Chapter 74: Let's Beer Together
"It's okay for you guys, take pictures while gossiping, what about me? It is only possible to move bricks in the back. ”
Only Chen Bo himself could hear this, and after setting off again, the large army quickly threw him away.
The original plan to watch the sunrise was brewed, and by the time everyone reached the top of the mountain, the scorching sun had already hung in the air and scorched the earth.
"Water, water, water, I want water, give me water."
Wang Xu shook the drink in his hand and said, "If there is no water, there is O bubble fruit milk, 25 yuan a can." ”
"As long as it's drunk." Chen Bo was thirsty and didn't choose to drink, so he picked up the can and slurred it violently.
"It's hard work, boy." Xu Jie said with relief.
"What's in the box? Wait a minute, you don't have to carry it back. Chen Bo was eager to know.
Xu Jie pointed to the box on the left and said, "You open it and take a look, it's almost time to eat." ”
Chen Bo laid the box flat, there was a combination lock on the zipper, he looked up and asked, "Auntie, what is the password?" ”
"Huh? There's also a password. Xu Jie's face was full of surprise.
"Auntie, should you....forget it." Chen Bo pondered, if this box could not be opened, he would have to move it down the mountain as it was.
Xu Jie held her temples and rubbed them gently, she hesitated: "It's either 233 or 666, you can try it all, I can't think of it." ”
Chen Bo rechecked the combination lock, this girl is four.
"If I try from 0000 to 9999, I guess it's dark." He muttered quietly.
"Isn't this suitcase unlockable with Bluetooth?" Wang Xu suddenly mentioned.
Xu Jie slapped his head and said, "Oh, yes, I forgot about this, it's still a young man who has a good memory." ”
"Look at you, why is it that Di is also a master's graduate, why is his memory so bad." He Lanfang said funny.
Xu Jie retorted and said: "It's all your fault, you told me that you were good at studying, and you instigated me to apply for a philosophy department, and I studied for three years and was confused." ”
"Besides, it's clear that you are escaping from reality, you don't want to find a job, and it's all a lie to love to study."
"Hmph, then I can get in." Xu Jie was not convinced.
"You're lucky, the stall isn't full."
While the two were arguing, Wang Xu used his mobile phone to help Chen Bo open the suitcase.
"Guess what I'm trying to say now?"
"Say what? Let's have a beer together. Wang Xu took out a bottle of beer and used it to scare Chen Bo.
There were two dozen in the box, and Chen Bo wondered if these old aunts had a habit of taking beer in the shower, which was too scary.
"When I used to go to college, there were often boys who asked us out to hang out and wanted to get us drunk, but unfortunately, they were still too young." Xu Jie skillfully pried open the cap of the bottle and clinked glasses with He Lanfang to drink.
"The people who can fight with the whole dozen are really not ordinary." Chen Bo has no sense of beer, and he should quench his thirst.
"I'll give you a glass to the two aunts." Wang Xu raised the bottles one by one, and took a few sips politely.
"Didn't the doctor tell you to pay attention to moderation last time, why did you bring so much?"
Xu Jie didn't listen to the persuasion, and opened a bottle of enema, "I'm about to suffocate to death, the dead ghosts in the family know how to play games all day long, and if they lose, they will pour their anger on me, and I can't live this day." ”
Seeing this, He Lanfang changed her words and said: "Out of sight and out of mind, they are all people who have stepped into the coffin with two feet, and being happy is the most important thing. ”
Xu Jie agreed: "That's right, tomorrow Haitao, don't stop me." ”
"Don't worry, I'll just pull you to buy it." He Lanfang laughed.
"I just can't figure it out." Xu Jie has a gender generation gap, and turned to ask Chen Bo Wang Xu, "You said that an ancient old turtle always looks at those two-dimensional cute girls, and after watching it for decades, aren't you afraid that your body can't stand it?" ”
Wang Xu interjected and said: "Auntie, you don't understand, we boys are very single-minded and always like 18-year-old girls, which has never changed since ancient times." ”
"I just like you to talk nonsense like this, come on, do it." Xu Jie was quite satisfied with this answer.
Half a bottle of wine was in her stomach, Xu Jie then poured bitter water and said: "It is said that the flamboyant boy is unreliable, I am good, I found a wooden head, Cheng Tianjing knows that he is smirking at the computer, he doesn't understand anything, he is really angry to death." ”
"If I go back in time to forty years ago, I would definitely find a playful little white face, and it was uncomfortable to not listen to people, why did you say that this person had a long mouth, isn't it just to speak."
"Ajie, you've drunk too much, let's rest for a while." He Lanfang hurriedly interrupted.
Xu Jie ignored it and said: "A dead house is a dead house, a dead house for a lifetime, a dead house forty years ago, and it is the same now, and I have grown fat and fat, and I am a dead fat house." ”
Chen Bo pinched his face, not knowing what to say.
"It's not fat, it's just meaty, right?" Chen Bo was asking and answering himself in his heart.
The two old aunts complained about the object that could not be completed, and then shifted the topic to the scenery of Harbin Beer Mountain.
"It's far from the promotional picture, doesn't it mean that there is a white mist? Lie to the little girl. Xu Jie muttered about the difference between the two, and the more she looked at it, the more lost she became.
Wang Xu said: "The effect is obvious in the morning, and now the humidity is gone." ”
He Lanfang said: "Tomorrow's overseas shopping is the highlight, I deliberately entered the wrong password several times before leaving, locked my husband's card for 24 hours, and changed his reserved mobile phone number, haha." ”
"I'm different, just reach out and ask for it." Xu Jie's cheeks were slightly drunk, and he spoke in a slurred manner.
She shook her head, resting her few remaining bottles on the ground to keep her balanced.
"I'm really old, I have to sigh that the years are not forgiving, I just drank four bottles, and people can't do it, so I'm worried that one day when my eyes are closed, I won't be able to open them anymore."
"Silly Jie, what nonsense are you talking about, now the average life expectancy is close to 90 years old, you still have more than 20 years of good time, you have dragged your feet so many times since you were a child, this time you have to fight for breath."
"By all means, come on, cheers." Xu Jie raised the wine bottle and lost consciousness.
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"A few years ago, a travel blogger posted on Weibo, which is now the picture used in official publicity, and spent 3,000 yuan to buy the copyright, and the beer-shaped peaks are covered with white mist, so many netizens temporarily decided to name this mountain Harbin Beer Mountain."
"The authorities of Yuanyu City are keenly aware of this potential business opportunity and have decided to increase investment in the promotion of the Ha Beer Mountain tourism project, which is what you have seen and heard today."
Wang Xu also emphasized: "It is true that we have encountered many difficulties in the development process, but we have been improving, and the improvement of all aspects of society is inseparable from everyone's efforts and dedication, and I hope everyone will encourage you." ”
"You know a lot, and the knowledge reserve of young people nowadays is not the same as in the past." He Lanfang finished looking at the scenery from afar and retracted her gaze to the near distance.
"Whereever, it's just the right time." Wang Xu said modestly.
Chen Bo's road down the mountain was even more difficult, and he didn't miss a piece of luggage when he came, and he had an extra 100 catties of burden for no reason.
"Hey, someone can help me, it's so heavy."
"Auntie? Can you hear me? Can't walk a few steps on your own? ”
"Wake up, it's time for overseas shopping."
"Your bad old man took all the money in your retirement card to worship the second yuan wife."