There is a good saying, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you.

There is also a good saying, the elderly are the wealth of society.

There is also a good saying, if there is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure.

The old man often said that when a person is born, there will be a vision of cow beer.

That night, two meteors crossed the sky above Konoha Village, one of which was drawn towards the Uchiha's clan land, and the other was also rowed towards the Uchiha's clan land.

Then, the Uchiha suffered heavy casualties and almost didn't recover.

A certain Gou Tou once said that life and death are reincarnated.

When someone dies, there will be life.

No, on the night when the Uchiha suffered heavy casualties, along with the fall of the meteor, two Uchiha people were also born.

As it happens, the two Uchiha people who were born are still neighbors.

One of them is called Uchiha Obito, and the other is called Uchiha Instant Fire.

Uchiha Obito is a native inhabitant of the area.

The Uchiha Instant Fire is a local traverser.

The two were born together, grew up together, went to school together, and worked as crane tails together.

Every proud Uchiha will start a planned learning of how to become a qualified ninja from an early age.

How to become a qualified ninja is, of course, to start by refining the chakra in your body.

The Uchiha, who had just begun to learn the chakra refining technique, was very excited and began to fantasize about the scene of himself kicking the age spots in the ground and punching the alien Otsuki in the future.

Then the Uchiha Instant Fire encountered his first problem on his way to becoming a Cow Beer Ninja.

Can't understand chakra refining.

Obviously, I know every word of Chakra Refining, but I can't understand the meaning of Chakra Refining at all.

If you can't understand the chakra refining technique, you can't refine the chakra in your body, and you can't use those bells and whistles ninjutsu without chakra.

The Uchiha, who can't get up with beer, has no meaning in coming to this world in an instant.

What is the nature of humanity in the twenty-first century?

Pigeons, salted fish, repeaters.

Often pigeons, the Uchiha, who likes to repeat, decided to salted the fish up until he met the watermelon-headed Maitkai.

When God closes a door, He also opens a window.

If you don't have the talent to learn ninjutsu, you will have the talent to learn physical arts.

The Uchiha wasted three seconds and said, "I want to be friends with you, let's train together."

The watermelon-headed Maitkai burst into tears and said, "This is youth, let's run together on the road of youth." ”

After a one-sentence exchange, the two became friends, and then after a morning of training, the Uchiha instantly broke off his friendship with Maitkai unilaterally.

The Uchiha still overestimated his determination.

Why do you want to be a human being?

Honestly, isn't it comfortable to be a salted fish?

The days of salted fish passed in a flash, and then it was the day when the ninja school opened.

In the ninja school, Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Instant Fire received similar titles again.

The Uchiha Obito, who often learns ** and does good deeds that cause him to be late, has been given the title of Uchiha two fools.

The Uchiha Instant Fire, who couldn't learn the chakra refining technique, got the title of Uchiha Dasha.

Uchiha Obito mainly got acquainted with Kakashi Hachiki and Harano Rin during his time at the ninja school.

The Uchiha Instant Fire mainly got acquainted with Sarutobi Asma during his time at the ninja school.

The reason why Uchiha Instant Fire got acquainted with Sarufei Asma, a person who didn't survive the finale, was not because Sarufei Asma was the son of the third generation Hokage, or because Sarufei Asma didn't live to the finale.

When he saw the red sunset, the Uchiha had already decided, Sarufei Asma, I have made up your friend.

The days of ninja school also passed in a flash, followed by the graduation of ninja school, and the classmates of Uchiha Instant Fire went their separate ways.

Known as the Uchiha two fools, Uchiha Obito and Kakashi Hachiki, Harano Lin formed a team, and the leading teacher was the wave wind and water gate known as the yellow flash.

The Uchiha decided to give up on the unrealistic idea of becoming a ninja, and there was only one thing he wanted to do now, and that was to survive.

From the beginning to the end of the Hokage, the Uchiha Instant Fire only knows one.

"Teacher Yile, please take me as an apprentice."

"My dream is to make delicious ramen with cheap ingredients that everyone can afford."

In the end, Ichiraku was defeated by the mouth of the Uchiha Instant, and the Uchiha Instantaneous Fire became the eldest disciple of Ichiraku.

The proud Uchiha clan naturally wouldn't allow their own people to worship a ramen-making teacher.

"Dad, Mom, Grandpa, Grandma, Second Grandpa, Second Grandma, Uncle, Second Grandpa, Big Cousin, Second Cousin...... I'm not an Uchiha anymore! ”

"However, rest assured, I am a Uchiha person for a lifetime, and an Uchiha person for a lifetime."

On this day, the Uchiha left the Uchiha clan land, took the family clothes of the table tennis rackets issued by the Uchiha clan, left his family, and lived in Ichiraku's house.

It didn't take long for the happy days to begin, and the Third Ninja World War began.

Uchiha's instant fire father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, second grandfather, second grandmother, uncle, second grandfather, big cousin, second cousin...... All of his family members died in the Third Shinobi War.

Because they were gathered together, they were beaten by the enemy in a perfect team battle, and they died of grievance when they couldn't release any skills.

The Uchiha Instant Fire, who heard the bad news, did not open his writing wheel eye because of his emotion.

The mental age of the two-life Uchiha Instant Fire has long since come to the age of thirty, which can be called an uncle.

At this age, it is rare for people to have mood swings.

After hearing that all his family members had died, the Uchiha was only emotional, and at the same time strengthened his determination to survive to the end, and worked hard to make ramen.

Time flashed by, and at the end of the Third Ninja World War, Obito and Nohara Rin also died one after another.

