Chapter 1037 Holding Hands, Doubting.

"Hiss ~~~~~"

Walking out of the gate of the Mage Guild, I inexplicably fought a cold war.

"How?" Jeluka looked at her with curiosity.

"I didn't ...... It's nothing, I always feel an inexplicable sense of loss in my heart, am I too careful? ”

I lowered my head and muttered, recently, my sharp man's seventh sense seems to have some strange phenomena, I don't work well when I should work, and I don't sleep well when I should sleep, has it finally reached the rebellious period?

"Well, I see."

Jeluka began to fumble around in the pocket of her maid's suit, how many times did she ask me to tell her, put less useless things in the inventory, such as Little Yellow Book, then Little Yellow Book, and then stuff all the weird things in her pocket, when do you want to play Maid A?

"Oh, this, please eat it."

After a few moments, she handed me a bottle of medicine with no label notes on it, and a suspicious smell all over its body.

"There are even drugs to treat the seventh sense, and the Dark Continent is really full of wonders"

Holding the pill bottle, I was deeply shocked, as if I had seen eight Ultramans in the skies above the Twin Seas engage in a world-shattering battle with three hundred Spartan warriors led by SpongeBob SquarePants over the important topic of whether seawater is better salty or sweeter.

It's terrible, it's terrible, and the world is about to be corrupted by bad topics.

"Of course, as a world-class personal maid, in order to prevent any possible illness from disturbing the master, shouldn't you have all the medicine on your body?"

"Oh, I see, it makes sense for you to say that."

I was shocked again, it turned out that this yellow maid turned out to be a world-class personal maid, is it really not a world-class personal maid of sexual harassment, right?

"By the way, there is even a medicine to treat [beep] incompetence, or to make a chaste woman who dares to resist His Royal Highness the Prince's presence become a **, His Royal Highness, which woman do you like? Give it to Jieluka me, because it's the first time, so the material fee plus the action fee is discounted, and now you only need 998 gold coins to buy, and you can spoil any woman with only 998 gold coins, and it's better to take action? ”

A bright light flashed in the corner of Jeruka's eyes, and she lowered her voice to explain.

"No...... Those don't need to be. ”

I looked at this guy with a look of disappointment on my face and reaffirmed my judgment just now, and handed back the medicine bottle in my hand, always feeling that it would become more dangerous to eat.

"I wonder what happened to the little black charcoal?"

Looking at the sky, it was almost dark, and we knew how long we had stayed in the Mage Guild, there was no way, it took a lot of time to ask the elves for support from the mage power.

"Yes, my useless father went out to find a job all day, and then returned empty-handed."

Jeruka's gaze became very cold, as if she was really a wife who saw the incompetence of her husband.

"Whereever, aren't you the same, saying that you went out to pick wild vegetables, and now you have to go back empty-handed?" I put on a smug face that you don't want to stay out of it.

"I'm okay." Jeroka pursed her lips and smiled.

"If you want wild vegetables, just go to the market and buy some."

"Hey, how can this be, didn't you say that you weren't allowed to use other forces?"

I suddenly felt bad, it turned out that there was still this trick, could it be that this yellow maid had already thought about it? Do you want to leave me, my master, walking alone on the empty-handed scrap wood running line, bastard, you are a world-class personal maid, bastard

"Is there such a thing? I don't remember having such an agreement with His Royal Highness the Prince, who couldn't even find a job. ”

Jeluka blinked her beautiful purple eyes, revealing something called cunning, which was still brilliant even in the hazy twilight.

"Oh, really?"

Recently, she has been treated as a fool by this guy, and she has really let her guard down.

"Then I have to thank you for exposing the evil purpose in your head now."

"What......"

Speaking slowly, then fast, taking advantage of the fact that Jieluka was still in a daze and didn't react, I quickly grabbed it with my backhand, grabbed the soft little hand she was holding on my cuff tightly in the palm of my hand, and then with the other hand, I quickly took out a magic leather strap from the inventory, wrapped it around the two hands that were tightly gripped, and tied a dead knot, so that it would not be easy to break free.

Very well, the maiden was imprisoned successfully.

With my hands tightly wrapped around my belt raised, and raised in front of a stunned Jeroka, I strode straight toward the foot of the mine.

"Wait...... Wait, Your Royal Highness, this is ...... It's a foul, yes, foul play."

Driven by my hand, the upper body leaned forward, and Jieluka, who was walking forward involuntarily, finally came back to her senses, puffed out her mouth dissatisfiedly, and stammered.

"Is there such a thing? I don't remember any agreement with the incompetent maid who couldn't even find a wild vegetable not to hold hands. ”

I shook my other finger proudly, and decided to let this yellow maid have a good experience of what is called the Present World Newspaper this evening, and it will be fast.

