Chapter 83. Together
Battle Block Theater?!
Outside the carriage, Bai Hekong took a deep breath.
"Don't be angry, what's there to be angry about, Bai Jihua, you wait for a while, it's not the most angry time."
Liang De smiled so much that the crow's feet in the corners of his eyes were about to jump over the dragon gate, and with a wave of his big hand, another wave of neon-colored internal qi poured into the taskbar of the floating castle.
I saw a few more lines of big words on the fiery red taskbar in front of the boy and girl:
"The conditions for receiving this quest are: complete [Make Clay Critters Together] within 3 minutes, if you fail to claim the quest after 3 minutes, this quest will disappear forever.
Special note: This quest is an important main quest, and you will not be able to leave the castle if you fail to claim the quest or fail the quest.
The countdown begins! ”
A 3-minute countdown pops up on the taskbar, flashing violently and making a sound that looks like a time bomb timer.
Suitaka (春chūn) Mi and Hazel Naka didn't have time to think, and immediately received the pottery task in the pink and white task bar.
Panic, get busy!
That's it!
is worthy of being the second senior brother who is known as the despicable king of the Lu Academy, and he doesn't even need to put new NPCs into the game, and he only needs a simple task setting to bring Bai Hekong, a traitor ((forced bī) bī) to a desperate situation.
First of all, the pottery task designed by Hakuzuru was shortened to 3 minutes, leaving no gap in the sense of cultivation (情qíng).
The second is to introduce the concept of fecal chocolate into the game, which lowers the overall style and causes continuous (sex xìng) spiritual pollution.
Even if this pair of young men and women are gifted and can make a private decision with a look and a smile, that kind of situation can only occur when they are fully engaged in it.
After knowing the horror content of the so-called main quest, how could they calm down and do pottery with their minds full of chocolate!
The last and most important point is that the task released by Bai Hekong was forcibly put forward through the overlord clause, and he got the backhand position that the soldiers must fight for.
Sun Xunqiao, the godfather of online dating, realized a truth after watching countless food dramas, that is-
The one who serves the food first will definitely lose!
Take the macho manga "The Spirit of Medicine" as an example.
As of Chapter 252, the 12th battle of the United Halberd, there are a total of 25 cooking duels in the manga that really decide the winner.
Among them, the backhand chef won 20 games, and the first-hand chef only won 5 games, and the backhand win rate was as high as 80%!
The actor Kohei 〇 Zhen, who is respected as the "King of Medicine", has always adhered to the principle of "the first hand must lose, and the second hand must win", since his debut, as long as he is the back hand, he has never lost (the first hand has never won).
If anything, human feelings about an experience often depend on the peak and end of the experience, the so-called peak-end law.
Come to think of it, if the ending of this game is that the hero and heroine are exhausted from the chocolate war (身shēn) doing pottery together, maybe these two poor mentally wounded people will lick each other's wounds and become the most understanding person in the world, thus giving birth to an abnormal sense of love (爱ài) (情 qíng).
But if you do 3 minutes of pottery together with a chocolate-filled mind, you're literally thrown into a world full of chocolates......
I don't believe that there can still be a sweet love (love ài) in this situation!
The chocolate-flavored love (love ài) is almost the same!
White Crane Sky, the law of victory has been determined, come on, start the game!
"Hahahahaha."
Liang De let out a (treacherous jiān) triumphant laugh, his hands clenched as if holding two chicken legs, and he danced the black fried chicken dance in front of the white crane with flexible steps.
"How! Bai Planning, how do you feel now! ”
He cut off his hearing in advance so as not to be shocked by Hakutsuru's angry shouting, and saw the little girl dressed as a (身shēn) JK (娇jiāo) with her hands clenched into fists and outwards, and behind (身shēn) jumped angry sea blue flames, and the strong internal momentum could blow her hair and skirt, looking like a Super Saiyan (身shēn).
"Liang !! Morality!!! ”
Seeing the real-time broadcast of Liang De, there was laughter and laughter in the Punishment Flame group, which was full of the festive atmosphere of the New Year in advance.
Sun Xunqiao and Mu Yigui sent dozens of dog-headed tables (love qíng) and maniacal voices in a row, and the second grade of the Lu School Department was united like never before at this moment.
"Lin Baolong: ......"
"Shan Futian: Why do you bully people so much...... That's why you can't find a girlfriend. ”
"Shan Futian was forbidden to speak by the administrator Mu Yi Gui (forbidden jìn) for 10 minutes."
"Mu Yigui: You don't understand anything with a beautiful boy with long and a lot of hair! It is precisely because of a straight-willed man like you who is not firm in his will that our single (body shēn) straight man will fall to the bottom of the food chain of public opinion step by step.
Say, why did you betray your brother! ”
Sun Xunqiao: That's right! Why is it superior to others if you have a girlfriend, is your value all reflected by women?
You poor worm who has been domesticated by society, as soon as you see a girl who can be (love ài) you forget the brother of men and men equally!
I tell you, men are great because of their self (身shēn), our generation is straight, supernatural and self-sufficient, and no one needs to evaluate or agree (情qíng)!
We iron-blooded straight men will never bow our heads, never give in, and never bow our heads to women even if we are single (body shēn) until we die! ”
"Wood Art Rules: Well said! But idols are not among them! ”
"Sun Xunqiao: Grass, why?"
"Mu Yi Gui: Of course it is not okay for men to kneel women, but what is wrong with men kneeling to goddesses!"
"Sun Xunqiao: Roll on, it's because you're not strong-willed, that's why you keep losing your hair!"
"Wood Art Rules: Wait, I'll count ...... first"
"Mu Yi Gui: I really lost one! Salary! My salary! How could you leave me like this!
Sun Gou, are you cursing my salary! ”
"Sun Xunqiao: Get out! Who the remembers the name of those hairs of yours. ”
"Liang De: Senior brother, you can quarrel later, you send me the recipe for the-flavored chocolate first."
"Sun Xunqiao: I've sent you an email, just follow the steps to do it, you have all the materials."
"Liang De: Yes, yes, I'm hungry in the Boundless Forest, and there is everything to eat in the Haina Fantasy Collection, and there are tons of chocolate.
Brother, is this-flavored chocolate really-flavored? ”
"Sun Xunqiao: Of course, as a professional chef, I never joke about taste."
"Liang De: Senior brother, then I'm going to ask, why do you know the smell of when you study in the kitchen of the North Shaolin Flagship Temple on the other side!"
"Mu Yigui: Do you still need to ask, the dog can't change eating, Sun Gou must have eaten it himself!"
"Sun Xunqiao: You just eat, climb for Lao Tzu!"
"Mu Yigui: Then how do you say you know?"
Seeing that Sun Xunqiao and Mu Yigui were arguing again, with a posture that could not be stopped without hundreds of pages, Liang De no longer had a group of water, and began to configure special chocolates according to the recipe sent by Sun Xunqiao.
When he finished laying out the copy with chocolate-colored squares, he saw two men dressed as astronauts walk in.
Suitaka (春chūn) Mi and Hazel Naka wear a (身shēn) airtight inner circulation protective suit, which completely isolates the chocolate from the outside, and also has a floating function!
Liang De: "??? ”