Chapter 5: Telling the Truth
"What's going on?"
Just now, Jiang Wen was still thinking about whether to ask tentatively and ask her to resell the earrings to herself.
As a result, in the next second, people actually scolded themselves for being scumbags?
It's kind of inexplicable.
Poor Jiang Wen didn't understand at all......
For a girl, she is enough to quickly make up several palace fighting dramas in a few seconds.
The content is not repeated at all.
Well, although the other party scolded him for being a scumbag, he couldn't deny that Xu Yue was a good girl.
Don't be pretentious, have a positive outlook, and be filial to your parents.
It's a pity that the two have incompatible personalities and are destined not to get together.
Thinking of the picture of the breakup at noon, Jiang Wen couldn't help but sigh.
He looked at the floral stud earrings in his hand and muttered in a low voice: "For her, maybe this may not be a better choice." ”
……
……
Back to the dormitory,
Ma Shangfei was dumbfounded when he saw Jiang someone coming in with a large suitcase.
Am me Nima?
Before he left, he specially told him not to buy expensive ones!
Didn't Arwen understand the inner meaning of my words?
Zhao Kai on the side was also sluggish, and he was also shown off by Awen's handsome operation.
Ma Shangfei swallowed his saliva and said with difficulty: "Awen, what did you buy?" ”
Jiang Wen smiled: "T-shirt." ”
"That's fine."
Ma Shangfei breathed a sigh of relief for the time being, he thought that Ah Wen had bought a color TV or something.
Still not too reassuring, he asked, "How much did you buy?" ”
"Fifty pieces." Jiang Wen said proudly.
"What's that?"
Ma Shangfei was stunned: "Fifty pieces? You are crazy? ”
Qi Haoran next to him made up another knife: "What he took was all one style." ”
Ma Shangfei: "......"
He had barely thought he could accept it.
It's only fifty clothes, and it's not bad to change them every day.
As a result, Arvena was stupid and only bought one style?
Ma Shangfei took a deep breath and couldn't help but be speechless: "Awen, you are not lightly ill now." ”
He now regretted a little bit that he had asked the other party to buy him a gift.
“……”
Jiang Wen turned a deaf ear to this, just laughed and said nothing.
Zhao Kai, Ma Shangfei and the three of them opened the box and took out one of the T-shirts.
Take a closer look at the style.
The whole body is white, and a large black "hanging" character pattern is in the center.
Just three words - ugly!
Then, the three of them were depressed again.
They've really confirmed one thing now.
That is, the breakup at noon caused very serious damage to Jiang Wen.
Not only is the behavior abnormal, but even the aesthetics have been violently distorted!
It seems that we can't delay any longer, and we have to find a time to see a doctor quickly.
This is their unanimous idea at the moment.
Ma Shangfei and the three of them glanced at each other, and they all stared at Jiang Wen in unison.
Jiang Wen was a little embarrassed to be stared at, and coughed dryly: "Ahem, this dress is still good, it's just a bit of an abstraction." ”
Ma Shangfei rolled his eyes: "You call this abstraction?" ”
Zhao Kai on the side was a little curious: "Spent a lot of money, right?" ”
Jiang Wen said indifferently: "It's okay, it's only more than two thousand yuan." ”
"It's just over two thousand?"
Zhao Kai raised his eyebrows, and his face showed surprise.
Say this as if you're a millionaire?
Ahem, okay.
Arwen is indeed a millionaire.
Due to the accidental death of his parents, the insurance company paid more than a million in compensation.
But it shouldn't be so extravagant.
In today's society, don't you have to pay one or two million to buy a house?
You're not getting married in the future?
Don't have children?
It's all a lot of money, shouldn't it be saved?
Spending more than 2,000 on 50 extremely ugly T-shirts is probably something that only a fool can do.
Zhao Kai looked at Jiang Wen and was faintly worried: "Ah Wen is not much different from a fool now." ”
Jiang Wen smiled, took out a transparent pouch from his arms and handed it to Zhao Kai.
"Baldness, too."
Opening the bag, Zhao Kai took it out and looked at it.
It's actually an earring?
Or a women's floral stud earring.
So he looked at Jiang Wen, and the worry in his eyes was even greater, with a deep sense of sympathy and regret.
Tell me,
How can a good person suddenly say stupid and stupid?
Zhao Kai felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, he reluctantly pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled: "Don't say it...... These earrings are really not bad, they match the appearance of the male god! ”
"Forehead ......"
Jiang Wen was stunned when he heard this.
According to the bald hair's previous temperament, shouldn't this guy complain about this lady's stud earrings?
Why is it boasting today?
"Won't it?"
Seeing the deep worry on the faces of Zhao Kai and the three of them, Jiang Wen suddenly thought of a possibility.
