Chapter Seventy-Three. Short breaks are frequent, and super players are incompetent and furious
Pale landing platform, one table, one chair, one lamp, one person.
Li Weiji found a comfortable position and slid into his chair, the light shining on the table, and the door to Tyria swirled like a whirlpool. The whirlpool seemed to have a magical power that attracted his gaze, and the picture of the struggle with the Imperial Guild over the years was like a shadow puppet play tumbling in the whirlpool.
The nicknames of the high-ranking officials of the Imperial Guild who had been assassinated flew past his eyes one after another, and the corners of Li Weiji's mouth gradually smiled.
The light on the desk suddenly went off, and the fleeting light reflected a line of small words: "Teammate Li Li Changchang sent you an interview application."
After agreeing to the application, a gap opened in the honeycomb-shaped wall, and Li Yi slipped out and fell to the ground like a soft white bee chrysalis.
Habitually patting his buttocks, Li Yi smiled and said, "I didn't expect it to be so interesting to visit the friend platform." ”
Hearing his friend say this, Li Weiji naturally asked, "How do you say it?" ”
Li Yi pulled out the extra chair out of thin air and sat down with a big grin, and said: "This whirlpool is like a vacuum cleaner, and I am a grain of ash." After being forcibly sucked in, I was whirling in a whirlpool. There's everything in the whirlpool, and if you want to, it will appear in front of your eyes immediately. ”
"And what did you think?"
Li Yi shrugged his shoulders and said, "I won't tell you." ”
"Usually when you say something like this, you think about only two things." Li Weiji rebelled against the first army.
"What two kinds of things?"
Li Weiji stretched out his index finger: "First, erotic." Then he put away his index finger and pointed out his middle finger and said, "Second, revenge." ”
"Be specific." Li Yi said, "You can guess what you say by a man." ”
Li Weiji waved his hand and said: "Regarding the first point, I can't be specific. The second point, of course, is the beating of the frost. As far as you can imagine, I guess I would have hung Frost upside down from a tree and whipped him with a leather whip dipped in chili pepper water. ”
"Wrong." Li Yi said excitedly, "I'm going to hang that turtle grandson upside down in the middle of the ceiling, and then hang eight, no, ten big maces around him, as long as you gently pluck it, the dog's day will definitely be full of holes, and blood will be ...... on all sides."
Li Weiji smiled: "Do you paint the wall with blood? ”
"Huh. That's a good idea. Li Yi clapped his hands and said, "It's still your brain." When the time comes, the entire landing platform will be bright red, and it will be relieved to think about it. ”
Li Weiji said: "Do you guess if [Deep Blue] has read your brain waves." ”
"Whatever. Fantasy is not a crime. At most, label me as violent. ”
"That's enough to make your life inconvenient." "If you think about it, the label of violent tendencies must be a public label. When you take Miao Miao to the mall, no matter where you go, everyone who passes by will know that you have violent tendencies, you don't care, but they will definitely think of your domestic violence Miao Miao, can you stand it? ”
Li Yi covered his mouth.
Li Weiji smiled evilly: "Don't be afraid. Blood-smearing the wall is what I want, and I am also going to label it. ”
"Damn, you're getting in." Li Yi regained his smug appearance, "What about you, what are you going to do next?" ”
Li Weiji stretched out his hands, and the yin and yang doubles flowed endlessly.
"Zigui said that this pair of yin and yang fish has special permissions, but I think this is definitely not the whole truth, and there is no reason for [Deep Blue] to design something that disrupts the balance of the game. Unfortunately, with our status and status, it is almost impossible to uncover such a secret. ”
"Then what do you say he's doing?"
Li Weiji said: "By the way, isn't it allowed?" ”
"Allow, you continue."
Li Weiji took his fist: "Zigui is a member of the Xu Group, as far as I know, the Xu Group has three successors, of which the eldest and the third are male, do you guess whether Zigui is the boss or the third." ”
"Who can guess this, they are in the form of Asura, and the ghost will recognize it."
