"I'm so angry, young people now, my hands and feet are not good, and my little mouth is not smeared with honey."

Chen Bo was sweating profusely, and as soon as he entered the door, he couldn't wait to take off his shirt, revealing his loose and collapsed fat.

"There's less under the kitchen, that's it." Wang Xu turned the chair around and asked, "Why did you come back so late?" I should have finished class a long time ago. ”

Sniffing the smell on Chen Bo's body, Wang Xu immediately understood.

"You kid is sneaking away to eat skewers again."

"Today's cooking is about carving, and a few cucumbers are not full at all."

Chen Bo sat down in his seat, raised his wrist and complained: "This ghost bracelet has been screaming non-stop since just now. ”

"I guess your calorie intake is excessive, what about weight loss, take action, I'm still waiting to buy women's clothes online." Wang Xu quipped.

"If you really have this idea, just buy it boldly, everyone is a social person, and I won't look at you with colored glasses." Chen Bo glanced at the number on the bracelet, good guy, two pounds fatter than before.

"This product is rubbish, not at all, take a shower."

Annoyed and angry, Chen Bo took off his bracelet and jumped into the bathroom with a bath towel.

When the shower gel with water ran out and forgot to buy it, Chen Bo had to use handmade soap to put it on it, he clutched it in the palm of his hand, squeezed out the bubbles hard, chirped, and slipped his hand away.

"It's so slippery." Chen Bo bent down to pick it up, broke it in half, and played circus acrobatics again.

After taking a bath, Chen Bo's satiety decreased sharply, and he chose to drink a few sips of hot water to numb himself.

"Is there a food that doesn't gain weight if you eat it?"

Wang Xu nodded: "Yes, fiber biscuits, but that thing tastes very bad, and it sells expensively, if you can successfully lose weight, it will definitely not be eaten by eating biscuits, but by being poor and thin." ”

"Forget it, I'll go to bed early, I won't be hungry when I fall asleep." Chen Bo climbed into bed and started with a set of sit-ups to alleviate his guilt.

Wang Xu suddenly mentioned: "The exam time for the junior keyboard warrior is out." ”

"What?" Chen Bo poked out half of his head and asked, "When is the exam?" ”

"At the beginning of next month, the outline has been announced, and I will send it to you." Wang Xu made a cup of instant coffee and frowned.

Chen Bo thought that the typesetting of the mobile phone was not good, so he turned out of bed and used the computer to check it.

"It's all common sense questions, it doesn't seem to be difficult."

"How many domestic technology patents does Tiangong-5 have?" Wang Xu casually drew a question and made it difficult.

"Multiple choice questions? ABCD gives the answer. ”

"Fill in the blanks, what do you think?" Wang Xu thought the coffee was too bitter, so he opened the bag of sugar cubes and poured it in.

"This....this is the finale." Chen Bo looked confused.

"Last year, it was placed in the second question." Wang Xu ruthlessly broke Chen Bo's thoughts.

"And what's the finale?"

"Wait, I'll look for it." Wang Xu dragged the roller to the bottom and read: "In 2020, how many retirees will there be in the country, please be accurate to single digits." ”

"Accurate to the single digits, very good." Chen Bo couldn't help but applaud.

"Still find it difficult?" Wang Xu grinned.

"There are billions." Chen Bo stretched out his hand and gestured.

Wang Xu checked the pass rate for the next calendar year, and it was about 15%~20%, which was barely acceptable.

"The test is 60 points, it's all fill-in-the-blank judgment, no reading comprehension, and it's a blessing in misfortune."

"You sent me 5,000 exam questions, are you sure to win after brushing them up?" Chen Bo counted on this life-saving straw to pull himself.

"What do you think, this is a selection of previous years, the pass rate is above 40% before the exam, the questions are not the same every year, to ensure 100% freshness."

This time, Wang Xu felt that the coffee was too sweet, so he brewed an extra half pack of instant dilution.

Chen Bo roughly calculated: "5,000 questions, brush for a month? On average, there are 200 questions a day, 1 minute for a question, and 3 hours a day. ”

"If you have a month, just 20 days, if you have a high success rate, just choose C after brushing to 2000 questions." Wang Xu calculates according to the ideal 100% accuracy rate, which can save more than half of the time.

Chen Bo searched for a certain treasure, and did not open up related business, the junior keyboard warrior qualification exam can only be taken by people majoring in keyboard application, the market is too small, unprofitable.

Fortunately, you can do it while searching for questions, so that the accuracy rate can be guaranteed, but the efficiency will be greatly reduced.

But if you just complete the task in a dull way, it will definitely be revealed when it comes to the exam, and after thinking about it, Chen Bo decided to take it seriously.

There are 13 disciplines in total, including philosophy, economics, law, education, literature, history, science, engineering, agriculture, medicine, management, military science, and art.

There are 110 first-level disciplines under the categories, covering all majors stipulated by the Education Bureau.

"Earn pocket money without leaving home, and go all over the world with a profession."

Chen Bo restrained his urge to burst into foul language, immortals are not so easy to be, cultivation is a chore, the most important thing is understanding and persistence.

This is only the initial difficulty, and what kind of Shura field is further up, Chen Bo can't imagine it.

"What happens if you don't take the test?" Chen Bo asked weakly.

Wang Xu fed a reassuring pill, "Continue in the second year, the examination is not the only way out, there are very few people who have not taken the exam and have completed their studies." ”

At the same time, he emphasized: "If you can pass the special keyboard warrior exam, you can graduate directly ahead of schedule, and the world will broadcast the grand event live, and the award presenters will be selected, and the time and place will be optional." ”

"Are we so professional?" Chen Bo rubbed his belly complacently.

"If you don't achieve the goal, you naturally have to encourage the first person to eat crabs." Wang Xu picked up the coffee and saluted Chen Bo: "Drink this cup of cappuccino and become the most eye-catching new star." ”

Before Chen Bo could react, Wang Xu did a good job.

"Huh? What about playing with me? ”

Chen Bo learned from the other party's arrogance and poured himself a pot of boiling water.

"Drink this glass of boiled water, I'm just....cough~ scalded."

Chen Bo stuck out his tongue all the way, and strode to the water dispenser in the aisle to get cold water.

"Cheers?" Wang Xu raised a cup of freshly dissolved coffee and couldn't hide his smile.

Chen Bo waved his hand and refused: "No, no, I know my strength, don't be a demon." ”

The phone screen lit up, and it was a message from He Qiqi.

[Dear Nai, people miss you, are you free tomorrow]

Chen Bo replied neatly: [No, I want to go to class]

[It's Thanksgiving Soon, I've got a surprise for you]

"Surprise?" Chen Bo held his head in his hands and meditated.

"Isn't it a happy father? Do I hear raindrops falling on the green meadows? ”

"No, no, Chen Bo, how did your mind become so obscene, I'm very disappointed in you."

It is necessary to explain the misunderstanding between him and He Qiqi, since the other party sincerely invited him, why not push the boat down the river and take the opportunity to break it off, so as not to cause extraneous branches.

[Good drop, see you tomorrow]