Chapter 964: The Burner of Tragedy - Webb

With the adventurer's intuition, it seems that he has slept for a short time, and it does not seem to be too long.

Slightly--mysterious-opened an eye, and the bright red-colored fishy glow of the bonfire immediately pierced in, and I was greeted by a bright fiery red world, and after blinking my eyes, I was fully conscious.

Because of the greed for warmth, the body curled up and sleeping has rolled to a distance of less than one meter next to the bonfire, and it is estimated that after moving another half a meter and eight minutes, a dark and freshly baked druid roasted melon will be completed unconsciously.

What about the maid of the yellow joke?

Sitting up straight, I looked around blankly, and I was the only one left in the huge hideout, and I didn't see Jay-Lu-Ka.

Where did it go? It can't be taken away by a spider monster.

I scratched my head and thought, but if there really is such a powerful spider monster here that can evade my vigilance, and even silently take away the Jie-Lu-Ka of the pseudo-realm realm, it will be really powerful.

According to Charlie, this hideout is not far from the entrance of the spider's nest, and is usually used by adventurers who have just arrived at the nest and are ready to settle down for a day of rest.

After changing the equipment and putting on the cloak, I was in a daze for a while, and I felt that I was still a little worried, although the strength of this yellow maid is indeed very strong, but how to say it? Occasionally, it gives people a cowardly, unpretentious feeling of the eldest lady, who is obviously just a little maid with a poisonous tongue and a black belly.

Coming out of my hideout and quietly dodging two spider patrols, I finally got out of the huge spider's mouth and went outside.

It was already night, the weather was still good, and when I looked up, I could see the blood-red moon hanging high in the sky, without a shadow around it.

After coming to the darkness for so many years, I have been accustomed to this layer of blood red - color, to be honest, I can't remember the bright moonlight of the original world, what it looks like, sometimes it's like this, the more I want to remember something, the more quickly I forget it with my useless brain, but some memories that I want to forget are lingering.

"Looking at the moon with such a wrinkled expression, could it be that His Royal Highness Prince has finally woken up to something, and is about to estrus to the moon Changxiao?" The crisp voice of the fluttering Jie-Lu-Ka above my head, and when I looked up, this guy was sitting quietly on the top of the spider's head, where the six eyes were, and from there I was shining purple-color-sparkling.

"Werewolf stories have seen too many bastards, and even if it's like that, it's not estrus, you know?"

I retorted helplessly, kicked with both feet, jumped up to a height of seven or eight meters, stepped on the top of the spider stone carving, and with another kick, I landed next to Jero-Lu-Ka.

"Why are you running out when you don't sleep well in the night?"

"Oh, is it the husband who is worried about his wife who doesn't return in the middle of the night?"

"It's not!"

I immediately lifted the table, why do I have to worry about a yellow maid like you?

"Oh, is it true that only [the husband who had an affair is worried about the mistress who has not returned at night]?" Jay-Lu-Ka's eyes sparkled even brighter at me.

"Well, leaving aside this argument of changing the soup and not the medicine, are you so obsessed with the word worry? If you want me to worry, then just say it, I'll think about it a little. ”

Holding my hands in my hands, I bent down slightly, leaned down, and said as I glared into Jay-Lu-Ka's eyes.

"It's natural for a lustful man to worry about a woman, and I can't find any reason why I want His Royal Highness to worry."

Avoiding my gaze, Jay-Lu-Ka puffed out her mouth slightly and said loudly.

“……”

What's wrong with this guy? Angry? Shy? Why did he suddenly look puffed up, like an awkward child.

My second monk-touch-touched and turned around and sat next to Jielu-Ka, only to find a small yellow book on her lap.

"What suspicious things are you recording again?"

I went up to take a look, but found that the things written on it were all discoveries of today's day, especially the second possibility of the explosion of crystal fragments-sexuality-, which was recorded in detail, in a word, quite serious, quite strict sù content.

"Although His Royal Highness is a human being, occasionally, I hope that His Royal Highness can remember his identity as the prince of the elven race."

Jay-Lu-Ka looked at me and suddenly sighed.

"Uh, what's the problem?" Seeing Jay-Lu-Ka suddenly say this, I was even more suspicious-confused.

"Today's discovery, I was obviously in such a hurry to let the Starasto team bring back Curast, but I didn't expect our elven clan."

“……”

Under the bright purple gaze of Jay-Lu-Ka, I couldn't find any reason to refute it, and I lowered my head.

"I'm sorry, but I was negligent."

"Also, His Royal Highness the Prince, whose mind is full of lust-lust-lust, is not surprising that he has forgotten it."

