Chapter 389: Why do you need others to chew your tongue
According to the original Journey to the West and the arguments of various scholars, the so-called "Thirty-six Changes of Tiangang" is actually not higher than "Seventy-two Changes of Earthshatter", the difference is only that the seventy-two changes can become "light, gorgeous and soaring things", while the thirty-six changes can only "change mountains into trees, rhinoceros into elephants".
The failure of Bajie's various transformations is impressive, but Brother Monkey also made a mistake once, when he fought with Erlang God, Brother Monkey changed a temple and wanted to bite him, but the flagpole that changed from the tail could not be changed and was recognized.
Therefore, the changes of Tiangang tend to be extensive, while the changes of the earth shatter tend to be fine, and if you go to the changes that you are not good at, it is easy to goof.
If you look at it according to the standard of "every general change is a life", in fact, it is still good to choose the earth, but then again, if Contra can clear the level with one life, it doesn't make sense for me to call out thirty lives, right?
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Well, there should be a stupid system here that jumped out and complained "But you didn't clear the level after using up thirty lives", and then I slapped it away.
Wait, Yuan Hong's guy seems to have used the stealth technique after using Tiangang's thirty-six transformations?
With a pop, a red dot appeared in the depths of Dongsheng Divine Continent on the big map, and a DNA bubble popped up at the same time.
[Hint: 'Orangutan Flu' has spread to 'Cave Continent', and due to the suppression of spiritual power, the spread rate will be relatively slow when 'drug resistance' has not evolved.] γ
Well, I know where he's goofing.
γJuguzhou (Country)γ
[Population: 1.98 million, number of infections: 0]
[Apes: 39,000, Number of infected: 42]
[Characteristics: Hot, affluent, urban.] γ
The so-called Cave Continent, as its name suggests, is mountainous, river, and cliffy, so there are many caves, and mortals only build cities in the plain area where they live, so the population is less than that of other nine continents.
The "Macaque King" and the "Lemur King" live here, and just like other youkai, they often show their original form when there is only one of the same clan around.
So when Yuan Hong's stealth failed and appeared directly in their cave, the macaque king was the first to react, and after changing his drape, he copied the iron rod next to him and stared at the white ape vigilantly, while the lemur, which was relatively large and seemed sluggish, was still gnawing on the fruit in a daze.
"Hey, bro, we haven't seen you for a long time, so you're here." Yuan Hong scratched his head and raised his hand to say hello.
"Who is your brother! Stupid big white! The macaque king shouted.
Probably because of the variety, compared to Yuan Hong, who has seven or eight points like a human, this macaque king has a three-point resemblance at most, he has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, a monkey-like face, and even his voice is as sharp as the roar of a wild monkey.
"This ...... At the beginning, the foolish brother was not enlightened, and he couldn't understand what you meant when you said 'Huaguo Mountain is a place for the study of immortals'," Yuan Hong continued to scratch his head: "Don't you see I'm not here for you now?" β
"As a successful test subject!?" The macaque king said mockingly: "And Tian shamelessly thinks of himself as a brother!" β
"How does it work as a successful experiment?" Yuan Hong was stunned.
"Look at your scrap iron~" The macaque king stretched out his paws and pointed at Yuan Hong: "It's all man-made, and you can still see that pair of sticks, most of them were thrown to you by the gods for fun, tell me, how many compatriots have you killed under that immortal?" β
"Do you have any misunderstanding about 'immortals'?" Yuan Hong frowned.
"No misunderstanding!" The Macaque King gritted his teeth: "You opened your wisdom too late, you don't know what those guys did on Huaguo Mountain!" β
What was done? It's probably the test on the records from the Water Curtain Cave, but it doesn't feel too serious.
"Hey, friend, if it's really you, please say hello~" The huge lemur finally put down the fruit, straightened up and gestured with his "hands" for a series of strange movements, and then stretched out his fist towards Yuan Hong.
"Of course, friend." Yuan Hong also gestured a series of movements that looked like sign language and seals, and stretched out his fist and touched the lemur.
"Hmm," the Lemur King withdrew his fist, walked back to his place and continued to grab the fruit and began to gnaw: "It's confirmed, he's Dabai." β
"Eat yours!" The Macaque King shouted, "If he is controlled by the immortals, he will not forget the foolish code between the two of you!" β
"Uh, I'm actuallyβ" Yuan Hong raised his hand to try to explain.
"Shut up! Don't listen! The macaque king raised the iron rod and pointed at the white ape: "Leave quickly, otherwise even if I recognize you, this iron rod will not recognize you!" β
"Okay, it seems that you won't listen to me if you don't have a good fight......" Yuan Hong shook his head, also took off the Evil Breaking Red Lotus Stick from his waist, turned his head and asked the Lemur King: "Fat man, which object on Xiaoqiang is the most precious on him?" β
Big white, little strong, fat man...... Hmm, calm down, can't laugh, Brother Monkey called "Stone" for a while.
"Hey, he's the rarest iron rod, and the rest of the drapes are all from mortals." The lemur king, known as the "fat man", said.
"In that case, it would be fine to burn them all." As Yuan Hong spoke, bursts of flames rose from the "Red Lotus".
-- Year 5 --
But it was said that Jin Chanzi and his entourage left the Xiliang Women's Country and went west, and never met the empress Jin Che along the way, thinking that the monster who took the car had really gone far.
Bai Jingjing was quite angry about this, although she couldn't respond to the empress's feelings, but out of friendship, she couldn't let it go, and sent the bones and faces to probe around every day, and the little demon who opened the spirit was arrested for questioning, and the old demon called the door to question, knocking out the land in the mountains, and smashing the river god out of the water, but they had never heard of the scorpion spirit infestation with a car.
