Chapter 149: How Are You?

Otherwise, if one day his plan is overwhelmed.

And I don't have a resurrection prop, isn't that cool?

Jiang Wen was entangled for a while, and roughly sorted out his thoughts.

At this time, Fang Zhi turned his head to Jiang Wen on the side, and said with a little gratitude: "This little brother must be Jiang Wen, I have heard your name many times in front of the military advisor, thank you for protecting Mo Yatou." ”

"No thanks."

Jiang Wen pursed his lips and said with an arrogant expression: "It should be, but next time I do these things...... Tell me, or I won't care if she's alive or dead next time. ”

Saying this, he muttered inwardly.

You're the little brother.

Who do you despise?

Brother's big brother!

"Really?"

Fang Zhi didn't reply to the first half of the sentence, and said with a light expression: "I guess you won't, since you are obsessed with Mo Yatou, how can you not save you when you die?" ”

“???”

Jiang Wen had a question mark on his face and said with a shocked face: "I have a crush on her? She's only fifteen or sixteen, right? I dare not sin; You uncle seems to be quite serious, why is there some evil thoughts in your head? ”

"Evil?"

Fang Zhi was stunned, and laughed: "You said Xiaobai, she is fifteen or sixteen? He's twenty years old, but he just looks young. ”

"Forehead ......"

Jiang Wen was a little embarrassed.

So he's been misunderstood?

He always thought that Mo Xiaobai was underage.

It turned out to be stunted, but in fact he was about the same age.

It's no wonder that the last time I talked to her at Jade Emperor Peak, it gave people the feeling of getting along with their peers.

Jiang Wen coughed a few times, and suddenly said to Fang Zhi: "I understand, at the beginning, I still despised your organization a little, and mistakenly thought that the high-level was so immoral that they actually hired child labor to work for you. ”

“……”

Fang Zhi smiled and pointed to the side.

Jiang Wen looked suspicious,

When he turned his head, he saw Mo Xiaobai's face was pale.

His chest rose and fell, and his blood surged.

His heart jumped suddenly, and he hurriedly explained: "I'm sorry, there was such a big misunderstanding, don't worry...... Even if you're about my age, I won't take a fancy to you. ”

Talking,

He glanced at Mo Xiaobai's unremarkable chest.

There's an old saying......

If the chest is uneven, how can the world be flat.

Such a woman cannot be conquered by ordinary people.

Brother still likes to look at the peaks and appreciate the great rivers and mountains of my China step by step.

Mo Xiaobai's tone was cold, and he threatened: "Jiang Wen, do you want to die?" ”

"Forehead ......"

Jiang Wen was puzzled and wondered: "Aren't you still at ease like this?" Or I swear I won't ever be tempted by you—how? ”

“……”

As soon as these words came out, Mo Xiaobai laughed angrily.

This guy is such a straight man of steel.

Even if you want to clear up the relationship,

You can't directly embarrass women in public, right?

He also swore that he would not be tempted by himself.

She had a hard time believing it......

Jiang Wen is such a straight person, he actually has a girlfriend in college?

“……”

Mo Xiaobai turned his head and didn't want to pay attention to this straight man.

Seeing this, Fang Zhi smiled and changed the topic: "Haha, since the atmosphere is so embarrassing, let's tell a joke to everyone." ”

"The cucumber cried bitterly, and the eggplant comforted her and said, 'Love is not only sweet and drunk, but also sad and tearful.' The cucumber said sadly: "But I only have tears." Eggplant was speechless: 'Who made you fall in love with onions?' ’”

"Hahahaha!"

After speaking, Fang Zhi took the lead in laughing.

“……”

But Jiang Wen was full of crows flying overhead.

What the hell is this?

Sudden joke, still so cold?

It was so cold that Jiang Wen felt that he wanted to put a fire to warm his body.

And this Uncle Fang ......

Almost so happy with your own jokes?

Can you believe this?

Mo Xiaobai on the side was also expressionless, as if he had expected it.

Seeing that the two of them were not laughing, Fang Zhi's laughter stopped abruptly.

I couldn't help muttering in my heart: "Sure enough...... There are still other people in the organization who are cute, and they can get the essence of the jokes of the alliance leader. ”

It must not be their own jokes that have a problem.

Looking at Jiang Wen, Fang Zhi patiently asked, "Isn't it funny?" How about I talk about one more? ”

“……”

Jiang Wen raised his eyebrows, and was about to say 'no'......

As a result, Fang Zhi smiled and said, "I know it by looking at your expression, little brother...... You like the jokes of the alliance leader, so I'll tell you another one. ”

"Once upon a time a miser came to a pharmacy and said, 'Boss, I'm misanthropic and give me five cents of poison.'" The shopkeeper said, 'Two cents can't kill you, at least one dollar.' The miser was helpless: 'I had no choice but to live'. ”

"Hahahaha! Do you think this miser is funny? ”

After telling the joke, Fang Zhi laughed again.

Jiang Wen: "......"

He turned his head and looked at Mo Xiaobai, who seemed to be paralyzed next to him.

His eyes signaled: "Is your alliance leader sick?" Do you have to tell bad jokes to make people laugh? ”

Mo Xiaobai shrugged his shoulders and responded: "He likes to make cold jokes, but he doesn't think it's a cold joke." ”

Jiang Wen was puzzled: "Isn't this sick?" ”

Mo Xiaobai pouted: "Who knows?" Probably love, right? ”

Fang Zhi's laughter ended, and he looked at the two people in front of him.

He rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Since you don't think this joke is funny, then the alliance leader will tell another ......"

At this time, Mo Xiaobai had to come forward, and interrupted: "Alliance leader, it's not too early, it's time to go back to the headquarters...... Otherwise, Li Lao would be angry. ”

"Yes, yes."

Fang Zhi was taken aback: "I have to go back quickly, otherwise the military advisor will have to point at my nose and scold me again." ”

The three of them set off and rushed towards the Demon Capital District.

With Fang Zhi, a big man who was suspected of being a middle-level lord, they were hurrying very quickly.

In about ten minutes, I arrived at the magic capital area.

Along the way, Fang Zhi told more than a dozen jokes.

Jiang Wen was completely insensitive, and he developed immunity.

I don't think people have a problem with their brains.

After all, it's normal for people to have a little quirk.

Like Zhao Kai likes to study, Qi Haoran likes to speak classical Chinese.

They are all of a similar nature.

Looking at the city in front of him, Jiang Wen felt a little excited in his heart.

There is no ancient city wall in the Demon Capital District, but because of the subsequent increase in the sub-profession of 'architect'.

So soon the city was walled.

The whole body is made of steel, and the defense is not low.

And the reason for the excitement is naturally not this city wall. It's about to see the living undead.

Jiang Wen was a little looking forward to what talents he would have.

If you have a soul talent, it will be beautiful.

After entering the city, they turned left and right and came to an unpretentious building.

I came to the room on the second floor, which resembles the location of the meeting room.

After pushing open the door, Jiang Wen was slightly stunned.

Because the scene that fell into his eyes was not what he imagined.

In the room,

There are some wooden tables, chairs and benches.

The most conspicuous thing is that in the corner, there is a big kang.

On the edge of the kang sat an old man in his sixties and seventies.

He has a kind face and a slight beard.

Sideburns are white, and a pair of squinting eyes.

It makes people feel a little obscene...... Bah! It is dignified.

Seeing this person, Jiang Wen was shocked and said in disbelief: "Why are you?" ”