"It's the third." Li Weiji said, "They are not pure asura, and when Zigui said that his surname was Xu, I instinctively dissected his appearance. Removing the appearance bonus of Asura's form, that face is still quite different from reality, and I guess they must have used an easy item so that others would not recognize him. ”
Li Yi said: "Then how do you know that it is the third child?" ”
Li Weiji said: "It is analyzed from the nickname. ”
"Zigui, is there anything special?"
"It's not special to return to the child alone, but it's easy to guess with the addition of Momoyuki." Li Weiji groaned: "The peach is dying, scorching its glory. The son is home, and it is appropriate for him to live in his room. ”
Li Yi said: "Ying Qihua, Xu Yijia." It turns out that their nickname is taken in this way, and they are really literate. I knew that I also had a nice nickname, Li Li Changchang is too cheesy. ”
Li Weiji thought to himself: "Using a child's name as a game nickname will not be cheesy no matter what." He immediately said: "Your nickname is very good, Li Li is smooth, and he is generous." ”
Li Yi smiled: "Okay, don't comfort me." Let's get down to business,Zigui didn't say to help you figure out the role of the Yin Yin Fish.,Then we can't be idle.,I just went offline to drink water and casually went to the forum to find information in the measurement field.,There's a guy named Jin Kun who posted a distribution map of monsters in the measurement field.,And the monster level is marked in detail.。 If you want to farm monsters, this map is very useful. ”
Li Weiji rubbed his eyes and said, "I've seen that picture, it's not accurate."
"No, it won't. I see that every location on it is clearly marked. ”
"Tyria is going to change." Li Weiji turned his back to the sky, "In reality, more than two hours, a day and night in the game, what the players do has produced a butterfly effect, and the 144,000 plane where we are located is already very different from other measurement field planes, and the game strategies of other players may not be completely applicable to us, and it is okay to use it as a reference." ”
Without waiting for Li Yi to speak, Li Weiji stood up and said, "I almost forgot, our feature fragment function has not been opened yet. Alas, if we had a trait shard bonus when fighting evil spirits, maybe we would have been able to pass the level. ”
"So let's turn on the feature fragmentation function first, and then go back to the metrics domain?"
"Hmm." Li Weiji said, "It's all my fault, I forgot to open such a basic function." ”
Li Yi said: "How can I blame you for this. For the past month, you've been thinking about customizing copies every day, and one person's energy is limited, and there's definitely no way to do everything. Don't beat yourself up. ”
Li Weiji felt the comfort of his friends and said: "Self-blame is definitely unavoidable, but self-blame alone does not solve practical problems." Let's open the [Trait Enhancement] dungeon first, anyway, the evil spirit is still in the Chaos Rat Country, and we have a chance to kill it. ”
"Okay. Then I'll leave first, don't think about it so much, it's just a game, take it easy. ”
After speaking, Li Yi was sucked into the whirlpool and swirled around like poop and was washed away, and the extra chair disappeared out of thin air.
[Feature Fragment] is a local mode dungeon, and the two of them can't team up through the network to complete it, so Li Weiji sits upright and presses the [Trait Enhancement] dungeon for three seconds.
"Little Sloppy 1.0 welcomes the brave, please enter the question you want to know."
The jagged dialog box smashed in front of Li Weiji's eyes, and he directly typed: "How to use feature fragments?"
Click~
A slow, but rhythmic typing sound sounds, and the dialog box reads: "Little Sloppy has been separated from his master for too long, and Little Sloppy misses his master's hug."
Li Weiji typed: "Where is your master?"
"Zhuojia took the master away, and the little sloppy failed to protect the master."
didn't expect this task to be related to Zhuo Jia, Li Weiji typed stupidly: "I'll help you get the master back."
As soon as this sentence was lost, the pure black space shook violently, and Li Weiji took a sharp breath and suppressed the subconscious of his brain wanting to escape.
The dialog box rotates, and the white wireframe stands in the dark, like a door.
Pushing open the door, the dim light did not hurt the eyes, and Li Weiji looked left and right.
It was a small, dilapidated house, with seven or eight beams of light coming in from the light openings in the walls and ceiling, where the beams lit many small parts such as nuts and gears, and three small boxes with wrenchers, screwdrivers, vises, and hammers of various sizes on the low table attached to the wall.