Knowing that Uchiha Obito was not dead, Uchiha Instant Fire only paid tribute to Harano Rin, and then began to make ramen again.

During this period, the yellow flash wave Feng Shui Gate became the fourth generation of Hokage, and then came to the night of the Nine Tails, and the wave Feng Shui Gate ended his short Hokage time.

A lot of people died, and Konoha Village was almost a third colder, and the Uchiha didn't have a fire in an instant, and he slept soundly that night, and then continued to work hard to make ramen the next day.

Then came the night of the Uchiha's annihilation, and ninety-nine percent of the Uchiha people died, leaving only Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke, as well as the ignored Uchiha Instant Fire.

"Uncle Instant Fire, two bowls of ramen."

As he grew older, the Uchiha Instant Fire was no longer suitable to live with Ichiraku, after all, Ichiraku also had a daughter, so the Uchiha Instant Fire lived in Ichiraku Ramen's shop.

The two people who came to Ichiraku Ramen were Naruto Uzumaki, who wore a Konoha forehead guard on his head, and Iruka Umino, who did not wear a Konoha forehead guard.

It seems that the plot has already begun, poor Mizuki has been beaten down, and the Uchiha Instant Fire said while making ramen hard: "How many times have I told you, you have to call me brother, not uncle." ”

As a close disciple of Master Ichiraku, who Naruto Uzumaki's favorite ramen, the relationship between Uchiha Instant Fire and Naruto Uzumaki is naturally very good.

"Uncle Instant Fire, you see, I've become a shinobi."

Naruto Uzumaki couldn't help but show off.

The Uchiha Instant Fire brought the two bowls of ramen he had just made to Naruto Uzumaki and Iruka Umino and said at the same time, "Even a crane tail like you can become a shinobi, and the ninja school has also fallen." ”

Naruto Uzumaki picked up the chopsticks and said, "No, becoming a shinobi is just my first step, I will definitely continue to work hard, and then become a middle ninja, become an upper ninja, and finally become a Hokage, and get everyone's recognition." ”

The Uchiha Instant Fire looked at Naruto Uzumaki, who was eating ramen, and said, "I wish I could see the day you become the Hokage." ”

Naruto Uzumaki said as he ate his ramen, "You're going to see it." ”

The Uchiha said to Naruto Uzumaki, "Then you have to protect me well, so that I can see the day you become the Hokage, this is the agreement between us." ”

Naruto Uzumaki said firmly, "Well, don't worry, Uncle Instant Fire, I will protect you and let you see the day I become Hokage." ”

Receiving the assurance of Naruto Uzumaki, one of the protagonists, Uchiha Instantaneous Fire felt that his chances of reaching the finale had increased a lot, looking at Naruto Uzumaki's determined eyes, Uchiha Instantaneous Fire said: "You will definitely not become a middle ninja and a upper ninja, but I believe that you will definitely become a Hokage." ”

Although there is no favorability system, the Uchiha Instant Fire still seems to hear the voice of [Naruto Uzumaki's friendship +10] in his ears.

"Uncle Instant Fire is also the tail of the crane, if you don't become a middle ninja and a top ninja, how can you become a Hokage."

......

Watching Naruto Uzumaki and Iruka Umino leave Ichiraku Ramen, the Uchiha Instant Fire began to pack up the dishes and chopsticks and the ramen money left behind, preparing to close the shop and sleep.

【System Activation】

Suddenly the sound of the system sounded in his ears, and the Uchiha had mood swings for the first time in a long time, and at the same time successfully opened the eye of the jade writing wheel.

"It's good to have a system, even if it's the ramen god system, I don't mind."

The Uchiha stood in place and muttered to himself.

[System opening progress: 1%]

......

Konoha Village.

The second branch of Ichiraku Ramen.

It's been a long time since the Fourth Great Ninja War.

[100% of the system opening progress]

【The system has been successfully opened】

Hearing the sound of the system in his ears, Instantaneous Fire smiled slightly, not only was he not excited at all, but he even wanted to laugh.

Instanto expertly scoops up the ramen noodles from the pot and puts them in a bowl.

"Guest, your ramen is ready."

This is a slightly chubby girl with sun-colored skin.

Instantaneous Fire put the ramen in front of Akido Butterfly, and said in his heart as he returned to the kitchen.

"The Dubo people passed on that you only turned on a fart."

"All the coercion that can be pretended has already been filled by the protagonist."

"You can't catch up with the heat."

【Please name the system】

"Knock Grandma Li."

"Do you hear it, knock Grandma Li."

【System naming successful】

【Knock Grandma Li System Activation】

【Start Distributing System Launch Rewards】

【System plug-in loading】

【Nuclear Escape Plug-in Enabled】

【Host Template】

Name:

【Uchiha Instant Fire】

System Functions:

[Krypton Gold] is the only way to become a strong man.

【Draw items】6480 yen/10 draws.

[Knock on Grandma Li's chat room] People are not in vain.

System Plug-ins:

【Clone Item Management Log】

【Nuclear Escape Skill Set】

【Verify Kara Mode LV1】

With your hands together, you can convert 1 value of nuclear energy in your body into 10 value chakara per second.

【Nuclear Blaster LV1】

Muji ninjutsu, where nuclear energy is filled into the hand, and a small nuclear explosion can be triggered by a strike.

【Radiation Technique LV1】

Touching the ground with both hands fills a certain area with nuclear radiation.

【Nuclear Energy Filling LV1】

Passive, provides 100 nuclear energy and restores 1 nuclear energy every 10 seconds.

【Nuclear Immunity】

Passive, immune to nuclear influences.

"Forget it, let's have a ten-in-a-row."