"Welcome to Yingxuetang Bookstore Xiangbei Branch, now you can enjoy a 20% discount when you buy Yingxuetang's 100-year-old outstanding award-winning works, welcome to buy."

Zhao Yuhan read the text displayed on the screen on the cash register counter, and looked at the customers who walked into the bookstore with a slightly nervous business smile.

The new customer was dressed in the uniform of a senior operator of the Evil Plague Bureau, and the wide-brimmed hat with an oversized size on his head was slightly deformed, and the mouth of his shirt (chest xiōng) was slightly deformed due to the excessive exertion of (挺tǐng) (胸xiōng).

He didn't reply to Zhao Yuhan's words, stretched out his hand to signal her to be quiet, and then glanced twice into the bookstore.

The view is blocked by the screen of the divided area, and nothing is found.

He took out his phone again and waited for a while.

The other party did not answer.

He straightened the wide-brimmed hat on his head, walked calmly in front of Zhao Yuhan, showed the certificate of the Evil Disaster Bureau agent with his left hand, and showed a photo with his mobile phone with his right hand, and said:

"Citizen, I am Ye Ge, a senior senior cadre of the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau, and now I need your cooperation in the investigation.

Have you seen this person in the photo today? ”

Zhao Yuhan looked down and saw that on the screen of his mobile phone was a work photo of Yu Peihuan.

"You're looking for Sister Peihuan, she's not here, she said she was in a hurry in the morning, and I don't know where she went."

Ye Ge put away his ID and mobile phone and was about to say "Thank you for your cooperation", when suddenly the cold hairs on his back stood on end, as if a Bell Gelris, who had been hungry for three days, stared at him with bad intentions, and the heavy inhalation sound like a beast was still far away one second, and the next second it was in his ears.

After being put on the shoulder by a hand, Yeg shrank his shoulders like a quail, and then he felt a light in his pocket, and the pack of cigarettes that he had just opened and smoked only two in the morning was in the hands of the person behind him.

"Big head, why do you keep smoking flue-cured tobacco from Zhongli, I'm almost tired of smoking, aren't you tired?"

"Brother Liang...... Why are you ...... here?"

"Uncle Liang, it turns out that you are the one who plays with the swivel chair."

Zhao Yuhan was not surprised to see Liang De in the bookstore, she had already noticed the fluctuation of extraordinary power on her father's 996 medical bracelet, and she also reported the case to the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau once, but did not get a reply.

The manufacturer behind this kind of black technology bracelet is definitely not an ordinary organization.

It is impossible for such a product of unknown origin to be sold in Xiangbei and spread throughout the country without the acquiescence of the Evil Disaster Bureau, and it may be a product made by the Evil Disaster Bureau itself.

Treating hair loss, selling bracelets, smoking and skewers...... Uncle Liang is probably a peripheral member of the Evil Plague Bureau.

is so kind and polite to the peripheral personnel, Operator Ye is really good, but his head is a little big......

"It's not playing with swivel chairs, it's being bullied in the workplace."

"Workplace bullying?"

"This kind of thing is too cruel for high school students, and you still don't know about it."

Seeing the disapproving look on Zhao Yuhan's face, Liang De added:

"Of course, I know you've learned a lot of dark knowledge...... But don't tell me, you play your innocent girl, I play my Lipai adult, I don't mean to treat you as a child, everyone respect each other. ”

"Oh......"

Liang De covered the cigarette butt with amber internal gas, lit the quit cigarette, patted Ye Ge's left shoulder and said:

"Big head, your addiction to smoking is too heavy, it will damage your image of the top ten outstanding young people, I have been in Xiangbei for this time, and I have to help you quit smoking.

You can buy a cigarette instead, and buy the one that is a little more expensive and you are not used to smoking, which will definitely help you quit smoking. ”

"Brother Liang, I still have something to do, so I'll ...... first"

Ye Ge's right shoulder suddenly sank.

"What are you looking for Yu Peihuan for?"

He turned his head to see that his shoulders had shrunk even tighter.

"Sister Zhixian...... There are two magical girls in the training base today, and the situation is more complicated.

Those two newcomers are seedlings with relatively good qualifications, and Doctor Liu at the base can only help them stabilize their vital signs, and they can't eliminate the noise in the magic power, and tomorrow there is an important training related to the mid-year evaluation, and she is about to cry.

After the Zhou Bureau was transferred, there was now only one first-level lawyer in the Bureau, and she suddenly couldn't be contacted, so I helped Dr. Liu come out to find it. ”

"I'm not a first-class lawyer?

