Act XLIII. It's okay to rob openly
Seeing that Ai Lian finished the phone call with a completely different attitude from usual, Bai Ge couldn't help but sigh.
Women are really born actors.
Although it was now close to eleven o'clock, Bai Ge, who had returned from the burglary of the Urban Planning Exhibition Hall, still stayed in the room of love.
There is no blushing and heart-pounding five-dollar plot, Bai Ge just handed over the stolen things to Ai Lian and ate the dinner made by Lao Huo by the way.
However, Ailian's face seemed a little ugly after hearing Bai Ge's retelling of the crime.
“...... It's you, and you've easily done what other monster thieves can't. ”
She commented on Bai Ge's actions, and at the same time asked him to wait a little longer and not rush home.
This wait is more than three hours, during which Love and Bai Ge "exercised" again, and in the end, Bai Ge, who didn't even have anything to play in mobile games, couldn't help but do his homework.
Then Ai Lian also began to write homework.
Two people just share a table and sit side by side doing their homework, and there is always an illusion that they don't guess what's going on?
However, most of the time, only Bai Ge was moving.
Whenever he finished writing a homework, Ai Lian naturally took Bai Ge's homework book, and after a casual glance, he pointed out several mistakes of Bai Ge.
Damn alchemy puppet, writing this kind of memory topic is complete cheating!
It wasn't until Ai Lian helped Bai Ge "check" the two homework that the alchemy puppet finally picked up his mobile phone and made a call.
"THEN AGAIN, 'JOKER' IS A STRANGE NAME, IT SOUNDS SO BAD."
Ai Lian put down the mobile phone dedicated to contact, and complained about the aesthetics of Bai Ge.
"Well, uh, didn't you leave a clown card on a whim, and you see, in the movie, the clown and the thief or something, aren't they quite compatible?"
Bai Ge, who was writing his math homework, looked up and defended, although he thought about it in hindsight, he also felt that this title was a little second-class.
Ah, the adjective Zhongji originated from before the Great Collapse, and it is said to be a word used to describe teenagers in a delusional period, and Bai Ge doesn't know much about the story behind it, but in the cities of eastern Zhuxia, such old-time words seem to be very popular.
However, it is precisely because of the need to attract attention that such a noisy title is unexpectedly good.
"So, I love you and let me steal that stone, in fact, there are two meanings?"
Bai Ge put down his pen and said while thinking.
"The first is to let me exercise my ability to be a [strange thief], and the second point is to use this to attract the attention of the police, and when I attract the attention of the police, illegal organizations will naturally notice me as a strange thief."
Love specifically mentions that this is only notified internally, but it is to promote the name of the monster thief JOKER.
Just imagine, just by informing the police internally, the possibility that the wanted offender is the official bait is greatly reduced.
If you want to deceive your enemies, you must first deceive your own people.
As for how the illegal organization obtained this information, Bai Ge believed that they could stay in Jingjiang for so many years, even if there were no inner ghosts planted, they would definitely have special intelligence gathering methods.
Well, of course, it's basically impossible to make an illegal organization believe in Bai Ge by relying on such a crime.
"There is a third meaning."
Ai Lian glanced at Bai Ge's unfinished math homework, and continued.
"Don't you feel it yourself?"
"Feelings? What does it feel like? ”
Bai Ge didn't know what kind of place love was talking about, he didn't feel it anyway.
"Don't you feel that you are better at using your abilities, and you have a deeper understanding of [Strange Thief] and Yasen Ropin?"
Love raised an eyebrow.
"It doesn't seem to be a reaction...... Should it feel anything? ”
Bai Ge asked unconsciously.
"Strange...... Maybe it's because the stolen things are really worthless? ”
Ai Lian muttered thoughtfully to herself, and the pen on her finger unconsciously spun around.
Gently putting down the pen, she continued quite seriously.