Aren't they thinking they're fools?
Thinking about these abnormal measures of my own today, I am afraid that everyone will think so.
But do you want to tell them the truth?
What they said, can they believe Zhao Kai?
Will you be more sure that you are a fool?
After playing the game for more than ten years, suddenly one day someone said to you: "Brother, we can cut monsters and upgrade like in the game!" ”
Would you believe it?
I was probably sent to a psychiatric hospital the next day.
"What a headache."
Jiang Wen suddenly scratched his ears and cheeks.
When this scene fell in the eyes of Zhao Kai and Ma Shangfei, it made them even more confirmed that Awen was sick.
So, Zhao Kai and the three of them secretly conveyed their eyes under each other's noses.
Zhao Kai: "Scum, what do you say?" ”
Qi Haoran: "I think it's best to go to the hospital." ”
Ma Shangfei: "Which subject?" ”
Qi Haoran: "Psychiatry." ”
Ma Shangfei: "Will he be very resistant?" ”
Qi Haoran: "I don't know. ”
Zhao Kai: "Do you want to discuss it with him?" ”
Ma Shangfei: "What if he doesn't admit that he is sick?" ”
Qi Haoran: "Then take it away forcibly." ”
Ma Shangfei: "Oh. ”
Zhao Kai: "ojbk." ”
The trio quickly completed the discussion.
"Alright, alright."
Seeing this, Jiang Wen smiled angrily: "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, I'm really fine." ”
Zhao Kai's expression was very perfunctory, and he nodded again and again: "We know." ”
"Alas......"
Jiang Wen sighed.
It seems that there is no way.
If this continues, there is no way to delay it until the day of the closed beta.
As for how to make them believe in this, Jiang Wen also had a little countermeasure in his heart.
He locked the dorm door behind him and arranged the four chairs in a circle.
"Bald, scum, fat."
After Jiang Wen took a deep breath, he said with a serious expression: "What I want to say to you next is very important, and I can also explain my abnormal behavior today by the way, I hope you can listen carefully." ”
"No problem."
Seeing Awen's series of behaviors, Zhao Kai and the three of them were no longer funny, and sat on their chairs one by one.
Jiang Wen took a sip of water and said in a deep voice: "Next, the whole world will undergo great changes, and every human will become a player......
In less than twenty minutes, Jiang Wen finished telling the ins and outs of "Ten Clans" invading the real world.
Bang Bang Bang!
After listening, Zhao Kai and Ma Shangfei immediately began to applaud.
Ma Shangfei unceremoniously cheered and said with a smile: "I have to say, Arwen, your story is very true, I almost believed it." ”
Zhao Kai laughed, and said in a ridiculous tone: "Then you are not very good, fat man, I believe it, in the future, I must find a few cat women to warm my bed!" ”
“……”
Jiang Wen was helpless.
Sure enough, these two didn't believe it at all.
looked at Qi Haoran, who was sitting opposite, and found that the other party's brows were slightly furrowed, and he seemed to be in deep thought.
"No, scum, don't you believe it?"
"Who believes such a ridiculous reason?"
"That's it."
"I think so, let's send Arwen to the doctor quickly."
"That's true, he's really sick now."
Seeing that Qi Haoran didn't have a united front with them, Zhao Kai and Ma Shangfei both complained together.
“……”
Jiang Wen ignored Zhao Kai and Ma Shangfei, looked at Qi Haoran and said with great seriousness: "Scum, what do you think?" ”
Qi Haoran pondered for a moment and said lightly: "I personally think ...... There is a certain possibility of this. ”
Ma Shangfei and Zhao Kai fryed again in an instant.
"What's that?"
"Scum, are you stupid too?"
"Like, how could such a ridiculous thing happen?"
"I'm a little sorry for your ingenuity."
“……”
Qi Haoran shook his head and said indifferently: "Don't worry, listen to me slowly." ”
"Okay, you say."
Ma Shangfei added: "It must be justified and convincing." ”
"No problem."
Qi Haoran continued: "If you carefully observe Ah Wen's behavior today, you will find something unusual. ”
"Really?"
Zhao Kai scratched his head and said suspiciously: "What did he do today?" ”
Qi Haoran's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said indifferently: "Ah Wen took so long to go to the toilet in the afternoon, don't you have any doubts at all?" ”
“……”
Ma Shangfei lowered his head and gradually fell into deep thought.
What can you do in the toilet?
Are you quietly engaged in the traditional craft of five fingers?
No way?
Just broke up at noon and came back with special exercise?
Is Aven's heart so big?
"Wait!"
After thinking for a while, Zhao Kai on the side showed shock on his face, and shouted incredulously: "Is it possible...... Arwen: Did he eat?! ”