Chapter 17: This Man Wants to Throw Up
Perfume scent.
Chu Shenming realized that next to him sat a woman over fifty years old who was covered in the smell of pungent perfume.
This made his urine, which had already returned to normal, swept back again.
Really, my seat is still by the window, and if you want to go out, you have to say hello to the woman next to you.
This flowery show, a woman over half a hundred years old, Chu Shenming has no interest at all.
The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable it became, and my stomach became uncomfortable with it.
I'm a sick person, what do I have to worry about, just tell her to please let me go.
"Please excuse me."
Yes, that's it.
"Excuse me."
"Excuse me, I'm going out."
"I'm sorry, let me go."
"Well, I'm going out."
Really, how can you ask someone to let such a simple thing not open your mouth.
Even if you are sick, your temperament will not change much.
Sure enough, this business trip was not a good thing, Chu Shenming complained about the business trip in desperation.
In order to secretly go out to see a doctor without knowing from the department, the supervisor seemed to know, so he arranged this business trip.
Originally, it shouldn't have been Chu Shenming's turn to explain that there are younger employees like Xiaodi in the department, why does this kind of drudgery still fall on him.
There is always a reason for everything, and sneaking out to see a doctor is the only reason Chu Shenming can think of.
And because of Shengmei's call, there hasn't been a call for a year, but it came at this time, so this business trip fell on him.
Xiaoxiao also became grumpy because she couldn't go to the wedding fair together, so she posted some weird updates in the circle of friends when she was fine.
Sitting on the train, Chu Shenming was reluctant to turn on his mobile phone.
The scenery outside the window couldn't arouse Chu Shenming's interest, he was a little sleepy, and his head was heavy.
The sky is really blue and the sun is really bright.
How wonderful human life is.
He is the only one who still looks like a good person, but there is no place in his stomach that is peaceful.
Finally, he couldn't help but speak, "Excuse me, let me go." ”
The middle-aged woman showed a gentle smile, as if she had insight into Chu Shenming's physical condition, and that smile had a kind of tolerance for the weak.
What!
Chu Shenming had already taken a good look at the location of the toilet, and as soon as he walked to the junction of the carriage, a boy rushed over, looking like he was four or five years old.
Immediately after, the boy's mother said to Chu Shen embarrassedly: "The child has a stomachache, can we use the toilet first." ”
Chu Shenming nodded helplessly, can he still say no?
I'm a big man, do I grab the toilet with a little boy?
Among the passengers in the first row was a gray-haired old lady, who saw this scene and gave Chu Shenming a thumbs up and grinned, with only two or three crumbling teeth visible from her mouth.
His lips were a little purple, but his face looked healthy, and he was estimated to be in his early eighties.
can also take the train alone, it's really a woman who doesn't let her eyebrows go.
Chu Shenming suddenly felt a warm current surging in his lower abdomen.
Immediately, his face turned red.
Disgusted, he hurriedly turned his back to the old lady.
Chu Sisi, you are meowing to tease me, I'm not bad at that, I'm afraid I'm a little perverted.
How could it be...... An eighty-year-old lady.
Even if he is wearing a pearl necklace and an apricot white dress, his hair is neatly combed and orderly, and his face is covered with a light powder.
But I'm over 80 years old.
Fortunately, at this time, the boy and his mother came out of the toilet, and Chu Shenming gave way to each other and slipped into the back of the door.
Scratching, locking the door of the toilet, and staggering, Chu Shenming realized that he had made a big mistake.
Big mistake.
Intolerable big mistake.
He peed his pants.
Although it was only a little bit, maybe it was held in the seat for too long, so I didn't hold back.
It's not at all that he has any thoughts about the old lady in her eighties, this warm current is that he Chu Shen, a dignified man, on the way to a business trip, peed his pants.
Fortunately, the amount was not much, and the pants did not get wet.
If the pants are wet, even if it is summer, even if it is dry, there will inevitably be traces, not to mention, some smell.
It's not a child, how can it be that it doesn't taste at all.
What made Chu Shenming even more unbearable, angry, and angry was that he had already occupied the toilet, and now no one or anything could interfere with his urine.
He couldn't squeeze a drop out.
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"Oh, I see."
Mu Chun leaned back and forth with laughter, and Chu Shenming was really worried that the chair would suddenly tilt over his head and throw Mu Chun to the ground.
Chu Sisi couldn't help laughing on the side.
"Funny, isn't it? I'm so fed up. ”
In the office at the end of the fifth floor of the Garden Bridge Hospital, the two of them couldn't help but laugh as if they had heard the funniest joke.
This laughter is not the slightest bit hypocritical and can be mocked, but I can't help but laugh, I don't care if I laugh at wrinkles, and I don't feel ashamed to laugh at the coffee.
Chu Shenming was infected by Mu Chun and Chu Sisi's laughter, and he also laughed, but he still had a sad face before.
"I don't blame you for this, I blame the boy, and the old woman who smells of perfume."
Mu Chun muttered, patting Chu Sisi's mother's newly bought coffee machine while solemnly expressing his opinion.
"She's not an old woman, doctor, that's a bit of an exaggeration, it's just in her early fifties."
"That's not an old woman? Sisi, is your mother an old woman? ”
"She's only in her forties."
Chu Sisi sighed.
Chu Shenming gave Chu Sisi an encouraging look.
It seems that this Dr. Mu Chun has no status in the department.
Who knows, Mu Chun said again: "Even if the half-old still has a lingering charm, it is also a sunset yellow flower, can it be a little charming, you ask him, if there is a choice, is it to choose you as a marriage partner or an old woman?" ”
Caught off guard, Chu Sisi was caught up in the topic, Chu Sisi's cheeks instantly turned crimson, and Chu Shenming was embarrassed.
But he heard this question clearly, if there was Chu Sisi, of course he would choose Chu Sisi, with outstanding figure, good character and appearance (this doesn't need to be thought about, it must be), the career is good, and it seems that the family conditions are also good.
Even if there are no last few articles, Chu Sisi standing in front of him makes people want to fall in love.
"And then?"
"What?"
"What happened to peeing? Speaking of which, I also had urinary incontinence, once I took the bus, it was also such a summer, I couldn't help it, I couldn't help it, and I encountered a traffic jam, the driver here will not stop because you want to urinate, at most I will say to you, so adults, I can't help it. ”
"Why haven't you heard from Dr. Mu before?"
Chu Sisi couldn't help but ask.
"This kind of trivial matter, what is there to say, you see me now, for all kinds of convenience, I put a pair of sweatpants in my white coat, it's simple, but it's not in a hurry."