The red-haired girl is like a timid rabbit. While rubbing the aching **, he raised his head and looked at it.

I:

Hopeless, desperate for this world where even the sixth sense can deceive people!!

In an instant, my life became extremely dark. For a long time, he has accompanied himself through countless years and experienced countless hardships and obstacles, and is regarded by himself as the sixth sense of his comrades-in-arms who can be entrusted to his back. I didn't expect to betray myself at such a critical moment.

At this moment, my mood cannot be described in words, as if a friend of many years suddenly appeared in front of him with a woman's small waist, and my life suddenly changed from a field of golden chrysanthemums and a sea of milky white turbidity to a dead gray.

Hey?

It's not good, it's too careless, because it's too desperate and there is a flaw in the heart in a short moment, but I didn't expect the mind to be quickly eroded by the rotten girl's aura of this dead rotten girl.

No, the enemy's force field is too strong, and our side can't neutralize it for the time being, and only the retreating side is the best policy.

Seeing Alius's pupils, she suddenly shrank, and the stares of the dead witch came over, which was still full of a huge shock and surprise and revealed under the sluggishness, I suddenly felt that this was a good opportunity to run, if she reacted, if she wanted to get rid of a high-level assassin of more than sixty levels, it would be impossible to do it without being a moon wolf.

So, after the heel is the axis, I twisted one hundred and eighty degrees, from the front foot to the heel of the back foot at the same time, the toe is like a spring compressed to the extreme, tight, as long as the thigh kicks hard, you can pull the spring switch, drive the front foot to obtain the maximum acceleration of the whole ** down skillfully, without a trace of mud and water, fully indicating that our running kung fu has half a foot into the grandmaster level. But there was another pair of smaller and faster hands, and just as I was about to turn into a discharged bullet, a rocket about to be launched, they suddenly reached out and grabbed the end of the cloak.

Maintaining the posture of running, I mechanically turned my head to look at the red-haired girl behind me, kneeling on the ground with my legs in a seductive figure-eight shape, looking up at myself intently, my brain was still stunned because of the impact of this unexpected encounter, but her two small hands had already instinctively stretched out, firmly grasping her cloak, and in her stunned eyes, a trace of pleading from the depths of her soul passed.

The kind of action that comes out subconsciously is like knowing that he is going to be abandoned by the owner of the puppy, and he bites the owner's trouser leg without giving up. Whining like a lovely whining sound.

Dam, this kind of action and expression is foul!!

Sighing helplessly, I retracted my starting position, turned around resignedly, and stared closely at Alius's gaze, and after a while,

"Wow six

Alius finally came back to his senses from his stupor. There was a subtle tone that seemed to come from the throat of a cracked desert traveler, and when she fully reacted, this subtle tone turned into a series of exclamations because she didn't know how to vent her intense emotions at this moment.

"Wow, wow, wow... Hey Hara Hang, woo woo"

Me: "

I can bite my tongue in this kind of place, every day is true, I used to try to change this guy's four-character mantra, which is simply the same attribute as the soul brand, and again

Seeing Alius, who was covering his aching tongue and making an intermittent scream, I slammed the tea table of my soul down.

it!! This cute behavior of a kitten with its tongue scalded in warm water, is it maliciously selling cuteness?! Why am I being cute, and why does this cuteness appear in a dead rotten girl? Is the world really about to be conquered by them?

"Ha rubbed me and left!"

Because I can't forgive myself as an otaku, I will be cute by my sworn enemy rotten girl, I lowered my voice, said coldly, and turned around to leave.

"Wow wow wow hey halaha... Woo woo can."

Feeling that resolute momentum, Alius could no longer care about the two tightness of his tongue that was still aching, and hurriedly let out an exclamation, and the result was one

I fell into silence when I looked at Alius, who was holding his tongue again, like a frightened little creature huddled in a corner, trembling and screaming, but not forgetting to hold on to his cloak with his free hand.

It's really not my fault.

"Wow wow!"

After the film, Alius, who seemed to feel a little better, raised his eyes with excitement, "Wang, don't call to me."

In other words, I haven't seen each other for more than a month. Has this guy lost even the ability to speak as a human being?

Taking a deep breath, I shoved the four-sided bag into her mouth, stopping the cute and hateful exclamation, I searched in the inventory, and after a while, I finally found the long-lost artifact spit paper roll and slapped it on her head.

There was a crisp shuffle.

"Have you calmed down?!"

Playing with the paper roll in my hand, I felt that all the depression in my heart seemed to dissipate with this beat. The mood became extremely comfortable, so he asked Alius condescendingly.

The damage of the fly to the rotten girl attached to the roll paper tube is doubled and the amnesia effect is attached, under the attribute attack. Alius held her head and whined, her mouth still chewing and swallowing the bread stuffed in her mouth, and after a moment, the rotten girl raised her head again, looking at the surrounding scenery with a confused expression.

