Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Beer Man and Torso
(After watching IG's game, I had an idea, anyway, IG is like this now, why don't you bring full blue up to feed everyone?) )
"Crooked, can you hear me?"
Su Wei debugged the live broadcast equipment while greeting the water friends in the live broadcast room.
He originally thought that he hadn't broadcast live for a long time, and he didn't say hello in advance when he suddenly started broadcasting this time, and there should be no one in his live broadcast room, even if there are, there are three or two kittens and dogs, or robots or something.
As a result, I didn't expect that Su Wei clicked into his live broadcast room to take a look, and there were still dozens of people "conjuring" in the live broadcast room, barrage of various [anchor, come back quickly], [On the 77th day of Villero's absence, miss him], he thought that he was not going to play professionally, but directly boarded Station C and became a deceased anchor.
βHelloοΌ A Koszine honey? Is there a living person in my live broadcast room? Can you answer me? β
may have received a notice of subscription to the broadcast, and the number of people in the live broadcast room has gradually increased, and the barrage has also become a bit of a sunny world.
[, cheat the corpse! ] γ
[Villeroy & Boch is on the air! ] Ye Qing back! γ
[Open the hue head, hurry up.] γ
γVilleroy & Boch! Mommy loves you! γ
[Why is Villeroy & Boch still live broadcasting, didn't the lG team all sign Panda TV? ] γ
"It's open, don't call it, why didn't I broadcast live on Panda? Because I..."
"Because Brother Wei is the team bully! The highest ranking man in the team! Brother Wei is always a drop god! Before Su Wei could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Jack's spicy dance.
Who is this? I haven't heard the sound in the microphone. γ
[It's Ah Shui, it's that Jack spicy dance, E-sports Furukawa Yuki]
[Dream Linkage! γ
[Of the three ADCs with the highest value in LPL, two of them are in lG, but unfortunately the jungler has lowered the average appearance of this team]
[Indeed, someone on Weibo actually boasted about the appearance of the Spirit King, and there was a special fan of the Spirit King, I thought it was outrageous]
"It's broken, brothers, why is there a dog barking, I finally started a live broadcast, so let everyone listen to the dog bark, I'm embarrassed."
Su Wei sighed and continued to explain: "I didn't broadcast live in Panda because my contract is special, because my live broadcast contract is my own, understand?" β
As he spoke, Su Wei thought of the future, and said meaningfully to Jack Spicy Dance:
"Ah Shui, you may not understand it now, but it doesn't matter, you will understand it later."
"I know you MLGB, hurry up and get on the number, okay?"
"It's on it, don't call it, brother Meng, today with our team's Jack Spicy Dance Hanbok double row, to show everyone a Hanbok king bureau to kill indiscriminately."
Su Wei glanced at the barrage, and there were many people who said that Jack's spicy dance quality was touching, so he could only help him explain:
"What does this have to do with quality? I feel like the audience that can say that is all girls, right? Boys play games like this.,A lot of boys and buddies open black.,They like to engage in each other's mentality.,It's normal.,Don't your boyfriends and buddies bark when they play games?
Now that the ratio of men and women is so unbalanced, there won't be any girls who can't find a boyfriend, right? As for speaking with dirty words or bringing horses or something,This is more of a normal phenomenon.,It doesn't have much to do with quality.,And the state of buddies playing black games is definitely different from ordinary life or playing games.γ
There are only people with a particularly high quality like me, whether it is live broadcast or playing games, they are always the same, gentle and elegant, elegant and easy-going, but there are not many people with particularly high quality like me, you know? I hope you can cherish it. β
"You have a hammer quality, you have it, especially play a game to spray people more ruthlessly than anyone else, every day there to engage in Brother Bao's mentality, if you win, you will spray, and if you lose... Oh, you don't seem to have lost yet, so that's fine. "Jack's Spicy Dance Demolition Road.
[That's fine]
[I'm laughing to death, Brother Shuizi seems to be a lot of talkers]
[But why don't you double row with Song Yijin or hot sun? ] γ
[That's right, if you don't have a double row with an auxiliary row, you have to have a double row with a jungler, what can you practice with two ADC double rows? ] γ
"Why don't you double line up with Song Yijin, Jiang Taixuan and Lingwang? Don't play with Lao Song because you don't like to play with dogs, don't get with the hot sun Lingwang double row because there is no chance, the spirit king bought shoes, and the hot sun is fighting a big fight, they don't play Rank much, as for not being with the small full double row, they just want to exercise him. Su Wei explained.
In the army of question marks in the barrage, a very conspicuous sentence was crossed [Then why do you want to double row with Jack, don't you say that he is a Shiba Inu?] γ
"That's a good question, although Jack is also a dog, but he's a Shiba Inu, the breed is different, and the Shiba Inu looks stupid, oh I mean it's cute, there shouldn't be anyone who doesn't like the Shiba Inu, right? Wouldn't it, wouldn't it? β
Jack Spicy Dance didn't interact with each other when he heard this, but just slanted his mouth and smiled contemptuously, and his expression turned out to be more like that of Shiba Inu.
