Chapter 18: The Theft of the Dragon Palace, Ancient Secrets
"Prime Minister Turtle, Prime Minister Turtle, it's not good, it's not good, there's something missing in the side hall."
A fish head with a fish head chopped pepper rushed into the gorgeous palace with a loud shout.
The turtle prime minister, who was carrying a huge turtle shell and had two slender white beards, immediately stuffed the fist-sized night pearl he was playing with into the turtle shell.
His eyes glared, "What are you shouting about, there are not too many important things in the side hall, and if you lose it, you will lose it, and you will be in a hurry." ”
The fishhead immediately waved his hand and shook his head, his legs bent at an eerie angle, as if he was trying to hold on to something.
"No, what was lost this time is more important, and the brothers are glaring at it."
Hearing this, Prime Minister Gui Cheng's expression was solemn, and he said in a deep voice: "What did you lose?" ”
The fish head spirit immediately gestured into an ellipse with both hands, "Our night pot is lost, our night pot is lost!" Now the brothers are holding back and have nowhere to relieve. ”
Prime Minister Turtle: "......"
"If you lose the night pot, can you suffocate you to death? Swim to a farther place and solve it on your own. ”
Prime Minister Turtle sighed secretly.
As the prime minister of the Dragon Palace, and at the same time the part-time head of internal affairs, it is really not easy, and he still has to look for him for such a small thing as losing a night pot.
Sooner or later, I'll die of exhaustion.
I work so hard, I should receive some "small gifts".
Hearing his words, the fish head spirit was stunned for a moment, and then explained:
"However, since the Dragon Lord issued the order of "Protecting the North Sea, the Dragon Dragon is Responsible", the little ones are not allowed to relieve themselves everywhere, if they are discovered, they will have their heads cut off."
"Is there such a thing?"
Prime Minister Gui tried hard to recall, did the Dragon Lord explain such a thing?
The fish head nodded vigorously, very sure.
He didn't listen carefully to being discovered, Prime Minister Gui Cheng immediately shook his body, took two steps forward, and came to the fish head spirit, "Of course I know, it's just a test for you."
If you lose the night pot, you can go to the utility and get another one. ”
Feel the spirit of the king's eight.
The fish head spirit shrank its neck, took two steps back, and was about to cry, and I didn't know whether it was frightened or suffocated.
With a crying voice, he whispered: "But... Other night pots are different from that night pot, the brothers are used to it, and... Other night pots have to be cleaned after a few uses, and even if the original night pot is used for several months, it will not be full. ”
"Oh?" Prime Minister Gui's eyes narrowed.
There are many treasures in the Dragon Palace, and there are too many that have not been found to be of real use, and it is a pity to lose them, so they have become the inventory of the Miscellaneous Goods Palace.
Many of them were taken by the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and those who could be used were used, such as this night pot.
But there are some things that can be used indiscriminately by the people of the Dragon Palace, even if it is a night pot, it must not be stolen.
This is a matter of principle.
True, diligent and thrifty, Beihai Dragon Palace.
Prime Minister Turtle also felt the cattiness, "Are you sure it wasn't the shrimp and crab that took it?" ”
The tears of the fish head spirit were about to flow, suffocating to death and being beheaded, and he was unwilling to accept any of them.
"This night pot brothers have used it for hundreds of years, who will take it, and besides, we can't hide from a night pot..."
There was grievance in his voice.
Who to look down on, who will want the night-breaking pot?
You can insult me, but you can't insult my fish!
"Has anything special happened in the past two days, or is there anything in the Dragon Palace that has never seen people or creatures approaching?"
As a big steward, I immediately grasped the point.
The fish head spirit was almost suffocating at this time, and he still remembered so much, but he still tried to remember.
"I didn't see the little one, but I heard from the Yaksha who patrolled the sea that a few days ago there was one in the Dragon Palace... A bird. ”
"Birds? Into the sea? ”
Fish head pounded with garlic.
Prime Minister Gui touched his smooth chin, "It seems that a demon clan has come to the Dragon Palace to steal treasures." ”
"Treasure theft? Chamber pot? ”
"What's wrong? This night pot can't be regarded as a treasure? Even if you throw out some garbage from the Dragon Palace, it is still a treasure, it is the property of the Dragon Palace, and it is the property that we, the subjects, should give to the Dragon King. ”
It seems that there is some truth to what he said.