It's good to be bad, it's better to forget about the crying encounter for me, no, it's better to erase my restless mind.

"Wow!!"

After glancing around a few times, she snapped her gaze on me, accompanied by an exclamation. As if suddenly remembering something, a light bulb on his head kept flickering.

Taking a deep breath, her eyes flashed with a faint smugness, and the momentum of this dead rotten girl suddenly changed. Like a majestic female officer. He pointed his finger straight at my face and spoke in a clear and fluent voice that shocked the world.

"it!"

Me: "

It seems to have reminded her of something, could it be that the roll of paper is held upside down? I looked into my hand in confusion, and ah, sure enough

Lamp, re-correct, this time must make the unbearable things in the mind of this dead rotten girl clear, and then by herself, the king of otaku in the new era, Druid Wu Fan, will completely turn her into an otaku.

Holding the roll back in place, I took a breath on it, and I slapped it with an indomitable momentum.

Unexpectedly. The rotten girl seemed to sense my thoughts, and her clever head tilted. Dodged my fatal blow.

It's just a futile struggle.

With a cold snort, the paper roll in her hand suddenly turned into raindrops and fell on Alius's head, but she still saw Alius's agility, even if she maintained a kneeling posture, the space for her head to move was limited, but she still quickly turned her head and dodged the raindrop-like attacks on her head one by one.

At this moment, I feel like I'm playing a game of whack-a-mole, but unfortunately the gopher on this machine is extremely cunning, so my score is still zero.

But... It's true, hum Sure enough, after a while, Alius's eyes rolled in circles.

Haha, it's over, the head keeps dodging at this high frequency, and it's strange if you don't get dizzy!! It's time for this game to end, final blow!!

Taking a deep breath, I held the roll aloft. There was an incomparable solemnity in his eyes.

That's right, it's time to end, this otaku and rotten girl's bad relationship.

The roll turned into a white shadow and fell

"Who dares to bully my sister!!"

A thunderclap roared at the end of the street, which immediately startled me, and the roll of paper that fell in my hand fell softly.

A cloud of dust rises high at the end of the street. Kilometers long street, in an instant, the smoke and dust have swept over, and from inside there appears a red-haired burger-headed figure with a strong sense of sight.

"Hannah, say, isn't this guy bullying you. yes, watch me shove the burger out of his anus. ”

The angry Sect Master, who had not yet seen my identity, only glanced at me with a knife-like gaze and asked Alius an explosive question.

Hey, before saying such things, it's better to take care of the other party's identity, she's your sister, although this sister is already incurable

Alius was stunned for a moment, looked at her brother in a daze, as if thinking about something, and then suddenly slapped her palm, and pointed straight at her brother with the finger that was just pointing at me.

"You're a good guy!"

Suddenly, Hans stumbled as if he had been pierced through the chest by an invisible arrow. Clutching his chest, he looked pained.

"Hannah, I'm not suing you. Can't you say this to someone else? ”

I'm sorry, Hans, she had forgotten about it, but I woke her up again.

I thought it was quite funny, and I held back a sad expression of a dead rabbit and a fox, and wondered if I should instill more good things in this rotten girl.

At this moment, Hans looked at me as if he had discovered something, and his expression of pain changed suddenly. Laughed heartily.

"Hahahaha, I said who is bullying Hannah, it turns out that Brother Alsace, if it's you, it's no problem."

What do you mean it's okay if it's me? Please give me a question, you irresponsible brother!

Immediately afterwards, the other four members of the Hambagh team, in addition to the siblings Hans and Alius, the assassin Gris, the paladin Baal, and two other mercenaries also followed, and the friends were reunited after a long absence. Naturally, there were endless words, and even the cold cool male assassin Gris had a warm smile flashing across his face. Let Hans and them shout incredible.

"Brother Alsace. I knew that with your strength, I would definitely follow up soon, and look, I was right. ”

The Sect Master, the wizard Hans, threw a smug look at the other people, and secretly made a gesture to get the money, which did not escape my perception, it is clear that these bastards have secretly made some suspicious gamble on me.

"Eun, it's good to come, it's good to come."

Before I could protest to Hans for a share, his eyes kept looking at me, looking me up and down, and I was horrified.

Could it be that this bastard was cursed by Alius and really became a base man?

"I'll tell you, Brother Arthas."

It took a long time for him to pat me on the shoulder.

"Since you left, Hannah has become silent again, for more than a month, I haven't even said enough ten words, it seems that only you can make her happy, no, just came, and performed husband and wife cross talk on the street. Wow haha"

Hans rubbed Alius's little head vigorously with the height of his brother, rubbed her silky fiery red hair into a mess, and then said to the two of us.

