Chapter 65: Making Money
The Mage Guild and the Arcanist Guild, after holding emergency meetings one after another, the Goblin United Chamber of Commerce also held a meeting.
Goblins all over the world use portals to reach the dungeons they have built deep underground.
One by one, the goblins walked to the conference hall.
Anyone who comes here to attend the meeting is at least the president of the regional chamber of commerce.
Rao is like this, and as far as the eye can see, the hall without seats is still crowded with tens of thousands of goblins.
The new weekly stirred up the changing situation on the mainland.
The three major organizations met in a group.
It's just that the first two are in a hurry to have a meeting.
And the latter meeting is more bizarre.
The meeting revolved around three points:
First, discuss whether to award Charlie Violet the title of 'Honorary Goblin'.
Second, whether to make an exception to promote the 'ideal township' floating city as a first-class collaborator.
Third, whether to improve Charlie Violet's discount treatment.
However, all three proposals were adopted by unanimous votes.
When Charlie was notified.
I learned that before I knew it, I had been elected as an 'honorary goblin' by a group of goblins.
Charlie didn't have a wave on his face, smiled even brighter, and shook hands with the goblins who had come to announce the honor.
And 'business blows each other' a wave.
The little black dragon on her shoulder was stunned the whole time, and her eyes were extremely strange when she looked at Charlie.
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Just when the arcanists were in full swing preparing to do something.
The magicians cheerfully celebrated Friday's 'Great Victory'.
Another bombshell news spread quickly around the world, instantly smashing everyone.
Goblins, again! A new newspaper has been launched!
That's 'great'!
They really haven't made big news for thousands of years, and when they do, it's a whole bunch of 'news'.
The publication that only runs on Saturdays is called "The Secrets of the World You Don't Know."
It costs 32 silver coins and 88 copper coins, which is another 12 copper coins cheaper than the Friday Special.
The spellcasters who originally saw the 78th version of their dreams had made up their minds not to be fooled again.
But this title kills almost all arcanists and magicians.
Both have a very important caster rank - the Bachelor of Erudition.
This title given by the goblins is not a group mockery of all legal systems?!
Can the casters endure it?
That's absolutely not!
So one by one, they rolled up their mage sleeves and waved their gold coin bags.
Buy! Everyone has to buy it!
After they bought it, they wanted to read it with a magnifying glass, word for word!
Even if there is a punctuation error!
They're going to the Goblin Chamber of Commerce to make trouble, too!
Let them themselves ban this ridiculous publication!
As a result, "The Secrets of the World You Don't Know", which debuted on Saturday, sold well.
The goblins themselves were in a dream when they saw this sale.
What the hell are they talking about, and there really are idiots who pay to see it?!
They didn't know that the gold coins in the mainland were so easy to earn!
So, without Charlie's knowledge, the goblins were opened a 'new door'......
All the masters held their breath, clutched a copy of "The Secrets of the World You Don't Know", and gritted their teeth and went back.
They want to see what the goblins know that they don't know!
As a result, the entire Saturday and Sunday casters were stunned.
The process was particularly 'tragic', with the only thing that 'soared' was the growth of new issues on Saturday.
Literally, to 'break through the sky'.
No one cares what kind of 'catastrophe' this Saturday and Sunday is for the spellcasters.
However, the facts tell us that even in another world, everyone loves to gossip.
Walking out into the streets, you can hear people talking about the 'incredible' things in Saturday's publications.
On Saturday, the goblins were already on the bench to draw the sales curve.
And on Sundays, when they continue to chart sales, they need to use ladders.
They really like the 'lines' that represent the gold in the warehouse.
Of course, they prefer Charlie, who taught them these.
The goblin was so happy that his mouth almost grinned at the back of his head.
As for the bet......
The goblins had already gone to give Charlie the agreed amount.
A new week begins.
For some reason, there seemed to be a dark cloud hanging over the Wizards' Guild.
Ayirod King, who rushed to the association, looked out of the carriage with a dull gaze.
The head is stuffed with [the love history of the legendary thief Koroy and 108 widows].
Until the carriage stopped at the entrance of the association, the archmage was still dumbfounded.
When Chairman Kim, who breathed a sigh of relief, walked into the branch, his steps were swaying.
90% of the magicians in the association are in a similar state to him, and their eyes are blank.
Walking into his office and sitting in a familiar chair, Chairman Kim came back to his senses for a long time.
There was no hot tea brewed on the table, and it wasn't until he wanted to shake the magic bell and call the attendant to inquire that the other party hurried in.
He brought Chairman Kim his favorite red leaf tea.
In this midsummer, when his heart is as cold as winter, only red leaf tea can comfort his fragile heart, which has been ruthlessly trampled by the 'widows'.
Chairman Kim did not blame the other party for his mistakes in work.
He just waited patiently for the attendant to put down the tray with the tea set, and handed him a copy of Goblin Weekly.