However, no matter how reasonable it is, it can't solve the problem of urgency.
The fish head spirit asked in a low voice, "Then the turtle prime minister, do you want to tell the dragon lord?" Send some soldiers and dragon generals or something? ”
Knock –
Prime Minister Turtle slapped the fish directly on the head, slapped him directly to the ground, and his beard flew up.
"It's just a night pot, and you want to alarm the Dragon King?! So what do I eat as a turtle? We have to learn to share the pressure for the Dragon King. ”
The appearance of a good minister and a virtuous general.
Seeing that the fish head spirit was still lying on the ground, his little eyes widened, "What are you still doing lying on the ground?" Don't hurry up yet! Gather the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, patrol the Yaksha, and catch the treasure thief! ”
But I only saw the fish head on the ground with snot and tears flowing all over the ground, "Prime Minister Turtle... Pee, pee... I'm going to be beheaded...."
Prime Minister Turtle: "......"
Sure enough, soon there was a smell of urine that reached the nostrils.
Make fish head soup!
......
"Brother Peng, it turns out that the Lich War, the Demon Clan and the Wu Clan, both started because of their own internal conflicts?"
The nine-headed insect followed closely beside Liu Changsheng, and suddenly realized.
I have increased my knowledge, and I have really increased my knowledge today, and I know too many secrets of the ancient period.
Liu Changsheng glanced at him and shook his head helplessly.
'This melon baby is so simple, I'm embarrassed to fool him anymore, how do I feel like a bad person? ’
On his lips, he continued: "There are two demon emperors in the demon clan, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi and the Heavenly Emperor Emperor Jun, but there is only one demon queen, in the future, Xihe, tell me whose queen it is?" ”
"This..."
The hydra was speechless for a moment.
With a roll of his eyes, he continued to ask, "What about the Wu Clan?" Legend has it that the ancestral witch fire god Zhu Rong and the water god worked together to have a dispute, and finally the water god Zhu Rong crashed into Buzhou Mountain, so that the sky broke a hole. ”
"This is true, the Twelve Ancestors are the ancient god Pangu opened the world, after the evolution of turbidity and essence blood, inherited part of Pangu's immeasurable merits, and the physical body is extremely strong.
But sometimes, it is not easy to be accepted, and it is always better than the strength of the high.
And the fire god Zhu Rong and the water god are incompatible with water and fire, and it is normal for them to start the comparison.
Then there must be a reference, and at that time, Buzhou Mountain was a pillar of heaven, was there anything harder than him? ”
The hydra came to his senses, and then added to his words, "So, whose head is harder than the two of them?" How do you know that Zhou Shan is so unworthy of the name, and it was broken by the co-workers. ”
Liu Changsheng patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction, and said approvingly: "Yes, yes, the results will be deduced based on the information, Brother Worm is really the first mind of the demon clan." ”
was a little embarrassed to be praised by Liu Changsheng, and the nine-headed insect scratched his head.
"Hey, hey... No, no, on the first mind of the demon clan, or the demon master, the foolish brother is barely the second. ”
Demon Master Kunpeng?
"Brother Worm, do you know where the Demon Master is?"
The nine-headed insect rolled his eyes and thought for a moment, shook his head and said, "I didn't know, but I know that my father-in-law has a connection with the demon master, but my father-in-law has never let me ask about the demon master, and I don't know." ”
Liu Changsheng habitually touched his chin.
Demon Master Kunpeng is not a good person to get along with.
At the beginning of the Lich War, as a demon master of the Heavenly Court, instead of resisting vigorously, seeing that the situation was wrong, he stole Di Jun's Hetu and Luo Shu at a critical moment.
After the battle, he used two of Emperor Jun's companion innate spirit treasures as a condition, obtained the protection of Nuwa Niangniang and the re-acceptance of the demon clan, and refined the "Heavenly Demon Immortal True Body" of the Demon Clan's supreme secret technique Heavenly Demon Dafa.
