Chapter 139: Okay, Five Drops, No More Yet!
On the sofa, the two were still engaged in their daily scuffle, and Gou Yu watched them be silent for a second, and then chuckled.
It's hard to imagine that these two people are the 'gin' and 'vodka' who made a big fuss at the Li family in the afternoon and relied on their ability to bathe in the rain of bullets.
Gou Yu looked at Ran's hand above the sofa and stuck Meng Lang's neck, Meng Lang's leg clamped Fang Ran's knees, and the remaining hands of the two pressed against each other's faces, lingering together on the sofa very spicy, Wu felt funny.
Is this the real side of the two sides of him?
Or is this what the participants look like?
Gou Yu didn't understand, but he wasn't in a hurry, it was better to say that he was very relaxed at the moment, so relaxed that he even came to a place where KTV consumption relaxation was incompatible with him who used to stay in the research room all day.
Anyway, I've left that world, and I'll live as a participant in the night battle in the future...
Captain's mentality, I'll always learn, right?
Gou Yu picked up the crystal clear wine glass, and then looked at the two people who were still scuffling and had risen to the point of picking off clothes, and sighed helplessly:
"I said how long are you two going to fight...?"
Hearing him say this, the two of them finally let go of their hands without Ling stopping them, and finally exchanged a wave of cruel words.
"Humph! If it weren't for the fact that today is a celebration of small or..."
"Cut, if it weren't for the six hundred and one o'clock in the night in this private room..."
Fang Ran and Meng Lang both screamed arrogantly at the same time, and then immediately turned their heads to stare at each other and shouted at the same time!
"You're dead!"
Gou Yu: "......"
Do you two want to be so synchronized....
"Ahem, once again, for the first time, the ICMB squad has gathered to celebrate the small or successful escape from the sea of suffering! Start now!! ”
Meng Lang raised his wine glass, and then the quilts of the three of them collided together.
"!"
Then let's get rid of it together!
Bang!
Then Fang Ran took the lead and slammed his head on the table, unconscious.
Gou Yu: "......"
Meng Lang: "......"
The two glanced at each other silently, and then stared at Meng Lang speechlessly.
"What's going on?"
Meng Langchao turned his face away with a weak heart, scratched his head with a little guilt and said:
"Uh... I saw that my brother poured Sprite for himself just now, and I couldn't hold back and mixed some liquor into it..."
How boring you are! Just play this kind of child's prank!
Gou Yu glanced at the second pot of honey on the side, and the corners of his mouth twitched and asked:
"How much?"
"Two drops."
Meng Lang said seriously, and then saw Gou Yu's eyes full of absurdity and looked directly at him.
Suddenly, he couldn't bear to look at it directly, covered his face, turned his head and said:
"Okay, five drops, no more, who knew that my brother was so badly drunk!"
After hearing this, Gou Yu also closed his eyes and smiled bitterly.
I'm dripping, it's not a question of whether the amount of alcohol is bad or not, okay, it's a question of whether there is a lot of alcohol!
It's just a cup of pour... No, a bottle cap will be poured!
"Hiccup!!"
Suddenly, Fang Ran suddenly sat up like a straightened leek!
His face is flushed and his eyes are shining!
Still hiccuping.
Then he suddenly calmed down, and with a serious face, his hands crossed on his knees, blocking his face.
"Little wolf, where are we now?"
Forehead... Is that little wolf calling me in your mouth?
The corners of Meng Lang's mouth twitched at thought, and then he leaned up and looked at Fang Ran with concern, while wanting to see what happened to him suddenly, he stabilized him and said:
"We're in KTV now, brother, are you drunk?"
"Uh-huh, that's it, no, I'm not drunk, then Zhishi... Belch... Why don't we sing yet? ”
Then Fang Ran refused to admit it, and turned his head to look at Gou Yu seriously.
Alas, it seems that the knowledge of the world in your mouth must be me.
Gou Yu sighed and thought helplessly, and then said like a child:
"Captain, I'll open some songs for you, what do you want to sing...?"
"I want to...."
Sakura... Ahem, Fang Ran looked up at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle very melancholy, leaned on the sofa, and said very melancholy like a lovelorn old man:
"I want to sing a song, just once, and the MV is the one from "Charlotte's Troubles."