For some reason, Chairman Kim inexplicably didn't want to flip through this publication.
He took the cup from the chamberlain, and brought it to his lips with some distraction.
"Poofโ"
The water was cold and the tea was not boiled.
Chairman Kim squirted directly out of shape.
Originally, he looked angrily at his attendant.
But from the other party's panic, I instantly understood something.
"You watched it too?" Chairman Kim's face was very 'wonderful', and he asked with difficulty.
The attendant officer was still a little unresponsive.
He added, "Koroy." โ
The attendant immediately replied mechanically, "Love, Kelly, Barbara...... Wendy, Daisy, Amanda! (102 female names omitted)
President Jin held his forehead, and after a while, he eased up, and waved his hand weakly, signaling the other party to retreat.
No matter how cruel the reality is, you have to force yourself to accept it, this is life.
Chairman Kim calmed down for a long time and opened the "Goblin Weekly".
As expected, the mentality exploded again.
You can go to TMD Damn Life!!
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It was a beautiful turnaround, but there was no joy for the arcanists.
Why?
Go and ask the legendary thief and his one hundred and eight mistresses.
When Edson returned from a business trip, the first thing he did when he returned to his ideal country was to knock on Eris's door.
Then he quickly stuffed a newspaper through the crack in the door and gave it to the dead house.
After stuffing and leaving, Edson had a thrill of 'taking revenge on society'.
The next day, Eris came out with his face as expressionless as ever.
This disappointed Edson, who was scratching his heart and wanted to ask him if he had read the publication.
As a result, Eris was seen at breakfast stuffing bread into a milk cup, spreading butter on a napkin, and finally pouring milk on a plate.
Edson was pleased.
He looked.
Charlie doesn't know that he's inadvertently harming the mentors, but asks Eris worriedly if she's ill.
Eris stood up numbly and silently returned to her room.
There was no communication with Charlie from beginning to end.
Charlie looked at Edson in confusion.
Ederson shrugged, "I'm probably going to agree to join the Floating City Club, I'm so happy." โ
After saying that, he also solemnly warned Charlie.
"Go and don't read the goblin Saturday issue, don't read it!"
Charlie: "......"
Life is like a cat burying, and as you get older, the more black history you bury.
But the truth is not quite as it should be.
The goblins sent in 500,000 gold coins in a hurry.
Because Charlie commanded that the goblins were honored guests.
So through the portal, the goblins who teleported to their own shops in the outer city ran all the way with a few large boxes.
All the way to the castle in the center of the city.
Along the way, they were unimpeded.
The new maid led them to the banquet hall.
The goblins counted the money every week, and they were so excited that they just rolled on the spot.
After rushing through the door, they couldn't wait to open these large wooden boxes full of glittering gold coins, completely ignoring the crazy Charlie.
Charlie slowly hid his face with his hands.
Only then did Edson realize it.
It was indeed Charlie who drafted the fair judgment deed.
But, no matter how big his heart is, he can't guess.
The 'mastermind' who played all the two major forces on the mainland within a week was his precious apprentice.
After connecting the events before and after, Edson realized that this week, the pain and happiness they experienced may have come from his precious little disciple.
Edson's face turned white with fright.
He couldn't even reprimand Charlie, so he stood up trembling and ran all the way to find Eris.
He couldn't hold on to this, so he had to find someone to help carry it together.
Charlie rightfully accepted a large amount of 'stolen money'.
When she feels the money, she is absolutely sure that it will be balanced.
"Ahem, you've earned the money, now do you want to think about it, how can you reduce the risk, so that the victim, cough, let the wronged boss who sent you money not flip the table with you?"
Speaking of which, we have to mention the basic ecology of the goblins before.
They are keen to expand their strongest scalping business to every corner of the world.
There is no shortage of dangerous places, there is no shortage of tyrannical races, and there is no lack of extremely vicious environments.
How did the goblins overcome all this?
Answer: Fill in with life.
The reason why the goblins have been able to make their business so big is all due to their ability to reproduce beyond the comprehension of the major intelligent races.
In short, they are born faster than they die, and they are annoyed by the races that kill them.
They will be able to sit down and talk about business in peace.
And now, Charlie has come up with a way to protect their hard-earned money without sacrificing the lives of individual members of their race.
I saw that the big eyes of those thieves were all shining with 'bling' and 'bling'.
Charlie smiled slightly, "A million gold coins." โ
So, when Eris and Edson rushed into Charlie's study with panicked faces......
Then I heard the following words.
"So, when you've earned enough gold,
This is far more than the trouble that you have caused.
Your life and property will be threatened,
So, how can such a crisis be avoided?
It's simple, hug your thighs.
cough, just find a backer and pay some 'protection money',
Divide some of the profits you have earned,
To the big guys who can protect you in the midst of many forces.
So, what do you have to worry about? โ
Two Arcane Instructors: "......"