After a long time, the rumor of "Dongtu Monk Traveling West to Learn Scriptures" has not yet been heard, and "Lady White Bone Seeking Revenge to the West" has spread all over the four fields, and there are many little demons who please and worship and follow every day, and the Ao Lie Ao Yu brothers and sisters are regarded as thugs, so mortal monks? It's about a reserve of food.
Because of the extraordinary strength of the white bone princess, most of the demon kings did not dare to provoke, but it was implied that the little demons under his command were assassinated to test their depth, but it was no problem, anyway, those little demons did not have famous brands and attribution documents, so Ao Yu got a lot of additional meals.
On this day, the group arrived at the capital of a small country, but saw that it was being attacked from all sides, and the tragic aura of the battlefield made the following little demons retreat one after another, and Bai Jingjing also withdrew his bone-faced servants, so as not to be blown away by the evil qi.
The four of them were about to bypass the battlefield, but they saw a pavilion on a low hill on the edge of the battlefield, and there was an old man in the pavilion who was drinking tea and watching the battle.
The old man said: "The name of this country is 'Sacrifice Competition', the lord of the country has no way, the literature is not virtuous, the martial arts are also bad, a group of generals are greedy for money, like to go to the villages and towns to loot, a vote of civil servants are ridiculed by each other, so that the government decree is not passed, the lord of the country is indecisive, but he is keen to sacrifice to ghosts and gods, everything is called the mandate of heaven." β
Jin Chanzi said: "How can such a chaotic country be maintained to this day? β
The old man said: "Without him, Gai is in the land of the four wars, Nanyuetuo, North Gaochang, East and West Liang, West Benbo, and West Liang are self-enclosed, but if any of the other three countries occupies this sacrificial competition, they will be besieged by the other two countries with all their might, so it will be a stalemate." β
Jin Chanzi asked again: "What is the situation now?" β
The old man said: "Before the lord of the country claimed that he had the Buddha into a dream, he built a 'Jinguang Temple', which can ensure the success of the millennium, so he built a large number of buildings, so that the country was full of complaints, many civil and military people announced to the neighbors for help, after the discussion of the lords of various countries, it was decided to jointly send troops to destroy this sacrifice, and agreed to divide the country directly into three after the war. β
Bai Jingjing suddenly interjected: "Then what is the matter with your old way?" β
"Hehe," the old man said with a smile: "The little old man didn't dare to praise the Taoist, but he learned the art of divination by chance, and calculated that the fate of this country should not be destroyed, but he couldn't think of how it would survive this catastrophe, so he came to watch." β
"Amai Treya Buddha," Jin Chanzi said, "Maybe this country was originally going to be destroyed, but since the poor monk has already arrived, it is impossible for it to be destroyed even if it wants to." β
"Oh, could it be that you have the power to turn the tide?" The old man asked.
"No," Jin Chanzi folded his hands and looked at the sky: "Because of the words 'Buddha in a dream' and 'a thousand years of success', the poor monk knows what will happen, but this degree cannot shake the poor monk. β
"Wait a minute," Ao Lie, who was slightly understanding, said in surprise, "You said that the battle in front of you was specially prepared for you by ...... 'that one'?" β
"Ha," Bai Jingjing said with a smile, "The cows have been blown into the sky by youβ"
The wind rose suddenly, flying sand and rocks, and many soldiers on the battlefield had to take a truce to avoid the wind, and Ao Lie also launched a ban to protect this pavilion.
When the wind stopped, everyone saw a green cow flying over the sacrificial country, chewing grass and expressionless.
On the battlefield, whether it is a sword, a sword, a halberd, an axe, a hook or a fork, all the objects that can be called weapons are all in the air, and they are set in it by the ring, and when there is no weapon on the ground, and when you want to fight, you can only punch and kick, the bull ring emits light again, twisting and fusing all the weapons into a golden orb.
The jewel broke away from the bullring and slowly fell, and it will fall on the stupa of Jinguang Temple, which was built before the Great War, and continue to bloom with the golden light full of compassion.
"Buddha Treasure! It's a Buddha treasure-" The soldiers of various countries who were still fighting for life and death all lay on the ground, saying that the Buddha was merciful.
When I looked at the green bull in the air again, it was already fluttering and continuing to fly eastward.
"Unbelievable." Ao Yu said dumbfounded.
Syllable! The old man dropped the teacup in his hand and brushed his sleeves away: "The sky is long, how thin is it to me!" β
A few mortal soldiers rushed out around the pavilion and hurriedly followed.
"Judging by his momentum, words and deeds, he was leading the siege about this time, and it was a pity that it fell short." Ao Lie shook his head and sighed.
"Amai Buddha," Jin Chanzi said with his hands folded, "Master probably wants to tell his disciples that even if they are arranged, they are not necessarily all bad things, and they will all be opposed." β
"Hmm...... Probably, this time the Buddha treasure is in the world, and with its town, it is indeed impossible for any foreign country to dare to invade in a thousand years. Bai Jingjing shook her head again and again because she saw the cow flying in the sky, trying to wake up.
"Yet-" Jin Chanzi smiled slightly: "This sacrificial race country lord has no way, and the civil and military affairs are not virtuous, how do you know that it was not arranged by you, Master?" β
Because the authority is too strong, there is no way to refute it...... Ao Lie looked at the Buddha treasure with golden light, and felt that it had a tendency to explode.