That's right, I've been retired for so long, people go to tea and cool, the bureau has long forgotten about me, and after I am rehired, I don't exist, what kind of special adviser to the magical girl troop, it's an empty title.

Forget it, it's not interesting, I'll apply for resignation tomorrow, I don't have anything else to do with it, I don't have backbone, and I don't eat your empty salary from the Xiangbei Bureau. ”

As Li Zhixian spoke, his palm slapped Ye Ge's shoulder one by one, and the dangerous vibration made him start to hum from head to toe, and even the floor under his feet seemed to be dented.

Ye Ge was slapped by Li Zhixian and everyone was half shorter, and it was not easy to reply, so he could only cast a look at Liang De for help.

Brother Liang, you have smoked so many cigarettes from me...... I don't think I will see death without help.

Liang De immediately looked away, out of sight and out of mind, he shoved the cigarette back into Ye Ge's pocket, looked at the ceiling and turned (body shēn) and left.

Workplace bullying is fiercer than a tiger, slipping away, big head hello self-inflicted.

As soon as he took two steps, Li Zhixian grabbed the clothes behind his back.

"The magical girl training base is in the southern suburbs of the city, it's faster to fly over, I'm too lazy to change (body shēn), Lao Liang, you pull the car for me."

"Huh?"

"Idle is idle, I'll go and see the level of newcomers in the past few years, and by the way, I'll sort out the two little girls who are running away with magic."

Liang De had no interest in being a fish-carrying space tool man, and immediately refused:

"Just now, there were a few little girls patrolling in the sky on steel brooms, so you can ask one to carry you on your back.

I still have a book "You never know which one will come first tomorrow or hair loss" I haven't finished reading it.,As the saying goes, everything is inferior, only reading is high.,You find someone else.。 ”

"Big head, how many regional beauty pageant champions are there among the newly recruited magical girls this year?"

"Six or seven, about the same as in previous years." Ye Ge was a little puzzled, and Sister Zhixian suddenly asked me what I was doing here?

I saw a sudden blue light flash in the bookstore, and a tidal sound sounded in the void.

Moments later, a two-seater open-top sports car with mechanical batwings on its side pulled up outside the bookstore, its powerful engine leaping to the test.

"Get in the car, time waits for no one, it's important to save people."

Li Zhixian shook his head and sat in the passenger seat of the sports car.

Lao Liang, you are a person...... Sometimes it's so easy to be disdainful.

Mr. Liang, who was anxious for justice and righteousness, fastened his seat belt with a straight face, stepped on the accelerator, and flew her towards the magical girl training base in the south of the city.

……

The next day, Yingxuetang Xiangbei Branch.

Zhao Yuhan took a plate of cupcakes and sneaked a glance at Li Zhixian at the entrance of the library area, and after confirming that she was no longer sleeping, he walked quickly to her (body shēn).

The little girl was about to bring out the cake and talk to Li Zhixian, but found that the cake on the plate had disappeared without a trace.

Liang De ate ate the cupcakes in his hand in two bites behind the book, shook the back of the swivel chair and said:

"She doesn't (love ài) eat sweet, Xiaohan, it's useless for you to please her with this, it's better to bring two catties of dried tofu with wine to her."

Li Zhixian rubbed his eyebrows to dispel a little qi, looked up at Zhao Yuhan, and said to the little girl:

"I don't need to sell it, I'm waiting for the May discount event to buy "Work Well in the Next Life", I don't want to buy other books for the time being, and I can't afford to buy them.

The uncle behind you is just shabby, but he is actually much richer than me, and there are few books in this store that he can't afford to buy, so you can ask him to sell them. ”

Zhao Yuhan hugged the saucer in front of the clerk's apron (chest xiōng) and shook his head quickly.

"I'm not trying to sell ...... That, sister, are you a magical girl? ”

"It used to be."

Mr. Liang, who was judged for no reason and looked cold, leaned his head over and said:

"Xiaohan, you don't have any eyesight to ask this question.

Your Aunt Li is almost a three-year-old person, what kind of magic is missing, these four words are not in line with your Aunt Li's mature and stable temperament, and the director of the magic neighborhood committee is about the same. ”

Before Liang De's words fell, he was kicked dozens of meters away by Li Zhixian and his chair, almost sliding all the way from the library area to the door.

"Aunt Li, I'll be back!"

Li Zhixian reached out and pulled out the porcelain plate that Zhao Yuhan was holding, stood up (body shēn) and threw it at Liang De on the swivel chair like throwing a discus.