"You also know that the way for the ascended to further master their extraordinary abilities is to increase the level of fame, as for how to improve, most of the current ascendants have summed up a high degree of overlap with the fate of historical fragments, including but not limited to imitating the actions of historical figures, fulfilling their long-cherished wishes or simply recreating their life deeds."
"Therefore, if someone inherits the fate of an overlord and tries to achieve great things, someone inherits the name of a poet and creates a psalm, and if he inherits the history of the offender, crime is naturally the best way to make a name."
"In your example, Yasin Ropin is a thief, so when you commit a strange thief, you can theoretically increase a certain degree of fame, of course, more or less, but it can be improved."
"That's what I told you to steal, but ......"
She glanced at Bai Ge again, with a certain tone of hatred that iron does not become steel.
"Why don't you feel anything at all?"
“...... Could it be that I'm halfway through the game and have gone from stealing to robbing? ”
Bai Ge didn't have much emotion, he felt that the abilities of [Thousand Faces] and [Stealing] were enough to deal with today's actions, and he didn't expect any bells and whistles of extraordinary ability.
He's such an easily satisfying person!
"No matter, it's not okay to steal once, it's always okay to steal a few more times, it's worthless to steal this time, steal a valuable one next time, make a big news, it will always work!"
Love said like a broken can.
"Hey, hey, if you want me to go squatting, just say it."
Bai Ge subconsciously complained.
"It's okay, I've already helped you find a target for the next crime, just wait until it's ready."
Love ignored Bai Ge's protests.
"Next time, so soon?"
Bai Ge also wanted to rest for a week or two, although tonight's action was finally successful, but the twists and turns in the middle still made Bai Ge feel tired.
Crime is so troublesome and dangerous, how good it is for everyone to work honestly and make money with peace of mind.
"Don't worry, I'll have to investigate for a while."
After that, he got up and went to the living room to pick up the stalactites on the coffee table, and Ai Lian took a closer look.
"Speaking of which, is this stone really just a simple imitation, and not a treasure that still hides some strange secret?"
Bai Ge asked curiously.
Since she got this stone back, Ai Lian basically hasn't paid attention to it, and just put it on the coffee table in the living room, it seems to be really just an ordinary stone.
But just like so many things that Ai Lian did with Bai Ge before, this woman can't really just want Bai Ge to steal a stone and come back to decorate the flower pot, right?
Maybe this stalactite is actually an abyssal relic or something?
While making up a big drama with ups and downs, he watched Ai Lian finish looking at the milky white stone, and then put it firmly in the green plant pot next to the bed.
The stalactites are like rockeries against the backdrop of the verdant plants, and the hypocritical starry sky shows a bit of fun.
It's pretty good.
“?”
Wait a minute.
"Could it be that this stolen thing is really just for viewing?"
"Yes, I just thought there was something missing in the basin, and I looked at the introduction on the Internet and thought this thing was quite suitable, so I let you touch it, it's pretty good, right?"
Love replied as it should.
“......”
Bai Ge was speechless.
Just when you think that love doesn't think too much, she actually has the third layer in mind.
Just when you think she's thoughtful, it turns out that the love is really just a whim.
Bai Ge couldn't figure out this woman's train of thought.
"Okay, you go back early to rest, you have to come to Tao Lao's class at two o'clock tomorrow afternoon."
Ai Lian waved his hand, and he was about to drive Bai Ge away.
"Oh."
Needless to say, Bai Ge, who had been tired all day, had long wanted to go home and lie down.
When he walked out of the room of love, he saw Lao Huo poking his head out of his room.
"Aren't you staying here tonight?"
Don't say like I stay overnight a lot, no, I don't even stay overnight!
Bai Ge shook his head and denied it.
"Then I'll give you this."
Lao Huo handed a small box to Bai Ge's hand.
"What is this?"
Bai Ge didn't know whether to open the box directly.
"The memorial of your first mission, open it and take a look."
Lao Huo smiled mysteriously.
Gently lifting the lid of the box, Bai Ge saw that in the dark box, there was a monocle lying there.
It's the same as Arsene Ropin's monocles.