"That's the only one I can't admit."

"Then let's put it another way, His Royal Highness the Prince, who has always coveted my body, it's not surprising that he forgot about it, and this statement is fine."

"It's a big problem, and don't record it on it, bastard!!"

Seeing that Jie-Lu-Ka tapped the feather-hair-pen, I thought she was going to memorize what she had just said again, and I was thinking about snatching this little yellow book again that I didn't know it was I had snatched by myself, maybe I could make a living by selling the little yellow book that I had snatched from Jie-Lu-Ka in the future, and for a moment I even had such a thought.

However, when my eyes fell on it, I found that Jay Lu-Ka did not record the false statements just said, but then recorded the events of the day on it, neatly.

Looking at it this way, sitting on bent knees, carefully recording the clean-dew-card, under the quiet moonlight, there is a delicate and quiet feeling.

Of course, this is just my delusion, how can this yellow maid be possible? I'd rather believe that Princess Sanwu will one day burn half of her collection of books in the National Library.

My gaze was raised again, and it fell on the smooth blood-red-colored full moon in the sky, and I was stunned, thinking of Sarah, thinking of Veras, thinking of the little ghost, thinking of Linya, my lovely little wives, and Sister Sharna, and the little fox, and the baby girl, and Lena...... Because of the quantity, I can still pass the time for a long time.

There was a sense of serenity in the air, and all that was left was the rustle of the feather-hair-pen in Jay-Lu-Ka's hand on the paper, and of course, the occasional squeak-crimint from the ruins near the giant spider stone sculpture would make a sizzling hair-bone scream, but that had to be ignored.

I don't know how long it took, but Jay-Lu-Ka next to me suddenly had a new movement, and I was also awakened, and I wiped the corners of my mouth half-asleep, and my eyes fell on her.

I saw Jay-Lu-Ka bow her head, close her eyes, and muttered something I didn't understand, and then, the little yellow book in her hand, all the words just written on it, suddenly floated up in my surprised gaze, and condensed into a ball of light in mid-air.

Then, the small ball of light flew straight into the forest to the south.

"Is it a message?"

Thinking of the conversation just now, I asked in surprise.

Jie-Lu-Ka nodded: "Because there is a prince who is full of unreliable thoughts, as long as this is the case, it should be more appropriate for your Royal Highness the prince to convey it." ”

"Okay, it's true that I was wrong this time, but please, can you remove the part that is full of color-color-thoughts?"

"Is it true that it can't be trusted?"

“……”

Damn, this yellow maid is about to catch up with the little ghost.

However, the elven race actually has such a convenient magic, and it is indeed a race that is more ancient than us humans, and has a lot of strange methods.

"By the way, Jay-Lu-Ka, can I ask you some questions?"

I hesitated for a moment, but finally spoke, this guy is full of suspicions, like a random shovel can dig up a lot of good things, I am really curious.

"Oh, is it about the origin of my name and Ka-Lu-Jay? In fact, there are thirty-two versions, which one does His Royal Highness want to start listening to? ”

Jay-Lu-Ka was in good spirits and energizing.

“……”

Forget it, it seems that this guy doesn't plan to reveal anything to me, is it really because of today's negligence that she is disappointed in me, His Royal Highness? Just don't ask anything.

"It's cold at night, go back early and rest."

I patted my ass to my feet and jumped off top of the spider's head, and Jay-Lu-Ka followed from behind.

After taking a few steps into the nest, the yellow maid suddenly paused and made a shy voice.

"This situation ...... Could it be that the newlywed wife follows her husband...... Started the first night of bed sharing?

"Yes yes yes ......"

I'm not angry at the front perfunctory, I really can't complain about this guy.

"Or the first time the husband of the affair brought his mistress back to his home......"

"How obsessed are you with affairs and mistresses, bastard!"

"It's as obsessed with His Royal Highness as His Royal Highness about the idea of color."

"I ...... Well, you go ahead. ”

"Then I happened to meet my wife."

"Hey, isn't that bad?" The plot seems to be developing in the direction of a good ship.

"In the end, the three of them slept together, which is gratifying and congratulating."

"What kind of god is this, bastard, how can there be such a wife in the world, congratulations to a fart!!"

I can't help but go crazy, even if I've been married to Veras for many years, I haven't tried unhealthy gameplay like threesomes, how eye-catching is that...... No, what a deplorable depravity!!

"As a result, no one expected that the wife and the mistress would be twins, and their names would be pronounced in reverse."