Die!

After throwing the plate, she lifted her retro-style round-rimmed glasses and looked at the bookstore girl in front of her.

Don't you know me anymore......

That's right, she was still young at that time, and after such an incident, the aftermath force must have used a memory dilution technique on them.

It's okay, that kind of thing (情qíng), it's better not to remember.

It's a pity that I've drunk too much, and no matter how much I drink, I still can't forget it.

"You want to be a magical girl?"

"Uh-huh!" Zhao Yuhan nodded vigorously and said:

"Actually, I've participated in the selection of the magical girl army twice, the first time I didn't meet the inspiration standard, and the second time because the cultural performance didn't meet the standard......

My current results are much better than before, and my mana reserves are more than double the original, so I will definitely pass this year's selection.

Sister, can you tell me some things to pay attention to in the training of new enlistment, I want to prepare in advance and perform better after enlistment. I want to become an official magical girl as soon as possible to protect everyone. ”

"Didn't Yu Peihuan tell you about these things?"

Zhao Yuhan shook his head and said:

"Sister Peihuan is very busy with work every day, and occasionally calls me only to ask about my studies (情qíng), and when she asks her, she will naturally know after joining the army, and there is no need to inquire in a hurry now......"

"There's no need to ask later."

Li Zhixian nested back into the light blue lazy sofa next to the bookshelf and said:

"I've seen a lot of girls like you who have only learned about magical girls on TV and the Internet.

My sister gave you a piece of advice today, whether you want to be a flash girl in the future, or an ignorant girl, just don't be a magical girl.

The evil disaster bureau is ten times blacker than the black-hearted company, there is no weekend and no annual leave to be a magical girl, no night when she works, less salary (love qíng) more, every day I talk to you about dedication and sacrifice, just don't give you a higher salary, do a year like ten years, who does who knows.

Fighting cults and magical crimes is dirty, tiring and dangerous, some cult god believers stink better than canned herring, and some cult god believers are uglier than anglerfish, just like that, there are magical girls who are willing to degenerate and become evil god believers, you should know how miserable it is to be a magical girl.

Don't believe the propaganda reports on TV, those beautiful, sassy and clean magical girls in the news are all picked by the internal staff, and they put on makeup for several hours before they appear, and they are processed in the later stage, and there are few clean real magical girls.

When I was a magical girl, I only washed my hair once every two weeks when I was busy, and then I simply got a dreadlock.

You study hard to get into a good university, use your magical qualifications to find a decent high-paying job, a magic scholar, a magic lawyer or something, it's much better than being a magical girl. ”

Zhao Yuhan showed an incomprehensible expression on his face, and said:

"But...... A magical girl is not an ordinary job, a magical girl is a hero who protects the country and the people. ”

Li Zhixian slumped on the sofa and said impatiently:

"What a hero, do you think I look like a hero? There are heroic deeds in the magical girl army.,There are heroic moments.,It's just that there are no heroes.,It's called a hero when it's sacrificed.,No sacrifice.,What should the hero do when it's finished.,The dead hero is a monument.,The living magical girl is a screw.。

Besides, what's so good about being a hero, you can just ask a few adults and ask them if they want to be heroes or the rich second generation.

Who's going to be the hero?

Don't talk anymore, I'm going to go back to sleep. ”

She yawned and closed her eyes, no longer talking to Zhao Yuhan, and did not see the expression of loss and disappointment on the little girl's face.

……

"Uncle Liang, is that sister really a magical girl?"

Liang De, who was squatting at the door of Yingxuetang Bookstore and smoking, turned his head and saw Zhao Yuhan's slightly confused expression (情qíng).

"Yes before, after retiring, I was rehired by the Evil Disaster Bureau, and now I am a special adviser to the Magical Girl Unit of the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau.

But she seems to be a little out of the mainstream in the magical girl group...... It's normal for you to have this question. ”

"Then why doesn't she like magical girls so much, and persuaded me not to participate in the auditions."

"Isn't it normal to do a line and hate a line, don't talk about magical girls, hairy crab tasters don't want to go to work after a long time."

"But a magical girl is not a job, a magical girl is a hero!"

Zhao Yuhan raised his voice and said:

"Why do you and her have to use work as an analogy, a hero just doesn't care about fame and fortune at all, and fights for the sake of justice (情qíng) (身shēn), such a person can be called a hero."

Liang De lowered his head and smoked a cigarette, and said:

"Don't talk about heroes yet, you should worry about yourself first."