Chapter 21. 1 star toilet paper

Li Zhixian took out a cyan scroll specially used to record materials and spread it flat on the coffee table.

The automatic brush, which comes standard with the Fantasy Note, floats in the air, waiting for the owner's orders.

She had already read the audio and video records brought back by Liang De, but she couldn't put pen to paper after thinking about it again and again.

One of the main tasks of the Utopian Note is to reprocess the materials brought back by the Utopian Fist and submit them to the evil god novelist Tai Bong-sen.

Teacher Fengxian doesn't care about the authenticity and rationality of the story, and there is only one criterion for judging, that is, interesting, so there is a lot of room for modification of the fantasy note, and it can even be changed beyond recognition.

But this kind of vague standard work can be difficult to get started.

Li Zhixian thought about it again and again, but he never thought about how to modify the story that Liang De brought back.

"Lao Liang, your work lacks the potential to become a hit."

"Huh?"

"Let's talk about the scene first, a piece of Gobi, which can only make people think of the classic national scolding, not romantic at all, if the story takes place on a beautiful island, the atmosphere will be much better."

"Where am I going to get an island out, do I want to paint the ground blue and pretend to be the sea?

Besides, as long as there is sand in your heart, where is not the Maldives, this Gobi Desert is full of sand, isn't it enough for you to fantasize? ”

"Forget it, the objective environment is indeed helpless, but Lao Liang, your creative ideas were crooked from the beginning.

Judging from the current market environment, there are only two ways for this kind of story of two male protagonists to become popular.

Either it's not GAY and it says it's GAY, or it's GAY that it doesn't say it's GAY, creating a feeling of GAY and non-GAY, which makes people itchy and can't stop.

But if you look at the things you photographed, 90% of them are you doing electric welding and screwing, plus your public face that makes both heterosexuals and homosexuals have no evil thoughts, it can only be reminiscent of manual Geng, I don't think you can make up the plot in the brain, okay? ”

Li Zhixian picked up the grapefruit vodka and took a sip, although he didn't write a word, but he was very straightforward.

Lao Liang covered his public face and said angrily:

"Then you don't need to make up your brain, it's better to write it flat.

In order to please the audience, forcibly adding pop elements is fundamentally the opposite, do you think the audience is so superficial, do you think they are blindly chasing popularity?

They don't care if it's popular or not, they're just simply chasing what they like.

Besides, Mr. Tai Fengxian is a straight man of steel, how can he like the tone you said. ”

"Okay, I can't tell a straight man like you, anyway, I can only get one percent of the bonus, so you can do whatever you want."

Li Zhixian manipulated the automatic brush to write on the scroll, sketched out some boxes and filled in the edited video materials, and wrote three or four meters before he finished the story that Liang De brought back for the first time.

She put away her pen and ink and threw the scroll to Liang De for review.

Liang De took a rough look at it, Li Zhixian's writing was light and tasteful, neither exaggerated nor boring, and the story of the thief Oldman was clearly told in ordinary sentences, and the pictures shown on the scroll were all key points, and there was nothing that needed to be modified.

"Yes, sacrifice to Teacher Fengxian, as long as the evaluation is not 1 star, I will be satisfied."

Tai Bong first used a five-star rating system for the materials brought back by Fantasy Fist, with 1 star being the lowest and 5 stars being the highest.

The prize for 1-star material is 100 clusters, and the prize is doubled for each star level that rises.

The bonus of 5-star materials has 1600 crystal clusters, which is equivalent to more than half a month's salary of Lao Liang, which is the main source of income for Fantasy Fist.

Li Zhixian tied the cyan scroll and threw it into the altar of the evil god, and a sound similar to a toilet flushing came from the cardboard box, and after a while, the scroll that turned black to indicate that it had been read jumped out of the cardboard box.

A silver-white five-pointed star was printed on the black scroll, and after jumping out of the cardboard box, Tai Fengxian's voice sounded out of thin air.

"Ade, it's boring.

The two male protagonists have been alone for so long, and there are only sparks with electric welding tapes, dry, and there is no ambiguous interaction at all, which makes people want to take CP and can't get up, I don't think even youth magazines for middle school students will want you to tell this kind of story.

These 100 crystal clusters, you take it and buy two more popular boy manga and girl manga on both sides of the Kukai to study, if it is still at this level next time, I will write your name in the Bald Seven Arrows book. ”

Get out! You old bald man still likes to eat CP, where did you get the curious girl's heart!

