Chapter 373: I don't even dare to draw like this in my comics
Lin Yaodong's performance made the Canadian fans at the scene have to applaud him, although most people were worried about why they didn't shovel him down with a hard kick, which would at least be considered the limit of one for one.
Now it's okay, I've been pressed and beaten by others, and I'm afraid that there will be no last slim chance for anyone else.
After Lin Yaodong incarnated as a leftist virgin and gently sent the opponent's striker off the field, he directly used a set-piece in his own penalty area to almost assist Wu Jie in the front court to complete the shot.
That's the after-reaction of one less person, and Canada doesn't really know how to play anymore.
They played a 4-5-1 defensive formation today, so should they continue to play a hopeless 4-5-0 with one less player now, or split one man from midfield for a suicidal attack?
Neither option seems to have much to offer!
If the numerical advantage in the midfield is maintained, it will be impossible to score.
Now they are two goals behind, and this choice is tantamount to closing their eyes and waiting for death.
What if we put on another striker?
The choice was clearly to get a goal, but the consequence is likely to be to break the record of conceding six goals in a single game and get an even more tragic ending.
However, the thought of entering the World Cup for the first time in history, if you really go home without even scoring a goal, it will be an absolute shame for Canadian football!
At this time, the Canadians actually had no choice, and their coaching staff quickly made a decision, and it was impossible to win today's game.
Since losing a few is a loss, then only one is a victory!
So less than three minutes after the game restarted, a Canadian substitute striker was seen standing up and starting to warm up, and the Canadian coach also notified the fourth official to request a substitution.
But before they could get into a dead ball state, the third goal of the Chinese team came with the speed that Canada was caught off guard.
This time the goal was not complicated, the Chinese player poured the ball in the middle of the field for a long time, and suddenly Chen Haonan sent a precise long ball across the field.
Wu Jie ferried the ball to Wu Qunli in the bag, who took the ball and stuffed it to Zhao Dayu who ran out of position.
Zhao Dayu has only one person to guard today, and his opponent is not a famous general, and he has always had a lot of room to play.
After receiving the ball this time, he just deftly deftly deflected and got space to shoot outside the penalty area, and then did not hesitate, and directly volleyed with the instep of his foot by feeling.
The Canadian goalkeeper made a save, but the ball was so powerful and low that he could only save by feeling.
The Canadian goalkeeper's leg touched the ball, but he could only force a refraction due to the speed of the ball, but the ball bounced towards the goal and rolled in.
After Zhao Dayu saw the football rebound and rolled into the goal, he stayed in place for several seconds!
He never imagined that he would have such a brilliant moment!
It's the World Cup!
The world doesn't know how many first-class stars haven't scored a World Cup goal until they retire!
He thought he was one of them, and never dreamed that one day, he would be able to score two goals in the World Cup?
But soon he didn't have time to think nonsense, and the players of the Chinese team had already rushed over, especially the old teammates of the Guangdong team, who unceremoniously pushed him to the grass.
At this time, only Lin Yaodong looked at the back with envy, he was so awesome that he didn't score in the World Cup, but this teammate who was not very awesome scored two, it was really unreasonable!
Wu Jie is not envious, "scoring" is already numb to him, including this World Cup.
When he met a rare soft persimmon today, he had already planned to fulfill his teammates.
Naturally, Canada's side fell into infinite embarrassment, conceding the goal again so quickly that the manager regretted the decision to replace a striker.
But the fourth official has already put up the sign, and no matter how embarrassed they are, they still have to complete this substitution.
So everyone saw that Canada lost the ball in lightning, at this time it was already 0:3 behind, and with one less person, it used a striker and replaced a midfielder.
This substitution seems unreasonable to many, Canada has no hope of winning at this time, and now it should be all in order to prevent a massacre, what is the use of replacing a striker?
They won't consider that Canada just wants a goal, but the difficulty of this wish depends entirely on whether the Chinese team can let it go or not?
If it's up to politicians to decide, it's definitely putting a ball on Canada.
This kind of thing of exchanging a favor with a gesture of effort, why not do it!
But the question is, what is the attitude towards you?
If Canada is a friendly country to China, then it is really not a big deal to put a ball, because the other party will accept your affection.
But if it is a senior anti-rabbit country, not only will your goodwill not be accepted by the other party, but eighty percent will hack you from some unique directions afterwards.