"Okay, I'll give you some."
Gou Yu hurriedly searched for 'just once' to join the current sequence, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, the captain was not too drunk except for bringing himself into Sakura, so he didn't get drunk.
"Little wolf, can you help me get the microphone?"
Okay, Sakura-chan.
Meng Lang rolled his eyes, picked up the microphone from the other side and handed it to Fang Ran, who was flushed at the moment, but his expression was quite calm.
"Alright."
Gou Yu shouted, and then the music prelude on the screen began to play, Fang Ran staggered to his feet, and almost fell into Meng Lang's arms if he didn't stand firmly.
"Steady, steady, man."
Looking at Fang Ran's expression of 'I'm not drunk, then don't help me', Meng Lang hurriedly called 'old brother', and sat helplessly in the back with Gou Yu.
Fang Ran, whose face was wine red and his steps were vain, finally walked to the front of the stage after being successfully knocked down by the five-drop two-pot head, grabbed the pole microphone, and shook it casually!
The hand-held one almost pasted on Meng Lang's face.
So what did you just ask me to give you this for?
Meng Lang roared in his heart! He dared to be angry but did not dare to speak, because he knew that it was useless to shout.
Looking at Fang Ran's death now, it is clear that he is completely drunk, and the theory between you and a person who has drunk high has no effect, Meng Lang deeply understands this truth.
"I want to see you laugh, I want to mess with you, I want to hug you into my arms....~~"
As soon as he spoke, he unexpectedly had a pretty good singing voice, although his voice trembled due to delirium, but overall, it was at a normal level.
This made Meng Lang and Gou Yu, who were nervously holding the cup, for fear that they would have to be drunk all night, and Meng Lang and Gou Yu, who were filled with magic sounds all night, were deeply relaxed.
"The last second blushing and arguing, hiccup! Turn around and reconcile in the next second...~~"
Fang Ran was still singing, and from time to time there was a wine burp in the middle, and his eyes began to blur, which would probably have forgotten his Sakura's name.
In the spacious and luxurious private room, only Meng Lang and Gou Yu, two lonely listeners, listened silently in the back, but Fang Ran, who was already drunk, didn't care at all, and still sang super devotedly.
"I'm not afraid of you crying, I'm not afraid of you screaming, because you're my pride.... Belch! ~~”
"Although drinking too much is one thing, it can be seen that the captain sings with great emotion."
Gou Yu said softly, looking at the liquid in his wine glass.
Maybe, the girl named Wei Wenwen made too deep an impression on him.
Meng Lang whispered in his heart, then shrugged his shoulders and thought irresponsibly.
But it can't be helped, after all...
A girl is always the best teacher for a boy, and first love is always the best school for a boy.
"A pair of eyes are running after you, and a heart is already ready.... Belch!! ”
Listening to Fang Ran's drinking too much wine and burping mixed with the singing, Meng Lang and Gou Yu both breathed a sigh of relief, forget it, it's good that you don't go crazy with alcohol.
In view of what just happened this afternoon, at this time, if Fang Ran played drunk, Meng Lang and Gou Yu really didn't dare to imagine what kind of situation it would be.
So the two raised their wine glasses with peace of mind, and Fang Ran, who was standing in front of Mike, finished singing this sentence, burped hard, and then smashed his mouth, feeling that something was missing.
Right!
Not burning enough! Not enough blood!
Rare... Rare.... Rare... Well... It's so rare, why am I here... Never mind! .... None of this matters!!
In short, a song like mine is not beautiful enough at all! Not enthusiastic enough! Lack of impact and soul power!
Right! It just doesn't feel like it hits the human soul!
So Fang Ran blushed, took a deep breath, and turned the microphone to the maximum!
Hit the soul, hit the soul, the soul!
Fang Ran silently recited the essence in his heart, and then put on a huge cool pose and sang the next sentence with a super high voice singing 'Love when you die'!!
"Just once!!!!!!!! I'll take you to see the old man peeing!!!!!!! ”
Meng Lang: "Poof!! ”
Gou Yu: "Poof!!!! ”