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For the first time, I entered heaven at first glance. The golden light is rolling red, and the rui qi is spraying purple mist.

I saw that in front of the Nantian Gate, two golden-armored gods, holding halberds and hanging whips, paced, walked across a long bridge hovering with colorful feathers and volleyed red-crowned phoenixes, and came to a big pillar wrapped around the golden lin, the red whiskered dragon

A golden-armored god reached into his arms with his right hand, took out a purple qi decree, and as soon as the aura moved, the decree flashed a golden light, which was automatically attached to the pillar without wind.

At the same time, a majestic voice slowly came out, spreading throughout the Thirty-six Heavenly Palaces and the Seventy-two Treasure Palaces.

"All palaces and halls, four immortal friends, since ancient times, the heavenly court has gone through thousands of years, 30,000 years ago, the gods and demons ward, and the demon lord Yin Eclipse King led the demons to fight these thirty-two heavens.

Fortunately, all the immortal friends resisted together and joined hands to capture the Yin Eclipse King, but the Three Realms and Five Elements Immortal Array was destroyed, and the Five Elements Spirit Beads were scattered in the mortal world.

I am worried, the celestial phenomena have changed recently, the Nether Realm will meet, and the Five Elements Spirit Beads are about to appear at the same time, and each palace and hall will send people to bring the Five Elements Spirit Beads back to Heaven in the Nether Realm to recast the Three Realms and Five Elements Immortal Array.

At the same time, the palaces and halls of the heavenly court will be reduced by three percent, and the use will be halved, so that when the time comes, those who are less than forty percent of the enshrinement assessment within three months need to be in the lower realm, and they will be handed over to the moral Tianzun within ten days.

Immortal friends, on the occasion of the survival of this Cheng Heavenly Court, I also hope that after the immortal friends go to the lower realm, they will preach and popularize the law, find the Five Elements Spirit Bead as soon as possible, and when the success period expires, they will re-ascend the avenue and share the family.

Is the draft official finished writing? It's so fucking tired to chew on the words, Xiao E'e, how about I say that I am crying poor Dafa?

On the one hand, it arranged for people to work in the lower realm, which saved the expenses of the heavenly court, and by the way, reduced the income of the bastards, which is to tell them, don't think that you are serving an iron rice bowl, and you will be sneering in front of me.

On the one hand, let Daode Tianzun Taishang Laojun arrange people to count the attendance of each palace, but in fact, it is to check the property and secretly take the opportunity to collect money, which is a lot of income!

Brother Jade Emperor is really a good means, you have to buy the latest bag for Xiao E'e after you collect the money!

It's up to you little goblin tonight. Why are you still here, what are you still writing? This is the live broadcast!!

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In this way, the biggest live broadcast accident in the Heavenly Court TV Palace appeared!!

Although the Jade Emperor later found out the truth, it was caused by an overdose of ecstasy poison by a temporary magistrate.

Tianlei beheaded the temporary worker and replaced the relevant leaders of the TV Palace.

But all of a sudden, all the palaces and halls, up to Da Luo Jin Xian, down to the mortal immortals, talked about it, and they were worried.

In a remote house under the Baoxiang Palace, the palace wall is dilapidated, here is gathered the most depressed group of earth immortals in the Heavenly Palace, there is a low tile house in the back house, and the tile house is simply surrounded by a wall, which is considered a courtyard.

Tonight, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse, and the silver-white moonlight hits the wall, shining a black shadow, the black shadow cowering on the wall, looking inside with his head from time to time, this is our protagonist Niu Daring, the last immortal in the heavenly palace.

Someone wondered what this cow could steal from the cow lying on top of the wall of this dilapidated house.

Niu Daring is indeed here to steal something, but it is not an elixir treasure, but a steal~ incense......

I saw that Niu Sanbao's eyes shot out of the Dao essence, a very obscene smile hung on the corner of his mouth, his face was flushed, and his body swayed on the wall in a regular rhythm.

Looking at the bold gaze of the cow, in the center of the dilapidated courtyard, there is a big water mill plate, and there is a Miaoman figure sitting next to the water mill plate that is washing the water mill plate after grinding tofu, because of the stuffiness caused by the exercise, this figure is only wearing a cool short coat, from the angle of Niu Sanbao, can only see a vague back.