One foot stepped out of the door, splashing dust countless times.
"It looks like a small lab that hasn't been used for a long time."
Coughing a few times, Li Weiji covered his mouth and nose and then remembered the door, and looked back, a slightly bright golem was paralyzed in the corner as if dying.
A mechanical and electronic voice sounded: "Little sloppy and well-wishers are looking for the master together." ”
Li Weiji responded: "But you don't seem to be motivated." ”
"Little sloppy needs sunshine."
Li Weiji dragged the golem under the beam, and the sunlight mixed with the rising dust applied to the golem's shell, and the golem thanked him: "Your kindness warms the little sloppy heart like the sun." ”
Smiling with relief, he swept the dust off the little sloppy head and asked, "How long will it take to charge it?" ”
The little sloppy replied, "Two hours." ”
The game is two hours, and the reality is ten minutes, which is just acceptable.
The man and the golem coexisted quietly like this, and when the little sloppy charge was almost over, Li Weiji opened his mouth and asked, "What is your master's name?" ”
"Taimi."
Finding Taimi is not difficult.
Little Sloppy says that Taimi was taken away by Zhuojia, and if you guess correctly, this little laboratory is in Latasom, and in Latasom you only need to go to one place, the Snauff Memorial Laboratory.
The Snaef Memorial Lab is located in the western area of Latasom and can be accessed from the one in the middle of the three Asura Stargates below the Magic Courtyard waypoint.
It was originally Snaef's laboratory, which was managed and used by Zoga after Snaif's death. During the days when he was discussing custom copies with Zhuojia and Susie, Li Weiji often went in and out of this laboratory.
Passing through the star gate with a little sloppy, before he could adapt to the distorted vision after teleportation, a voice like frost came from his ears: "...... Celebrate. ”
Li Weiji thought that he had auditory hallucinations, and hurriedly opened his eyes to see that he found nothing. The Snaiff Memorial Laboratory was still only Researcher Asura, and Droga sat at the research table, unsmiling.
"It seems that I care too much about gains and losses, and I always think about frost."
Li Weiji walked up to Zhuo Jia and said bluntly, "Where is Taimi?"
Zhuo Jia raised his head and swept over the little sloppy body, and the little sloppy said: "Detect-to-danger-signal, defense mode start-start, start-...... Give up resistance. ”
Zhuo Jia put down the Golem remote control in his hand and said, "Who are you?"
Li Weiji was wondering why Zhuo Jia didn't know himself, and after thinking about it, the [Feature Enhancement] copy might also be an independent plane, and it was completely normal for Zhuo Jia not to know himself in this plane, and he introduced himself: "My name is Sixty-Four."
"Fart, you're obviously Li Weiji." Droga suddenly recognized his identity again.
Li Weiji was completely confused.
Droga asked, "Why didn't you participate in the Snaiff Prize?"
"I failed the mission and couldn't participate in the selection." After Li Weiji answered, he immediately asked rhetorically, "You obviously didn't know me just now......
"That one was a plane projection, not my deity."
Li Weiji shouted, pointed at Zhuo Jia and said, "You, you can cross the pattern."
"I thought you had already reacted." Zoga stepped down from the research table, "What are you looking for me?" ”
Li Weiji should have reacted a long time ago.
As early as when he was at the Bay Teleportation Point, Zhuo Jia naturally recognized Li Weiji, and he vaguely felt that something was wrong at that time, but during that time, he and Zhuo Jia met every day, and he was completely accustomed to Zhuo Jia's existence, and he did not think about the difference between the local mode and the network mode.
Now in the local mode, Zhuo Jia talks a lot about the content in the network mode, which caused Li Weiji to be surprised.
After a brief blank in his brain, Li Weiji said: "So, I just heard the sound of frost, is it true?"
Droga said, "There is indeed some overlap in the plane signals, which is why the Arcane Council asked me to come and have a look."
"What is plane signal overlap?"
Zhuo Jia said: "It means that two or more planes coincide instantaneously at the intersection of time and space, and the plane information will be superimposed, and this phenomenon is usually very short-lived."
Li Weiji sighed, according to Zhuo Jia, the overlap of the plane and the superposition of the landing platform are somewhat similar.