Vietnam is a good example of this, Hong Kong will also be a negative lesson in the future, and Taiwan will be even more so.
So after the lightning goal, the Chinese team quickly attacked again in the first half without colon intervention.
At this time, it can be seen from the momentum that they are not ready to give up.
It's only 3 goals, and it's far from satisfying the depressed Chinese team, what they need is a hearty victory.
In the 38th minute of the first half, the Chinese team's goal soon appeared again.
This time, it was Chen Haonan who made the eyes of Canadian fans begin to darken, and after the opponent's midfield was reduced from five to four, he was the biggest beneficiary.
This will make it difficult for Chen Haonan to even participate in too many defensive tasks, he can constantly plug in and participate in the attack, and it is difficult for Canada's defense to take care of him.
So this golden back, who often staged earth-shattering long-range shots in Real Madrid, finally let people see his terrifying long-range striking ability.
Chen Haonan's shot was at least 35 meters away from the goal, but the football was blasted out of a high speed that was difficult for the naked eye to catch up with, and it was already in front of the goal with a strange flight trajectory in the blink of an eye.
The Canadian goalkeeper not only drove speeding in the face of this kick, but also flew a world wave of its own, and gave up after only half of the saves.
"Oh my God, is this a slash?"
"It's an incredible long-range shot, and the flight trajectory is completely opposite to that of the elevator ball."
"Even if we haven't seen Chen's level on the defensive end, most of us have heard of it. But many people may not know that Chen also has three stunts on the offensive end, one is the passing skill called 'croquette', which has now been imitated by a large number of players; one is his original free kick technique, which he calls 'full moon scimitar', this unique arc has not been successfully imitated in world football at present; the last stunt is this trick 'slashing on the ground', which is diametrically opposed to the arc of the 'elevator ball', although it is far inferior to Wu Jie's elevator ball in terms of fame, but the power is not inferior. ”
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Chen Haonan's outrageous violent long-range shot instantly made the fans watching the game climax, and also attracted the crazy praise of the world's commentators.
But this trick "sticking to the ground" does have the qualifications to be touted, this kind of shot is different from the common long-range arc, and it is not the kind of long-range shot that falls sharply, but walks half a distance at a height similar to the ground, and then suddenly flies up at high speed, at that moment it is like a torpedo that suddenly jumps out of the sea.
This kind of weird arc has only been kicked out by him alone, for the same reason as the "elevator ball", this kind of arc not only has a high demand for the material of the football, but also has high requirements for the player's footwork.
Now because the three of them use the same football as others, so everyone is not looking for the reason from the "football material", but is digging out the key points from the technology, and the result is naturally that the more they study, the more confused they become, and everyone takes a detour.
However, as long as the "soccer material" meets the requirements, the technical points of this arc are not difficult for stars with excellent ball sense to imitate, as long as the ball can bounce sideways and slam the middle and lower part of the ball with the instep when the ball bounces and lands quickly, and the power and angle are all up to the standard, it is possible to achieve this effect.
Of course, this premise is that the material of the football meets the requirements, but unfortunately no one is considering it in this direction now, especially in the case that Wu Jie, Lin Yaodong, and Chen Haonan have kicked out the "elevator ball" and "close to the ground", it is estimated that no one will find a way from the football material for a long time.
Back to the game, Chen Haonan's goal is not only enough to enter the top five ranks of this World Cup in terms of ornamentation, but also devastating for the Canadian team!
At this time, from top to bottom in Canada, not only did no one have the idea of beating the Chinese team anymore, but even the self-confidence of scoring a goal has skyrocketed!
The Chinese team is facing the devastation, the body and mind are exhausted at the moment, and the Canadian sick men are naturally not only not intending to stop, but the means are even more cruel.
In the 40th minute, Wu Jie also hit a kick from a long distance, but the distance was a little too far, and he just got up directly after the middle circle.
But this foot was 50 meters away, and he began to bomb beyond visual range with inappropriate people, and his explosiveness and accuracy were very outstanding, so that the Canadian goalkeeper obviously knocked down the football and actually got rid of it again.
Luckily, there were no Chinese players nearby, and the hapless Canadian goalkeeper held back the pain in his palms and chest, rolling and crawling to save the football again.