The sound of "bang, bang, bang" in the silent night, I heard it very clearly, the owner of this figure was slightly fat, it should belong to a woman who still had charm, Niu boldly knew that her name was Ma Zhaodi, and she was the broom star responsible for cleaning the palace in the heavenly realm.

By this time the woman had finished rinsing the grinding disc, and the day's labor was over.

"It's coming!! it's coming. Niu Sanbao couldn't help swallowing his saliva, staring at the water tank with his eyes, looking forward to the appearance of a picture of a beautiful woman dressing. At the same time, Niu Bold heard several places in the courtyard, and there was an inaudible sound of panting.

Fortunately, Ma Zhaodi didn't notice it, so he was about to get up and take the clothes on the side of the water mill plate, thanks to the kung fu of turning his head, Niu Sanbao saw the true face of this Ma Zhaodi's Lushan, a face covered with earth gray, a striking broom eyebrows, and a sharp mouth under the garlic nose, how ugly and ugly it is.

But this cow is bold and doesn't seem to care, but looks at it with relish, yes, in this remote house full of male fairies, it's good to have a woman, sows can race sable cicadas, do you want to choose?

As for the fairies in the heavenly court, Niu Sanbao didn't dare to think about it, after all, his taste was too low, and he was not allowed to enter many places, and even if he appeared, he would be punished by the patrolling heavenly soldiers.

At this time, the Jade Emperor's decree came, interrupting Niu Daring's thoughts, Niu Daring only felt that his eyes were dark, like five thunderbolts, and Niu Daring, who had a low status, had no leisure to figure out who the little goblin around the Jade Emperor was.

What he cares about is that he has a poor fortune, which is already missing, and it will be reduced by three percent. Not to mention whether his offerings for a few months were qualified, thinking of this, Niu Sanbao seemed to see the elixir jade food in front of him flying away from his face, and stretched out his right hand to grab it.

But the cow boldly forgot the environment he was in, he was hanging in the air with his legs, only two hands on the wall, at this time the right hand stretched out, the left hand could not hold, plus the wall was in disrepair, only felt that the left hand was loose, the back fell from the wall, bringing down a large piece of dilapidated clay tiles.

"Ahh

"There are whores, catch them. Suddenly, there were many shouts of immortals all around.

Niu boldly sat up from the ground and slapped the dust on his body, the afterglow in his eyes had already swept to the figure that appeared by the wall, and it was too late to run.

"Where is the lewd thief, where is the lewd thief!! the hateful was actually run away by him!!" Niu boldly pretended that he had just arrived, and stomped his feet on the ground with a look of chagrin.

"Did you see the thief fleeing?" said five or six immortals who surrounded the ox boldly.

"Oh, I'm not alive, which thief who killed a thousand knives, did you catch it?"

Seeing the cow surrounded by a crowd is bold. "Isn't it you peeking at the old lady. ”

"No, I ...... I just passed by, too. to catch the thief. I don't believe you ask them. Niu said boldly and pointed to a few immortals beside him.

When these immortals saw that the cow was boldly pointing at them, they all took a few steps back and remained silent.

Ma Zhaodi's face turned red, and she had already noticed that someone was watching her when she was working, but she didn't say anything about her unrestrained personality, but she didn't expect that there would be so many immortals. My courtyard is a little separated from other houses, and I can't get there no matter how fast I go.

Ma Zhaodi came to Niu Daring, only to see Niu Daring's black face and purple lips, and his obscene little eyes flashing, looking at himself with a red face because of his weak heart, he looked up and down a few times, and suddenly slapped a big mouth at Niu Daring.

"Stinky shameless lewd thief!!" Ma Zhaodi finished beating and left angrily, the atmosphere here was really a little too embarrassing.

The surrounding immortals looked at Niu Daring, and when they saw that Ma Zhaodi did not delve into it, they left in a panic.

"His grandmother's, why is everyone watching, but they just beat me. Niu boldly covered his hot right cheek, depressedly lifted his pants, and left.

Three days later, as soon as the sky was bright, Niu Sanbao got up early, carrying two bottles of immortal wine in his hand, and came to a side hall under the Baoxiang Palace.

It is the place where the Jade Emperor sent down the decree and used it to count the performance of the palaces.

However, this is the place where the lowest immortals in the Heavenly Palace live, so naturally there will be no errands willing to go out on this trip, so in this hall, it is still a small immortal official here who is responsible for statistics.

Niu Sanbao saw that there were more than a dozen people standing in the hall at this time, and hurriedly entered the hall to wait in line.