Moreover, although I have recently learned that there are actually timid maids in this mainland, I am now completely accustomed to it, or I have been exempted from approaching, and I am a little disappointed, because in this way, holding my sister in my arms and killing them will lose their original deterrent.

But on the other hand, it may not be all bad, for example, now, holding hands, if it was a month ago, the result of my doing this, it is very likely that the yellow maid who fell into a state of madness due to shyness and timidity and then ran wild on the street was pulled and flew a kite in turn.

Everything is good and there must be disadvantages, eh, this statement does not seem quite right, surviving in danger? It seems to be off topic, the most dangerous places are the safest...... It's not right, in short, that's what happened, the ancients didn't deceive me.

"But...... But in this case, others ...... Others...... Doing so openly on the streets...... Hand in hand, His Royal Highness the Prince is really a fool, a pervert, and a beast. ”

As she spoke, Jeluka seemed to be very reluctant to accept such a fate, and the last sentence became bowed and muttered quietly.

"Isn't that what it usually looks like?" I looked back at her in amazement.

"I can ...... I don't remember doing this kind of thing with a fool like His Royal Highness. ”

Jieluka's head was lowered, and with the help of the haze of dusk to hide the faint flush on her pretty face, it seemed that she was really a little shy, not acting, and in just an hour, I was shocked for the third time.

Could it be ...... This guy hasn't realized what he's doing shyly all along?

"That...... Didn't you take my cuffs or cloak by the beginning and follow closely behind? ”

"That's that, that's this." Jeluka whispered.

“……”

Sure enough, this guy really didn't realize how shy she used to behave on the street.

"Don't you think it's strange to have a cuff or a cloak?"

"Is it that weird?"

Jeluka tilted her head and muttered unconsciously, as if she couldn't figure out what was so strange about pulling the cloak on the cuffs.

I can't figure out why this guy is unaware of holding his cloak at the cuffs, but instead reacts to the most normal hand-holding

"Well, for example, which is stranger to wear a shirt backwards, or someone who wears a shirt as pants?" I tried to explain it to Jeroka.

"Aren't they all the same weirdos?" Jeluka was still confused.

"Could it be that one is a freak and the other is a pervert?"

“……”

This statement is not incorrect, but it seems that there is no way to convey her meaning to Jeluka.

What the hell should I say to make Jeluka understand?

I thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with a solution.

For example...... "Lower your voice, try to lower your voice."

"Normal position or fancy position, which do you think is more shy."

"Ahh

Jeluka in thought.

"Oh

Jeroka was stunned.

"Whew"

Jieluka's face was red, and his head was red.

That's right, that's it, although openly holding hands and holding cuffs and holding cloaks on the street is actually a very shy thing, but compared to holding cloaks and cuffs, it is really less likely to be regarded as a weirdo by others, that's what it means.

But......

Is what I just said considered sexual harassment?

I looked silently to the east.

Veras, Sarah, Linya, little ghost, I'm sorry to disappoint you, your husband and I, it seems that I have also been affected by this yellow maid recently, and I have become able to openly say some sexual harassment conversations on the street, and even if I really become a savior in the future, I may be called "the savior of sexual harassment" by people and books.

"But I said, you guys are really not a qualified personal maid, look at it, this little hand is smooth, it must be very rare to do housework."

When I calmed down, I realized that the little hand holding Jieluka in my hand felt very good, warm, soft, slippery, and felt slender and noble, more like holding the little hand of a princess than the little hand of a maid.

Although Veras's little hands feel similar, it is probably because this little maid is too shy, every time she holds her hand, she is very shy and nervous, and the strength she holds back will unconsciously use a lot, which will give people the illusion of "Ah, it is worthy of being a small hand that often works, and it is particularly powerful".

This delusion, especially in bed, ahem...... Sorry, I got carried away

The topic seems to be getting more and more open, all in all, because of Jeluka's surprising silence, half of the purpose of saying this sentence is also based on finding something to do, casually get some topics to talk about, and be ready to be spun about it, of course, don't get me wrong, in fact, I'm not M, but it just looks like it, and sometimes the behavior looks like it, it's just a little bit like it, at most, it's just that if you are attacked, you will be affected by this kind of process.

“……”

“……”

Silence silence.

Hey, say something, don't stop talking, isn't it in vain that I've found such a good topic to complain about?

Jeroka unexpectedly lowered her head and didn't say a word, which made me panic and couldn't help but look at it a few more times.

I...... I said, what are you blushing, what are you blushing, bastard, isn't this like I'm complimenting you on the beauty of your little hands in disguise? It's not like you at all, Jieluka, cheer up

I began to panic, and my slightly sweaty palms suddenly seemed to feel the pounding heartbeat from the other person's hand, which was connected with my own heartbeat, constantly agitating violently in my chest, and there was only a knock between my eardrums, and I couldn't tell whose heartbeat it was.