But judging from his embarrassed movements, and the pained expression on his face afterwards, even the fans in front of the TV knew that the power of this long-range shot was extraordinary, and anyone who suffered this kick was afraid that they would either die or be injured.
Canada launched a counterattack after regaining possession, but this attack did not last even a minute, and the ball was snatched back by the explosive Chinese team as soon as the ball passed the midfield.
This time, Wu Jie still has two players on the defensive, but the undernumbered Canadian team can only adopt a two-man marking arrangement for him alone, and in the face of the impact of the rest of the Chinese players, he can only expect his teammates to make up for it in time.
At this time, Chen Haonan used his other trick "croquette" to tell the Canadian team that his failure to make a difference on the offensive end in the last game was completely due to the too much pressure on the offensive end from the German team and the fact that his opponent was not an ordinary person.
But now in the face of Canada's leaky midfield and backline, he can shuttle freely through the enemy line like Wu Jie, as if no one was there.
This time, he single-handedly penetrated the entire defense of the Canadian team with two consecutive juggling croquettes, and finally did not shoot or send a second pass, and fell directly into the Canadian penalty area with a beautiful water action.
The referee didn't hesitate too much, even if he really explained the situation before the game, he wouldn't do anything more.
Although Chen Haonan's fall this time is so graceful that it's hard not to think that this is a fake fall?
But imagination is imagination after all, and the Canadian defender did not kick the football, but kicked it to Chen Haonan's leg, which was a penalty that could not be more obvious.
Even if the force of this "kick" is not large, just like the foul in a basketball game, there is no such "reasonable use of the rule" in a football game.
So he decisively blew a penalty to the Chinese team, but did not show a yellow card to the Canadian player, which is a rare situation in the penalty award.
Naturally, the Chinese team will not dwell on this, and the players are paying tribute to Chen Haonan's textbook diving tutorial when celebrating the penalty.
They have all practiced this set of standard moves countless times, but in addition to Gu Guangming, who is a little hot, even Ren Zhihui is a little stiff when diving, and it is easy for him to eat cards when he uses it, and even if he succeeds, he will be criticized by the media after the game.
At present, only Wu Jie and Chen Haonan's diving can be called art, and even the opponent has to express his admiration after watching the replay, and there is not much criticism in the media.
Chen Haonan enjoyed the praise of his teammates and beckoned to the back, and then saw Lin Yaodong running over again.
Barcelona fans laughed when they saw this scene, and even a Barcelona support group composed of more than 100 people at the scene faced a surprised expression on the faces of others at this moment, and said very proudly, "How can any team not let the goalkeeper take a penalty", or "How can the league's top scorer not be taken by the goalkeeper"!
These words are somewhat mischievous, and they also know that it is natural for Lin Yaodong to take the penalty in Barcelona, because his penalty efficiency is indeed the first person in the team.
But in the Chinese team, Lin Yaodong is a little worse than Wu Jie in terms of fame and penalty efficiency, including Chen Haonan's qualifications, which should also be ranked ahead of him in the order of penalty kicks.
Now let him take the penalty, of course, I want him to score a goal.
Lin Yaodong didn't think it was a meal at all, but he stood on the penalty spot with a happy heart, facing his peers with a constipated expression 12 yards away, and directly blasted the ball into the right side of the goal, and the huge strength didn't even give the opponent a chance to save.
Spanish fans felt that the Canadians didn't know Lin Yaodong at all, and the Spanish goalkeeper must have chosen a reverse save in advance.
Lin Yaodong's penalty kick is characterized by great strength, not as many tricks as Wu Jie, and the direction is basically either left or right.
The advantage of this penalty method is to ensure that as long as the angle is not too positive, even if the goalkeeper predicts in advance, it is mostly too late, after all, the early pounce cannot be too early, otherwise Lin Yaodong will pause and change the angle.
But if you don't make a certain degree of prediction, it will definitely be too late for Lin Yaodong to shoot first.
This kind of penalty method belongs to the penalty method that as long as you don't make mistakes, the opposite side basically can't do it.
As for the disadvantage, of course, the greater the power of the shot, the easier it is to kick, and the penalties he misses are not saved by the opponent, but by himself kicked out of the goal.
The Canadian goalkeeper obviously didn't know Lin Yaodong's habit of taking penalty kicks, so naturally he didn't even have time to make a save, so he was once again pierced through the goal, and this time it was his most painful colleague who scored the goal.