"No one expected it...... A-hair-bastard!! That's really the case, my husband found out early in the morning!! Is he blind and deaf? ”

"As a result, the two sisters turned their knives at each other."

"Huh? Why was it that they were able to sleep together happily before, but after learning the identity of the other party, they had to fight to the death? ”

"Because they're twins."

"Ah, what a perfunctory answer, what kind of answer is this? Why do twins have to draw knives against each other? ”

"Because my sister thinks that my sister robbed her of her intelligence when she was born."

"You actually want to beat around the bush and say that your sister Ka-Lu-Jay is a stupid bastard, a husband, a wife, a lover, or something is set up for this sentence, bastard!"

"In the end, the two reconciled."

"Ah, inexplicably suddenly forgave again, what about the process? What about the dialogue lines? ”

"In the end, we live happily ever after."

"Huh? What about the husband? Where did the husband go? Why is there no of his following, inside the breakfast pot on the first day of the sisters' reconciliation? Where is the blood-stained knife hidden? ”

"My husband died because of the war."

"What a casual way to die, isn't this a super casual way to die? Why does it look like the protagonist's husband at the beginning, and at the end it is brought with such a sentence? Why does the previous content end with lines from a war novel, even though the previous content is housewife-theater? ”

"The grieving sisters decided to raise their children well."

"What kind of rock did the kid jump out of again, bastard?!!"

"But when they grew up, the two siblings, who were raised by each of the two sisters, fell in love with a widow at the same time."

"Is a new round of house-wive-theatre about to begin? Is there something wrong with my ears? I seem to have heard the strange premise that two siblings are in love with the same person. ”

"At this time, the husband who originally thought he had died in the war suddenly returned with a new love, and the mother of this new love turned out to be a widow who fell in love with two brothers and sisters at the same time."

"It's so complicated, the plot suddenly became super complicated, I heard it right, it turned out to be two brothers and sisters, bastards!!"

"The last family is reunited, and the story ends successfully."

"Ah, it was not easy to complicate the form, the story had suspense and highlights, but it ended so hastily."

What a bullshit story, bastard!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly I realized that I was being led by the nose by this yellow maid again, and I angrily lifted the tea table full of cups.

"His Royal Highness the Prince is really, it's just a story, but it's as real as a child."

“……”

You're the one who looks like a child...... Well, I can't deny that I don't feel like it anymore, I don't speak, and I will definitely not accept you again this time as a yellow maid.

"Speaking of which, Ka-Lou-Jie ......"

“……”

This time I will definitely not listen carefully anymore, and I will not make any more complaints!!

"Ka-Lu-Jay looks exactly like me......"

“……”

Because they're twins, isn't that a matter of course?

"The hair-color, the eyes-color, the height, and even the weight are almost the same."

Oh, even if it's twins, it's surprising that they're so similar, it's like a copy of West-Lou-SiEco-Lou-, because the two little angels love to pounce on me, so I know they're exactly the same.

"But it's weird, the boobs are a little bit smaller than mine."

"Poof!!"

I spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

"Does His Royal Highness like big or small?"

“……”

I can't stand this guy anymore, Jalandland---, please get her back!!

As a result, under the language-sass-sassment of Jie-Lu-Ka-Wujie-, I was in a state of strict detachment all night.

"His Royal Highness has insomnia?"

Early the next morning, we extinguished the bonfire and continued along the cave-cave-passage, and on the way we saw me yawning, and the maid asked without consciously being the culprit.

"Don't bother me, I'm concentrating on fighting the sleeping god."

Yawning again, I rubbed my sour eyes and put the last cloak on, the majestic druid, the sleepy-eyed druid...... Uh, here's the show, little spiders, tremble.

Yesterday, when Charlie and they left, they gave us a map of the spider's nest - the nest - we, and we left in a hurry and didn't ask carefully, but now I look at it and know that there are times in this world when even if I look at the map and go.

Because the terrain of the spider's nest - cave - is too complicated, the map drawn on the guide zhì is like a three-dimensional ball of wool - line, dense, some places you have to put your eyes together to find Oh, it turns out that this is not a black dot, representing a huge hole-hole-hole-, but hundreds of thin lines intertwined, representing countless passages.

Those who can look at this picture and walk to the depths of the nest-cave-must have been a winged angel in the previous life.

Then, Jay Lu-Ka took the map from me, looked at it for a while, and at the next fork in the road, she pointed to one of the passages with great certainty, and her purple-colored eyes were full of affirmation and confidence, as if she were swearing in the name of her knight that the right passage must be this one.

Folded Winged Angel Discover!!

Anyway, it's casual-mess-go, so I'll just believe her for once.