It is the limitation of human beings to explain the unknown with what has been seen.
Seeing that Li Weiji was silent, Zhuo Jia asked, "What is the matter with you bringing the little sloppy to me?"
Li Weiji said: "By the way, I'm here to find Taimi." This golem needs the hug of its owner. ”
Zhuo Jia's eyebrows sank, and he said, "You're here to turn on the feature enhancement function, I'll just help you open it directly."
Zhuojia's voice fell, and the game prompt immediately sounded: "After perseverance and hard work, you have finally moved Zhuojia, she has turned on the feature fragment enhancement function for you."
Without much effort, the function of thinking was turned on instantly, but Li Weiji was not very happy.
The correct flow of this quest is obviously to go to Zhuojia first, find Taimi through Zhuojia, then watch Taimi and Sloppy hug affectionately, and finally Sloppy will turn on the feature enhancement for the player.
But the so-called Zhuojia deity suddenly appeared in front of her, and she forcibly turned on the feature enhancement function, obviously not wanting Xiao Sloppy and Taimi to meet.
Could it be that this copy also has a hidden plot?
This idea just came to mind, and before he could ask, he heard Zhuo Jia say with a fierce look: "Don't meddle in your business. Abide by your duty as a player, the function you want has been turned on, and this quest is over. ”
Coercion, absolute coercion.
In reality, Li Weiji's heartbeat soared, the blood flow rate accelerated, his hands were clenched, and the yin and yang pisces covered the entire living room, and the charging family maid robot crashed on the spot.
The bright red dust flowed into the nutrient solution from the palm of his hand, and the nutrient solution washed all over his body. After a while, the red soup returned to clarity, and his heartbeat slowed down.
In the game, Li Weiji was so frightened by Zhuo Jia that his calves trembled, his legs fell to the ground with weakness, and he hurriedly retreated five times silently and returned to the landing platform.
Feeling settled, he sent a message to Li Yidao: "Okay. What about you? ”
Li Yi replied in seconds: "I'm already well." Let's get started. ”
Li Weiji said: "I'll go offline to drink saliva, you wait for me."
Leaving the game cabin, he turned on the lights, picked up the water cup and took a cup of raw water from the hygiene in a daze, and after a few sips of cold water, he saw that he was lying on the ground in light blue.
"Is there no electricity? The charging cable is connected. Something went wrong? He muttered as he picked up the robot and pressed the restart switch hidden in her hair, and the robot's eyes lit up again.
"The quality inspection is not good. How can a domestic robot die when the power is off. ”
With a complaint, he put down the water cup and lay back down in the game cabin, and sent an invitation to Li Yi to form a team.
Light Blue restarted, the blue light in her eyes getting deeper and deeper, and she said to herself, "The bridge has finally surfaced. ”
Li Weiji and Li Yi returned to the measurement field again, standing in Dora's monitoring room, and the two kept shouting "".
"Lao Ji, what the hell is this bells and whistles?"
"The game secretly demoted us."
"What do you mean?"
Li Weiji said his conjecture: "These are the game interfaces. Because of the failure of the previous mission, the game decided that we were not good enough, so it provided us with a lot of auxiliary interfaces. I'll see what they do. ”
Focused on the upper left corner, ten small translucent icons represent the game menu, Contacts and Seeking Parties, Heroes, Inventory, Mail, Black Lion Traders, Guilds, World Wars, Arenas, and Daily Achievements. Below the ten icons is a silhouette of the avatar, and a right-facing arrow expands to output the player's name, invite or join the player's party, and create a large team.
Further down to the left is a concise chat box with a constant scroll of what the NPCs around you are saying. Li Weiji said "Hello" tentatively, and the chat box scrolled to [say] Li Weiji: Hello.
"Lao Ji, your words appear in the chat box."
Li Yi's words also appear in the chat box, which is so strange that it seems that the game deliberately subtitles what the player says.