Not long after, out of the apse out of a red-shirted green sleeves, gold jewelry hat of the red-nosed earth fairy sitting on the main seat, this immortal is called Wang Caishen, is a partial palace poor God of Wealth, is a small leader here, at this moment Wang Caishen is frowning, thoughtful.

A blue-faced, red-haired, black-clothed and white-sleeved earth immortal said, "Wang Caishen, a few days ago, the Jade Emperor issued a decree, I don't know what Wang Caishen thinks of this worship and assessment of the nether realm?"

"It is rumored that the aura of the nether realm has dissipated, people's minds have changed, the incense offering is thin, and the immortals of our land are weak and weak, and I am afraid that it is impossible for the nether realm to enter this heavenly court this time. Wang Caishen muttered.

"Has it reached this level?" Zhang Xushen's face changed, "Wang Caishen is a spiritual person, and he is also in charge of gold and silver wealth, I am afraid that he is worry-free, if he can help a few of me resolve one or two, the immortal position left behind will be rewarded in the future." ”

A group of immortals in the main hall also said, "Yes, Wang Caishen, we are already weak and need to work together to tide over the difficulties, and I also ask Wang Caishen to help me wait." ”

Wang Caishen couldn't help but smile bitterly when he heard this, "Although my Wang is a spiritual person, I have to sit down with the true monarch of Xuantan and become a poor god of wealth, but this worship assessment depends on the immortal level, although I am in charge of money, the lower realm has very little affinity, and the Ming people do not say secret words, within three months, I am afraid that my worship assessment is less than thirty percent." ”

As soon as these words came out, several earth immortals in the hall were moved, and they couldn't imagine that the God of Wealth had only completed thirty percent.

A familiar voice said, "I am a broom star in Ma Zhaodi, and I was bewitched by the Yin Eclipse King, and I was accepted as a registered disciple, and the heavenly court punished me to clean the palace day and night, and the lower realm even passed on my water-based poplar flower, and there was no worship, this time the lower realm must fall into reincarnation, and suffer from the reincarnation of life and death." ”

Niu Sanbao saw that it was the main owner who slapped himself yesterday, the broom star horse Zhaodi, that Ma Zhaodi took Wang Caishen's hand after speaking, tears rolled in his eyes, and his indescribable spicy eyes.

Niu Sanbao couldn't help but curse in his heart: "It's quite similar." ”

"Don't worry, there is still a turning point at this time, yesterday the Heavenly Realm sent me a list of materials, which is a strategic material that the Heavenly Realm needs to reserve, as long as you can provide it to me according to the items on the list, you can be exempted from the sacrifice assessment for different periods. ”

Wang Caishen said and posted a long list on the wall, and stretched out his big thick hand to rub it slowly on Ma Zhaodi's hand, causing Ma Zhaodi's face to turn slightly red.

However, everyone's eyes were still attracted by the list posted on the wall at this time.

"10,000 years - 50,000 years of heavenly spirit and earth treasure, can be worth one month to three months of worship assessment.......

50,000 years - 80,000 years of heavenly spirit and earth treasure, can be worth half a year to a year of worship assessment......

80,000 years - 100,000 years of heavenly spirit and earth treasure, can be worth one and a half to two years of worship assessment......

......

In addition, if there are items related to the Demon Monarch Yin Eclipse King, they can be deducted according to the special subsidy, and even those who are particularly excellent can be qualified as an errand boy in the palace of Taishang Laojun. ”

"Damn, this is a little too dark!! Niu Daring scolded in his heart after reading it.

Sure enough, with the posting of this list, most of the immortals in the hall looked bitter, and the hope that had just been ignited was shattered again, and most of the immortals here were of low grade and could not take out any good heavenly spirit treasures.

I had no choice but to line up and inquire about my three-month offering by Wang Caishen's side, thinking about how to improve my offering in the last month or so.

Niu Daring also had this in mind, and slowly moved with the crowd.

At this time, the sky is already bright, and it will soon be Niu Daring.

Outside the main hall, a bald immortal in brown clothes and black sleeves, with drumming eyes and thunder mouth, came to the main hall in a hurry, and stood at the front of the team arrogantly.

"Oh, how did you cut the line. Niu boldly looked dissatisfied and said.

"Lao Tzu is here to donate things, what's wrong with cutting in line!" the bald immortal said arrogantly.