As a result, Alius pulled out a golden fist sword exclusive to assassins. Stabbed so the back of his hand, probably because the fist sword was bleeding from a very rare bloodletting attribute wound, this poor brother, immediately screamed and covered the back of the year with Chuan Zhizhi and rolled on the street, rolling Xiao Ai on the ground. However, pay a few twitches. Suddenly it didn't move......

Tsk, if the conversation between me and Alius just now is a husband and wife cross talk, then this scene in front of me is undoubtedly a family comedy, and it is really enviable, our sect leader.

"All in all. Hannah is up to you. ”

A moment later, Hans came back to life, rolled over, jumped up with a dashing heel, patted me on the shoulder, and said with a bloodless face.

"I'm one. People think you'd better drink a potion of life first."

Hans, who had completely entered father-brother mode and had not listened to my words at all, continued his speech and looked at me, and he looked at Alius with kind eyes.

"Hannah, you're not too young, it's time to find a good man to marry and have children

When the dead rotten girl listened to her brother's words, she tilted her head in confusion, as if she couldn't figure it out. After a long look of distress, he said intermittently.

"Alyus, think, man and man. between, can not have children. ”

"Why can't you have children? If you can't give birth, where did I fight with you?. Hans grabbed his red hamburger head, his face full of confusion.

No, no, Hans, your sister has something from a different dimension, so you don't have to dig into it.

Looking at the confused Hans, I complained secretly. At the same time, there was a trace of despair for himself who could understand Alius's words.

"Well, look, Brother Arthas. After you came, Hannah's words exceeded the weight of the previous month or so, and I was right. ”

Hans quickly gave up his doubts, which he could never understand, and suddenly remembered that there were more than ten of them in one sentence from Alyus. words, I couldn't help but laugh with relief.

"You guy"

Enjoy the power on the little rotten girl's head and rub it around. I glared at her ear.

"Didn't you leave with an agreement? The next time we see each other, I'm going to make a hundred friends, and you're taking my words as wind in your ears, aren't you? ”

Unexpectedly, this little rotten girl was very stubborn, and she turned her head over angrily.

"Old and low, it's a bad person, Aletus, don't listen." My eyes widened, huh? This guy. Isn't it time for rebellion?

"A lying child will swallow a thousand needles." I continued in my ear in an eerie tone.

"Teacher. Conventions. Lied too. ”

Alius said to me as if he had been prepared, with a hint of smugness in his eyes.

Promise, lying?

I recalled the agreement with this little rotten girl, and I remember that I did say that as long as I could say five words in one breath, I would appear in front of her again, and what she meant now was that she didn't do it. I didn't show up, and I didn't keep the agreement, this, what do you mean?

"Well, then don't come to me until I can say five words in one breath before I arrive."

I immediately turned around. Take a step, but you can't step out.

Turning my head helplessly, I looked at Alius, whose bright eyes were shining like a small animal in his cloak, and I fell into a state of speechlessness again.

"Alius, wrong, teacher. Don't leave! ”。

"Okay, okay, I know, let it go."

"Let's be of the same heart, go together, explore the complaints, and true love

"I'm leaving, don't come to me again!"

Although what Alius said was extremely ambiguous, as long as anyone who knew her knew what she meant, the love in it had nothing to do with the love of men and women for eight lifetimes.

"So that's the case, it turns out that Brother Alsace, your identity is actually the second place in the First World Martial Arts Competition, and the druid Wu Fan, who is also known as the youngest elder in the history of the Alliance."

Under the leadership of Hans, walking on the road to the blacksmith, I told them my identity by the way, they are all friends, and I also understand their personalities, and there will be no estrangement because of my identity, so there is no need to hide it.

"Would you give me a slightly surprised look?"

I thought they would be frightened, but I didn't expect the team's unexpectedly calm calmness, which made me feel a little unhappy, like a punch on cotton.

"Hmph, Alsace, no, Brother Wu Fan. You're underestimating us. ”

Hans snorted angrily. patted his chest and said, "I, Hans, have never seen anything in the world, let alone you." Even if it's a day. Suddenly, someone told me that he was the incarnation of Baal. I can also keep my face from changing color

The paladin Balton on the side was teary-eyed.

"Wha!".

Suddenly, another loud laugh came from across the street.

"Is this voice really those guys?"

Hans's expression froze, and he quietly figured out the magic technique. Others pulled out their weapons.

"That. , Alyus, can you let go of my cloak?.

I turned my head and asked helplessly at Alius, who was still following closely behind me, clutching his cloak.

As expected, Alyus kept shaking his head. With one eye closed, I look determined that I won't let go of anything.

Well, it's been a bit of an overtraining just now.

Turning around, among the bursts of sand and dust blown up on the empty street, six powerful figures appeared.

yes, it's going to be a fried chicken thigh and hamburger war again.

I'm going to Pei all day tomorrow, but it's the last day of the month, so I don't know if I can catch up. My full attendance, woo