"Excuse me......"

"Don't ask!"

"Uh......"

"I just don't want to give you a reward!"

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Charles was confused, and couldn't figure out where he had provoked him.

"It's just that you are not happy!" Lingmeng thought in pieces, "Sleeping with two beautiful women who are Rokoyu, taking a bath and taking a sauna, there is no story that the people like to see, which makes me very unhappy!"

Charles burst into tears and laughed and said, "I ......"

"Alas!" Reimu interrupted him with an exclamation, "You don't think you dislike them for being from slimes, do you? Do you have species discrimination? I remember you don't even spare sheep, donkeys, and camels, but slimes?"

Charles felt that he was about to cry, and he was out of choice when he met such an unreasonable god.

He said, "It's not like you don't know what kind of person I am, and I can't do that kind of thing. You're in a bad mood because of something else, right?"

"It's not you yet!" Reimu's voice became resentful, "I just sent a mission to a guy with the aura of the protagonist last month, and you're going to kill the final boss now, and when people kill here in the spring next year, the boss won't even have any bones left, what do you say to do then?" ”

"When that guy comes over and pounces, he goes back and goes around to publicize my fake mission, do you want my reputation to be gone?"

"What do you say, or I'll stick a horn in your head and throw it into the sea to pretend to be a boss?"

On the altar, Canelva, who was still singing and dancing, saw a layer of cold sweat on Charles's forehead after seeing the light of divine power, thinking that this lord was undergoing the test of the gods.

"No, no, no!" Charles hurriedly vetoed, it's okay to be a boss who lives in the castle and sits on a chair in the lobby every day during work hours and waits for being brushed, if you are a boss in the ice and snow, if the foot men don't come, you have to have a buff like rheumatism and bone pain first.

He said: "Anyway, I'm also the boss of the penultimate two or three levels of the main quest of crusading against the demons, don't let me be demoted to the boss of the side dungeon." ”

"Then you have a solution. Reimu said angrily, "I'll give you the reward if it's done properly, otherwise you'll be the boss here." ”

"I've thought about the script, you saw me and got angry, and asked me for something inappropriate for children, and was blackened after my righteous rejection, what do you think?"

Dancing in the snow and ice and steam Carnerva, she saw the sweat on Charles's head getting more and more sweaty. He thought to himself, the trial of the gods is really not something that ordinary people can bear, such a strong adult is so hard, I don't know if I can pass it.

Charles thought for a moment and asked, "What did you say when you gave the main character a task?"

Reimu replied, "I'll just say that there are people here who are expecting him to come and solve the problem." ”

Charles thought for a moment and asked a seemingly unrelated question: "I heard that when the residents first came here, they asked if they could live in this ruin, did you dislike them for being noisy?"

Then Reimu's voice was full of resentment: "There is still a trace of my divinity in this place, and they directly connected with me when they sacrificed. ”

"I didn't have my memory back at the time. ”

"Think about it, thousands of naked men like them singing and dancing together suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, do you think I don't dislike them for being noisy?"

The dance of the sacrifice was very active, and the Kanerwa began to be so tired that they began to gasp, but no one dared to relax, for fear of disturbing the trial of the adults.

Suddenly, they saw a frightened look on the adult's face, and they shrunk their necks, wondering what kind of being he was fighting.

Charles asked, "And what did you say later?"

Reimu said, "Before I could say anything, they were scared and disconnected. ”

Charles didn't know what to say, after all, not everyone can treat the gods with a normal heart like himself, and it's no wonder that the gods are so frightened that they quickly pull out the network cable.

He asked, "Shall they all come and live here?"

Reimu said indifferently, "Now this place is yours, you can do it yourself." ”

Charles said, "Then let them all come and live here." ”

"Then the problem comes, there are too many people here, and there will be a shortage of food in a short time, and then you can ask the protagonist to help them solve the food problem. ”

"That's it!" Reimu agreed, "I'll let him catch ninety-nine eighty-one seals when the time comes, and that's enough seal meat for them to settle here." ”

Charles breathed a sigh of relief when he added, "When the time comes, I'll give him the ability to dive at great depths for a long time like a seal." ”

Someone pretending not to hear anything is not practical.

Having said that, there are only people who can't use their abilities, and they don't have the ability to rubbish, so I hope that guy can make good use of this ability.

It's just that this god alone didn't expect that when Reimu entrusted this task to Kanelva, the old chief understood "ninety-nine-eighty-one" as "ninety-nine-eighty-one" seals.

So the old man took this opportunity to settle down in this land far away from the continental strife, and finally had a full house of children and grandchildren, and died with a smile on his face when he was almost two hundred years old.

Charles couldn't think of this, and he asked, "Now that the problem is solved, it's time to give a reward, right?"

As soon as his words fell, a lottery turntable appeared in his mind.

Not to mention other awards, the "quasi-artifact" column occupies an area.

Charles couldn't help but laugh and said, "Boss, did you do this?"

Reimu replied, "I'm willing, what can you do to me?"

Charles said, "What's the situation with that quasi-artifact?"

Reimu said: "It's not that I don't have an artifact here, so I just made one, but it's still a beta version, and I don't have a weapon spirit, that's it." ”

Charles thought for a while and said, "Let's have fewer routines, you can just give it to me to help you test it, isn't it just a matter of one sentence." ”

"You said it yourself. Reimu's tone was as if he had seen his prey enter the trap, "I see that there are so many artifacts around you, and you will dislike my half-finished products." ”

Charles hurriedly said, "Why do you say such a thing?"

Reimu said, "That's right, it stands to reason that you're still my distant cousin......"

Charles almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, and then hurriedly shouted "sister".

Then the other party immediately responded: "Go while it's cool!"

By this time, Kanelva and the others were already out of breath, and they were not so tired from hand-to-hand combat with the ice bear.

But they still tried very hard not to let their dance moves go out of shape, and not to let their prayer songs go out of tune, for fear of causing displeasure to the gods.

The surrounding crowd of onlookers suddenly let out a burst of exclamation, and a ball of light the size of a football fell from the sky with the supreme Wia.

The huge divine power made everyone dare not come out, and they all knelt on the ground, watching the ball of light that emitted divine light fall on Charles's head.

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Charles stood there stunned and stretched out his hands to catch a pair of black-rimmed glasses that had fallen from the sky.

Reimu continued to introduce in his mind: "Although my artifact is only a half-finished product and does not have a machine spirit yet, it has a lot of functions. ”

"After you put it on, it's the same as that mask, you can't take it off except yourself, you can't drop it when you bow your head, run, jump, roll on the ground, and it can also help you block the wind and sand. ”

"In addition to automatically helping you adjust the prescription, it can also refresh your mind, eliminate eye fatigue, remove dark circles, and prolong life. ”

"It protects against all attacks on the wearer's soul, whether it's magic or potions, it protects your soul properly. ”

"In addition to passive defense capabilities, it also integrates magic techniques such as Soul Vision, Soul Impact, and Tranquility Aura that you can use, which is a bit of a chicken for you. ”

"In addition, I have added low-light night vision and thermal imaging to it, so that you are not afraid to walk at night. ”

"If you want to ask if you can see through the girls' clothes, then don't ask, I didn't have the see-through function installed. ”

"Finally, it has a very unnatural little function, you can find out for yourself. ”

"Well, it's not bad. ”

Charles put on his glasses, blinked, and felt fine.

"I think it's missing a crucial feature," he says. ”

Reimu asked curiously, "What is the function?" ”

Charles replied very seriously: "When eating noodles, the function of the lens is not confused by water vapor." ”