Such a sinister, cunning, and scheming existence is better not to be touched.
"If Brother Peng wants to meet the Demon Master, Brother Fool may be able to ask his father-in-law to help introduce him."
Liu Changsheng waved his hand again and again.
It's too late to hide, whoever wants to see it can go to see it, and I don't know how to die.
Suddenly, his face turned solemn, and he said solemnly: "Brother Worm, what I told you today are all ancient secrets, don't let others know, even if it's your father-in-law, after all, it's not a glorious thing for the demon clan." ”
Hearing this, the nine-headed insect also looked solemn, "Brother Peng, rest assured, the foolish brother's mouth is very strong." ”
Why am I so disbelieving? ’
But in fact, it's not a big deal, the battle of the lich is nothing more than a battle of luck and merit, which is generated by the parts of the Pangu god, who doesn't want to inherit more inheritance, isn't it?
Liu Changsheng also said casually.
Who knows, one really dares to say, and the other really dares to believe.
Sometimes, ape droppings are just so wonderful. (No typos.) )
At the end of the warning, the nine-headed insect still has a lot of problems, and Liu Changsheng also knows everything, and if he really can't do it, he will make it up, and everyone who listens to it will take it true anyway.
During this period, Liu Changsheng's heartbeat always accelerated suddenly from time to time.
'On a whim? Is it a fool, no, is it too much to mention the hydra? ’
Thinking of this, he gradually reduced the number of answers, and more often just nodded or shook his head, letting the hydra guess by itself and make up for it by itself.
And just when they were quickly shuttling over the North Sea, in the corner they didn't notice, a shrimp head poked out of the sea below, and after seeing the figures of the two, they quickly disappeared underwater.
Liu Changsheng's immortal sense was aware of the snooping, but considering that he was in the North Sea, it would be normal to encounter a shrimp soldier crab.
Besides, they flew in the sky and didn't provoke the Dragon Palace, could they still stop them?
But things soon exceeded his expectations.
There is a saying that if you don't make mistakes, it doesn't mean that the people around you won't make mistakes.
The calm sea suddenly rose to waves, and a wave several feet high rose from the ground, horizontally in front of Liu Changsheng and the nine-headed insect.
The shrimp soldiers and crabs will have stern faces, holding spears, standing side by side at the head of the waves, and in the middle are three patrol yaksha with seahorses, with brown and blue faces, fierce and vicious, holding three-pronged spears.
"Pina monster, quickly hand over the treasures of my Dragon Palace, quickly meet the turtle prime minister with me and others, admit your mistakes, maybe you can still surround your life!"
The Yaksha of the Patrol drove the seahorse and took a step forward, spear straight and shouted in a fierce voice.
Treasures of the Dragon Palace?
Liu Changsheng was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood that his previous whim was not because he told the nine-headed worm too much, but because the people of the Dragon Palace were eyeing them.
frowned slightly, and looked at the slightly unnatural look of the hydra next to him, and almost understood the reason.
Taking a step forward and bowing towards the Yaksha, "This Yaksha, I don't know what treasure the Dragon Palace has lost?" My two brothers traveled to the North Sea, and maybe they picked it up on an island somewhere, and if it is indeed protected by the Dragon Palace, we will return it with both hands. ”
Seeing that Liu Changsheng was so polite, the Yaksha was suddenly a little embarrassed.
They have seen a lot of vicious people, and they have never been afraid of anyone more than fierce, but it is the first time that they have been so polite.
He grabbed the seahorse's reins stiffly, and his tone was slightly better.
"What is lost is the treasure of my Dragon Palace, if you hand it over now, maybe I can still say good things to Prime Minister Gui for you."
Liu Changsheng nodded again and again, stabbed the nine-headed insect with his elbow, and said, "Of course, of course, thank you General Yaksha." ”
General Yaksha.
It made Yaksha's heart feel even more comfortable, and he gestured with his hands, "Look at your good attitude, or you can leave after handing over the treasure."
What I lost in the Dragon Palace was a night pot of this size! Have you ever seen it? ”
"Night... Jug...? "This is Liu Changsheng
"Night Kettle ?!!!" It's a hydra.