This is really miserable, but what is even worse is not that it was scored by a peer, but that this goal was not the final chapter of the first half.
The Chinese players actually felt that it was okay to play 5:0 in the first half, and after this goal, they also began to pour their feet back and forth in the midfield, and they were not prepared to play a 6:0 in the first half.
But sometimes it feels like scoring a goal is as simple as drinking water and eating.
In the 44th minute of the first half, just as the half was about to end, Wu Qunli was knocked down just past halftime, and the referee awarded a free kick to the right side of the midfield for the Chinese team.
The free kick in this position is not only as high as 50 meters away from the goal, but also too far to the right, and it seems that except for Wu Jie who has scored a free kick in this position, it seems that no one has ever successfully hit the goal with a free kick from here in an A-level game.
"Guys, do you guess the aliens will shoot straight at the goal?"
Matthaus shouted at his teammates in front of the TV at this time, and opened a market by the way.
"I'll bet 100 marks and he'll shoot straight at goal!"
Rummenigge was the first to press 100 marks, and several other Bayern players also immediately bet, all betting that Wu Jie would shoot directly on goal.
Others don't know, don't they know yet?
Wu Jie didn't know how many free kicks he had scored in this position in training, and Rummenigge still remembered that Wu Jie took away the team's free kick right to take away the free kick through this outrageous position.
He was one of the participants in the game, and it turned out to be a memory that he didn't want to recall.
Mateus was very sore in the end, because the German players all pressed Wu Jie to shoot directly, which is really too good for him.
They pressed it right, and Wu Jie on TV chose to shoot directly.
But the Canadians were clearly ill-prepared, and they really couldn't have imagined that someone would shoot directly at the goal from such a thunderous position?
Isn't that a joke?
At more than 50 meters, who would be so bored to practice this kind of free kick in private?
Well, Wu Jie and Chen Haonan, including Lin Yaodong, are so boring.
Who gave them too much time to train, not to mention this position, even the free-kick shooting in their own half, they practiced when they were bored.
Now it's up to which goalkeeper doesn't take their outrageous free-kick to heart, and then a new highlight shot could be born.
The Canadian goalkeeper was unguarded, Wu Jie shot with a left-footed backfoot, and he didn't believe that at this distance, a right-footed player would shoot directly with a backfoot.
But Wu Jie just shot with his left foot, or a realistic version of the "gliding curve shot".
This is the unique trick of the protagonist in the world-famous "Soccer Player", the strange curves in the comics, which do not conform to the laws of physical motion at all, and fans in Europe and South America feel that this kind of shooting only exists in comics.
But at this moment, fans all over the world couldn't help but think of the various stunts in this comic, which is really not just the author's whimsy.
They've already seen the stunts in two comics in this game.,This TM is really not a joke!
In the eyes of the Canadian goalkeeper, the ball that flew from outside the half-court first used a half-moon knife-like arc to the left side of his goal from right to left.
However, at such a distance, even if the ball speed is fast and the arc is very exaggerated, he still has time to make predictions and moves.
But the problem is that when the ball is about to fly into the penalty area, it not only accelerates and falls, but also changes direction and draws an arc to the right side, flying straight to the right side of the goal.
"I'm not in a comic, am I?"
This was the last complaint of the Canadian goalkeeper before his death, he really couldn't imagine that someone could really kick an arc similar to "S", and it was too late to turn around at this moment.
But not only was he helpless, the goalkeepers of the teams who watched this game in front of the TV at this time all scolded their mothers in their hearts!
This ball is outrageous!
Unless they can defy the laws of physical motion like a football kicked by Wu Jie, this kind of ball can only be intercepted by those who can step on their left foot and right foot in the air to make a double jump.
As a result, there was no surprise, this "anti-S-shaped arc" flying from 56 meters away finally scored the goal of the Canadian team in a way that only exists in the comics, and along with the football into the goal, there is also the broken mentality of Canadian fans across the country!
"Good guy, now I can boldly draw the arc a little more exaggerated, and see who dares to mock swimmers for not understanding football!"
Shen Lang was also startled in front of the TV, he didn't dare to draw such an exaggerated arc in the comics, but he was still ridiculed by many people for not understanding football, and now it seems that reality is really more exaggerated than the comics!