Putting away the chat box, trying not to pay attention to the NPC dialogue scrolling in the chat box, Li Weiji said: "I'm now level 1 and have 388 blood, what about you?" ”
Li Yi glanced at the interface, found that his level was also level 1 in the lower left near the blind spot, and saw the red blood ball written 398 in the middle of the line of sight, and immediately smiled: "Lao Tzu has 398 points of blood, 10 points higher than you, are you convinced?" ”
"Obey suit." Li Weiji nodded again and again, "It takes 2,000 experience points to upgrade from level 1 to level 2, let's find a monster to see how much experience we can get." ”
Hearing that he was going to fight monsters, Li Yi was more excited than Li Weiji, and he shouted: "I remember that it is written on the monster distribution map of Jin Kun that there are many jungle wild boars and chocobos near Solandra, all of which are level 2 monsters, do you want to try it?" ”
Of course, the two of them came to the outskirts of Sorendra, where the grass was secluded and the roots were well developed, and from a distance, they could see the yellow-named neutral monster shaking in the grass pile under the trees: the jungle boar.
The name of the monster was displayed on the top of its head, as if it had returned to ancient times, and Li Weiji was speechless.
"This pig's gluteal and leg muscles are not well developed." Li Yi looked at the monster in front of him from the perspective of a butcher, "Is the novice village welfare?" ”
After speaking, his great sword turned, and it slid by the boar's side like a whirlwind, the blades of grass flew and rolled, the tip of the ghost blade dripped, and the boar fell to the ground.
"It's over." Li Yi was stunned in place, killing the monster in seconds didn't give him any pleasure.
Li Weiji asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Li Yi said: "I only gained 12 experience points for killing this pig. ”
Li Weiji immediately frowned, although he expected that the monster farming upgrade in "Guild Wars" would be slow, but he never expected it to be so slow.
After pondering for a long time, Li Weiji said: "Let's contact them first, see how many levels they have now, and we can have a target to catch up." Taking out the communication button, he adjusted the frequency to turn on Zigui's signal and said, "We're resting." ”
Zigui replied: "Hydropower development group, come quickly, introduce a friend to you." ”
"What friend?"
Li Weiji's heart was full of uneasiness, over the years, he rarely played games with anyone other than Li Yi, and he always had a hint of rejection of passers-by who were not relatives. teamed up with Gu Hanzhang and others before, and at first it was only out of task needs, but later he recognized Gu Hanzhang's identity, and he felt that there were familiar people in the team, so he didn't find a way to leave the team.
Zigui said: "The super player I hired at a great price, she has a success rate of 80% in our cracking of the Yin Yang Fish. ”
"What's the nickname?" Li Weiji didn't ask casually, a person's nickname can often show the person's bias.
Zigui said: "You will know when you come." Come on. ”
"Don't say I'm not going."
"Impotent rage."
Li Weiji was stunned.
It's her?
A shadow appeared in his heart, his pace accelerated, and he unconsciously ran in front of Li Yi, Li Yi's whirlwind slashed rapidly, and it took two more flights to catch up with Li Weiji's pace.
"Running so fast, blind date?"
Li Weiji shook his head and said, "Don't talk nonsense. Zigui said that he would introduce a super player to us, so he was excited. ”
"Is that her?" Li Yi smiled sheepishly: "Isn't it her?" Not so coincidental, right? ”
Seeing that his friend did not deny it, Li Yi smiled even more: "You always say that there will be an echo if you don't want to go, and this echo comes in time." Seize the opportunity to get married and have children. I'll give you a big red envelope. ”
"Don't talk nonsense. It's just to meet. Li Weiji smiled at the corner of his mouth, and the excitement that he couldn't hide was overflowing.
Li Yi snorted twice, his eyebrows raised, obviously mocking his friend's lack of courage.
Li Weiji didn't mind, he only had her looking back in his heart now.
"Hello, my name is Sixty-Four, thank you for helping me unlock this chain lock."
"It's a small thing. You're pretty good, and you're stumped to crack the mechanism all the way to this point. ”
"You're even more powerful, this step can't stop you."
"Of course, nothing in the game can stump me. It's talent. ”
"Miss Talent, can you take me through this easter egg map?"
"Of course, no problem, the quality of the daggers produced by this easter egg map is not bad. In addition, little sixth brother, remember, my name is impotent rage. ”
She looked back coldly, but left countless springs for Li Weiji to count.