Sure enough, something was wrong, was it that I pressed some strange button? What's going on with this atmosphere now? Isn't this the setting of "a stupid newlywed couple who want to show off their sweet love to the world and openly hold hands on the street, but suddenly have stage fright and can only walk with their heads down with their faces blushing"?

For the first time in my life, I began to miss Jieluka's yellow satin attributes, and sure enough, even if it was a bad attribute, it was best to maintain my own style.

In this awkward atmosphere, we finally returned to the foot of the mine, and I quickly untied the belts that wrapped around each other's hands, only to hesitate a little when I let go, I swear, it was really only a little.

"Woo~~~"

This is the sorrow of a stupid mother who arrives at the door but does not dare to go home.

"It's all because of His Royal Highness's relationship that I have become an incompetent mother."

Jeroka looked at her complainingly, and at the same time announced that she had finally changed back to her original self.

"God once said, 'If I go to hell, you must go with me.'" I puffed out my chest triumphantly.

"God has never said such an excessive." Jeroka puffed out her mouth.

"Remember, the first and only thing God said when He came into this world was: The birth control pill is the greatest invention of all time."

"I think your statement makes God feel more innocent."

The sound of footsteps not far away made us stop arguing, rush into the house, quickly put out a cup and pour water, sit upright, and then pretend to drink water as if nothing happened.

"Daddy...... Mom...... I...... I'm back......"

After a while, the footsteps came to the door, and we hurriedly turned our heads, and at the same time, the voice of Little Black Charcoal with the meaning of exhaustion came into our ears, and even the original immature and crisp, pleasant and moving voice became hoarse and intermittent because of thirst.

From the night outside, the little black charcoal that dragged in with a weak and heavy body surprised us.

The dirty, thin face that was almost the same color as the night outside, the long silver hair that had been washed and cleaned had also turned dark gray, and the simple clothes on the body had left obvious traces of dragging, and from those squinted eyes, there was a weak gaze, and two small hands were retracted into the cuffs, and they walked in with a cower.

"Little black charcoal, you ......"

The two of us stood up suddenly, startling the already timid little black charcoal, and almost wanted to turn around and run away.

"Right...... Sorry Dad, Mom, ...... Today I only made a little bit today...... Because...... Because clothes and hair ...... Washed clean...... A little concerned...... Don't want to get dirty...... Didn't work hard. ”

With a crying voice and stammering, she trembled and stretched out her two small hands that were retracted into her cuffs, and opened her dirty black five fingers stained with carbon shavings, revealing the three silver coins lying on them.

"I ...... Didn't I let you go anywhere? Why are you still going to do this?"

I forcibly held back my distressed almost angry voice, and asked in a low voice, but such a voice with a faint anger seemed to make Xiao Heitan keenly aware of it, she took a few steps back in fear, and her figure faintly disappeared into the night outside, lowered her head, closed her eyes, couldn't say a word, and her thin body trembled violently as if she was naked in a blizzard.

Then, this thin and helpless body was hugged by a warm embrace.

"I'm sorry, it's Dad who didn't make it clear, Dad shouldn't be yelling, can Little Black Tan forgive Dad?"

Holding the little black charcoal tightly in his arms, light, really light, just like holding a baby, light makes people's eyes can't help but be sour.

"No...... No, it's me ......."

"Don't talk, get some rest."

I said without refusing, carried the little black charcoal into the house, sat down, still put her on my lap and hugged her, like a bird that cares for the chicks, and hugged her tightly in my arms.

"Daddy...... No...... Don't hug that ...... So tight...... Yes...... It's going to get dirty. ”

was hugged tightly, the sight of the little black charcoal, narrow can only see the father's simple but clean mind at close range, thinking that he is covered in carbon black, he can't help but remind nervously in a low voice.

Looking down and seeing the dirty appearance of the little black charcoal, and then looking at my clean clothes, I can't wait to slap myself, and then jump into the ink tank to dye myself black, what kind of father is this, I often call myself a father with a dad's halo, but I don't even ...... But he can't even take care of a child

"It's okay, no, my little black charcoal is the cleanest in the world."

I muttered, lifting the little black charcoal's head from my arms and kissing it on my face stained with coal ash on it.

"Pour a glass of water for the little black charcoal, and, make some food"

I shouted to Jeroka, who was still stunned to see this scene, she nodded subconsciously and hurriedly got up.

She also cared too much about Xiao Hei Tan, and even when she saw this situation, she couldn't react in shock, for her, who often regarded herself as the intelligence leader of the elf clan, but Yan zhòng was derelict in her duties.

However, I can understand her feelings, the feeling that her brain was almost blank when she first saw the little black charcoal come in, why is this happening? Why does the little black charcoal have to work so hard? This doubt is deeply embedded in our hearts......