Chapter VIII. Why was it born?
Euthanasia?
Not so much, big brother! Isn't it just that the crush is exposed?
I can't love it, and I don't look for death and life when I lose both people and money!
Have you ever tried to lose 8,000 kilowatt-hours of electricity because of online dating?!
Because of the drastic change in his expression, the color blocks on Sun Xunqiao's face cracked several times, like an egg tart in the oven that had broken its skin.
His mouth was stumbling, and he didn't speak for a while.
"Advisor Sun, I need to redeem the euthanasia medical kit, please remove the control of the life guidance system over me."
Jiangshan Jiao saw that Sun Xunqiao did not react for a long time, and repeated what he had just said.
"Mr. Jiang, if you think that chatting is too difficult as the first task, we can discuss it again, this matter has not yet reached the point of finding a short-term view......, right?"
Encountering this kind of Dongguo boy who is crazy about love and wants to die or live, Sun Xunqiao didn't know what to say for a while, so he had to keep making concessions, but Jiangshanjiao still insisted on his own ideas and repeatedly asked for euthanasia.
In the tug-of-war, Advisor Sun's face cracked more and more color patches, like an over-roasted pineapple bun.
This situation was completely ignored in the previous speech, and now we can only find a way to delay the time to come up with a new statement!
"Mr. Jiang, wait a minute!"
Sun Xunqiao pointed in front of him, and with the other hand, he took two black blocks from the colorful squares that kept falling from the screen and pasted them on his eyes as sunglasses, and then broke off a few pieces from the bright yellow pixel face and connected them together, and kneaded them into a large gold chain around his neck.
Jiang Shanjiao looked at the pixel man who suddenly changed his costume in his consciousness, and his whole soul fell into confusion, and Liang De, who was watching in secret, also fell into a stupor.
What is he going to do......
Brother, are you sick......
Under the bewildered gaze of Jiangshan Jiao and Liang De, Sun Xunqiao shook his head rhythmically, and added a pretentious granular magnetism to his voice:
"It's useless to say more, Mr. Jiang, I once wrote a few short poems, just to untie the knot in your heart, the power of music is worth a thousand words, you listen well!
yo,yo,hek_it_out……
Love is precious, the price of life is higher, the streamer is easy to throw people away, when is the spring flower and autumn moon, there are so many delicate rivers and mountains, there is no fragrant grass at the end of the world, the green mountains are hidden in the water, hey, this ......"
Sun Xunqiao picked up the language cultivation of the third year of high school and made it up on the spot, his right index finger and tail finger were erected, his thumb pressed the middle finger and ring finger, pinched a metal hand and shook it vigorously, and kept squeezing out poems of unknown meaning from the pixel mouth.
As Taishan Beidou in the online dating industry, his self-esteem does not allow him to ask Liang De for help, but there are too few poems that high school students must memorize!
What to do, in order to rhyme, if I continue to sing it, I can only meow meow in seconds!
Fortunately, his freestyle was not attractive, and he only sang for less than twenty seconds before being interrupted by a voice in his consciousness.
"Who are you, and why did you hack into the screen?"
Sun Xunqiao stopped rapping, and the homemade pixel sunglasses on his face slipped to the position of his cheekbones.
"Mr. Jiang, I am the life guidance consultant assigned to you by the Geyu Management Center, and my name is ......"
"You can't be someone from the Grid Management Center.
The tasks issued by the Grid Management Center are never negotiable. ”
"Mr. Jiang, you may not know much, in fact, there are many factions within our Grid Domain Management Center, the one who has been in power for a long time is the Yan Father faction, which is relatively ruthless, and I am from the amiable Mother Sect, this time ......"
Jiang Shanjiao said calmly in his consciousness:
"Among the 1,453 goods and services provided on the redemption page of the Geyu Management Center, there is no euthanasia medical kit.
Among the 330 goods and services that have been removed from the shelves, there are also no euthanasia medical kits.
Every citizen of Griffin is a valuable resource, and the Center does not allow any citizen of Griffin to commit suicide.
Consultant Sun, who are you? ”
Sun Xunqiao was about to talk a few nonsense words to deal with the past, when he suddenly heard a burst of solemn music coming from behind.
In the distant reverberation of piano, drum music and bell chime, a jade-like, jade-like, sword-clad man in ancient costume walked out slowly, like ink sideburns and green shirt with big sleeves without wind, fluttering to the right side of the yellow-faced pixel man, like the appearance of heaven and man, the posture of a fairy.
The face of the man in ancient costume shimmered like jade, illuminating the yellow-faced pixel man beside him in a miserable green.
Sun Xunqiao Yuanshen Transmission:
"Senior brother, you have gone too far......"
Said that the brain load of people in the industry is limited.,Can't carry too much information.,This left and right two picture quality,You put it here and play with me A card N card comparison!
Even the style of painting has changed well!
"Senior brother, my martial arts primordial god is far inferior to you, I haven't practiced all kinds of things, and if I am weak like this, it is normal to be able to connect most of my divine consciousness into his consciousness space."
Liang De looked at the set of character skins copied from the popular Xianxia mobile game "Xuanhun Dao Zhang" in the interface, and turned up the volume of the background music "palae_memories" a few points, and he felt too good to be better.
Refreshed and relaxed, is this what it feels like to be a beautiful man!
Liang De manipulated the image of the ancient costume sword fairy to take two steps forward, blocking the discolored pixel man Sun Xunqiao behind him, and the Yuan Shen said:
"Senior brother, I said a long time ago that you should communicate with him openly and honestly, if you don't talk darkly, you won't end well if you pretend to be a system to deceive people.
I'll help you solve the trust problem, and you can take care of online dating teaching. ”
Jiangshan was startled by the sudden appearance of a man in ancient costume and the sound of music, and his self-consciousness trembled, and he almost passed out.
At this time, the man in ancient costume who was like a fairy flicked his sleeves and sprinkled a streamer in the sky, and the bright points of light like stars surrounded his consciousness body.
"Senior brother, my special effects have been brushed out, you stabilize his consciousness, yes, yes, yes, you use your innate divine power to hang him, don't let him break the film."
The starry light points continued to sink into the consciousness body on the outskirts of the rivers and mountains, and his trembling mind finally stabilized.
At this time, Liang De had also brewed the second line:
"Geyu people, we are love masters from the planet of love, and we have come here to help you fall in love with Chi Xuexi.
The Grid Management Center is not worth mentioning in our eyes, and no one on this planet can detect our actions.
You can ask for love as much as you want, Gyuren.
As long as it can promote the love between you and Chi Xuexi, changing the whole world is nothing in our eyes. ”
"Prove it to me."
The consciousness body on the outskirts of the country said.
……
Tongxu app, save the Sun Dog group.
"White Crane Sky: Everyone, gather all the information, and list the most likely heroines starting from Shan Futian!"
"Shan Futian: We have sent all the information to Senior Mu Yigui, he is the person who knows the preferences of Senior Xunqiao best, and now only he can tell which one is the true destiny of the 8000 crystal clusters."
"Mu Yigui: That's right, I've found it, the woman who let Sun Gou live and die for her!"
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