Chapter 241: Itchy
As Mr. Zhou Shuren said, a childhood that has not been plucked out of the ear is incomplete.
The second-year ones don't have an easy time dealing with the goblins, and with their speed, they can completely miss the petrification spell and take the opportunity to grab their ears and fly.
The Pingya people deliberately let the elves release twice as much, just to maintain balance.
One left and one right, not one ear can be dropped.
Except for a few children who cast spells quickly, or who have a sense of cooperation, everyone else has basically been tricked.
Watching them being hung up one by one, he laughed in his heart.
That's right, he did it on purpose, he was just fixing people.
During this time, he taught the students and went to the other teachers' classes to watch, and he felt that the children at Hogwarts were really lacking in social beatings.
As a future wizard, the foundation of each one is not as solid as that of him, who has been self-taught for less than three months, what is it?
A first- and second-year student, you can even draw the wrong gesture to cast a spell in the spell class, you deserve to blow yourself up and be dusty, and you still want to cast a spell?
Do the question!
The fourth and fifth graders, all of whom were restless as if they had never seen handsome men and beautiful women, noticed it when he observed in other classes (history class).
Most of the other grades are sleeping, and you two grades are either chasing stars or putting on makeup.
What's more, in pairs, eyebrows come and go, secretly sending autumn waves.
Young Master Ben, I see that you all need to go to the fire!
There is also a group of sixth and seventh graders, who are still yelling at him about what they are tired of doing and annoying to do, do you know how the high school juniors of the Celestial Empire came over?
Did you know you were going to graduate? Do you know you're going to take the S exam?
It's only the third grade, and it looks pretty passable.
Therefore, in his first class, he planned to give the students a dismissal first.
s to improve the class, let them experience the terrible tactics of the sea of questions.
The fourth and fifth grades are for them to see what it means to be real after removing makeup.
His carefully cultivated foul-smelling slugs were sprayed on his face at his behest of the question.
See if you can kiss it, can't you?
In the first and second grades, let them feel how interesting the childhood of the post-80s generation of the Celestial Empire was.
Not to mention, because the younger students have fun, the sixth and seventh grade students have indeed improved a lot in envy, jealousy and hatred.
Many people have turned their minds back to their studies, intending to shine in the assessment at the beginning of next month.
Overall, the learning atmosphere is much better, and he is getting recognition from the students little by little.
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More than two months have passed, and the deans of various colleges have found that their children have a high enthusiasm for learning.
But Pingya people know that teaching alone will definitely not be fully recognized by all professors.
If nothing else, Filch's cat slave couldn't care about his students' grades, and there were hundreds of polished chains and handcuffs hanging from the ceiling of his office, just waiting for anyone to commit it.
Therefore, since the beginning of the school year, he has been teaching while preparing various means to favor the faculty and staff.
Filch is easy to solve, and if you see that his office smells of grilled fish, you know that all you need to do is please his cat named Lady Loris.
To be honest, he seriously suspected that the name was the name of the man Filch had a crush on.
Cats like to eat fishy things, and do not add salt, Pingya people directly wear the [cooking master bracelet], with carrots, cabbage, dried shrimp or fish puree, chicken breast or beef to make cat food balls.
Two a day, in the corner of the hallway at the door of your office.
Since the first day of school, Loris's black cat has never been left behind, and it has eaten cleanly.
A month later, Filch was holding his Mrs. Loris, knocking on his office door apprehensively and asking how to make cat food.
Madam Pomfrey in the infirmary was conquered by the wind chime goblins he had brought from the east, and Hagrid, the hunting ground guard, was eager to abduct the horned serpent he had bought.
Mrs. Pins, the librarian, had known him since he went to the library every day before school started, and his relationship was not bad.
When Mrs. Hodge, who was in charge of the flying lesson, was chatting with him, he seized the opportunity to give him a "soft mud making technique" that extended from the mire and earth dragon series spells.
Now she is urging him every day to write and publish the paper on this spell, and she wants to promote it to the Department of Magical Sports, and she wants it to appear in international Quidditch competitions.
The teachers of the other electives were more or less respectful of him for his polite visit, but Snape's old bat was really inadequate.
Seriously, this old bat can't compete with Harry's father, he definitely deserves to be single until he dies, and he actually suspects him of being a traitor because of Pingyaren's outstanding performance!
He frequently ignored his overtures, and was the only professor who was unwilling to let him visit his teaching.
He also seized the opportunity to mention the Muggle glass device to the other party, only to be scoffed at by him.
"Do you think you can make potions out of Muggles who don't know anything? Don't be funny. ”
Tsk, didn't the travelers say that glass instruments could give Snape a lot of inspiration?
Doesn't it mean that you can get the attention of the old bat as long as you can make potions, invent spells, and study dark magic?
Sure enough, fairy tales are all lies.
In the end, Pingya had no choice but to make a big move.
In the first step, he turned Harry into a ...... Ahem, make Harry pretty.
Well, that doesn't seem right...... Forget it, it doesn't matter.
First of all, he made an excuse, saying that the second-grade students were making rapid progress, so he let them enjoy the love from Laoshan in advance.
During this time, the great savior, Harry Potter, stinks.
He had to bathe a lot, and his unkempt black hair was almost straight by him.
He then "bumps into" Hermione in the library and gives her a few spells to take care of her hair and skin and relieve eye strain.
The "accident" of passing an exam made Harry smash his own eyes.
So, when Harry appeared in Snape's Potions class one day with a supple curly ponytail and no glasses, Snape didn't curse for the entire class.
Then, Pinyaren began to encourage Hermione to start a school newspaper in the library, and she was responsible for writing articles, and Harry's younger fan Colin Creevey provided the photos, and she was the teacher in charge, which was published semi-monthly.
He then insisted on leaving a module for students to write about their own family members.
Seduced by his covert lure, Harry began writing stories about his mother, Lily.
This is also for his good, so that he can more deeply appreciate how deeply his mother loves him, and he can practice the Patronus Mantra more quickly in the future.
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“…… Before I wrote this, I never realized how much my mother loved me, and now I finally understand that I have long been immersed in her motherly love.
It's a pity that my mother didn't have any good friends, otherwise Sirius wouldn't have taken her chance.
How nice it would be if they could survive. ”
This article brought the name Lily Potter into Snape's eyes again, and when he knew that the article was proposed by the Pinya, he smiled kindly at the Pinya that day.
Steady!