This world is so magical, some people crooked their mouths and smile like a dragon, and some people crooked and laugh like Shiba Inu.
But after all, the world is still quite face-oriented, when Su Wei was not famous earlier, he deceived people into the live broadcast room purely by relying on a face.
"Hurry up, I've been pulling you for a long time, don't tell me you're still stuck on the login screen."
"Big brother, I've been targeted by the film, I'm all here to watch my sister or something, you pull me again, hey, I'll click in directly."
Seeing that Su Wei chose a fill-in position, Jack Spicy Dance hurriedly said:
"Don't you fill in the gap? Don't we go down the road in two rows? β
"You can fight, but you don't have to."
"No, brother, don't you still believe in my assistance?"
"Then can you play with some of the support of the yang world? What did you mean by giving me a whole EZ assist before? β
"To be reasonable, EZ assists both hard and soft auxiliaries, right? And you didn't play me first? Can you explain to me how you operate that jungler keg? β
Su Wei was furious: "Isn't the wave of operation of the wine barrel normal? Everyone is the king of Hanbok, and it must be very strong when it comes to this segment, what's wrong with my empty wine barrel skill, isn't this a very good move?
The opposite side dodged my skills.,You don't blame the opposite side for why it's so good.,Instead, blame my skills for being empty.,Who are your teammates? β
β... Li is right, Li is right, quickly change to AD position. Jack was speechless, and for the first time he felt like he had an opponent in terms of criticism.
But it doesn't matter if you say it's him, after entering the game, you can arrange him with practical actions.
After entering the game, Su Weiyi verbally warned Jack Spicy Dance to play a normal assistant.
Jack Spicy Dance agreed verbally, and then pretended to show a hammer stone in one hand, originally thinking about giving Su the only surprise when choosing someone, but he didn't expect EZ to be robbed by the other side first.
Su Wei didn't have time to be happy, and when it was time for Jack to choose someone, he saw that he directly locked the wine barrel in seconds.
"Brother, what do you mean by that? Mindset, huh? β
"No, don't you see a lot of barrel assists in the game? You've been on the professional stage anyway, so you can't say that the barrel support can't work, right? β
So Su Wei locked Yasuo with his backhand.
"That makes sense, Jack, you see that the effect of the barrel Yasuo walking down the road in the professional game is also good, just so let's practice and take off!"
"Don't, big brother, do you play this hero? Charity points, right, are there any kind-hearted people who can take a second? β
"Believe me, brother, if you don't believe it, you can ask the barrage, before I Su didn't play professionally, people in the circle called me Hanbok No. 1 Yasuo, referred to as Han Yisuo, and China's No. 1 Yasuo otto, right?" Su Wei said with a smile.
"NMD fart, aren't you the first EZ in Hanbok? Nima, I searched on OPGG, you just played a Yasuo, and you lost! β
"Don't bark, the game is in, if I don't have a C, the next game will reward you with an EZ, right?"
In this set of Rank, the lineup on Su Wei's side is the top laner Silas, the jungler blind monk, the mid laner crocodile, the bottom lane duo Yasuo + wine barrel, and the opposite lineup is the top laner vampire, the jungler prince, the mid laner Cassadine, and the bottom lane duo EZ+ Pike.
"I'm a turtle turtle, what kind of netherworld lineup is this opposite? I thought this lineup was a BP made by Mafa on the other side. β
Su Wei looked at the lineup on the opposite side and was speechless, not to mention the question of the merits of the line, this vampire and Cassadine came out together, it was simply a jungler who tortured his own family.
"If I'm the prince opposite, I'll be straight to the second, okay, this is still a fart?
This opposite lineup is the classic three-way underworld BP with no line right and no strong wild area.
Cassadine is indeed very strong in the late stage, and the vampire is also a big C in the middle and late game team battles, but Cassadine and the vampire are both heroes with weak laning ability in the early stage, although they can hold the defense tower and shrink to develop, but their teammates can't.
This game is not just a matter of playing Cassadine online, after all, it doesn't mean that when you are Cassadine level 16, the opposite base will explode directly?
As long as the top single is not a double-row in the upper field, the sense of presence in the passerby bureau itself is not high, and it is okay to play with vampires and the opposite side, but this hand of Cassadine is taken out, for the jungler prince, it is equivalent to one less mid-laner in the early stage of his own family.
Cassadine did no harm in the early stage, and there was no hard control, and the prince had nothing to do with the crocodile in the middle lane, so the crocodile could push the line unscrupulously, and after pushing the line, he didn't need to go to the side to support, and directly took the blind monk to the wild area to find the prince, and the prince could be abolished first.
Once Nakano is silent, then there is basically no possibility of this game reaching the late game.
"Their combination on the lower road is also quite underworldly, I thought we would have to resist pressure before the bottom road, but there was an EZ Pike on the opposite side." Jack Spicy also said.
"Indeed, I feel that this will be my Yasuo's personal operation show, Jack, your EZ dream is far away, or do you cosplay it in reality."
But after all, after all, it was a short hand and a long hand, and Su Wei still took out a Dolan shield very steadily.