Following Jay-Lu-Ka's instructions, we started a long journey into the spider's nest, encountering spider monsters of all sizes along the way, and I now see that the black pupils in my eyes are about to turn into spider shapes.

However, as the air became more stuffy-damp-humid, I was finally sure that the direction that Jie-Lu-Ka was pointing in was not wrong, how exactly did she find the right direction from the mess-hair-line ball map, I was very curious about this, this kind of strong analytical ability is simply the same level as the unreasonable Longxin fifth-generation brain of Princess Sanwu.

The third day in the Spider's Lair, and the fourth day I left Rog's camp, we finally reached the deepest part of the Spider's Lair.

I still vaguely remember the terrain here, which is a super huge cave-hole-hole-, connecting hundreds of thousands of passages, which looks like a beehive, and the boss here, the lord of the spider's nest-hole-, the mini-boss Burner-Webb, lives here, commanding its army of tens of thousands of spiders.

The two of us chose a secret passage, and after sneaking out the guarded passage, we poked our heads out of the hole.

The passage we were in was in the upper right corner of the cave-cave-leaning against the wall, so when we looked at it like this, we almost brought the entire darkness-tide-wet huge hole-hole into view, and thanks to the blessing of many passages connected here, this series of actions did not attract the attention of any spider monsters, including their boss burner, Webb.

Looking inside the cave-hole, on the ground, on the walls, and even on the top of the cave, densely crawling and hanging, there were thousands of spider monsters, teeth and claws, in different postures, and the spider eggs under them were constantly wriggling, and I fell into a speechless state.

After I went out, I was anxious about whoever mentioned the word spider to me within a month.

His gaze circled around the inside of the cave, and finally, it landed on a large, particularly conspicuous spider in the center of the cave.

There is no doubt that the crimson body that is more flame-like than the flame spider is the head of the spider's nest, and Webb the Burner is undoubtedly a good person (strange) who once contributed a dark gold belt to himself, and I will never forget what it looks like.

"Nothing out of the ordinary."

I was sleepy and confused when I watched the entrance of the cave for a while, and saw Webb the Burner, like a rich, bloated old man, swaying the fiery red-colored ass behind it with a slow, half-dead pace, as it roamed back and forth within the confines of his lord.

"It seems so."

The warm and wet girl's breath hit her neck, and Jay-Lu-Ka, who was not far behind me, opened her mouth.

"The mark of the elves has just been discovered, and it seems that our troops have come here to investigate, and no anomalies have been found."

I rolled my eyes suddenly, why didn't you find out sooner? But think about the spider's nest-hole-crisscross passages, God knows how many ways to get here, and it is only natural that Jie-Lu-Ka didn't find it when she came.

"It looks like I ran for nothing."

Blinking his eyes, he glanced at the fat Burner-Webb, and it didn't seem to be my style to go back empty-handed.

"Give me a minute."

I turned my head, my lips almost brushed against Jay-Lu-Ka's fair face, and I said, "Why are you so close, you yellow maid."

Forget it, ignore this for now, or do something first, and compensate for this wasted effort and time.

Moon Wolf transforms.

The pseudo-field unfolds.

Ice Mirror.

100,000 popsicles of ice-bloom-dancing!!

In an instant, the huge hole-hole--hole was covered with a snow-white world.

The final blow, that ...... Because the name is too long, let's condense it to "Tears of the Owner of the Popsicle Factory, a satisfying 99999 Super Jackpot Popsicle Attack".

Giant popsicles...... Ahem, the Ice Decapitation Sword stabbed straight at the head of Webb, the Burner who was still frozen.

With a thud, the ice sword, which was five or six meters long, pierced through Webb's head the burner, and the whole of it sank into its body, and the tip of the ice-colored sword peeked out from behind its ass.

Unexpectedly, a small boss with a name and surname can also be killed in one hit, which is worthy of defeating the peak level hell knight of the pseudo-realm.

With a strong thrust, the Ice Decapitation Sword was pulled from Webb the Burner's head with a large amount of dark green-colored disgusting blood, and the latter's body twitched a few times, as if to protest against his glory and heroism without even ten seconds of footage, and finally fell down limply.

Very good, pack up the guys and leave.

I quickly scavenged the gold coins of the items that Webb the Burner had dropped, and when the other spider monsters didn't react, I kicked hard, and the figure disappeared into the hole-hole-hole.

There are thousands of spider monsters in the cave-hole, and no matter how powerful the Ice Bloom-Flurry Dance, it is impossible to destroy them all at once, and I don't want to deal with these disgusting creatures anymore......