"Bayer Leverkusen?"

"Ah,"

"Why is your luck so bad?"

"Bayer Leverkusen have cornered Manchester United! Last year, we couldn't beat Manchester United in the group stage, and we played Bayer Leverkusen, is it really okay? ”

"That Zheng Zhi,"

"That Ronaldinho who just came out of nowhere,"

"And Germany's No. 13 Barak,"

"Those three guys are too fierce,"

'Emerson is also very strong.

"Our schedule is still home and away first, so it's a loss. You have to win at home, and if you draw, it's hard to get to the away side. ”

Barcelona fans are not so optimistic, and after the draw results, many people were pessimistic.

"Unless there is a change of manager,"

"Changed Van Gaal,"

"Van Gaal can't do it, a good hand is played like this, I don't like him this year, wait for the end of class!"

Barcelona's goal this season is clear: to defend the league title and reach at least the last four of the Champions League. However, the league was pressed by Deportivo La Coruna in second place and has not been able to overtake. The Champions League is also stumbling, the dressing room is tense, and the team's performance is very inconsistent.

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In Germany, the semi-finals of the German Cup have also come out.

Bayer Leverkusen's opponent is Borussia Dortmund, which is a bit of a narrow road.

The other group of opponents is Bayern Munich and Hertha Berlin.

The semi-finals of the German Cup are scheduled to be played in two weeks' time, and Bayer Leverkusen have a somewhat tight schedule. Coincidentally, Bayer Leverkusen will play Borussia Dortmund again in the league after playing Borussia Dortmund in the German Cup, and the two matches are linked together.

Dortmund's new captain Lehmann, who has not appeared in front of the media for a long time, finally gave an interview to the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung this time.

This guy still seems to be obsessed with Zheng Zhi, and when he talked about my crying, he took the initiative to talk about Zheng Zhi.

"That guy doesn't have much character."

"Savagery."

"People think highly of his skills."

"Now the core of Bayer Leverkusen is Ronaldinho, since Ronaldinho arrived, he has not played that much, he is not needed at all in attack, and Emerson is also in defence. To put it bluntly, he's a thigh-hugging guy. ”

"Bayer Leverkusen have a good chance of winning the league this season, and he certainly doesn't have the biggest credit."

"Hug your thighs? This sentence is interesting, do you mean that Zheng Zhi is holding a very thick thigh, right? ”

"Yes, that's what I meant."

'If you look at the last few rounds of the league and the Champions League, he didn't show anything at all.

Lyman will definitely not say good things about Zheng Zhi, only the possibility of stepping on him.

The Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung then published an interview with Lehmann.

German fans are buzzing with the term "thigh-hugging".

"Hug your thighs? It's a good word, but Lyman's brain is in the wrong place, and if a good brain is used in goal, he will be even better. ”

"If Zheng Zhi hugs his thighs, then how thick does this thigh have to be, why isn't Ronaldinho hugging his thighs? Zheng Zhi himself is a thigh. ”

"Lehmann's words are not objective at all, he is jealous and resentful of Zheng Zhi, and the whole of Germany knows it."

"In fact, Lehmann has no use for farting so much, and if he has the ability, he will lead Dortmund to defeat Bayer Leverkusen, help Bayern Munich snipe them, and then let Bayer Leverkusen's championship fall."

"He's better think about how to beat Kahn and become Germany's number one goalkeeper."

Most German fans are on Zheng Zhi's side.

"The season has entered the sprint stage, and I feel that if Bayer Leverkusen needs Zheng Zhi to step up, he will definitely step up."

The Bild newspaper also conducted an online survey on "hugging the thighs".

1, Zheng Zhi hugged Ronaldinho's thigh.

2, Ronaldinho hugged Zheng Zhi's thigh.

3. Both of them are thighs.

4. Ballack hugs Zheng Zhi and Ronaldinho's thighs.

There are a total of 4 options, and the results of the investigation are very unexpected, and Barak accidentally lies down the gun.

There are very few people who choose 1, not many who choose 2, more than 30% who choose 3, and 60% who choose 4.

The results of the investigation were spoiled by the fans. I don't know if "Bild" designed it on purpose, anyway, Barak scolded his mother after seeing it.

"Why am I hugging my thighs!"

"What does Zheng Zhi and Ronaldinho have to do with me?"

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Barak was very incomprehensible and depressed.

"I'm a thigh myself!"

It's so unpleasant. Ballack's performance this season is very good, although he is not as sharp as Zheng Zhi and Ronaldinho, but he is now at least the second man in Bayer Leverkusen, how can he become a thigh hugging them?

In an interview with Kicker away at Ulm, Ballack was high-profile in an interview with Kicker: "I'm a thigh myself. ”

He's a rebellious guy, how could he think he's hugging his thighs?

Although Zheng Zhi didn't say anything, he actually had thoughts in his heart.

Beinrich was right when he said that he had to keep the stats and increase his exposure, which is necessary for him to compete for the Ballon d'Or.

Hug Ronaldinho's thigh? In fact, it can be understood in this way.

While Ronaldinho has not yet made a name for himself, if he can win many titles with him in his first season, he will have a big advantage in the competition for the Ballon d'Or.

What's in it?

Ulm was miserable on this day, Zheng Zhi started the game, and he was very far up front, he was quite close to Ballack and Ronaldinho.

That's the attitude he gave, he's going to give it his all.

As a result, a 6-0 victory scared the whole of Germany.

Ulm's home stadium was beaten to the ground.

Zheng Zhi made two passes and two shots!

Ronaldinho makes two passes and two shots! Ballack made two passes and two shots!

The trio shared six goals and assists perfectly.

All three handed over a gorgeous and impeccable statistic, and no one loses to the other.

"Kicker" exclaimed for a while - hugging your thighs? Who hugs whose thighs.

Bild – all three of them are thighs!

"Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung" - Thanks to Lyman, he managed to provoke Zheng Zhi, that omnipotent demon king is powerful, as long as he wants to do it, he can do it!

Three days later, Freiburg, who came to Bayer Arena, was trembling, and before the game even started, Spinach directly opened the Leverkusen handicap of three goals and three and a half goals. They have the same reason as the fans to believe that Bayer Leverkusen, who are playing at home, can also slaughter Freiburg by a big score.

As a result, Bayer Leverkusen played a 4-0, although it was not as impressive as the 6-0 victory over Ulm, but Zheng Zhi, Ronalneo and Ballack scored at the same time, one for each of the three, and one for Burdaric.

"Kicker" is chanting again - do Bayer Leverkusen still need strikers?