speak......"

"You just haven't talked about it."

"Sort of."

"Hmph, although I haven't been in love with you, but I've always been very popular, and many people will come to me to discuss things about love, so my understanding of love is far higher than that of you, a layman!"

Didn't you talk about it, what are you angry about?

"And what do you want to do?"

"I'm going to build a circular railway and start a fantasy journey for a teenager and a girl!"