Li Zhixian caught the black scroll that fell from the sky after the sound disappeared, and she showed a smug smile that she knew so much, and tapped the palm of her hand with the scroll one by one.

"I'll just say it, Teacher Fengxian obviously understands it very well, Lao Liang, it's because you have been out of touch with pop culture for too long.

Listen to me, next time I find a world rich in beautiful men to shoot more material back, with my amazing clip of 180 miles, it's easy to get 5 stars. ”

"I, Liang De, am a straight man for one day and a straight man for a lifetime, and I will never sell my soul for a little money! Die for it! ”

"Hmph, wait for the day when you're so fragrant."

Li Zhixian_(:З)∠)_ returned to the sofa, shook the black scroll in his hand and said:

"Where's this thing? There will be more and more in the future, can I offer sacrifices? ”

"The footage reels should be archived, and they may come to check it later.

Well...... I'll dig a cellar under the apartment when you're asleep, and I'll dig down and look at the pipes and foundations later, and if I can't move it, I'll dig deeper." ”

"Then you can start, I'll make up the drama all night today."

Li Zhixian turned on the TV in the living room and watched the boot advertisement boredly.

"You have nothing to do during the day, why do you have to make up the drama all night."

"Do the job, dig your hole."

Perhaps the salted fish is such a diurnal and nocturnal animal.

Liang De shook his head, cocked a piece of floor and turned into a drill bit to drill down, silently, dust-free operation, leaving a hole only the size of a ping-pong ball, which opened Li Zhixian's eyes.

She chose a sensational old Korean drama many years ago, drawing a wine glass in her left hand and drawing paper with her right hand, nesting in the sofa and watching it intently.

When the hero and heroine drank five or six glasses of roast beer at the food stall, and Li Zhixian drank dozens of cans of beer at the same time, a hidden dark magic suddenly surged in the sky above the Red Leaf Building on Shanqian Street.

Two young girls dressed in Gothic Lolita dresses descended from the night sky with their skirts and gracefully landed on the unmanned rooftop of the Red Leaf Building.

The blonde girl, who was as proud as a swan, glanced at the dirty roof of the old building with disgust, loosened her skirt and said to the black-haired girl beside her:

"Is that the guy you're talking about living here?"

The black-haired girl said with some trepidation, "Yes, Lord Aglas, she has changed a lot of residences since she retired, but I heard that ......"

Before she could finish speaking, she was forcefully pinched by the blonde girl Aglas.

"You're afraid, it's just an older unemployed girl, even if she still has some magic, it's just a trick that has long been eliminated by the Evil Plague Bureau, after seeing the magic given by my lord, what else do you have to be afraid of.

After bathing in her blood, you will be my lord's handmaiden, and then the evil plague will not be able to do anything to you, a traitor, what are you afraid of? ”

Aglas slashed the black-haired girl's cheek with her pure black nails, dipped a little scarlet blood and put it on the tip of her tongue.

"It's the smell of shaking.

What's the matter, Yami, have you begun to regret bringing me to her, after all, it is the instructor who once trained you, and it is understandable to be a little shaken, in this case......"

The black-haired girl Jami broke free of Aglarace's grip on her chin and fell to one knee, letting the blood on her face drip onto the delicate black and gold skirt.

"Lord Grace, I will wash away the last wavering in my heart with her blood, please trust me in my determination."

"I'll watch you, Jami."

The blonde girl chuckled and danced the hem of her skirt, and a magic circle of blasphemous runes unfolded from under her skirt, and a dark barrier like a cage of dry bones instantly enveloped the Red Leaf Building, dragging the old building silently into the inner part of the world.

"Now is it!"

The wine-stained salted fish suddenly stood up on the couch.

The opening credits are meaningless recap time!

Li Zhixian suddenly flipped away from the sofa with one side hand, her dexterous body quickly turned in the air and pounced on the refrigerator, opened the door in the air and took the wine in one go, she supported the refrigerator with one hand, and retreated with force while closing the door, and fell back to the sofa with a snap.

She opened the canned beer, and the TV in the living room was just in time to start playing the feature film of the new episode.

Why hasn't the actor confessed yet, he's in a hurry, this screenwriter is so understandable and annoying.